HF Confessions (Anonymous or Otherwise)

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WolfOfOdin

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25$ for the first one, flat fee of 50$ for each extra one, plus a 100$ per week for a permenant unlimited secrets per week retainer.
 
MindDetective

MindDetective

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I'm going to post a non-anonymous confession. Not trying to show off, just like the expediency.

While applying for new jobs, I feel like I'm not trying as hard at my current job. I haven't totally checked out or anything but I worry that I'm way too premature in my confidence that I'll be able to move on to the next stage of my career. Especially since that next stage could be right where I already am working...
 
Gusto

Gusto

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Alright homies I'm going Oktoberfesting for the night. I've handed off the email addy to a trusted ally in the fight against Shame.

Have fun.
 
ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

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(Um, also, I don't actually know who that person was, and I probably don't hate them. Probably.)
 
Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

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I'm sick of Shego's killer persona. I think it has been really overdone, and what could be a funny joke if used sparsely has become annoying and repetitive.
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If it ever was a funny joke (up for debate), I concur it's definitely kind of run into the ground at this point. Buuuut nothing ever really gets old here so

I cut out a lame Icarus secret

My father revelaed to me about two weeks ago that he has had MS (Multiple Sclerosis) for three years now. He didn't tell me because he thought I might inform the CIA/arms corporations.

Every day I am a little bit closer to just fucking off or joining the french foreign legion or something. I don't even know anymore.
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Gurpel

Gurpel

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Lol this is great. Everyone is all gung-ho until charlie don't surf takes over.

It's more like a "let's laugh at the silly forumers' confessions and they can't yell at me for it cuz then they have to tell it was THEIR secret! LULZ!"
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Go ahead and point out where this happened, please.
 
ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

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Since I'm often misinterpreted for being too dry, I was actually trying in my usual classless way to be nice.
 
Gurpel

Gurpel

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Amorous Bitch;276372][quote=Gurpel said:
Lol this is great. Everyone is all gung-ho until charlie don't surf takes over.

It's more like a "let's laugh at the silly forumers' confessions and they can't yell at me for it cuz then they have to tell it was THEIR secret! LULZ!"
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Go ahead and point out where this happened, please.
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Point out a thread, ANY thread,where I ever liked you, please?

Also, see above.[/QUOTE]


1. argumentum ad hominem. classy.

2. I don't even see what's offensive about charlie likening the anonymous confessor's plight to the situation described in rick springfield's song "jessie's girl".
 
Adam

Adam

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Amorous Bitch said:
My point is that an honest true confession that someone has been carrying around for possibly years does NOT need to be made fun off IN ANY WAY; lighthearted, in jest or otherwise. They feel bad enough as it is (THAT'S WHY IT'S A SECRET, DUMBASS!). Leave them for what they are.
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If you're doing an 'honest, true confuession' in this avenue, you're the dumbass. Sorry.
 
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Qonas

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Gurpel;276383][quote=Amorous Bitch;276372][quote=Gurpel said:
Lol this is great. Everyone is all gung-ho until charlie don't surf takes over.

It's more like a "let's laugh at the silly forumers' confessions and they can't yell at me for it cuz then they have to tell it was THEIR secret! LULZ!"
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Go ahead and point out where this happened, please.
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Point out a thread, ANY thread,where I ever liked you, please?

Also, see above.[/QUOTE]


1. argumentum ad hominem. classy.

2. I don't even see what's offensive about charlie likening the anonymous confessor's plight to the situation described in rick springfield's song "jessie's girl".[/QUOTE]

He wasn't even "making fun of" the comment or confessor. He just made a (unfortunately no longer) comical remark based off of the confession.
 
Gurpel

Gurpel

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Adammon;276385][quote=Amorous Bitch said:
My point is that an honest true confession that someone has been carrying around for possibly years does NOT need to be made fun off IN ANY WAY; lighthearted, in jest or otherwise. They feel bad enough as it is (THAT'S WHY IT'S A SECRET, DUMBASS!). Leave them for what they are.
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If you're doing an 'honest, true confuession' in this avenue, you're the dumbass. Sorry.[/QUOTE]

p. much. I am the guy with the schizophrenic dad. the reason i sent the confession in was so that the forum could provide a bit of levity. jeez.

edit: i will admit though, my situation isn't universal. if someone is really broken up about their thing, maybe posting it on a forum designed to make people laugh isn't the best idea.
 
Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

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I think I might be bisexual. I began to realize this when I stopped looking at lesbian porn and instead observed girls sucking guys off, and suddenly felt that I wouldn’t mind being in either party’s position. I’m not sure what to make of this, because I have spent my entire life lusting after girls, only to find myself suddenly seeing guys in a new light. To be honest, it makes me nervous, especially now when I see a good looking guy, because I have no idea how to tell if someone is gay. Also, considering what the reactions would probably be if I told relatives IRL, I'm probably better off just sticking to girls at the moment.
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You're not better off lying to yourself about who you are because you're nervous what others think. Haters gonna hate. Don't let others' small-mindedness and bigotry keep you from being who you are.

Also, I'm probably not gonna be able to cover the night shift. If anyone else wants to take over, IM me or say so here, hopefully you'll get me before I'm gone. If not, then I'll post a big batch tomorrow morning/whenever I'm back. G'nite!
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

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drawn_inward;276091][quote=Tinwhistler said:
I don't think I've kept any real secrets. My life's mostly an open book.

There's a chinese philosophy that goes something like this:
If there is a thing that you do not wish others to know that you have done, do not do it.
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I was raised with a similar philosophy: Don't do anything you wouldn't want your mom to know about or put on the front page of the newspaper.

But, I like the idea of anonymous advice. Nice idea gutso, I mean, gustov, gus. :p
But, seriously, nice idea.[/QUOTE]


Well, my philosophy is not exactly "don't do anything you don't want your mom to know about" and more like "learn not to give a shit what your mom thinks about the kinky shit you do" :D
 
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crono1224

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Charlie Dont Surf said:
I think I might be bisexual. I began to realize this when I stopped looking at lesbian porn and instead observed girls sucking guys off, and suddenly felt that I wouldn’t mind being in either party’s position. I’m not sure what to make of this, because I have spent my entire life lusting after girls, only to find myself suddenly seeing guys in a new light. To be honest, it makes me nervous, especially now when I see a good looking guy, because I have no idea how to tell if someone is gay. Also, considering what the reactions would probably be if I told relatives IRL, I'm probably better off just sticking to girls at the moment.
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And the line blurs even farther between sexuality, Just thinking that something is hot or attractive may not be a core requirement for that sexuality. I tend to think of kissing as more intimant so for me I would ask if they wanted to kiss and be physically close with the person rather than watch porn or lust over them?
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

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I was really enjoying this thread, before people started being idiots about it.

I've never understood the point of "internet lying" as it's just a bunch of anonymous people for the most part. Unless you're an immature child who thinks that other people's online opinion of them holds any weight.

Being honest online is one of the best things I like about posting on the forum or talking to people in general. Those come down on me for being "a persona" are the exact kind of people who just don't "get it" about being online.

I hope others continue to submit their online confessions, it really does make for interesting reads.
 
Krisken

Krisken

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ZenMonkey said:
I think ZenMonkey is pretty cool and would like to chat with her and be internet buds, but I'm pretty sure she hates me.
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It's true. I totally, totally hate you.

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It wasn't me, though it could have been. Love the video. One of my favorite scenes from that movie (not sure why other than Madeline Kahn is brilliant).
 
ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

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Krisken said:
It wasn't me, though it could have been.
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Pfft, you have no reason to believe I hate you. And seriously, to whoever thinks I do, try me. If we don't become buds at least we can clear up this idea that I hate you.

(Unless it's...you. Yes, you know who I'm talking about. In which case I do hate you and fuck off.)

Krisken said:
Love the video. One of my favorite scenes from that movie (not sure why other than Madeline Kahn is brilliant).
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Does there even need to be another reason? That clip never ever fails to make me laugh, even when I post it because I'm for real hating on something or someone.
 
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