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Steven Soderburgin
I am the tastebuds which pick up on bitter tastes.
What part of the forum 'body' are you?
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Chazwozel
Until Skynet takes over.
Also, do we look fat in these jeans?[/QUOTE]
Depends. Who's the butt?[/QUOTE]
Mav
Oh the comedy potential...
[/quote]You can be that third nut that hangs out unnoticed until that faithful day you turn your head and cough and the doctor says, "uh...I think we might have a problem here..." But i think that position goes more to Jake.
[/QUOTE]I'll take that spot.
Haaaaa!
Oh the comedy potential...
[/quote]You can be that third nut that hangs out unnoticed until that faithful day you turn your head and cough and the doctor says, "uh...I think we might have a problem here..." But i think that position goes more to Jake.
[/QUOTE]I'll take that spot.
I nominate this as Jake's best post ever. :uhhuh:
Memememememememememe!
North_Ranger
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So what are you then, Shego? The forum's primal instincts, perhaps? Or the sharpened teeth, maybe?
North_Ranger
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The id[/QUOTE]
Oh hi! How're things between Mav's cheeks?
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I'm the booger. You know. The one you try to ignore in decent company. But every once in a while, it gets so irritating, you have to reach up and pick it. Oh sure. You try to do that "flat hand-I'm just rubbing my nose-never mind that my thumb is behind my palm" bit, but everyone knows you're really picking.
North_Ranger
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...and sometimes, you accidentally draw blood.
The id[/QUOTE]
Oh hi! How're things between Mav's cheeks?
[/jk][/QUOTE]huh.
North_Ranger
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The id[/QUOTE]
Oh hi! How're things between Mav's cheeks?
[/jk][/QUOTE]huh.[/QUOTE]
Just kidding, Charlie ol' boy. We good?
the fart.
silent, but deadly.
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silent, but deadly.
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chippy. hard to find but enjoyable when you do.
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Chazwozel
I'd have to go with Crone.
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Silvanesti
I'd have to go with Crone.[/QUOTE]
Really?... thats odd[/QUOTE]
female dick
I am the liver. Usually totally ignorable but when alcohol is involved you know I'm working hard.
I'm the hangnail. Not really noticed until I start being picked at. 
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Cajungal
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Aww, just call me Jiminy. ^_^
I WAS gonna request the cockles of the heart. But I'll take conscience.
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Wasabi Poptart
I'm one of the hands. I help feed the body. I can be useful for dirty jobs like picking your nose, scratching your butt, etc. I can be a pat on the back or part of a hug or a smack in the head. And I can give the old one finger salute.
I'll take the trigger finger.
Not sure why, but this reminded me of a joke:
One day, the body began arguing amongst itself, over who should be the boss. The brain, the hands, the feet, and the asshole.
The brain said it should be boss, because it came up with all the ideas and made decisions.
The hands said they should be boss, because they did all the work.
The feet said they should be boss, because they moved the body here and there.
The asshole simply stated that it should be boss and gave no reason.
Hearing this, the brain/hands/feet began laughing. "Why should you be boss asshole? You do nothing!"
The asshole responded "Oh yeah?" and ceased doing it's job.
Within time, the body became sick from not excreteing food and the brain began to get sluggish, the hands began to tremble and the feet would start giving out. Eventually the brain/hands/feet surrendered and gave the asshole the title of Boss.
The moral of the story is "You don't have to be smart, fast or work hard to be the Boss. Just be an asshole".
Dave
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Not sure why, but this reminded me of a joke:
One day, the body began arguing amongst itself, over who should be the boss. The brain, the hands, the feet, and the asshole.
The brain said it should be boss, because it came up with all the ideas and made decisions.
The hands said they should be boss, because they did all the work.
The feet said they should be boss, because they moved the body here and there.
The asshole simply stated that it should be boss and gave no reason.
Hearing this, the brain/hands/feet began laughing. "Why should you be boss asshole? You do nothing!"
The asshole responded "Oh yeah?" and ceased doing it's job.
Within time, the body became sick from not excreteing food and the brain began to get sluggish, the hands began to tremble and the feet would start giving out. Eventually the brain/hands/feet surrendered and gave the asshole the title of Boss.
The moral of the story is "You don't have to be smart, fast or work hard to be the Boss. Just be an asshole".[/QUOTE]
God damn it. Charlie is the boss.
HA! Joking!
No. Bruce Springsteen is The Boss.
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