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What part of the forum 'body' are you?

Oct 20, 2009#1

strawman

Cuyval Dar said:
They are a necessary component of these forums.

I dunno. Some threads are like an appendix. They don't seem to serve any purpose and you only notice them when they get inflamed. They need to be cut off before they explode and infect other threads.

ooh, I think I could go on for awhile here...

What body parts can be likened to certain types of forum behavior/threads? This isn't in the flamewars section, and I prefer it stay that way so please be polite and don't call anyone or any thread in particular out.

Bonus points to anyone who describes what the tragus of the forum does.

-Adam

Oct 20, 2009#2

Kitty Sinatra

I'd like to think I'm the toe of the forum that occasionally gets stubbed against the coffee table as we get up to grab a beer.

Oct 20, 2009#3

TwoBit

Can I be the pancreas? Huh? Can I? Can I?

Oct 20, 2009#4

JONJONAUG

JCM's the penis.

Who's the vagina?

Oct 20, 2009#5

Frankie Williamson

And the flamewar begins.

Oct 20, 2009#6

HowDroll

Someone is more than welcome to call me out. I'm quite curious what body part I am.

Oct 20, 2009#7

Kitty Sinatra

How Droll, you're the sexy strand of hair that falls across the forum's face and hides our twinkling eyes as we flirt with that other forum.

Oct 20, 2009#8

Rob King

Can I be the hand that tucks the strand of hair back behind the ear shyly?

Oct 20, 2009#9

Philosopher B.

TwoBit said:
Can I be the pancreas? Huh? Can I? Can I?

No, you're a tit.

You silly tit.

Oct 20, 2009#10

Kitty Sinatra

Yes, Rob. You can. And you are.

Oct 20, 2009#11

bhamv3

I'm the part of the forum brain that thinks about boobies every six seconds on average.

I think about boobies so the rest of you don't have to.

Oct 20, 2009#12

Frankie Williamson

I am the long arm....of the law.

Oct 20, 2009#13

Cheesy1

I'm the bellybutton. I'm just there for no reason, and usually not noticed unless I start to itch.

Oct 21, 2009#14

doomdragon6

I'm that weird twitch you might get under your eye every now and then. I don't appear often, but when I do the forum almost always notices. (Seriously, in threads where no-one responds to anyone, I can make a post and get like 3 responses.)

Oct 21, 2009#15

Terrik

I'm the mole on your back that you forget about until one fateful day you look into the mirror and notice a unusually long strand of hair growing out of it

Oct 21, 2009#16

Krisken

I Am Halforum's Medulla Oblongata.

Oct 21, 2009#17

SeraRelm

I'm the forum's nose, and while it might wish to cut me off to spite it's face, I can still smell when it needs a thorough cleaning.

Oct 21, 2009#18

ZenMonkey

I am the foreskin. Some of you like me the way I am, and others would prefer me gone. :kev:

Oct 21, 2009#19

bhamv3

ZenMonkey said:
I am the foreskin. Some of you like me the way I am, and others would prefer me gone. :kev:

There are some forumites I might agree could be described that way, but never you Zen. You're the palm that meets the face when warranted.

Oct 21, 2009#20

North_Ranger

I try to think myself as the forum's conscience, but that's not a body part. Besides, I'm betting that part already belongs to CajunGal.

Oct 21, 2009#21

Pojodan

I'm the gal bladder.

Seemingly important, and yet a pain when infected and not really missed when gone.

Oct 21, 2009#22

Silver Jelly

The part on the forum's brain that keeps thinking awful jokes and puns.

Oct 21, 2009#23

Bubble181

I'm going to have to go with "male nipple". Seemingly completely useless, and you'd think you wouldn't miss it when it's gone, but it can still sometimes provoke a fun reaction and you'd look silly without it.

Oct 21, 2009#24

netsirk

stienman said:
Bonus points to anyone who describes what the tragus of the forum does.

I would say that title should go to the person who posts the most fart jokes, since the tragus helps to collect sounds from behind.

If the intercostal clavicle existed, I'd want to be that

Oct 21, 2009#25

Wahad

I'm probably the pinky toe.

Oct 21, 2009#26

Chazwozel

I am the left of the forum's set of big brass balls and Shannow is the right.

Oct 21, 2009#27

North_Ranger

Chazwozel said:
I am the left of the forum's set of big brass balls and Shannow is the right.

Oh the comedy potential...

Oct 21, 2009#28

Chazwozel

North_Ranger;279778][quote=Chazwozel said:
I am the left of the forum's set of big brass balls and Shannow is the right.

Oh the comedy potential...

[/QUOTE]

You can be that third nut that hangs out unnoticed until that faithful day you turn your head and cough and the doctor says, "uh...I think we might have a problem here..." But i think that position goes more to Jake.

Oct 21, 2009#29

North_Ranger

Chazwozel;279780][quote=North_Ranger;279778][quote=Chazwozel said:
I am the left of the forum's set of big brass balls and Shannow is the right.

Oh the comedy potential...

[/QUOTE]

Bite me, Rom.

Oct 21, 2009#30

The Lovely Boehner

I am the third kind of heat.

Oct 21, 2009#31

Ross

I am the forum's subconscious reasoning. I make rationalizations about everything in the mind, but the forum doesn't always use these rationalizations in it's conscious actions.

Oct 21, 2009#32

Gusto

I am the forum's SELF-AWARENESS. :|

Oct 21, 2009#33

Chazwozel

Charlie Dont Surf said:
I am the third kind of heat.

You're asshair. Irritating to the skin, but so fuzzy and warm at times.

Oct 21, 2009#34

Ross

Gusto said:
I am the forum's SELF-AWARENESS. :|

Until Skynet takes over.

Also, do we look fat in these jeans?

Oct 21, 2009#35

Gusto

Ross;279827][quote=Gusto said:
I am the forum's SELF-AWARENESS. :|

Until Skynet takes over.

Also, do we look fat in these jeans?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Who's the butt?

Oct 21, 2009#36

Steven Soderburgin

I am the tastebuds which pick up on bitter tastes.

Oct 21, 2009#37

ElJuski

I am the forum's dangly-mouth-thing.

HoboNinja iand BlackCat are the forum's puberty.

Oct 21, 2009#38

Chazwozel

Gusto;279829][quote=Ross;279827][quote=Gusto said:
I am the forum's SELF-AWARENESS. :|

Until Skynet takes over.

Also, do we look fat in these jeans?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Who's the butt?[/QUOTE]

Mav :rofl:

Oct 21, 2009#39

Jake

Chazwozel;279780][quote=North_Ranger;279778][quote=Chazwozel said:
I am the left of the forum's set of big brass balls and Shannow is the right.

Oh the comedy potential...

[/quote]

You can be that third nut that hangs out unnoticed until that faithful day you turn your head and cough and the doctor says, "uh...I think we might have a problem here..." But i think that position goes more to Jake.

[/QUOTE]
I'll take that spot.

Oct 21, 2009#40

Chippy

ElJuski said:
I am the forum's dangly-mouth-thing.

HoboNinja iand BlackCat are the forum's puberty.

Haaaaa!

Oct 21, 2009#41

Shegokigo

Jake;279877][quote=Chazwozel;279780][quote=North_Ranger;279778][quote=Chazwozel said:
I am the left of the forum's set of big brass balls and Shannow is the right.

Oh the comedy potential...

[/QUOTE]
I'll take that spot.

[/QUOTE]

I nominate this as Jake's best post ever. :uhhuh:

Memememememememememe!

Oct 21, 2009#42

North_Ranger

So what are you then, Shego? The forum's primal instincts, perhaps? Or the sharpened teeth, maybe?

Oct 21, 2009#43

The Lovely Boehner

North_Ranger said:
So what are you then, Shego? The forum's primal instincts, perhaps? Or the sharpened teeth, maybe?

The id

Oct 21, 2009#44

North_Ranger

Charlie Dont Surf;279901][quote=North_Ranger said:
So what are you then, Shego? The forum's primal instincts, perhaps? Or the sharpened teeth, maybe?

The id[/QUOTE]

Oh hi! How're things between Mav's cheeks?

[/jk]

Oct 21, 2009#45

fade

I'm the booger. You know. The one you try to ignore in decent company. But every once in a while, it gets so irritating, you have to reach up and pick it. Oh sure. You try to do that "flat hand-I'm just rubbing my nose-never mind that my thumb is behind my palm" bit, but everyone knows you're really picking.

Oct 21, 2009#46

North_Ranger

fade said:
I'm the booger. You know. The one you try to ignore in decent company. But every once in a while, it gets so irritating, you have to reach up and pick it. Oh sure. You try to do that "flat hand-I'm just rubbing my nose-never mind that my thumb is behind my palm" bit, but everyone knows you're really picking.

...and sometimes, you accidentally draw blood.

Oct 21, 2009#47

The Lovely Boehner

North_Ranger;279902][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;279901][quote=North_Ranger said:
So what are you then, Shego? The forum's primal instincts, perhaps? Or the sharpened teeth, maybe?

The id[/QUOTE]

Oh hi! How're things between Mav's cheeks?

[/jk][/QUOTE]

huh.

Oct 21, 2009#48

Chippy

The pair of sunglasses the forum puts on.

Oct 21, 2009#49

North_Ranger

Charlie Dont Surf;279914][quote=North_Ranger;279902][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;279901][quote=North_Ranger said:
So what are you then, Shego? The forum's primal instincts, perhaps? Or the sharpened teeth, maybe?

The id[/QUOTE]

Oh hi! How're things between Mav's cheeks?

[/jk][/QUOTE]

huh.[/QUOTE]

Just kidding, Charlie ol' boy. We good?

Oct 21, 2009#50

Shegokigo

Chippy said:
The pair of sunglasses the forum puts on.

While already wearing a pair?

Oct 21, 2009#51

Chippy

I am both pairs.

Oct 21, 2009#52

Hylian

I am probably something small and usually forgotten about. Maybe a toenail or a piece of hair.

Oct 21, 2009#53

Vytamindi

Who's the forum's clit?

Oct 21, 2009#54

Allen, who is Quiet

the fart.

silent, but deadly.

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Vytamindi said:
Who's the forum's clit?

chippy. hard to find but enjoyable when you do.

Oct 21, 2009#55

Chazwozel

Vytamindi said:
Who's the forum's clit?

I'd have to go with Crone.

Oct 21, 2009#56

Silvanesti

Chazwozel;279957][quote=Vytamindi said:
Who's the forum's clit?

I'd have to go with Crone.[/QUOTE]

Really?... thats odd

Oct 21, 2009#57

The Lovely Boehner

Silvanesti;279962][quote=Chazwozel;279957][quote=Vytamindi said:
Who's the forum's clit?

I'd have to go with Crone.[/QUOTE]

Really?... thats odd[/QUOTE]

female dick

Oct 21, 2009#58

Thread Necromancer

I am the liver. Usually totally ignorable but when alcohol is involved you know I'm working hard.

Oct 21, 2009#59

Chippy

Allen said:
Who's the forum's clit?

chippy. hard to find but enjoyable when you do.[/QUOTE]

I'm flattered.

Oct 21, 2009#60

General Specific

I'm the hangnail. Not really noticed until I start being picked at.

[/emo][/arm]

Oct 21, 2009#61

Cajungal

North_Ranger said:
I try to think myself as the forum's conscience, but that's not a body part. Besides, I'm betting that part already belongs to CajunGal.

Aww, just call me Jiminy. ^_^

I WAS gonna request the cockles of the heart. But I'll take conscience.

Oct 21, 2009#62

Wasabi Poptart

I'm one of the hands. I help feed the body. I can be useful for dirty jobs like picking your nose, scratching your butt, etc. I can be a pat on the back or part of a hug or a smack in the head. And I can give the old one finger salute.

Oct 21, 2009#63

Docseverin

I'll take the trigger finger.

Oct 21, 2009#64

Vytamindi

<--Cowper's gland.

Oct 21, 2009#65

Shegokigo

Frau VildSoul said:
I'm one of the hands. I help feed the body. I can be useful for dirty jobs like picking your nose, scratching your butt, etc. I can be a pat on the back or part of a hug or a smack in the head. And I can give the old one finger salute.

Not sure why, but this reminded me of a joke:

One day, the body began arguing amongst itself, over who should be the boss. The brain, the hands, the feet, and the asshole.

The brain said it should be boss, because it came up with all the ideas and made decisions.

The hands said they should be boss, because they did all the work.

The feet said they should be boss, because they moved the body here and there.

The asshole simply stated that it should be boss and gave no reason.

Hearing this, the brain/hands/feet began laughing. "Why should you be boss asshole? You do nothing!"

The asshole responded "Oh yeah?" and ceased doing it's job.

Within time, the body became sick from not excreteing food and the brain began to get sluggish, the hands began to tremble and the feet would start giving out. Eventually the brain/hands/feet surrendered and gave the asshole the title of Boss.

The moral of the story is "You don't have to be smart, fast or work hard to be the Boss. Just be an asshole".

Oct 21, 2009#66

Dave

Shegokigo;280080][quote=Frau VildSoul said:
I'm one of the hands. I help feed the body. I can be useful for dirty jobs like picking your nose, scratching your butt, etc. I can be a pat on the back or part of a hug or a smack in the head. And I can give the old one finger salute.

Oct 21, 2009#67

The Lovely Boehner

Dave said:
God damn it. Charlie is the boss.

HA! Joking!

No. Bruce Springsteen is The Boss.

Oct 21, 2009#68

Vytamindi

Who's the Boss?

Oct 21, 2009#69

Fun Size

Implant. Alien, not breast.

Oct 21, 2009#70

Shegokigo

All these responses fail.

The Boss

Oct 21, 2009#71

drawn_inward

I am the forum's occipital protuberance.

Oct 21, 2009#72

Frankie Williamson

That's not the Boss.

Oct 21, 2009#73

The Lovely Boehner

Vytamindi said:
Who's the Boss?

I actually was torn between Springsteen and Danza.

Oct 21, 2009#74

SeraRelm

Charlie is not the boss, though he is in charge.

Oct 21, 2009#75

Fun Size

SeraRelm said:
Charlie is not the boss, though he is in charge.

Annnd thank you for that song being stuck in my head for the next hour.

Make a note of it - if I go on a killing spree this afternoon, it's on Sera's shoulders.

Oct 21, 2009#76

Dave

So what part am I? I'm not the brain - that's Ame as she's the tech person. The fact that I'm just here for marketing and adding shit on that the brain has to fix has no real translation into the body part analogy.

Unless...Holy shit! I keep adding stuff on and other people have to swarm to fix it!

I'm a virus.

Oct 21, 2009#77

Shegokigo

Dave said:
So what part am I? I'm not the brain - that's Ame as she's the tech person. The fact that I'm just here for marketing and adding shit on that the brain has to fix has no real translation into the body part analogy.

Unless...Holy shit! I keep adding stuff on and other people have to swarm to fix it!

I'm a virus.

I dunno about that, without you, the body (forum) wouldn't survive.

Oct 21, 2009#78

The Lovely Boehner

Dave, you're the soul.

Oct 21, 2009#79

Dave

Charlie Dont Surf said:
Dave, you're the soul.

I like that. A lot. I'm not really necessary for anything and if I disappeared it would continue as normal and some argue that I'm not real.

Oct 21, 2009#80

Gusto

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Oct 21, 2009#81

Cajungal

You can be the wind beneath our wings if you want. Who wants to be the wings and have Dave under them???

..

Where'd everybody go?

Oct 21, 2009#82

Jake

Dave said:
So what part am I? I'm not the brain - that's Ame as she's the tech person. The fact that I'm just here for marketing and adding shit on that the brain has to fix has no real translation into the body part analogy.

Unless...Holy shit! I keep adding stuff on and other people have to swarm to fix it!

I'm a virus.

I vote prostate.

Oct 21, 2009#83

Wasabi Poptart

Dave said:
So what part am I? I'm not the brain - that's Ame as she's the tech person. The fact that I'm just here for marketing and adding shit on that the brain has to fix has no real translation into the body part analogy.

Unless...Holy shit! I keep adding stuff on and other people have to swarm to fix it!

I'm a virus.

Since you might not believe in souls, I say you're the blood. And just think, Shego would want to bathe with you.

Oct 21, 2009#84

Jake

Frau VildSoul said:
I'm one of the hands. I help feed the body. I can be useful for dirty jobs like picking your nose, scratching your butt, etc. I can be a pat on the back or part of a hug or a smack in the head. And I can give the old one finger salute.

I think you left out a rather critical task there.

Oct 21, 2009#85

Wasabi Poptart

Jake;280288][quote=Frau VildSoul said:
I'm one of the hands. I help feed the body. I can be useful for dirty jobs like picking your nose, scratching your butt, etc. I can be a pat on the back or part of a hug or a smack in the head. And I can give the old one finger salute.

I think you left out a rather critical task there.[/QUOTE]

That's for the other hand to do.

Oct 21, 2009#86

Cajungal

You could be the vocal folds, Dave, since you have a beautiful man-voice, and you're the one to make special announcements, make big decisions, and help to lead the podcast.

Oct 21, 2009#87

drawn_inward

Dave you're the heart. You keep us alive.

I think I should be the gut microbes. For obvious reasons. Try to digest w/o me, bitches!

Oct 21, 2009#88

Silver Jelly

Frau VildSoul;280298][quote=Jake;280288][quote=Frau VildSoul said:
I'm one of the hands. I help feed the body. I can be useful for dirty jobs like picking your nose, scratching your butt, etc. I can be a pat on the back or part of a hug or a smack in the head. And I can give the old one finger salute.

I think you left out a rather critical task there.[/QUOTE]

That's for the other hand to do.

[/QUOTE]

The forum can't alternate between one hand and the other?

What a lame forum.

Oct 21, 2009#89

Iaculus

Dave;280189][quote=Charlie Dont Surf said:
Dave, you're the soul.

I like that. A lot. I'm not really necessary for anything and if I disappeared it would continue as normal and some argue that I'm not real.[/QUOTE]

Also, we keep trying to sell you to individuals of dubious repute. There's a market for freshly flappy hooties, ye ken.

Oct 21, 2009#90

Singularity.EXE

I am one of the many, insignificant bacteria that while it goes unnoticed, the forum couldn't survive without us.

Oct 21, 2009#91

drawn_inward

Singularity.EXE said:
I am one of the many, insignificant bacteria that while it goes unnoticed, the forum couldn't survive without us.

They are not insignificant. They're about 2 lbs of your body weight, and bacteria in/on us outnumber our cells. Be proud to be a microbe!

Oct 21, 2009#92

ZenMonkey

Dave's the heart, Ame's the brain, and I'm the foreskin?

Oct 21, 2009#93

HCGLNS

I'm the lingering sports injury that flares up and reminds you that you're not as young as you used to be.

Oct 21, 2009#94

Chazwozel

ZenMonkey said:
Dave's the heart, Ame's the brain, and I'm the foreskin?

"If I were Foreskin of the Forum, Not glans, not shaft, not vein.
My regal robes of the skin, would be smooth, not keratinized, not cut.
I'd command each cock, be it smegma covered or not.
With a pull and a tug and a royal retraction- ouch!
As I'd pull back my heel, all the ladies would kneel.
And the dames bow and the hookers kowtow.
And the gay man would take wing - If I - If I - were foreskin!
Each penis would show respect to me. The circumcised ones genuflect to me.
Though my size would be small, I would make it seem a little more tall
For every lady I baannng!
If I - If I - were foreskin!
Just foreskin!
Monarch of all I cover-- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all I cover!"

Oct 21, 2009#95

Morgoth

Chazwozel;280454][quote=ZenMonkey said:
Dave's the heart, Ame's the brain, and I'm the foreskin?

Oct 21, 2009#96

Gusto

Jesus.

Oct 21, 2009#97

Chazwozel

Morgoth;280455][quote=Chazwozel;280454][quote=ZenMonkey said:
Dave's the heart, Ame's the brain, and I'm the foreskin?

Oct 21, 2009#98

Adammon

/thread

Oct 21, 2009#99

Bubble181

Chazwozel;280461][quote=Morgoth;280455][quote=Chazwozel;280454][quote=ZenMonkey said:
Dave's the heart, Ame's the brain, and I'm the foreskin?

Oct 21, 2009#100

Cajungal

drawn_inward;280420][quote=Singularity.EXE said:
I am one of the many, insignificant bacteria that while it goes unnoticed, the forum couldn't survive without us.

They are not insignificant. They're about 2 lbs of your body weight, and bacteria in/on us outnumber our cells. Be proud to be a microbe![/QUOTE]

Next time I weigh myself I'm subtracting 2 pounds... plus 8 for my head. Hey, I'm down to my target! :thumbsup:

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Also, Zen... you're ludicrously funny.

Oct 21, 2009#101

Gusto

Ew.

Oct 21, 2009#102

Chazwozel

Cajungal;280530][quote=drawn_inward;280420][quote=Singularity.EXE said:
I am one of the many, insignificant bacteria that while it goes unnoticed, the forum couldn't survive without us.

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Also, Zen... you're ludicrously funny.[/QUOTE]

I think after bean and taco night that number jumps from 2 lbs to about 5lbs you can 'subtract'.

ecoli loves dem Mexican foods.

Oct 21, 2009#103

Cajungal

Even better

Oct 21, 2009#104

Jake

I miss my foreskin now

Oct 21, 2009#105

figmentPez

The thing that's probably most notable about me on this forum is all the posting I do in the Cosplay thread. A lot of people rave about it, but it's not really an essential part of Halforums. So, what is that? The forum's spiffy haircut? A cute bellybutton?

Oct 22, 2009#106

Kitty Sinatra

figmentPez said:
The thing that's probably most notable about me on this forum is all the posting I do in the Cosplay thread. A lot of people rave about it, but it's not really an essential part of Halforums. So, what is that? The forum's spiffy haircut? A cute bellybutton?

someone else (not one of the pretty ladies unfortunately) already claimed the belly button.

You can be the weird gene that makes our hair pink and our eyes sparkle

Oct 22, 2009#107

KCWM

I'd like to say that I'm more like an eye...always around...watching things go on. But, then it sounds like I'm making myself out to be more important than I am. So, I might have to go with the part of the brain that governs self-doubt.

Oct 22, 2009#108

Frankie Williamson

I've just gone from being a long arm to the forums hideously cholesterol clogged arteries.

Oct 22, 2009#109

Kitty Sinatra

Damn you Frankie!

On the positive side, I recently started jogging home from work so the forum might be able to get away with eating that oh-so-tasty junk.

Oct 22, 2009#110

chakz

Hay fever.

Oct 22, 2009#111

Calleja

.... this is a disturbing, graphically gross thread

Oct 22, 2009#112

Vytamindi

Mabel can be the heart.

Oct 22, 2009#113

Fun Size

Jake said:
I miss my foreskin now

I'll send you a picture. It's not moving on Ebay as fast as I expected.

Oct 22, 2009#114

Shegokigo

Frankie said:
I've just gone from being a long arm to the forums hideously cholesterol clogged arteries.

Sounds delicious. What'd you have?

Oct 22, 2009#115

Jake

Fun Size;280945][quote=Jake said:
I miss my foreskin now

I'll send you a picture. It's not moving on Ebay as fast as I expected.[/QUOTE]
No wonder. Your teeth marks are plainly visible in that third pic.

Oct 22, 2009#116

Shannow

How did I miss this thread!!!????

Oct 22, 2009#117

Fun Size

Jake;280969][quote=Fun Size;280945][quote=Jake said:
I miss my foreskin now

I'll send you a picture. It's not moving on Ebay as fast as I expected.[/quote]
No wonder. Your teeth marks are plainly visible in that third pic.[/QUOTE]

Well what kind of seller would I be if I didn't sample it for quality?

That's just good business.

Oct 22, 2009#118

Chippy

Vytamindi said:
Mabel can be the heart.

Oct 22, 2009#119

Cajungal

Chippy;281071][quote=Vytamindi said:
Mabel can be the heart.

[/QUOTE]

Yo Chippy, I left you something in Artist's Corner.

Oct 22, 2009#120

Chazwozel

Shannow said:
How did I miss this thread!!!????

Sup fellow brass ball of steel.

Oct 22, 2009#121

GasBandit

I think... I am the infection in the fingertips the forum gets because it can't stop biting its nails too close.

Oct 22, 2009#122

ThatGrinningIdiot!

GasBandit said:
I think... I am the infection in the fingertips the forum gets because it can't stop biting its nails too close.

No, you're the itch that men get at the tip of the penis.

/snark

Haha, I keed, I keed.

Oct 22, 2009#123

Jake

Chazwozel;281076][quote=Shannow said:
How did I miss this thread!!!????

Sup fellow brass ball of steel.[/quote]
We need a scrotum. Who would make the best ballsack?

EDIT: Also, your metallurgy seems a bit off...

Oct 22, 2009#124

Shannow

Chazwozel;281076][quote=Shannow said:
How did I miss this thread!!!????

Sup fellow brass ball of steel.[/QUOTE]
Not too much, hanging low and lazy.

Oct 22, 2009#125

Calleja

...the forum has both testicles and a clitoris?

you're stretching the analogy waaay too far people :nono:

Oct 22, 2009#126

Chazwozel

Jake;281115][quote=Chazwozel;281076][quote=Shannow said:
How did I miss this thread!!!????

Sup fellow brass ball of steel.[/quote]
We need a scrotum. Who would make the best ballsack?

EDIT: Also, your metallurgy seems a bit off...[/QUOTE]

Nonsense. I am a new alloy, I call myself Brasteel.

Best ballsack at keeping all us balls together? I nominate Fade.

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Calleja said:
...the forum has both testicles and a clitoris?

you're stretching the analogy waaay too far people :nono:

I for one welcome our hermaphroditic overlords.

Oct 22, 2009#127

Iaculus

Chazwozel said:
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Calleja said:

...the forum has both testicles and a clitoris?

you're stretching the analogy waaay too far people :nono:

Click to expand...

I for one welcome our hermaphroditic overlords.

Overladies? Overpeople?

Oct 22, 2009#128

Bowielee

Iaculus;281149][quote=Chazwozel said:
[/COLOR]

Calleja said:

...the forum has both testicles and a clitoris?

you're stretching the analogy waaay too far people :nono:

Click to expand...

I for one welcome our hermaphroditic overlords.

Overladies? Overpeople?[/QUOTE]

Overladimen?

Oct 22, 2009#129

Jake

If the forum were actually a person, it would look much like this:

NSFW!!!

Oct 22, 2009#130

Bowielee

Jake said:
If the forum were actually a person, it would look much like this:

Um, you you better mark that NSFW

Oct 22, 2009#131

Vytamindi

Who's the taint?

Oct 22, 2009#132

Cajungal

Taint me.

Oct 22, 2009#133

Gusto

/thread

Oct 22, 2009#134

Allen, who is Quiet

Cajungal said:
Taint me.

:hail:

Oct 22, 2009#135

Cajungal

Allen said:
Taint me.

:hail:[/QUOTE]

:humble:

Oct 22, 2009#136

Calleja

That's some tainted love right there

Oct 22, 2009#137

Gusto

Nope. Too far.

Oct 22, 2009#138

Vytamindi

Calleja said:
That's some tainted love right there

:mmph:

Oct 22, 2009#139

Shegokigo

Cajungal said:
Taint me.

I thought you'd NEVER ask! :twisted:

Oct 22, 2009#140

Allen, who is Quiet

that was actually a command

Oct 22, 2009#141

Bubble181

Your command is my wish, mistress.

Oct 22, 2009#142

Shannow

Chazwozel;281144][quote=Jake;281115][quote=Chazwozel;281076][quote=Shannow said:
How did I miss this thread!!!????

Sup fellow brass ball of steel.[/quote]
We need a scrotum. Who would make the best ballsack?

EDIT: Also, your metallurgy seems a bit off...[/quote]

Nonsense. I am a new alloy, I call myself Brasteel.

Best ballsack at keeping all us balls together? I nominate Fade.

[/QUOTE]

As long as he is hairy

Oct 22, 2009#143

Frankie Williamson

Shegokigo;280951][quote=Frankie said:
I've just gone from being a long arm to the forums hideously cholesterol clogged arteries.

Sounds delicious. What'd you have?[/QUOTE]

For the love of Donair/Doner Kebab/Gyros thread.

Oct 22, 2009#144

Le Quack

Definitely the inner juvenile.

Oct 22, 2009#145

Bowielee

I'm the gall bladder. I'm there and I squirt in bile every once in a while, but I'm not essential enough that I can't be removded

Oct 23, 2009#146

Calleja

I'm the forum's funny hat.

That way I can be removed any time.

Oct 23, 2009#147

Simfers

You know that fifth eyelash from the left on your right wyelid? The one that doesn't do anything? Yeah. That's me.

Oct 23, 2009#148

Calleja

I'd say that eye lash is just as useful as all the others.

You can be the eyelash that appears on the pillow a random morning.

Oct 23, 2009#149

North_Ranger

Cajungal said:
Taint me.

...

Okay, maybe I'm the forum's dirty imagination after all.

Oct 23, 2009#150

Bubble181

North_Ranger;282250][quote=Cajungal said:
Taint me.

...

Okay, maybe I'm the forum's dirty imagination after all.[/QUOTE]

Nah, honestly, we all thought about that longer than we should've. She's our innocence...Or not, depending on what you think she meant :-P

Oct 23, 2009#151

Simfers

Calleja said:
I'd say that eye lash is just as useful as all the others.

You can be the eyelash that appears on the pillow a random morning.

Not THAT one!!!

ray:

Oct 23, 2009#152

SpecialKO

Can I be the medulla oblongata?

Not for any functional reason, I just like saying it.

Oct 24, 2009#153

Cajungal

Bubble181;282258][quote=North_Ranger;282250][quote=Cajungal said:
Taint me.

Oct 24, 2009#154

Bubble181

See? She evej uses swear words like "goobers". Clearly our innocence :-P

Oct 24, 2009#155

bhamv3

So many people pick body parts that they believe wouldn't be missed if they're gone.

I'd miss you!

Oct 24, 2009#156

Cajungal

Bubble181 said:
See? She evej uses swear words like "goobers". Clearly our innocence :-P

Gosh darn it. :eek:

And I'm with bhamv on that.

Oct 24, 2009#157

CrimsonSoul

Dave's the asshole. If he stops working we're all in pain and sweating.

Oct 27, 2009#158

PatrThom

I'm our curiosity. Whenever anyone wants to know anything technical, I go look it up and post about it. Also, I kill cats.

(Ok, I don't actually kill them...but I do have three in the freezer)

--Patrick

Oct 27, 2009#159

Kitty Sinatra

:angry:

Oct 27, 2009#160

Tinwhistler

The thetan.

(sorry, couldn't resist!)

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