What part of the forum 'body' are you?

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strawman

strawman

Cuyval Dar said:
They are a necessary component of these forums.
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I dunno. Some threads are like an appendix. They don't seem to serve any purpose and you only notice them when they get inflamed. They need to be cut off before they explode and infect other threads.

ooh, I think I could go on for awhile here...

What body parts can be likened to certain types of forum behavior/threads? This isn't in the flamewars section, and I prefer it stay that way so please be polite and don't call anyone or any thread in particular out.

Bonus points to anyone who describes what the tragus of the forum does.

-Adam
 
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Kitty Sinatra

I'd like to think I'm the toe of the forum that occasionally gets stubbed against the coffee table as we get up to grab a beer.
 
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Kitty Sinatra

How Droll, you're the sexy strand of hair that falls across the forum's face and hides our twinkling eyes as we flirt with that other forum.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

I'm the part of the forum brain that thinks about boobies every six seconds on average.

I think about boobies so the rest of you don't have to.
 
doomdragon6

doomdragon6

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I'm that weird twitch you might get under your eye every now and then. I don't appear often, but when I do the forum almost always notices. (Seriously, in threads where no-one responds to anyone, I can make a post and get like 3 responses.)
 
Terrik

Terrik

I'm the mole on your back that you forget about until one fateful day you look into the mirror and notice a unusually long strand of hair growing out of it
 
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SeraRelm

I'm the forum's nose, and while it might wish to cut me off to spite it's face, I can still smell when it needs a thorough cleaning.;)
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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I try to think myself as the forum's conscience, but that's not a body part. Besides, I'm betting that part already belongs to CajunGal.
 
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Pojodan

I'm the gal bladder.

Seemingly important, and yet a pain when infected and not really missed when gone.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

I'm going to have to go with "male nipple". Seemingly completely useless, and you'd think you wouldn't miss it when it's gone, but it can still sometimes provoke a fun reaction and you'd look silly without it.
 
netsirk

netsirk

stienman said:
Bonus points to anyone who describes what the tragus of the forum does.
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I would say that title should go to the person who posts the most fart jokes, since the tragus helps to collect sounds from behind.

If the intercostal clavicle existed, I'd want to be that :)
 
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Chazwozel

I am the left of the forum's set of big brass balls and Shannow is the right.
 
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Chazwozel

North_Ranger;279778][quote=Chazwozel said:
I am the left of the forum's set of big brass balls and Shannow is the right.
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Oh the comedy potential... :p[/QUOTE]

You can be that third nut that hangs out unnoticed until that faithful day you turn your head and cough and the doctor says, "uh...I think we might have a problem here..." But i think that position goes more to Jake. :D
 
Ross

Ross

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I am the forum's subconscious reasoning. I make rationalizations about everything in the mind, but the forum doesn't always use these rationalizations in it's conscious actions.
 
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