I am the forum's occipital protuberance.
What part of the forum 'body' are you?
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I actually was torn between Springsteen and Danza.Who's the Boss?
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SeraRelm
Charlie is not the boss, though he is in charge.
Annnd thank you for that song being stuck in my head for the next hour.
Make a note of it - if I go on a killing spree this afternoon, it's on Sera's shoulders.
Dave
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So what part am I? I'm not the brain - that's Ame as she's the tech person. The fact that I'm just here for marketing and adding shit on that the brain has to fix has no real translation into the body part analogy.
Unless...Holy shit! I keep adding stuff on and other people have to swarm to fix it!
I'm a virus.
Unless...Holy shit! I keep adding stuff on and other people have to swarm to fix it!
I'm a virus.
I dunno about that, without you, the body (forum) wouldn't survive.
Dave, you're the soul.
Dave
Staff member
I like that. A lot. I'm not really necessary for anything and if I disappeared it would continue as normal and some argue that I'm not real.
I vote prostate.
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Wasabi Poptart
Since you might not believe in souls, I say you're the blood. And just think, Shego would want to bathe with you.
I think you left out a rather critical task there.
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Wasabi Poptart
I think you left out a rather critical task there.[/QUOTE]
That's for the other hand to do.
Dave you're the heart. You keep us alive.
I think I should be the gut microbes. For obvious reasons. Try to digest w/o me, bitches!
I think I should be the gut microbes. For obvious reasons. Try to digest w/o me, bitches!
I think you left out a rather critical task there.[/QUOTE]
That's for the other hand to do.
[/QUOTE]The forum can't alternate between one hand and the other?
What a lame forum.
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Iaculus
I like that. A lot. I'm not really necessary for anything and if I disappeared it would continue as normal and some argue that I'm not real.[/QUOTE]
Also, we keep trying to sell you to individuals of dubious repute. There's a market for freshly flappy hooties, ye ken.
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Singularity.EXE
I am one of the many, insignificant bacteria that while it goes unnoticed, the forum couldn't survive without us.
They are not insignificant. They're about 2 lbs of your body weight, and bacteria in/on us outnumber our cells. Be proud to be a microbe!
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Chazwozel
"If I were Foreskin of the Forum, Not glans, not shaft, not vein.Dave's the heart, Ame's the brain, and I'm the foreskin?
My regal robes of the skin, would be smooth, not keratinized, not cut.
I'd command each cock, be it smegma covered or not.
With a pull and a tug and a royal retraction- ouch!
As I'd pull back my heel, all the ladies would kneel.
And the dames bow and the hookers kowtow.
And the gay man would take wing - If I - If I - were foreskin!
Each penis would show respect to me. The circumcised ones genuflect to me.
Though my size would be small, I would make it seem a little more tall
For every lady I baannng!
If I - If I - were foreskin!
Just foreskin!
Monarch of all I cover-- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all I cover!"
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Morgoth
"If I were Foreskin of the Forum, Not glans, not shaft, not vein.Dave's the heart, Ame's the brain, and I'm the foreskin?
My regal robes of the skin, would be smooth, not keratinized, not cut.
I'd command each cock, be it smegma covered or not.
With a pull and a tug and a royal retraction- ouch!
As I'd pull back my heel, all the ladies would kneel.
And the dames bow and the hookers kowtow.
And the gay man would take wing - If I - If I - were foreskin!
Each penis would show respect to me. The circumcised ones genuflect to me.
Though my size would be small, I would make it seem a little more tall
For every lady I baannng!
If I - If I - were foreskin!
Just foreskin!
Monarch of all I cover-- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all I cover!"[/QUOTE]
What the fuck are you on tonight?
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Chazwozel
"If I were Foreskin of the Forum, Not glans, not shaft, not vein.Dave's the heart, Ame's the brain, and I'm the foreskin?
My regal robes of the skin, would be smooth, not keratinized, not cut.
I'd command each cock, be it smegma covered or not.
With a pull and a tug and a royal retraction- ouch!
As I'd pull back my heel, all the ladies would kneel.
And the dames bow and the hookers kowtow.
And the gay man would take wing - If I - If I - were foreskin!
Each penis would show respect to me. The circumcised ones genuflect to me.
Though my size would be small, I would make it seem a little more tall
For every lady I baannng!
If I - If I - were foreskin!
Just foreskin!
Monarch of all I cover-- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all I cover!"[/QUOTE]
What the fuck are you on tonight?[/QUOTE]
Goofballs and hotsauce, but mostly just cough syrup.
"If I were Foreskin of the Forum, Not glans, not shaft, not vein.Dave's the heart, Ame's the brain, and I'm the foreskin?
My regal robes of the skin, would be smooth, not keratinized, not cut.
I'd command each cock, be it smegma covered or not.
With a pull and a tug and a royal retraction- ouch!
As I'd pull back my heel, all the ladies would kneel.
And the dames bow and the hookers kowtow.
And the gay man would take wing - If I - If I - were foreskin!
Each penis would show respect to me. The circumcised ones genuflect to me.
Though my size would be small, I would make it seem a little more tall
For every lady I baannng!
If I - If I - were foreskin!
Just foreskin!
Monarch of all I cover-- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all I cover!"[/QUOTE]
What the fuck are you on tonight?[/QUOTE]
Goofballs and hotsauce, but mostly just cough syrup.[/QUOTE]
...I want some of that.
Cajungal
Staff member
They are not insignificant. They're about 2 lbs of your body weight, and bacteria in/on us outnumber our cells. Be proud to be a microbe![/QUOTE]
Next time I weigh myself I'm subtracting 2 pounds... plus 8 for my head. Hey, I'm down to my target!
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Also, Zen... you're ludicrously funny.
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Chazwozel
They are not insignificant. They're about 2 lbs of your body weight, and bacteria in/on us outnumber our cells. Be proud to be a microbe![/QUOTE]
Next time I weigh myself I'm subtracting 2 pounds... plus 8 for my head. Hey, I'm down to my target!
---------- Post added at 09:15 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:15 PM ----------
Also, Zen... you're ludicrously funny.[/QUOTE]
I think after bean and taco night that number jumps from 2 lbs to about 5lbs you can 'subtract'.
ecoli loves dem Mexican foods.
figmentPez
Staff member
The thing that's probably most notable about me on this forum is all the posting I do in the Cosplay thread. A lot of people rave about it, but it's not really an essential part of Halforums. So, what is that? The forum's spiffy haircut? A cute bellybutton?
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