http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Shark-bitten-nearly-half-BIGGER-monster.html
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Iaculus
Chaz, m'boy, you have competition.
Isn't Daily Mail generally regarded as bullshit?
North_Ranger
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Well, the comment section at least keeps claimin' that the photo is 'shopped.
North_Ranger
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Shego, I wasn't agreeing, just pointing out what was said. Which, for the record, sounded inane.
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Wasabi Poptart
That bite is awfully clean and neat for a shark. I call bullshit.
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Chazwozel
The hell you talking about? They finally caught evidence of my work.
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Razor sharp teeth make for clean and neat chunks of flesh ripped out.
I hereby sentence you to watch 12 straight hours of shark week.
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SeraRelm
Hell, the 10ft shark is scary enough. Charlie doesn't surf, and neither do I.
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Soliloquy
Since this is the daily mail, I'd say there's a 50% chance that the story is real, and a 90% chance that the photo is shopped.
Watch the embedded video guys. They use the same picture.
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Soliloquy
I find that suspicious, actually. There's no other footage or evidence that it happened, other than that photo?
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doomdragon6
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The article itself doesn't even sound believable.
They interviewed a 19-year-old surfer, talked about a 21-year-old student being "killed off" (wonderful tact) and claim the shark in the photo was "badly injured".
Badly injured? That motherfucker would be DEAD.
Awful shoop. The reason it looks wrong to us is because it's WRONG.
They interviewed a 19-year-old surfer, talked about a 21-year-old student being "killed off" (wonderful tact) and claim the shark in the photo was "badly injured".
Badly injured? That motherfucker would be DEAD.
Awful shoop. The reason it looks wrong to us is because it's WRONG.
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Wasabi Poptart
To me, the photo in the OP looks like it is a smooth line that has been drawn on rather than one with a more ragged edge like that dead sea lion you posted.
Razor sharp teeth make for clean and neat chunks of flesh ripped out.
I hereby sentence you to watch 12 straight hours of shark week
And I have probably watched more shows on sharks over the years than you'd believe. I wanted to be a marine biologist with a specialty in shark studies. I couldn't get my PADI certification thanks to my sinuses and being prone to motion sickness, so I didn't bother pursuing my degree. My dream was to move to Australia and swim with those beautiful creatures without a cage.
Thing that bothers me about the picture in the OP is the lack of innards. Unlike the seal pic where there is clearly still organs and etc. The OP pic is just clean meat.
What did the bigger shark do, bite in and suck the filling out like a twinkie?
What did the bigger shark do, bite in and suck the filling out like a twinkie?
Somebody say Twinkie?
Oh God, I'm so sorry.
doomdragon6
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What gets me is the lack of blood pouring out the gaping wounds.
Unless... IT'S A ZOMBIE SHARK!
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Unless... IT'S A ZOMBIE SHARK!
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rabbitgod
That was the sillyest 1:05 of my life. Thank you.
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Chazwozel
To me, the photo in the OP looks like it is a smooth line that has been drawn on rather than one with a more ragged edge like that dead sea lion you posted.
Razor sharp teeth make for clean and neat chunks of flesh ripped out.
I hereby sentence you to watch 12 straight hours of shark week
And I have probably watched more shows on sharks over the years than you'd believe. I wanted to be a marine biologist with a specialty in shark studies. I couldn't get my PADI certification thanks to my sinuses and being prone to motion sickness, so I didn't bother pursuing my degree. My dream was to move to Australia and swim with those beautiful creatures without a cage.[/QUOTE]
Ok ok 6 hours of Shark Week.
To me, the photo in the OP looks like it is a smooth line that has been drawn on rather than one with a more ragged edge like that dead sea lion you posted.
Razor sharp teeth make for clean and neat chunks of flesh ripped out.
I hereby sentence you to watch 12 straight hours of shark week
And I have probably watched more shows on sharks over the years than you'd believe. I wanted to be a marine biologist with a specialty in shark studies. I couldn't get my PADI certification thanks to my sinuses and being prone to motion sickness, so I didn't bother pursuing my degree. My dream was to move to Australia and swim with those beautiful creatures without a cage.[/QUOTE]
Ok ok 6 hours of Shark Week.[/QUOTE]
How is that a punishment?
Yeah. I don't understand its sudden rise in popularity.
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