Get My Girlfriend Drunk
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ElJuski
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All my position is, is that there are different breeds for different occassions. When my pockets are empty, it's a High Life. When I'm sitting at my favorite dive bar at my home town, it's a 'bock or a Crispy Stella. When my brothers are paying for it, it's something that actually has an enjoyable sipping taste.
So yeah, when I have to shotgun a beer it's going to be in a can, it's going to be cold as fuck to numb the taste, and it's going to get me cranked as soon as possible. But it ain't the only beer I drink, and them other beers DO have taste to boot.
So yeah, when I have to shotgun a beer it's going to be in a can, it's going to be cold as fuck to numb the taste, and it's going to get me cranked as soon as possible. But it ain't the only beer I drink, and them other beers DO have taste to boot.
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I heartily recommend Black Haus Blackberry schnapps
Stick in the freezer for an hour, then do shots *wasteful* or drink on ice.
It's 80 proof delicious liquid candy, that maybe only the first few sips really have ANY alcohol bite.
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I heartily recommend Black Haus Blackberry schnapps
Stick in the freezer for an hour, then do shots *wasteful* or drink on ice.
It's 80 proof delicious liquid candy, that maybe only the first few sips really have ANY alcohol bite.
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Liquor stores are full of 'pussy drinks' (as we are known call them) that taste like soda pop or kool-ade. Just look in the section where Alize is sold. I assume all the drinks in this section are marketed to college-age girls.
Shannow
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no, your original assertaion was that all beer tastes like shit. And anyone who says otherwise is lieing to themselves. That is a foolish thing to say, you were called out on it, and are now backpedaling.
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doomdragon6
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Once again, a thread degenerates into an argument. 
For anyone who thinks this thread is creepy: She WANTS to get drunk to see what it's like, but wants something that tastes good. I know very little about alcoholic drinks, so I came to this thread looking for tasty dranks. This isn't me trying to get her plastered for no reason.
For anyone who thinks this thread is creepy: She WANTS to get drunk to see what it's like, but wants something that tastes good. I know very little about alcoholic drinks, so I came to this thread looking for tasty dranks. This isn't me trying to get her plastered for no reason.
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Try this...Once again, a thread degenerates into an argument.
For anyone who thinks this thread is creepy: She WANTS to get drunk to see what it's like, but wants something that tastes good. I know very little about alcoholic drinks, so I came to this thread looking for tasty dranks. This isn't me trying to get her plastered for no reason.
Peach Snapps with Baileys.... pour the Bailey's slowly (as in drop by drop in a 3/4 glass of Peach Snapps so that it forms a cloud on top). Then add a splash of Grenadine.
I call it... the Brain Hemorrage.
no, your original assertaion was that all beer tastes like shit. And anyone who says otherwise is lieing to themselves. That is a foolish thing to say, you were called out on it, and are now backpedaling.
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If you read the actual flow of the thread, I "cleaned up" my statement well before I was "called out".
While I won't say I hate Britney (some of her newer stuff and the stuff she was putting out just before K-Fed is actually quite good), I cannot imagine how you could justify Transformers 2 my dear. BUT, it is your opinion, and you're completely entitled to it.
psst..the point was more along the lines of "just because you dislike one style of thing doesn't mean every style of that thing sucks" and less along the lines of "Britney is the Suxors! lol!"
Backpedalling would be if someone had said something about it THEN I changed my position.
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Hi-points suck. All Handguns are terrible.
I used to feel this way about coffee.
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Dave
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I used to feel this way about coffee.
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I still do.
Yo, aren't we here to get some chick drunk? What's all this "beer" crap about?
Yes, but it's been conclusively proven that you have no taste by your continuous flirting with one of the least attractive men on this forum.
Also, SJ is right. A gir lthat doesn't like the taste of alcohol, beer is not the solution. Alcopops or easy cocktails.
Did you... did you just call yourself ugly?
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When I'm drunk I have self esteem issues :-P
Did you... did you just call yourself ugly?
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When I'm drunk I have self esteem issues :-P[/QUOTE]
Put mirrors around your house. It'll boost your confidence about your image, or only make it worst.
In any case, your pad will make for an awesome porn film!
Did you... did you just call yourself ugly?
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When I'm drunk I have self esteem issues :-P[/QUOTE]
Put mirrors around your house. It'll boost your confidence about your image, or only make it worst.
In any case, your pad will make for an awesome porn film![/QUOTE]
There are two full-length mirrors here and another big one in the bathroom; and my living room has reflicting glass doors on all the cabinets; thanks, I can see myself quite enough :-P
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Wrong.
Widowmaker Black Ale, Keweenaw Brewing Company, Houghton, Michigan
I could keep going...
If you think all American beer is shit then you haven't tried the right ones. There's some great breweries out there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe
Absinthe, will knock most people on their ass. Coming from a social drinker. I was out with my best friend, I was driving since I can meter my consumption better than he can. I was at my normal 4 beers for the evening, then I saw that the pub now had absinthe. I have read about it for a while and wanted to try it. I told the bartender how to pour and mix it with a sugar cube and water.
I sat there and sipped it for a few minutes. Then it hit. I look up to read a sign about not carrying concealed weapons into the bar. It was one inch tall, red letters on a white piece of paper. I could not focus. I literally when from sober to off the cliff to blind drunk with that one added drink.
I asked my friend to read that sign, he ripped right through the sign, and I handed him my keys.
And it tastes like black licorice. It is also about 180 proof.
Absinthe, will knock most people on their ass. Coming from a social drinker. I was out with my best friend, I was driving since I can meter my consumption better than he can. I was at my normal 4 beers for the evening, then I saw that the pub now had absinthe. I have read about it for a while and wanted to try it. I told the bartender how to pour and mix it with a sugar cube and water.
I sat there and sipped it for a few minutes. Then it hit. I look up to read a sign about not carrying concealed weapons into the bar. It was one inch tall, red letters on a white piece of paper. I could not focus. I literally when from sober to off the cliff to blind drunk with that one added drink.
I asked my friend to read that sign, he ripped right through the sign, and I handed him my keys.
And it tastes like black licorice. It is also about 180 proof.
Dave
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Go buy a makeup mirror. They are round and have two sides.Put mirrors around your house. It'll boost your confidence about your image, or only make it worst.
In any case, your pad will make for an awesome porn film!
Turn it to the side that has the magnifier. This is normally used for women to zoom in close and apply makeup.
In your case, set this on the back of the toilet. Every time you take a piss look into the mirror. Dude, you will look HUGE!!
I say this because that's how I discovered this wonderful invention. My wife left hers on the back of the toilet and once I went to the bathroom I walked around with a sense of entitlement for a week.
Cajungal
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:drool:Don't forget....
I know what I'm doing this weekend.
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Why's Amber all the way in the back, though??? It's the best one!
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