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My GF tells me that she is impervius to alcohol, as her parents (well versed in drinkery) tried to get her drunk once for sharts and giggles, and she downed several bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade (which has next to no alcohol in it anyway) herself in an attempt to get drunk.

My roommate is a bit of a wine/rum/vodka enthusiast, and as such has some lying around the apartment. I've offered to attempt to get my GF drunk with these, but she doesn't want to "drink anything icky", even if it only tastes bad for like 5 seconds.

So, I come to you, Halforum. What should I get her drunk with? She generally hates the taste of alcohol (as do I), and even the fruitier drinks taste awful. My idea so far has been jello shots, as those taste GREAT and can lay you on your ass pretty quick.

Any other suggestions?

Uh, yeah. Sounds like she doesn't want to drink anything with actual alcohol in it.

So basically it's not going to happen.

If, and I stress the if, she's ok with beer then a couple 120 minute IPAs or a Barleywines will do the trick.

But again, if she's not willing to drink anything 'icky' like vodka then she's never actually had the chance to get drunk.

I used to call "Long Island Ice Teas" my "Panty Dropper".

However that drink DOES taste like alcohol. So you're probably better off with the Jello Shots.

Shegokigo said:

I used to call "Long Island Ice Teas" my "Panty Dropper".

However that drink DOES taste like alcohol. So you're probably better off with the Jello Shots.

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Yeah, how do you get someone drunk when they don't drink?


I used to get my friend laid all the time, but his girlfriend actually drinks.

It's crazy to think that this woman thinks she's impervious to alcohol, but actually hasn't had any real drink.

Well supposedly her parents gave her some hard stuff in an attempt (though I have no idea what), and she's had various wines, so yeah. I fully believe that I can get her drunk easily.

I just need sum'n that tastes good with a fairly high alcohol content. >=P

Well, try a Port after dessert. They're sweet, but still alcoholic.

Bottles of Andre. It's cheap, effective champagne.

Also, I lol'ed at the Mike's Hard bit. Downing several does jack shit--but you realized this. Go with the Andre!

I have always liked Adios Mother Fuckers. (variant of the Long Island Ice Tea) though it can be pretty strong it still has a fruity taste that tends to drench it out a bit.
The other option, if she's okay with energy drinks, is the Jager bomb. Just a shot of jagermeister dropped into a glass of energy drink of choice (I prefer Monster) and downed immediately before the two are allowed time to mix.
The Jagermeister can be pretty strong, but the strong taste of the energy drink usually balances it out.
But even then I find Jager to have a nice black licorice taste.

Just limit yourself to two or three of them. Alcohol and Energy drink aren't the safest things in the world to mix.

A jaggerbomb doesn't necessarily have to be 'dropped'...it's just the mixture, and tastes fine if it's done either way.

The perfect white russian can taste like chocolate milk.

Inject the alcohol directly into her veins. She won't taste it then.

GeneralOrder24 said:

The perfect white russian can taste like chocolate milk.

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Doesn't exist. Those things taste like pain to someone with a weak stomach such as my own.

White Russian and Colorado Bulldogs are hands down my favorite drink next to Redbull Vodka. I highly recommend them.

And yes, done well, they taste nothing like vodka.

Try a Tie Me to the Bedpost:

* 1 part Midori Melon liqueur
* 1 part Sloe gin
* 1 part Absolut Vodka
* 1 part Southern Comfort
* 1 part Chambord raspberry liqueur
* 1 part Pineapple juice
* 1 part Cranberry juice

Mixing instructions:

Mix with ice in a hurricane glass.

Shegokigo said:

White Russian and Colorado Bulldogs are hands down my favorite drink next to Redbull Vodka. I highly recommend them.

And yes, done well, they taste nothing like vodka.

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Hell, even a Black Russian (that's a White Russian without the milk, ie just Kahlua and Vodka) doesn't taste like alcohol really, a good Black Russian tastes like coffee...while being EXTREMELY strong.

Whisky or vodka shots coupled with a soda of her choice, over a decent period of time.

Works for me at least, and I fuckin' hate the taste of alcohol. This way I can get the nice little buzz of alcohol without thinking my mouth tastes like a farting cat's anus.

Dieb;293698][quote=Shegokigo said:

White Russian and Colorado Bulldogs are hands down my favorite drink next to Redbull Vodka. I highly recommend them.

And yes, done well, they taste nothing like vodka.

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Hell, even a Black Russian (that's a White Russian without the milk, ie just Kahlua and Vodka) doesn't taste like alcohol really, a good Black Russian tastes like coffee...while being EXTREMELY strong.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I hate coffee that tastes like coffee, so Black Russians tend to be off my list usually.

No fruit liquors available where you're from? Some have plenty of alcohol but you can barely taste it... if money is no problem try some irish cream, tastes more like chocolate then anything else.

To get a girl drunk, you need a girl drink;

Frozen strawberry daiquiris.

Frozen anything works.

Take her out and get her a bunch of frozen grasshoppers. Tastes like a Girl Scout Thin Mint.

Baileys, if you don't want to go through the bother of mixing lots together.

Go to taco bell and get a Large Mountain Dew Baja Blast and add lots of vodka.

Or you can do the whole tampon in vodka thing and have her insert it.

.....I would not reccommend you do that though. I don't wanna think what havoc vodka would cause on her delicate bacterial balance in her cooze.

Just have her down a bottle of Creme de Cacao.

Girls love chocolate.

Give her a Leatherneck.
Shot of Tequila and Tabasco sauce.
She'll be too busy crying to worry about the insignificant taste of alcohol.

Try the mighty whiskey sour, I says. The smell's slightly offputting, but it tastes delicious and kicks like a mule. It's the sort of thing where you don't even realise it's getting you drunk until you're already completely blotto.

Here's the recipe:
- 2 parts bourbon.
- 1 part lemon juice.
- 1 part sugar syrup.
- 2 dashes (a half-dozen or so drops) of Angostura per drink.

Shake with crushed ice and pour (with ice) into glass. Add a slice of lemon. Enjoy.

Needless to say, the capacity to reliably produce this has made me very popular indeed at parties.

For the record, I find it dubious if he's going to try anything more complex than [buy bottle of this] or [hard alcohol] + [juice]. Usually the latter works the best, and usually with a combination of vodka or rum and pineapple or orange juice. Or, you know, both together. I forget what that drink is called though.

I love Tequila + Kiwi. It's extremely sweet and acid and the alcohol taste isn't noticeable if you don't load the drink too much.

There's also a cocktail that tastes like candy I really enjoy, but I don't know how the alcohol in it is called in english...

Hmmm... I'm not big on sweet drinks, but if I had to recommend I'd say any Muscat wine (known as Moscatel, iirc) could do the trick. They're quite sweet, strong and don't taste like alcohol almost at all.

Oh, Pisang-Orange might work, too.

the Australian Wino Society thoroughly recommends a 1970 Coq du Rod Laver, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: eight bottles of this and you're really finished. At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.

Allen said:

the Australian Wino Society thoroughly recommends a 1970 Coq du Rod Laver, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: eight bottles of this and you're really finished. At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.

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Marry me you sexy beast!

Wow, lotta suggestions.

Welp, a lot of those sounded really interesting, so if nothing else I'm gonna give 'em a try myself. I'll suggest a few to my roommate and his gf and we'll go out an procure the ingredients. =]

Thanks all!

PS: farting cat anus had me loling.

Shegokigo said:

White Russian and Colorado Bulldogs are hands down my favorite drink next to Redbull Vodka. I highly recommend them.

And yes, done well, they taste nothing like vodka.

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A girl after my own heart I love me some White Russians.

I'll let you in on the secret that I discovered while making drinks for my wimpy girlfriends. You know that concentrated fruit barley juice that you're supposed to add lots of water to in order to dilute it and make it drinkable? Add vodka or white rum instead, perhaps in a 2:1 ratio if you're supposed to do a 1:1 ratio. She'll get drunk fast, and it doesn't taste like alcohol at all. (I discovered this after nearly giving myself alcohol poisoning from it once.)

The other thing to try is Bacardi O (orange flavored white rum - delicious!), fruit punch (Tropicana brand works well), and 7UP. It makes a pretty pink girly drink and doesn't taste too alcohol-y at all.

That, or just tell her to suck it up and do some shots with a good chaser. It'll put some hair on her chest.

Peach Juice and Malibu rum.

The problem with Pisang-Orange is that I tend to start out with about 3/4 orange juice and 1/4 pisang, and every next glass the balance will tip slightly futher, 'till I'm drinking pure pisang :-O

I have to be here tomorrow morngin, and I'm already sort of drunk though, so you won't tempt me today :-P

Drinkin' huh....

Impure Vyxen;294043][quote=Bubble181 said:

I have to be here tomorrow morngin, and I'm already sort of drunk though, so you won't tempt me today :-P

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You have to be... here?

....what?[/QUOTE]

I have to be here, since people are coming over ,so I can't come over there :-P

See? If I had no reason t ostay here, that'd convince me to get in my car right now :-P

Yes. As I've said, later in november I'm free :-P

Am I the only one that finds the thread a little creepy?

It didn't get creepy until this part:

Bubble181 said:

I have to be here tomorrow morngin, and I'm already sort of drunk though, so you won't tempt me today :-P

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I am reminded of the creepy bubble thread...

Dusty668 said:

Try a Tie Me to the Bedpost:

* 1 part Midori Melon liqueur
* 1 part Sloe gin
* 1 part Absolut Vodka
* 1 part Southern Comfort
* 1 part Chambord raspberry liqueur
* 1 part Pineapple juice
* 1 part Cranberry juice

Mixing instructions:

Mix with ice in a hurricane glass.

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how about something that doesn't require him to spend 100 dollars on liquor?

these kind of drinks kind of require a bar-type setting because of all the ingredients required.

instead, he should try something like "rum and coke" or "whiskey and coke" or "a tall glass of tequila and harden the fuck up"

That's what I said earlier. All of these drinks sound fun for those of us with more time, taste and money...but yeah. Go for the easy combo.

Just about anything with Kahlua will taste like chocolate/coffee if mixed well.

A chocolate cake shot, oatmeal cookie shot.

Baileys comes in a variety of sweeter flavors and mixes well with coffee in general.

Most decent vodkas with your energy drink of choice will be tasteless save for the energy drink, but too many will get your stomach a little wonky thanks to the Red Bull/Monster/Rockstar/etc.

Generally you want to look up something akin to any of these, otherwise you're likely going to get more of an alcohol-y taste than she wants. I would also recommend something like a Malibu rum with a fruitier taste. Mixes well with Coke.

I should also note that most shots are going to be something you get at a bar, otherwise you're investing more money than you probably want to.

I mixed rum with just some frozen limeade. Delicious.

If she can't get drunk, she either has mutant healing factor or she might have a problem with her liver. I bet she just hasn't had enough alcohol.


Maybe she doesn't want to get drunk. Why push it?
/buzzkill

drawn_inward said:

Maybe she doesn't want to get drunk. Why push it?
/buzzkill

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The OP made it seem like she wants to, but doesn't want to actually drink anything that tastes like alcohol...

@Li3n;294212][quote=drawn_inward said:

Maybe she doesn't want to get drunk. Why push it?
/buzzkill

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The OP made it seem like she wants to, but doesn't want to actually drink anything that tastes like alcohol...[/QUOTE]

... which is completely understandable, because for a beginner alcohol tastes like ass. The ass of a farting, worm-ridden cat who just took a dump in the kitty litter. I would believe.

North_Ranger said:

because[STRIKE] for a beginner [/STRIKE]alcohol tastes like ass.

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Fixed...

Getting used to ass doesn't actually make it taste like not-ass...

Gonna agree with Li3n for the most part. Vodka never tasted bad for me, though I'll *NEVER* like beer and anyone who claims to like it is full of shit.

Then again... I used to think my Sugarfree Red Bulls tasted terrible till I kept drinking them everyday... I suddenly crave the taste of them now...

Shegokigo said:

though I'll *NEVER* like beer and anyone who claims to like it is full of shit.

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I'll drink to that.

Apparently I'm full of shit *eye roll*

Me too, but that's ok! I'm full of shit AND beer!!

But DAMN if this doesn't look delicious :

Hurricanes

ElJuski said:

Apparently I'm full of shit *eye roll*

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Lie to yourself all you want, it tastes like piss. Always has. Always will.

Just like Red Bull, we grow to like the taste after a while, but it'll never change the base flavor.

I forget about that base taste from time to time, but I do get reminded when I take a swig of warm beer...

But I drink good beer, not Coors Light (aka club soda piss)

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Shego, come to LA. We'll go to the Abita brewery, try a few brews, and when you beat me over the head about you hating beer, we'll get tipsy on girly drinks!!!

Oh I'm sure there are some concoctions of beer that taste fine Vyta, but my point is for the most part, people drink "piss water", get so used to it, they begin to like it, and then scream at anyone who tell them it tastes like piss water.

Twitch said:

Am I the only one that finds the thread a little creepy?

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THANK YOU! I came to page #2 to say this very thing.

Yeah, the OP onward is creepy as hell.

I think Doom is trying to get her loopy to take advantage.

Well your body does actually adjust to the taste in most cases. And there is a vast difference between "American Light Beer that Gets You Fucked Up" and a "good" tasting beer.

Shegokigo said:

Oh I'm sure there are some concoctions of beer that taste fine Vyta, but my point is for the most part, people drink "piss water", get so used to it, they begin to like it, and then scream at anyone who tell them it tastes like piss water.

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Are you talking about Pilsner style beer?
Or lambic?
Or stout?
or ales?
or lagers?
perhaps porter?
or bock?

There are dozens of styles of beer, and each taste different. Some beers are light and crisp. Others are heavy and full in the mouth. Some are very hoppy, others have no hops at all.
I challenge you to put this beer:

next to this beer:


and tell me that they taste the same with a straight face.

Fact of the matter is: Most people who complain that beer is like weak piss-water are talking about american-style pilsner beers which have a high corn syrup content (as opposed to malt content). In that case, I'd agree with the assessment. But you can't tar and feather all of beer with that one brush.

Tinwhistler;294380][quote=Shegokigo said:

Oh I'm sure there are some concoctions of beer that taste fine Vyta, but my point is for the most part, people drink "piss water", get so used to it, they begin to like it, and then scream at anyone who tell them it tastes like piss water.

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Are you talking about Pilsner style beer?
Or lambic?
Or stout?
or ales?
or lagers?
perhaps porter?
or bock?

There are dozens of styles of beer, and each taste different. Some beers are light and crisp. Others are heavy and full in the mouth. Some are very hoppy, others have no hops at all.
I challenge you to put this beer:

next to this beer:


and tell me that they taste the same with a straight face.

Fact of the matter is: Most people who complain that beer is like weak piss-water are talking about american-style pilsner beers which have a high corn syrup content (as opposed to malt content). In that case, I'd agree with the assessment. But you can't tar and feather all of beer with that one brush.[/QUOTE]

You quoted me, but I don't think you read it.

Oh I read it. I just think you sound like someone who doesn't know anything about real beer.

Tinwhistler said:

Oh I read it. I just think you sound like someone who doesn't know anything about real beer.

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Why? Because the mainstream beer that is consumed most by the masses is shit, always has been, and they'll fight you to the death if you call them out on it?

Just because you know what's good and where to get it, doesn't mean you're in the majority.

Shegokigo;294402][quote=Tinwhistler said:

Oh I read it. I just think you sound like someone who doesn't know anything about real beer.

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Why? Because the mainstream beer that is consumed most by the masses is shit, always has been, and they'll fight you to the death if you call them out on it?

Just because you know what's good and where to get it, doesn't mean you're in the majority.[/quote]

Just because you equate "US frat boy" with the majority of beer drinkers in the world doesn't mean it is.

What you're saying is akin to seeing how popular Transformers 2 is and then proclaiming 'all movies are shit!' or upon seeing Britney Spears' sales figures proclaiming 'all music sucks'

Tinwhistler said:

Fact of the matter is: Most people who complain that beer is like weak piss-water are talking about american-style pilsner beers which have a high corn syrup content (as opposed to malt content). In that case, I'd agree with the assessment. But you can't tar and feather all of beer with that one brush.

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Actually I think most everyone except for bros get that there is a certain brand of beer that tastes like someone through a half a loaf of bread into a bucket and let it ferment 3-4 months.

I think what we're not getting is not accepting your narrow view of "Beer Sucks, They're Deceiving Themselves And Wrong". Which, *shrug*.

Tinwhistler;294406][quote=Shegokigo;294402][quote=Tinwhistler said:

Oh I read it. I just think you sound like someone who doesn't know anything about real beer.

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Why? Because the mainstream beer that is consumed most by the masses is shit, always has been, and they'll fight you to the death if you call them out on it?

Just because you know what's good and where to get it, doesn't mean you're in the majority.[/quote]

Just because you equate "US frat boy" with the majority of beer drinkers in the world doesn't mean it is.

What you're saying is akin to seeing how popular Transformers 2 is and then proclaiming 'all movies are shit!' or upon seeing Britney Spears' sales figures proclaiming 'all music sucks'[/QUOTE]

I don't remember proclaiming that all Beer, worldwide, now and forever, was shit.

Also yes, the majority of beer drinkers can be compared to Transformers 2 fans. They are the majority, whether we agree or not.

Shegokigo said:

I don't remember proclaiming that all Beer, worldwide, now and forever, was shit.

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Hmm...petard, meet hoist.

Shegokigo said:

Lie to yourself all you want, it tastes like piss. Always has. Always will.

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Yes, did you not see the added writing just another post down? The very one you quoted?

Shegokigo said:

Yes, did you not see the added writing just another post down? The very one you quoted?

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ah, but that was just a mealy-mouthed throw-away. Your main contention for several posts is that beer tastes like piss, and nothing anyone could say would convince you otherwise.

It's that contention that several of us pointed out was 'chock full of the dumbass' (to quote my grandfather). Since you seem to be quickly backing away from that assertion, we really have no debate.

If you want to say Bud and Coors tastes like piss-water, more power to ya. I totally agree. But that's not the same as your original assertion.

All beer tastes like shit.

My original assertion was "generally speaking", to the majority, and it stands. As the majority that is reflected in most bars/sporting events/outings, is piss water.

OH NO!!! THIS HAS BECOME THE MEAT THREAD ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

HOLD ME, JUSKI!!!

All my position is, is that there are different breeds for different occassions. When my pockets are empty, it's a High Life. When I'm sitting at my favorite dive bar at my home town, it's a 'bock or a Crispy Stella. When my brothers are paying for it, it's something that actually has an enjoyable sipping taste.

So yeah, when I have to shotgun a beer it's going to be in a can, it's going to be cold as fuck to numb the taste, and it's going to get me cranked as soon as possible. But it ain't the only beer I drink, and them other beers DO have taste to boot.

[/delurk]
I heartily recommend Black Haus Blackberry schnapps

Stick in the freezer for an hour, then do shots *wasteful* or drink on ice.

It's 80 proof delicious liquid candy, that maybe only the first few sips really have ANY alcohol bite.
[/lurk]

Liquor stores are full of 'pussy drinks' (as we are known call them) that taste like soda pop or kool-ade. Just look in the section where Alize is sold. I assume all the drinks in this section are marketed to college-age girls.

Shegokigo said:

My original assertion was "generally speaking", to the majority, and it stands. As the majority that is reflected in most bars/sporting events/outings, is piss water.

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no, your original assertaion was that all beer tastes like shit. And anyone who says otherwise is lieing to themselves. That is a foolish thing to say, you were called out on it, and are now backpedaling.

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Shegokigo said:

I'll *NEVER* like beer and anyone who claims to like it is full of shit.

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Once again, a thread degenerates into an argument.

For anyone who thinks this thread is creepy: She WANTS to get drunk to see what it's like, but wants something that tastes good. I know very little about alcoholic drinks, so I came to this thread looking for tasty dranks. This isn't me trying to get her plastered for no reason.

Dave said:

All American beer tastes like shit.

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doomdragon6 said:

Once again, a thread degenerates into an argument.

For anyone who thinks this thread is creepy: She WANTS to get drunk to see what it's like, but wants something that tastes good. I know very little about alcoholic drinks, so I came to this thread looking for tasty dranks. This isn't me trying to get her plastered for no reason.

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Try this...

Peach Snapps with Baileys.... pour the Bailey's slowly (as in drop by drop in a 3/4 glass of Peach Snapps so that it forms a cloud on top). Then add a splash of Grenadine.

I call it... the Brain Hemorrage.

Shannow;294510][quote=Shegokigo said:

My original assertion was "generally speaking", to the majority, and it stands. As the majority that is reflected in most bars/sporting events/outings, is piss water.

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no, your original assertaion was that all beer tastes like shit. And anyone who says otherwise is lieing to themselves. That is a foolish thing to say, you were called out on it, and are now backpedaling.

[/quote]
If you read the actual flow of the thread, I "cleaned up" my statement well before I was "called out".

Impure Vyxen said:

1) I LOVED Transformers 2
2) I LOVE Britney Spears

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While I won't say I hate Britney (some of her newer stuff and the stuff she was putting out just before K-Fed is actually quite good), I cannot imagine how you could justify Transformers 2 my dear. BUT, it is your opinion, and you're completely entitled to it.

Aka, backpedaling.

Impure Vyxen said:

1) I LOVED Transformers 2
2) I LOVE Britney Spears

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psst..the point was more along the lines of "just because you dislike one style of thing doesn't mean every style of that thing sucks" and less along the lines of "Britney is the Suxors! lol!"

Shannow said:

Aka, backpedaling.

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Backpedalling would be if someone had said something about it THEN I changed my position.

Oh please, when my friends got into beer i asked them all and they all said they didn't like it at first, but then got used to it... now of course most don't even remember that...

Hi-points suck. All Handguns are terrible.

Most beers taste like shit. The rest taste like warm shit. And people always tell me it's an acquired taste. Not sure why I'd want to acquire a taste for something that makes me want to yack like a yacking yak, but there you have it.

Dave said:

Most beers taste like shit. The rest taste like warm shit. And people always tell me it's an acquired taste. Not sure why I'd want to acquire a taste for something that makes me want to yack like a yacking yak, but there you have it.

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I used to feel this way about coffee.
:ranger:

Vytamindi;294807][quote=Dave said:

Most beers taste like shit. The rest taste like warm shit. And people always tell me it's an acquired taste. Not sure why I'd want to acquire a taste for something that makes me want to yack like a yacking yak, but there you have it.

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I used to feel this way about coffee.
:ranger:[/QUOTE]

I still do.

philistines >:|

Yo, aren't we here to get some chick drunk? What's all this "beer" crap about?

Impure Vyxen said:

1) I LOVED Transformers 2
2) I LOVE Britney Spears

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Yes, but it's been conclusively proven that you have no taste by your continuous flirting with one of the least attractive men on this forum.


Also, SJ is right. A gir lthat doesn't like the taste of alcohol, beer is not the solution. Alcopops or easy cocktails.

I'm not a beer snob, but some REALLY shitty domestic actually hurts my insides. I'm talknig like, Laker and Coors Light.

Around here we call Coors Light "the Driving Beer".

There's definitely shittier beer than Coors Light >: I

TRUST ME ON THIS

Impure Vyxen said:

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Bubble181;294949][quote=Impure Vyxen said:

1) I LOVED Transformers 2
2) I LOVE Britney Spears

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Yes, but it's been conclusively proven that you have no taste by your continuous flirting with one of the least attractive men on this forum.

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Did you... did you just call yourself ugly?

XD[/QUOTE]

When I'm drunk I have self esteem issues :-P

Bubble181;294975][quote=Impure Vyxen said:

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Bubble181;294949][quote=Impure Vyxen said:

1) I LOVED Transformers 2
2) I LOVE Britney Spears

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Yes, but it's been conclusively proven that you have no taste by your continuous flirting with one of the least attractive men on this forum.

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Did you... did you just call yourself ugly?

XD[/QUOTE]

When I'm drunk I have self esteem issues :-P[/QUOTE]

Put mirrors around your house. It'll boost your confidence about your image, or only make it worst.

In any case, your pad will make for an awesome porn film!

BlackCrossCrusader;294987][quote=Bubble181;294975][quote=Impure Vyxen said:

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Bubble181;294949][quote=Impure Vyxen said:

1) I LOVED Transformers 2
2) I LOVE Britney Spears

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Yes, but it's been conclusively proven that you have no taste by your continuous flirting with one of the least attractive men on this forum.

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Did you... did you just call yourself ugly?

XD[/QUOTE]

When I'm drunk I have self esteem issues :-P[/QUOTE]

Put mirrors around your house. It'll boost your confidence about your image, or only make it worst.

In any case, your pad will make for an awesome porn film![/QUOTE]

There are two full-length mirrors here and another big one in the bathroom; and my living room has reflicting glass doors on all the cabinets; thanks, I can see myself quite enough :-P

SeriousJay;294516][quote=Dave said:

All American beer tastes like shit.

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Wrong.




Widowmaker Black Ale, Keweenaw Brewing Company, Houghton, Michigan



I could keep going...

Don't forget....

If you think all American beer is shit then you haven't tried the right ones. There's some great breweries out there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe

Absinthe, will knock most people on their ass. Coming from a social drinker. I was out with my best friend, I was driving since I can meter my consumption better than he can. I was at my normal 4 beers for the evening, then I saw that the pub now had absinthe. I have read about it for a while and wanted to try it. I told the bartender how to pour and mix it with a sugar cube and water.

I sat there and sipped it for a few minutes. Then it hit. I look up to read a sign about not carrying concealed weapons into the bar. It was one inch tall, red letters on a white piece of paper. I could not focus. I literally when from sober to off the cliff to blind drunk with that one added drink.

I asked my friend to read that sign, he ripped right through the sign, and I handed him my keys.

And it tastes like black licorice. It is also about 180 proof.

When pisswash beer like Coors Light and Budweiser are your flagship beers that other countries get to taste (or in this case, rigurgitate BLAAACH), let me honest to state that given the options, American beer isn't very popular to those outside the highschool/college circle.

BlackCrossCrusader said:

Put mirrors around your house. It'll boost your confidence about your image, or only make it worst.

In any case, your pad will make for an awesome porn film!

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Go buy a makeup mirror. They are round and have two sides.



Turn it to the side that has the magnifier. This is normally used for women to zoom in close and apply makeup.

In your case, set this on the back of the toilet. Every time you take a piss look into the mirror. Dude, you will look HUGE!!

I say this because that's how I discovered this wonderful invention. My wife left hers on the back of the toilet and once I went to the bathroom I walked around with a sense of entitlement for a week.

Vytamindi said:

Don't forget....

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:drool:

I know what I'm doing this weekend.

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Why's Amber all the way in the back, though??? It's the best one!

I know!!!! Have you tried their Fall Fest? ABSOLUTELY YUMMY

Which one? Isn't there a pecan AND something else?

The only one I didn't really care for this year was the strawberry. It tasted fake.. like someone just poured fanta in my beer.

Dave;295350][quote=BlackCrossCrusader said:

Put mirrors around your house. It'll boost your confidence about your image, or only make it worst.

In any case, your pad will make for an awesome porn film!

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Go buy a makeup mirror. They are round and have two sides.



Turn it to the side that has the magnifier. This is normally used for women to zoom in close and apply makeup.

In your case, set this on the back of the toilet. Every time you take a piss look into the mirror. Dude, you will look HUGE!!

I say this because that's how I discovered this wonderful invention. My wife left hers on the back of the toilet and once I went to the bathroom I walked around with a sense of entitlement for a week.[/QUOTE]

He doesn't need that...

another thing to do is make foil underwear with a cup in the front. Place a couple of ounces of water until you feel satisfied. Be careful about how much water you put in there though.

SeriousJay said:

When pisswash beer like Coors Light and Budweiser are your flagship beers that other countries get to taste (or in this case, rigurgitate BLAAACH), let me honest to state that given the options, American beer isn't very popular to those outside the highschool/college circle.

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I listed five high quality AMERICAN beers in my last post, but instead of even pondering those for a second, you come back with Coors and Bud? If the argument is "American macrobrews are crap," then you'll get no argument from me. (I'd also toss in Canadian macros as well) However, your contention is that all American beers are on that same plane, which is just being obtuse and/or willfully ignorant.

So... any luck with getting the g/f to puke on the furniture?