Get My Girlfriend Drunk

[Silver Jelly]

Put mirrors around your house. It'll boost your confidence about your image, or only make it worst.

In any case, your pad will make for an awesome porn film!

Go buy a makeup mirror. They are round and have two sides.

Turn it to the side that has the magnifier. This is normally used for women to zoom in close and apply makeup.

In your case, set this on the back of the toilet. Every time you take a piss look into the mirror. Dude, you will look HUGE!!

I say this because that's how I discovered this wonderful invention. My wife left hers on the back of the toilet and once I went to the bathroom I walked around with a sense of entitlement for a week.[/QUOTE]

He doesn't need that...

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

another thing to do is make foil underwear with a cup in the front. Place a couple of ounces of water until you feel satisfied. Be careful about how much water you put in there though.

 

[Armadillo]

When pisswash beer like Coors Light and Budweiser are your flagship beers that other countries get to taste (or in this case, rigurgitate BLAAACH), let me honest to state that given the options, American beer isn't very popular to those outside the highschool/college circle.

I listed five high quality AMERICAN beers in my last post, but instead of even pondering those for a second, you come back with Coors and Bud? If the argument is "American macrobrews are crap," then you'll get no argument from me. (I'd also toss in Canadian macros as well) However, your contention is that all American beers are on that same plane, which is just being obtuse and/or willfully ignorant.

 

[@Li3n]

So... any luck with getting the g/f to puke on the furniture?