Woman passes driving test and it only took her 950 tries
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Let's assume the test had 5 possible answers for each question. Random guessing would get her a 10 on the test most of the time. Let's assume a standard deviation of about 10 points (which might be a bit high.) The odds of her getting a 30 out of 50 are astronomical, more so than a random answer strategy would dictate (yes, I did a quick and dirty statistical calculation). I guess she truly earned it, if she did in fact pass and did in fact take it 950 times. I wonder if she has some kind of learning disability...?
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Qonas
You win Post of the Year, nay OF INFINITY, my good sir. I tip my hat to thee.
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Heavan
Hmm... maybe if it was spiced up a bit so that Hollywood would take a look at it.
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Mary was just an average woman trying to live her life in a man's world.
*Cut away to her asking for a raise from her boss* "Sorry, Mary! You're a great employee, but this is a man's world! You don't even know how to drive!"
*Cut away to Mary being consoled by a loving family, with men in ski masks carrying guns looking in from outside*
But then terrorists killed her family.
*Cut away to an explosion.*
Now, Mary needs to learn how to drive so that she can get revenge, and get that raise. There's just one problem. The man giving her the test... is a jerk. A sexy jerk, sure, but still, a total jerk.
*Cut to the test, after Mary does a perfect job of it* "Sorry, Mary! You're great, but I'm a total jerk! Maybe I'll give you your license if you take this test 950 times without giving in to this obvious sexual tension until right before the end credits. I mean, the sexual tension that exists even though your loving husband died, like, yesterday."
Can Mary survive taking the test 950 times? Will she get that raise? Will she heal her heart and find love once more in the fast-paced world of driving tests? Find out, in...
ON THE 950TH TIME, IT BECAME PERSONAL
*Explosion*
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Hell, I'd watch it.
BananaHands
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I assume it'd be incredibly racist if someone pointed out that she is asian.
Until one morning when he woke up and found he had turned into...
doomdragon6
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I cannot... fathom how you can take a test 950 times and not pass. Did she read anything?? Study anything? Like someone said, I want to know if she had any learning disabilities, because that is just... gah!
The only way I could see failing a test 949 times is if the test was, "There is an invisible gnat floating somewhere in this room. Your test is to poke it. You get one shot."
The only way I could see failing a test 949 times is if the test was, "There is an invisible gnat floating somewhere in this room. Your test is to poke it. You get one shot."
ElJuski
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Until one morning when he woke up and found he had turned into...[/QUOTE]
AN ELDERLY SOUTH KOREAN WOMAN DEERRRPDADERRRRPP
Do you even read my posts?
BananaHands
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You're right! I am really awesome!
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Steven Soderburgin
It seems I set the over/under on the number of replies it would take to get to this post too high.
You win Post of the Year, nay OF INFINITY, my good sir. I tip my hat to thee.[/QUOTE]
good job working to tear down stereotypes about conservatives. i am looking forward to a bunch of bumbling about how you "were just kidding" and or several offensive attempts to support your opinions on woman drivers.
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Kitty Sinatra
Well, I set the over/under on the number of your replies it would take for you to piss on our stereotyping fun dead on.
Although I don't know how you'd have done it in under 1 post so the under bet would be a frigging wasted bet.
Although I don't know how you'd have done it in under 1 post so the under bet would be a frigging wasted bet.
i'm not sure if you "get" over/under bets.
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Kitty Sinatra
An over/under bet is made between you and your gal to determine who gets to be on top tonight.
over under on times gruebeard has had this problem: -2
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Kitty Sinatra
My middle name is Michael. My imaginary name is Scott. So yeah, I guess I am, Juski.
And I'll take the under on that bet, Gurpie-pie
And I'll take the under on that bet, Gurpie-pie
You win Post of the Year, nay OF INFINITY, my good sir. I tip my hat to thee.[/QUOTE]
good job working to tear down stereotypes about conservatives. i am looking forward to a bunch of bumbling about how you "were just kidding" and or several offensive attempts to support your opinions on woman drivers.[/QUOTE]
What's worse is we gave them the right to vote! And once they got the right to vote, it was all downhill from there. Laws requiring uterus-shaped hats, official ovarian recognition days, mandatory breast inspection clinics.
Actually, I guess it hasn't been all bad.
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Kitty Sinatra
The Ferengi really know how to treat their women.
Too bad their women are horrifying beasts.
Too bad their women are horrifying beasts.
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Steven Soderburgin
I'm adding the over/under thing to my list.
Things Gruebeard doesn't get:
- jazz
- the deal with airline food
- the ending to 2001: A Space Odyssey
- over/under bets
Things Gruebeard doesn't get:
- jazz
- the deal with airline food
- the ending to 2001: A Space Odyssey
- over/under bets
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Kitty Sinatra
That list really should be added to my page on the wiki.
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Steven Soderburgin
damn, i should've left "laid" in there. damn me wanting to do the mature thing and not make puerile jokes.
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Kitty Sinatra
I'm rather surprised it wasn't in there.
You could always add it to my wiki page, though. Replace the airline food, thing and it would make the joke funnier. Nobody gets the airline food thing, so it's not really listworthy.
You could always add it to my wiki page, though. Replace the airline food, thing and it would make the joke funnier. Nobody gets the airline food thing, so it's not really listworthy.
Seinfeld reference. I got it.
"you people"? That's kind of racist, don't you think?
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