Nothing makes you feel like a big pussy

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Chazwozel

...more than spending a morning chopping down trees and chopping/hauling lumber across a field.


Goddamn, I ache all over.
 
drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Manual labor after being a lab rat sucks. Every time I do that, I keep thinking to myself, "I used to be strong?!? What Happened?!?"

I used to work in construction. I was tough with hands like sandpaper. Now, I'm soft, and weak.
 
Adam

Adam

A morning? My family has a wood burning stove, I had to do that all day, twice a weekend for a full month!

Go back to the lab, pussy!
 
Gusto

Gusto

I did that a lot of summers as a kid at the cottage. You'd think I'd grow up to be a stronger dude.

Oh well, at least I'm tall.
 
Dave

Dave

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I once carried a fully geared Marine through a field of mud.

Now I start wheezing if there are more than 10 stairs.
 
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Philosopher B.

I used to have to get up at 7 a.m. some days and go to some damn forest with my cheery-ass dad who honestly couldn't understand why my brother and I weren't having the time of our lives like he was and haul around motherfuckers that would have liked to break my back. The pleasure my dad gets from just being around trees is obscene.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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I used to do marches of 20 clicks or more in the army. In full combat gear, including one light and one heavy bazooka strapped onto my back. Now my breath wheezes when I climb up the university hill. It's a steep motherfucker, but still...
 
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Chibibar

I use to be able to run a mile under 7 minutes no problem. I can't DDR for more than 1 song (1.5 minutes) without wheezing......
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I used to do kung fu all day after school until bedtime.

now, when i spar 2 or 3 students in class, I get winded.

Granted, it's MMA style sparring, which is pretty physically taxing, but man it makes me feel old
 
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Tinwhistler said:
I used to do kung fu all day after school until bedtime.

now, when i spar 2 or 3 students in class, I get winded.

Granted, it's MMA style sparring, which is pretty physically taxing, but man it makes me feel old
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just thinking of it makes me tire :(
 
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Joe Johnson

I used to rip cars in half with my bare hands! Now I fall into a coma when I pick lint out of my belly-button.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I used to run in Track for miles a day (2-3 in the morning, 2-3 after school).

Now I'm achey after an hour on the eliptical. :(
 
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Chazwozel

Adammon said:
A morning? My family has a wood burning stove, I had to do that all day, twice a weekend for a full month!

Go back to the lab, pussy!
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Well you're Canadian. Isn't Lumberjack pretty much the default profession for you guys?
 
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Chazwozel;307988][quote=Adammon said:
A morning? My family has a wood burning stove, I had to do that all day, twice a weekend for a full month!

Go back to the lab, pussy!
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Well you're Canadian. Isn't Lumberjack pretty much the default profession for you guys?[/QUOTE]

I thought Hockey was default secondary skills. Lumberjack is an optional side skill with a minor quest ;)
 
Gusto

Gusto

I grew up in the Canadian Silicon Valley, but that didn't stop me from learning skills that every Canadian should have (skating, road hockey, swimming, lumberjackery and other camping stuff).

I'm still faster on skates than most people my age who played houseleague hockey as kids. Figure skating training, can I get a what what.
 
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LordRavage

One of my staff was lifting a box. I just happened to be standing near by. I saw him wince and drop the box.
Me- "What happened?"
Him- Stays quiet for a moment.
Me- "You alright? What happened?"
Him- "Nothing." He hesitates...."I bent back my nail."
Me- "You Pussy."

:D
 
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Chazwozel

Chibibar;307998][quote=Chazwozel;307988][quote=Adammon said:
A morning? My family has a wood burning stove, I had to do that all day, twice a weekend for a full month!

Go back to the lab, pussy!
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Well you're Canadian. Isn't Lumberjack pretty much the default profession for you guys?[/quote]

I thought Hockey was default secondary skills. Lumberjack is an optional side skill with a minor quest ;)[/QUOTE]


Hockey is the default high school sport, like football is in the U.S.
 
David

David

I used to go out every night in a mask and cape and fight crime with my own brand of vigilante justice! Now I start wheezing if I have to turn a page.
 
Necronic

Necronic

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drawn_inward said:
Manual labor after being a lab rat sucks. Every time I do that, I keep thinking to myself, "I used to be strong?!? What Happened?!?"

I used to work in construction. I was tough with hands like sandpaper. Now, I'm soft, and weak.
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I'm a lab rat and I do manual labor all day. Here's to pipefitting, and working with an autoclave reactor, or working in a glovebox for an hour with 5 psig pushing against you.

Then, I go home, and run 3 miles.

To finish I have a steak, crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women

You fucking pussies.
 
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