Chicago Superheroes... also, we creep on HowDroll

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WolfOfOdin

Calleja;310370][quote=WolfOfOdin;310364][quote=Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:
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Calleja, let's share a bottle of Jim Beam and listen to the Beatles.[/QUOTE]

...that sounds like the best plan, EVER! Well, no, it'd be better if you were a cute black haired, blue eyed chick with awesome legs and back dimples.

You're not, are you?

CynicismKills;310367][quote=Espy;310366][quote=Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:
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I dunno dude. You look pretty freaking bad ass there.[/quote]

He's just so happy to have those manly locks.[/QUOTE]

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY, SIR! RUE!





Y'know, I rued the day once. Didn't get much else done.[/QUOTE]

No...I'm a black haired guy with a cute blonde girlfriend who's obsessed with zombie movies and baking
 
Troll

Troll

WolfOfOdin;310374][quote=Calleja;310370][quote=WolfOfOdin;310364][quote=Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:
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Calleja, let's share a bottle of Jim Beam and listen to the Beatles.[/QUOTE]

...that sounds like the best plan, EVER! Well, no, it'd be better if you were a cute black haired, blue eyed chick with awesome legs and back dimples.

You're not, are you?

CynicismKills;310367][quote=Espy;310366][quote=Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:
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I dunno dude. You look pretty freaking bad ass there.[/quote]

He's just so happy to have those manly locks.[/QUOTE]

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY, SIR! RUE!





Y'know, I rued the day once. Didn't get much else done.[/QUOTE]

No...I'm a black haired guy with a cute blonde girlfriend who's obsessed with zombie movies and baking[/QUOTE]

... lucky bastard.
 
KCWM

KCWM

Calleja said:
y'know, those sexy as FUCK dimples some girls have like above their butt?

Oh man, I dig those. I really do.

in fact, I fell in love with the anonymous back from the picture in this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimples_of_Venus

not JUST for the dimples, mind you, but... dayumn.
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Im not going to risk looking at that article here on the work computer, but I checked it out on my iphone and you and I see eye to eye on this.

I must have missed where the first mention of the back dimple happened in this thread as I was skimming.
 
Dave

Dave

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The only superhero I know in Chicago is BananaHands. His power? Groping HowDroll.
 
Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

:angry:

I wanted to make that joke. Dave, you have just made yourself a relatively minor enemy. The kind that would block out the sun in Walla Walla, Washington.
 
HowDroll

HowDroll

Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
 
Dave

Dave

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HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.
 
HowDroll

HowDroll

Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/QUOTE]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.
 
Dave

Dave

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HowDroll;310567][quote=Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/quote]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.[/QUOTE]

Dave: Masturbating in the bathroom since 10:30.


(KIDDING!)
 
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Armadillo

HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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I need to go to better parties.
 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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We were going to take a picture of the two of us hi-fiving, but then we got lazy.

And then we started playing Super Mario Wii.
 
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Soliloquy

fade;310662][quote=Soliloquy;310420][quote=ElJuski said:
But seriously--why the fuck aren't more superheros cleaning up other cities? If I were a supervillain, I'd go to one of the smaller cities and take it for the pickuns.
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Funny...but you'd think a god-head could properly use reflexive pronouns.

Sorry, grammar pet peeve.[/QUOTE]

Well, they are vaguely greco-romanic, so English is probably a second language to them.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Dammit, guys and Droll, you're making it damn hard for me to maintain a veneer of decorum over the perverted bastard that I truly am.
 
KCWM

KCWM

HowDroll;310567][quote=Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/QUOTE]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.[/QUOTE]

Worthless without pics
 
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Roxxoredizorz

Dave;310569][quote=HowDroll;310567][quote=Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/quote]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.[/QUOTE]

Dave: Masturbating in the bathroom since 10:30.


(KIDDING!)[/QUOTE]

You posted at 10:31... so it took you a minute?
 
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