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Chicago Superheroes... also, we creep on HowDroll

Dec 6, 2009#1

BananaHands

So yeah, me and ElJuski were wondering/discussing what Superheroes are based in Chicago? I know that most of the Marvel heroes are in New York City and that Batman resides in a city based off of Chicago... but there has to be some. Maybe on the independent labels?

Oh, also... I totally felt HowDroll's boobs last night. I think at least twice. Ba-ba-ba-booosh.

Dec 6, 2009#2

Soliloquy

Dec 6, 2009#3

IronBrig4

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusader_(Marvel_Comics)

He's a villain, but at least he's a Marvel character.

By the way, Gotham has been based on several different cities through the years. The Adam West series and movie have Gotham placed in Los Angeles.

Dec 6, 2009#4

Kitty Sinatra

I always thought that Metropolis was Chicago and Gotham was New York.

I say Metropolis as Chicago because Smallville Kansas is just a short hop away.

Dec 6, 2009#5

Soliloquy

The explanation for Gotham and Metropolis that I like the best comes from Frank Miller:

Frank Miller said:
Metropolis is New York in the daytime; Gotham City is New York at night.

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Gruebeard said:
I always thought that Metropolis was Chicago and Gotham was New York.

I say Metropolis as Chicago because Smallville Kansas is just a short hop away.

For Superman, Antarctica is just a short hop away.

Dec 6, 2009#6

Kitty Sinatra

well, yeah. But I was thinking of Lois Lane at the time. The Teri Hatcher Lois Lane.

Dec 6, 2009#7

drifter

Savage Dragon (Image) used to be set in Chicago.

Dec 6, 2009#8

ElJuski

Haha. Halforums: where the only time people are actively aiming to creep on HD choose to talk about Superman instead.

But seriously--why the fuck aren't more superheros cleaning up other cities? If I were a supervillain, I'd go to one of the smaller cities and take it for the pickuns.

Dec 6, 2009#9

Null

Because if you were a supervillian, and you said, "Ha-ha-ha, Baton Rouge is mine!" even the supervillians who operate out of the sewers would shrug.

I heard that Gotham was "the worst part of the Hoboken waterfront, at midnight", according to Bob Kane.

The Nolan Batman is filmed mostly in Chicago, if that counts.

Dec 6, 2009#10

North_Ranger

ElJuski said:
But seriously--why the fuck aren't more superheros cleaning up other cities? If I were a supervillain, I'd go to one of the smaller cities and take it for the pickuns.

I'm thinking it has something to do with appearances.

Super Villain: "AHAHAHAHA! Tremble before my might! For I shall now use my Cheese-Powered Thingamabobizer to destroy RICHMOND, VIRGINIA! Muahahahahaa! Ahahaha... haha... Hello? Anybody?"

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Lying Bastard said:
Because if you were a supervillian, and you said, "Ha-ha-ha, Baton Rouge is mine!" even the supervillians who operate out of the sewers would shrug.

I heard that Gotham was "the worst part of the Hoboken waterfront, at midnight", according to Bob Kane.

The Nolan Batman is filmed mostly in Chicago, if that counts.

Curse you, Lying Bastard! Vengeance shall be mine! Muahahahaaa!

Dec 6, 2009#11

Allen, who is Quiet

Small cities are for small-time. Trying to be an active supervillain in Walla Walla, Washington and expecting to be feared is like being a basketball player in Yugoslavia and expecting to be the best.

Dec 6, 2009#12

ElJuski

I'd rather be a big fish in a small pond then get my ass handed to me by men in tights on a weekly basis.

Dec 6, 2009#13

Kitty Sinatra

Oh, then you ain't gonna have any fun at my party next weekend.

*rips up Juski's invitation*

Dec 6, 2009#14

Shegokigo

ElJuski said:
I'd rather be a big fish in a small pond then get my ass handed to me by men in tights on a weekly basis.

Really? Cause I still would have preferred to be Lex Luthor.

Dec 6, 2009#15

ElJuski

Not saying that being Lex Luthor would be without its fun, either.

Dec 6, 2009#16

phil

This has been a problem with me and marvel. While DC heroes all work out of fictional cities that might resemble other ones, at least its not all NYC all the time.

But then again like 90% of all movies and TV takes place in either NYC or LA as well, so I guess i cant really get mad at anyone.

Dec 6, 2009#17

Espy

ElJuski said:
Not saying that being Lex Luthor would be without its fun, either.

You would be bald. No one who is bald ever has any fun. It's just science.

Dec 6, 2009#18

CynicismKills

Espy;310321][quote=ElJuski said:
Not saying that being Lex Luthor would be without its fun, either.

You would be bald. No one who is bald ever has any fun. It's just science.[/QUOTE]

Spend some of that phat super-villain money on hair plugs, I say

Dec 6, 2009#19

Calleja

Espy;310321][quote=ElJuski said:
Not saying that being Lex Luthor would be without its fun, either.

You would be bald. No one who is bald ever has any fun. It's just science.[/QUOTE]

Me and my bald head disagree

you wanker

Dec 6, 2009#20

CynicismKills

Totally staged.

Dec 6, 2009#21

Allen, who is Quiet

CynicismKills said:
Spend some of that phat super-villain money on hair plugs, I say

made of kryptonite

Dec 6, 2009#22

WolfOfOdin

AHEM.

Gotham is clearly an amalgamation of Newark, Jersey City and Camden, the cities hope goes to get brutally beaten, stabbed and violated in.

Dec 6, 2009#23

Espy

Calleja;310327][quote=Espy;310321][quote=ElJuski said:
Not saying that being Lex Luthor would be without its fun, either.

You would be bald. No one who is bald ever has any fun. It's just science.[/QUOTE]

Me and my bald head disagree

you wanker[/QUOTE]

YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH SCIENCE!

Dec 6, 2009#24

CynicismKills

Espy;310332][quote=Calleja;310327][quote=Espy;310321][quote=ElJuski said:
Not saying that being Lex Luthor would be without its fun, either.

You would be bald. No one who is bald ever has any fun. It's just science.[/QUOTE]

Me and my bald head disagree

you wanker[/QUOTE]

YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH SCIENCE![/QUOTE]

It's true

Dec 6, 2009#25

Allen, who is Quiet

To think, the baldness was photoshopped. WE HAVE SEEN THROUGH YOUR MEXICAN RUSE, CAULIFLOWER!

Dec 6, 2009#26

CynicismKills

Allen said:
To think, the baldness was photoshopped. WE HAVE SEEN THROUGH YOUR MEXICAN RUSE, CAULIFLOWER!

Everything we know about him is a lie!

I bet he's not even Mexican. He probably lives in Texas.

Dec 6, 2009#27

Espy

CynicismKills;310333][quote=Espy;310332][quote=Calleja;310327][quote=Espy;310321][quote=ElJuski said:
Not saying that being Lex Luthor would be without its fun, either.

You would be bald. No one who is bald ever has any fun. It's just science.[/QUOTE]

Me and my bald head disagree

you wanker[/QUOTE]

YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH SCIENCE![/QUOTE]

It's true

[/QUOTE]

That mullet knows how to party.

Dec 6, 2009#28

HowDroll

Fail bragpost is fail.

Dec 6, 2009#29

CynicismKills

Yeah, I always pictured him as the mullet type.

Dec 6, 2009#30

Calleja

Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:

Dec 6, 2009#31

WolfOfOdin

Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:

Calleja, let's share a bottle of Jim Beam and listen to the Beatles.

Dec 6, 2009#32

Espy

Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:

I dunno dude. You look pretty freaking bad ass there.

Dec 6, 2009#33

CynicismKills

Espy;310366][quote=Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:

I dunno dude. You look pretty freaking bad ass there.[/QUOTE]

He's just so happy to have those manly locks.

Dec 6, 2009#34

Calleja

WolfOfOdin;310364][quote=Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:

Calleja, let's share a bottle of Jim Beam and listen to the Beatles.[/QUOTE]

...that sounds like the best plan, EVER! Well, no, it'd be better if you were a cute black haired, blue eyed chick with awesome legs and back dimples.

You're not, are you?

CynicismKills;310367][quote=Espy;310366][quote=Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:

Dec 6, 2009#35

Allen, who is Quiet

CK, this is a pretty hairy situation for you. If you're lucky though, this may end up being your brush with destiny.

Dec 6, 2009#36

WolfOfOdin

Calleja;310370][quote=WolfOfOdin;310364][quote=Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:

CynicismKills;310367][quote=Espy;310366][quote=Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:

I dunno dude. You look pretty freaking bad ass there.[/quote]

He's just so happy to have those manly locks.[/QUOTE]

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY, SIR! RUE!

Y'know, I rued the day once. Didn't get much else done.[/QUOTE]

No...I'm a black haired guy with a cute blonde girlfriend who's obsessed with zombie movies and baking

Dec 6, 2009#37

Telephius

IMO this is Calleja's new theme song.

http://www.tentoomany.com/lyrics.php?song=mullet

http://sites.google.com/site/tentoomany/Ten_Too_Many_-_Mullet_Man.mp3?attredirects=0

Dec 6, 2009#38

Troll

WolfOfOdin;310374][quote=Calleja;310370][quote=WolfOfOdin;310364][quote=Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:

CynicismKills;310367][quote=Espy;310366][quote=Calleja said:
Ok.. there are lines you do not cross. Ever.

One of them is painting a fracking MULLET on me. That means all-out war. You're going down, bitch. :angry:

Dec 6, 2009#39

CynicismKills

Allen said:
CK, this is a pretty hairy situation for you. If you're lucky though, this may end up being your brush with destiny.

I've always wanted my very own Mexican mullet-sporting arch-rival.

Dec 6, 2009#40

The Lovely Boehner

Alright, I'll bite.

What's a back dimple?

Dec 6, 2009#41

wana10

Charlie Dont Surf said:
Alright, I'll bite.

What's a back dimple?

a dimple of venus of course... >.>

Dec 7, 2009#42

Calleja

y'know, those sexy as FUCK dimples some girls have like above their butt?

Oh man, I dig those. I really do.

in fact, I fell in love with the anonymous back from the picture in this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimples_of_Venus

not JUST for the dimples, mind you, but... dayumn.

Dec 7, 2009#43

Soliloquy

ElJuski said:
But seriously--why the fuck aren't more superheros cleaning up other cities? If I were a supervillain, I'd go to one of the smaller cities and take it for the pickuns.

Dec 7, 2009#44

KCWM

Calleja said:
y'know, those sexy as FUCK dimples some girls have like above their butt?

Oh man, I dig those. I really do.

in fact, I fell in love with the anonymous back from the picture in this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimples_of_Venus

not JUST for the dimples, mind you, but... dayumn.

Im not going to risk looking at that article here on the work computer, but I checked it out on my iphone and you and I see eye to eye on this.

I must have missed where the first mention of the back dimple happened in this thread as I was skimming.

Dec 7, 2009#45

Dave

The only superhero I know in Chicago is BananaHands. His power? Groping HowDroll.

Dec 7, 2009#46

The Lovely Boehner

Dave said:
The only superhero I know in Chicago is BananaHands. His power? Groping HowDroll.

an' pardner? Business is boomin'

Dec 7, 2009#47

sixpackshaker

HowDroll said:
Fail bragpost is fail.

Just how did those Banana Hands feel?

Dec 7, 2009#48

Dave

sixpackshaker;310551][quote=HowDroll said:
Fail bragpost is fail.

Just how did those Banana Hands feel?[/QUOTE]

A-PEELING!

:rofl:

Dec 7, 2009#49

Allen, who is Quiet

:angry:

I wanted to make that joke. Dave, you have just made yourself a relatively minor enemy. The kind that would block out the sun in Walla Walla, Washington.

Dec 7, 2009#50

HowDroll

Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

Dec 7, 2009#51

Dave

HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.

Dec 7, 2009#52

HowDroll

Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/QUOTE]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.

Dec 7, 2009#53

Dave

HowDroll;310567][quote=Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/quote]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.[/QUOTE]

Dave: Masturbating in the bathroom since 10:30.

(KIDDING!)

Dec 7, 2009#54

Armadillo

HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

I need to go to better parties.

Dec 7, 2009#55

ElJuski

There were piranhas there too!

Dec 7, 2009#56

KCWM

BH was put in his place.

Dec 7, 2009#57

Dave

He still got bewbage. I'd say that's still a win.

Dec 7, 2009#58

ElJuski

We were going to take a picture of the two of us hi-fiving, but then we got lazy.

And then we started playing Super Mario Wii.

Dec 7, 2009#59

Chippy

ElJuski said:
We were going to take a picture of the two of us hi-fiving, but then we got lazy.

And then we started playing Super Mario Wii.

Remember when you said you were going to hang with me? I 'member dat.

Dec 7, 2009#60

fade

Soliloquy;310420][quote=ElJuski said:
But seriously--why the fuck aren't more superheros cleaning up other cities? If I were a supervillain, I'd go to one of the smaller cities and take it for the pickuns.

[/QUOTE]

Funny...but you'd think a god-head could properly use reflexive pronouns.

Sorry, grammar pet peeve.

Dec 7, 2009#61

Soliloquy

fade;310662][quote=Soliloquy;310420][quote=ElJuski said:
But seriously--why the fuck aren't more superheros cleaning up other cities? If I were a supervillain, I'd go to one of the smaller cities and take it for the pickuns.

[/QUOTE]

Funny...but you'd think a god-head could properly use reflexive pronouns.

Sorry, grammar pet peeve.[/QUOTE]

Well, they are vaguely greco-romanic, so English is probably a second language to them.

Dec 7, 2009#62

ElJuski

Chippy;310658][quote=ElJuski said:
We were going to take a picture of the two of us hi-fiving, but then we got lazy.

And then we started playing Super Mario Wii.

Remember when you said you were going to hang with me? I 'member dat.[/QUOTE]

WELL LETS HANG OUT DUDE

Dec 7, 2009#63

North_Ranger

Dammit, guys and Droll, you're making it damn hard for me to maintain a veneer of decorum over the perverted bastard that I truly am.

Dec 7, 2009#64

KCWM

:decision:

Dec 7, 2009#65

Chazwozel

Charlie Dont Surf said:
Alright, I'll bite.

What's a back dimple?

Dude...your testicles, penis, and man card on my desk now. You're on suspension without pay.

Dec 7, 2009#66

Telephius

Chazwozel;310887][quote=Charlie Dont Surf said:
Alright, I'll bite.

What's a back dimple?

Dude...your testicles, penis, and man card on my desk now. You're on suspension without pay.[/QUOTE]

I think the enlightenment of his ignorance of back dimples existence is punishment enough!

Dec 7, 2009#67

Chippy

ElJuski;310774][quote=Chippy;310658][quote=ElJuski said:
We were going to take a picture of the two of us hi-fiving, but then we got lazy.

And then we started playing Super Mario Wii.

Remember when you said you were going to hang with me? I 'member dat.[/QUOTE]

WELL LETS HANG OUT DUDE[/QUOTE]

SURE YOU SAY DAT NOW

Dec 7, 2009#68

The Lovely Boehner

I have never heard of those being called back dimples!

Dec 7, 2009#69

KCWM

HowDroll;310567][quote=Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/QUOTE]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.[/QUOTE]

Worthless without pics

Dec 7, 2009#70

Roxxoredizorz

Dave;310569][quote=HowDroll;310567][quote=Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/quote]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.[/QUOTE]

Dave: Masturbating in the bathroom since 10:30.

(KIDDING!)[/QUOTE]

You posted at 10:31... so it took you a minute?

Dec 7, 2009#71

Dave

Roxxoredizorz;311001][quote=Dave;310569][quote=HowDroll;310567][quote=Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/quote]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.[/quote]

Dave: Masturbating in the bathroom since 10:30.

(KIDDING!)[/quote]

You posted at 10:31... so it took you a minute?[/QUOTE]

Have you SEEN her?!?

Dec 7, 2009#72

Kitty Sinatra

No. It means that Halforum is part of Dave's Masturbation Ritual.

Dec 7, 2009#73

HowDroll

Dave said:
Have you SEEN her?!?

Dec 7, 2009#74

North_Ranger

Growl

Dec 7, 2009#75

Silver Jelly

Armadillo;310593][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

I need to go to better parties.[/QUOTE]

^

Dec 8, 2009#76

ElJuski

ElJuski;310774][quote=Chippy;310658][quote=ElJuski said:
We were going to take a picture of the two of us hi-fiving, but then we got lazy.

And then we started playing Super Mario Wii.

Remember when you said you were going to hang with me? I 'member dat.[/QUOTE]

WELL LETS HANG OUT DUDE[/QUOTE]

YEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH

Dec 8, 2009#77

Kovac

HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

If I had known this is what went on at parties I would have spent less of my life playing DnD

Dec 8, 2009#78

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Kovac;311233][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

If I had known this is what went on at parties I would have spent less of my life playing DnD[/QUOTE]

Really? You had no idea there were parties like this?

Dec 8, 2009#79

Dave

All the parties I ever went to there were people just sitting around holding alcohol talking and bitching about work or school. Nothing epic ever happened. Nothing.

Dec 8, 2009#80

sixpackshaker

Roxxoredizorz;311001][quote=Dave;310569][quote=HowDroll;310567][quote=Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

Dec 8, 2009#81

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Dave said:
All the parties I ever went to there were people just sitting around holding alcohol talking and bitching about work or school. Nothing epic ever happened. Nothing.

Wow, that's really sad.

I don't know if I would call these epic. Most of the parties I've been to have had fights, orgies, blatant drug use, strange occurences that defy description *twitch*, hilarious injuries, bonfires, skinny dipping, old people who drink like they're still twenty, and of course the police checking in for safety concerns.

Huh, that's why I stopped drinking. . . .

Dec 8, 2009#82

ElJuski

hey wow man that shit is epic

Dec 8, 2009#83

The Lovely Boehner

There was a pretty epic party where I crushed a beer can on my head pretty violently and wore the crimson mask after taking a "cake shot" (there is an embarrassing youtube of this I'm pretty sure).

Dec 8, 2009#84

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ElJuski said:
hey wow man that shit is epic

Is this sarcasm? I hope so.

Dec 8, 2009#85

ElJuski

BlackCrossCrusader;311398][quote=ElJuski said:
hey wow man that shit is epic

Is this sarcasm? I hope so.[/QUOTE]

Yes, yes it was.

Dec 8, 2009#86

KCWM

EJ, your avatar gives me nightmares. Weird monkey nightmares.

Dec 8, 2009#87

Kovac

BlackCrossCrusader;311363][quote=Kovac;311233][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

If I had known this is what went on at parties I would have spent less of my life playing DnD[/QUOTE]

Really? You had no idea there were parties like this?[/QUOTE]

No idea at all.

I suspect that the few that I have attended may have been the wrong kind of parties for that kind of thing. Generally at the ones that I have been to we spend a fair amount of time talking about video games and comic books.

Dec 8, 2009#88

Silver Jelly

Kovac said:
If I had known this is what went on at parties I would have spent less of my life playing DnD

That sentence will be in my sig soon.

Dec 8, 2009#89

ElJuski

KCWM said:
EJ, your avatar gives me nightmares. Weird monkey nightmares.

Hope everything is all right.

Hope everything is allll riiiight.

Hope everything is alllll riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhhttttuh

Dec 8, 2009#90

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Kovac;311449][quote=BlackCrossCrusader;311363][quote=Kovac;311233][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

Dec 8, 2009#91

Tinwhistler

I prefer those kinds of parties where most everyone ends up naked by the end of the evening...

Dec 8, 2009#92

Shegokigo

Tinwhistler said:
I prefer those kinds of parties where most everyone ends up naked by the end of the evening...

The only negative part to that, is when some of the people at the party are..... *shudder*

Dec 8, 2009#93

Bonhomme Richard

...men?

Dec 8, 2009#94

Calleja

I concur, then.

Dec 8, 2009#95

Shegokigo

I was speaking mostly from my experiences at one of the swinger's club we frequent. The downside to having plenty of partners to pick and choose from, is that there are also alot of "gawking" men of all shapes and sizes abound....

Dec 8, 2009#96

Bonhomme Richard

I figured that's what you meant. Couldn't resist the joke.

Dec 8, 2009#97

KCWM

Thread full of creepy

OooOOooOooOOoOOoo

Dec 8, 2009#98

Green_Lantern

I just want to say that this thread disturbs me greatly.

Dec 8, 2009#99

Silver Jelly

Green_Lantern said:
I just want to say that this thread disturbs me greatly.

Halforums. What else?

Dec 8, 2009#100

Kitty Sinatra

KCWM said:
Thread full of creepy

Green_Lantern said:
I just want to say that this thread disturbs me greatly.

I won't believe either of you are actually creeped out until I see you bump Chuck's thread.

Dec 8, 2009#101

Shegokigo

Silver Jelly;311603][quote=Green_Lantern said:
I just want to say that this thread disturbs me greatly.

Halforums. What else?

[/QUOTE]

I'd have gone with:

Dec 8, 2009#102

North_Ranger

Shegokigo said:
I'd have gone with:

Wait, is that Icarus?

Dec 8, 2009#103

Bonhomme Richard

NR, you're so closed-minded

Dec 8, 2009#104

CynicismKills

How about

Dec 8, 2009#105

Shegokigo

and /thread

Dec 8, 2009#106

North_Ranger

Well, a creepy character who likes to fiddle with jailbait... what the hell would you think?

Dec 8, 2009#107

CynicismKills

I was worried someone would beat me to that, thank God for clone stamp.

Dec 8, 2009#108

Bonhomme Richard

North_Ranger said:
Well, a creepy character who likes to fiddle with jailbait... what the hell would you think?

I would think the same as you, but my statement wasn't what I would think...

Dec 8, 2009#109

North_Ranger

So what was it?

Dec 8, 2009#110

Silver Jelly

CynicismKills said:
How about

It's like a captain planet of creepiness. "By your creepiness combined..."

Dec 8, 2009#111

Allen, who is Quiet

Silver Jelly;311673][quote=CynicismKills said:
How about

It's like a captain planet of creepiness. "By your creepiness combined..."[/QUOTE]

"I am CAPTAIN HUMBERT!"

Dec 8, 2009#112

Bonhomme Richard

North_Ranger said:
So what was it?

Isn't that what Icarus said in response to everyone insulting him about the 14 year old?

Dec 8, 2009#113

North_Ranger

I don't like what you're insinuatin', bub.

*starts to sharpen his broadsword... ssssshink.... sssssshink.... ssssssshink...*

Dec 8, 2009#114

Tinwhistler

Shegokigo said:
I was speaking mostly from my experiences at one of the swinger's club we frequent. The downside to having plenty of partners to pick and choose from, is that there are also alot of "gawking" men of all shapes and sizes abound....

I'm not big into swingers clubs, for just that reason.

Private parties, however, allow you to invite exactly who you'd like to attend

Dec 8, 2009#115

Null

That ain't a broadsword, put it away, and probably see a doctor about it.

Dec 8, 2009#116

North_Ranger

Lying Bastard said:
That ain't a broadsword, put it away, and probably see a doctor about it.

...

Violet is not amused. Just be glad your beyond her reach, boy-o

Dec 8, 2009#117

Null

Anytime.

Dec 8, 2009#118

Chazwozel

Tinwhistler said:
I prefer those kinds of parties where most everyone ends up naked by the end of the evening...

Everybody....Everybody...get naked! Oh come on, don't be shy. It'll be great!.

Dec 8, 2009#119

Armadillo

I would, but I'm worried about the fainting and jealousy brought on by my penis.

Dec 8, 2009#120

North_Ranger

I can see that happening. I heard somewhere that armadillos are the Ron Jeremys of nature: ugly as fuck but hung like a horse.

Dec 8, 2009#121

Kitty Sinatra

North_Ranger said:
ugly ass fuck but hung like a horse.

FTFY kinda sorta.This makes it funnier but less sensical.

Dec 9, 2009#122

BananaHands

Dave;310552][quote=sixpackshaker;310551][quote=HowDroll said:
Fail bragpost is fail.

Just how did those Banana Hands feel?[/QUOTE]

A-PEELING!

:rofl:

[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahahahhaa I haven't checked this in a while. That made me lol in the middle of my Graphic Novel class.

HowDroll;310567][quote=Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/QUOTE]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.[/QUOTE]

And WHO GOT YOU THAT BEER STICK!?

Dec 9, 2009#123

ElJuski

OOOH IM TELLIN

Dec 9, 2009#124

Chippy

>: (

Dec 9, 2009#125

HowDroll

BananaHands said:
And WHO GOT YOU THAT BEER STICK!?

Oh, BH, you're so good to me

Dec 9, 2009#126

Armadillo

Gruebeard;311915][quote=North_Ranger said:
ugly ass fuck but hung like a horse.

FTFY kinda sorta.This makes it funnier but less sensical.[/QUOTE]

Is there such a thing as a PRETTY ass fuck?

Dec 9, 2009#127

Shegokigo

Armadillo said:
Is there such a thing as a PRETTY ass fuck?

Most definitely.

Dec 9, 2009#128

Armadillo

Shegokigo;312467][quote=Armadillo said:
Is there such a thing as a PRETTY ass fuck?

Most definitely.[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure about that one. It's not really the type of image you find on a Hallmark card.

Dec 9, 2009#129

Shegokigo

You're in the wrong card section.

Dec 9, 2009#130

Kitty Sinatra

You don't see women's nipples on hallmark cards either. Are you saying women's nipples are ugly?

Dec 9, 2009#131

Armadillo

Shegokigo said:
You're in the wrong card section.

"Sorry about the prolapse."

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Gruebeard said:
You don't see women's nipples on hallmark cards either. Are you saying women's nipples are ugly?

Well, the ones that look like steamrolled pancakes, yes.

Dec 9, 2009#132

ElJuski

Chippy said:
>: (

>: (

HowDroll;312429][quote=BananaHands said:
And WHO GOT YOU THAT BEER STICK!?

Oh, BH, you're so good to me

[/QUOTE]

MANNNNNNNNNNNN I SHOWED YOU THE PIRAHNNAS THOUGH

Dec 9, 2009#133

Chazwozel

HowDroll;312429][quote=BananaHands said:
And WHO GOT YOU THAT BEER STICK!?

Oh, BH, you're so good to me

[/QUOTE]

How'd you do a beer stick off a chick's tits? Did you slam the one end into her heart or hold the stick vertical between the boobs? I'm confused.

Dec 9, 2009#134

ElJuski

You push the stick against her chest, and the beer shoots through into your throat.

Dec 9, 2009#135

Cajungal

Man. I've never been to a party like that. I don't know what I'd do with myself... probably bring a pad and pen.

Dec 9, 2009#136

Chazwozel

ElJuski said:
You push the stick against her chest, and the beer shoots through into your throat.

meh, give me a funnel...

Dec 9, 2009#137

KCWM

Gruebeard said:
You don't see women's nipples on hallmark cards either. Are you saying women's nipples are ugly?

Some of them are most definitely ugly.

Dec 9, 2009#138

ElJuski

I'm not saying its my style of choice, either, but it was interesting. I will, in fact, say that I could do a beer stick much better than a beer bong.

Dec 9, 2009#139

BananaHands

Cajungal said:
Man. I've never been to a party like that. I don't know what I'd do with myself... probably bring a pad and pen.

You haven't even heard the part about the beer-egg yet.

Dec 9, 2009#140

Cajungal

BananaHands;312631][quote=Cajungal said:
Man. I've never been to a party like that. I don't know what I'd do with myself... probably bring a pad and pen.

You haven't even heard the part about the beer-egg yet.[/QUOTE]

....Ya feel like tellin' it?

Dec 10, 2009#141

BananaHands

It's a lot simpler than it seems. Crack an egg into a glass.
Pour a beer into that glass. Drink the glass.

Actually doesn't taste bad, the alcohol masks the egg taste. The yolk feels funny going down though.

Dec 10, 2009#142

Cajungal

But... why?

Dec 10, 2009#143

BananaHands

...uhhh...

Dec 10, 2009#144

HowDroll

The rest of you pansies did beer eggs. *I* did a rum egg, remember?

Dec 10, 2009#145

Cajungal

But what is the purpose of the egg? Are y'all playing "What if Rocky went to a wild party?"

Dec 10, 2009#146

HowDroll

Cajungal said:
But what is the purpose of the egg? Are y'all playing "What if Rocky went to a wild party?"

I like to think of the drink as the "Rummy Balboa"

Dec 10, 2009#147

ElJuski

Our one friend thew up the yolk. Only the yolk.

Dec 10, 2009#148

Dave

Through?

Thew?

Dec 10, 2009#149

fade

Drink the glass?

(Oi cahn't sir, eet's a solid.)

Dec 10, 2009#150

Cajungal

Found a video of a guy drinking egg beer. Retched uncontrollably. GROSS.

Dec 10, 2009#151

CrimsonSoul

One: He looks like he's having more fun in the picture with hair.

Two: How were her boobs?

Dec 10, 2009#152

Bonhomme Richard

CrimsonSoul said:
One: He looks like he's having more fun in the picture with hair.

Two: How were her boobs?

Wow, is this really the first time this question has been asked in this thread? Unless that's wrong, I'm pretty surprised.

Dec 10, 2009#153

HowDroll

Bonhomme Richard;312931][quote=CrimsonSoul said:
One: He looks like he's having more fun in the picture with hair.

Two: How were her boobs?

Wow, is this really the first time this question has been asked in this thread? Unless that's wrong, I'm pretty surprised.[/QUOTE]

Because everyone knows they're fantastic.

Dec 10, 2009#154

Cajungal

It's right there in the tags.

Dec 10, 2009#155

Bonhomme Richard

The one time I don't look at the tags....

Dec 10, 2009#156

Cajungal

FOCUS, man, focus! The reputation of a lady's tits are at stake!

Dec 10, 2009#157

Piotyr

And I do hope the tag isn't too creepy. I just couldn't help but think of the old Seinfeld quote when I saw this thread.

Dec 10, 2009#158

Bonhomme Richard

Cajungal said:
FOCUS, man, focus! The reputation of a lady's tits are at stake!

I must admit since I'm very happily married, I don't really have a pony in this race.

Dec 10, 2009#159

LordRavage

Bonhomme Richard;312957][quote=Cajungal said:
FOCUS, man, focus! The reputation of a lady's tits are at stake!

I must admit since I'm very happily married, I don't really have a pony in this race.[/QUOTE]

Married or not...nothing wrong with admiring a beautiful woman. Beauty is beauty. If you like art and then you get married, do you stop looking at art?

Dec 10, 2009#160

Bonhomme Richard

Fair enough, but also not interested in admiring a beautiful woman vicariously.

Dec 10, 2009#161

Allen, who is Quiet

Cajungal said:
FOCUS, man, focus! The reputation of a lady's tits are at stake!

They need all the support they can get

Dec 10, 2009#162

Cajungal

Allen said:
FOCUS, man, focus! The reputation of a lady's tits are at stake!

They need all the support they can get[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

Dec 10, 2009#163

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Bonhomme Richard said:
Fair enough, but also not interested in admiring a beautiful woman vicariously.

So, I wasn't the only one. *phew* I was afraid I've have to turn in my man card.

Dec 10, 2009#164

Tinwhistler

Well, I turned 40 this year. Idle discussion about a random hot chick's tits doesn't really do it for me any more.

But if she were to send me some pictures of her tits...now that's something i could get behind

Dec 10, 2009#165

fade

If she sent me pictures of her ass, that's something I could get behind.

Heh.

Dec 10, 2009#166

Allen, who is Quiet

I'd get behind pictures of the truffles of the lady body community.

Dec 11, 2009#167

ElJuski

Yeah no those breasts are pretty awesome.

Dec 11, 2009#168

Kitty Sinatra

There are no breasts but are pretty awesome.

Dec 11, 2009#169

Dieb

Gruebeard said:
There are no breasts but are pretty awesome.

....I see what you did there!

Dec 11, 2009#170

Gusto

......tittaaaaaaaaaay.

Dec 11, 2009#171

V.Bond

Gusto said:
......tittaaaaaaaaaay.

More than one is just gluttonous.

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