Chicago Superheroes... also, we creep on HowDroll

[North_Ranger]

Well, a creepy character who likes to fiddle with jailbait... what the hell would you think?

 

[CynicismKills]

I was worried someone would beat me to that, thank God for clone stamp.

 

[Bonhomme Richard]

Well, a creepy character who likes to fiddle with jailbait... what the hell would you think?

I would think the same as you, but my statement wasn't what I would think...

 

[North_Ranger]

So what was it?

 

[Silver Jelly]

How about

It's like a captain planet of creepiness. "By your creepiness combined..."

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

How about

It's like a captain planet of creepiness. "By your creepiness combined..."[/QUOTE]

"I am CAPTAIN HUMBERT!"

 

[Bonhomme Richard]

So what was it?

Isn't that what Icarus said in response to everyone insulting him about the 14 year old?

 

[North_Ranger]

I don't like what you're insinuatin', bub.

*starts to sharpen his broadsword... ssssshink.... sssssshink.... ssssssshink...*

 

[Tinwhistler]

I was speaking mostly from my experiences at one of the swinger's club we frequent. The downside to having plenty of partners to pick and choose from, is that there are also alot of "gawking" men of all shapes and sizes abound....

I'm not big into swingers clubs, for just that reason.

Private parties, however, allow you to invite exactly who you'd like to attend

 

[Null]

That ain't a broadsword, put it away, and probably see a doctor about it.

 

[North_Ranger]

That ain't a broadsword, put it away, and probably see a doctor about it.

...

Violet is not amused. Just be glad your beyond her reach, boy-o

 

[Null]

Anytime.

 

[Chazwozel]

I prefer those kinds of parties where most everyone ends up naked by the end of the evening...

Everybody....Everybody...get naked! Oh come on, don't be shy. It'll be great!.

 

[Armadillo]

I would, but I'm worried about the fainting and jealousy brought on by my penis.

 

[North_Ranger]

I can see that happening. I heard somewhere that armadillos are the Ron Jeremys of nature: ugly as fuck but hung like a horse.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

ugly ass fuck but hung like a horse.

FTFY kinda sorta.This makes it funnier but less sensical.

 

[BananaHands]

Fail bragpost is fail.

Just how did those Banana Hands feel?[/QUOTE]

A-PEELING!

[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahahahhaa I haven't checked this in a while. That made me lol in the middle of my Graphic Novel class.

Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.

Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/QUOTE]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.[/QUOTE]

And WHO GOT YOU THAT BEER STICK!?

 

[ElJuski]

OOOH IM TELLIN

 

[Chippy]

>: (

 

[HowDroll]

And WHO GOT YOU THAT BEER STICK!?

Oh, BH, you're so good to me

 

[Armadillo]

ugly ass fuck but hung like a horse.

FTFY kinda sorta.This makes it funnier but less sensical.[/QUOTE]

Is there such a thing as a PRETTY ass fuck?

 

[Shegokigo]

Is there such a thing as a PRETTY ass fuck?

Most definitely.

 

[Armadillo]

Is there such a thing as a PRETTY ass fuck?

Most definitely.[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure about that one. It's not really the type of image you find on a Hallmark card.

 

[Shegokigo]

You're in the wrong card section.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

You don't see women's nipples on hallmark cards either. Are you saying women's nipples are ugly?

 

[Armadillo]

You're in the wrong card section.

"Sorry about the prolapse."

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You don't see women's nipples on hallmark cards either. Are you saying women's nipples are ugly?

Well, the ones that look like steamrolled pancakes, yes.

 

[ElJuski]

>: (

>: (

And WHO GOT YOU THAT BEER STICK!?

Oh, BH, you're so good to me [/QUOTE]


MANNNNNNNNNNNN I SHOWED YOU THE PIRAHNNAS THOUGH

 

[Chazwozel]

And WHO GOT YOU THAT BEER STICK!?

Oh, BH, you're so good to me [/QUOTE]


How'd you do a beer stick off a chick's tits? Did you slam the one end into her heart or hold the stick vertical between the boobs? I'm confused.

 

[ElJuski]

You push the stick against her chest, and the beer shoots through into your throat.

 

[Cajungal]

Man. I've never been to a party like that. I don't know what I'd do with myself... probably bring a pad and pen.

 

[Chazwozel]

You push the stick against her chest, and the beer shoots through into your throat.

meh, give me a funnel...

 

[KCWM]

You don't see women's nipples on hallmark cards either. Are you saying women's nipples are ugly?

Some of them are most definitely ugly.

 

[ElJuski]

I'm not saying its my style of choice, either, but it was interesting. I will, in fact, say that I could do a beer stick much better than a beer bong.

 

[BananaHands]

Man. I've never been to a party like that. I don't know what I'd do with myself... probably bring a pad and pen.

You haven't even heard the part about the beer-egg yet.

 

[Cajungal]

Man. I've never been to a party like that. I don't know what I'd do with myself... probably bring a pad and pen.

You haven't even heard the part about the beer-egg yet.[/QUOTE]

....Ya feel like tellin' it?