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Dave

Dave

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Roxxoredizorz;311001][quote=Dave;310569][quote=HowDroll;310567][quote=Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/quote]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.[/quote]

Dave: Masturbating in the bathroom since 10:30.


(KIDDING!)[/quote]

You posted at 10:31... so it took you a minute?[/QUOTE]

Have you SEEN her?!?
 
K

Kitty Sinatra

No. It means that Halforum is part of Dave's Masturbation Ritual.
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Armadillo;310593][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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I need to go to better parties.[/QUOTE]

^
 
Kovac

Kovac

HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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If I had known this is what went on at parties I would have spent less of my life playing DnD
 
ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Kovac;311233][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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If I had known this is what went on at parties I would have spent less of my life playing DnD[/QUOTE]

Really? You had no idea there were parties like this?
 
Dave

Dave

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All the parties I ever went to there were people just sitting around holding alcohol talking and bitching about work or school. Nothing epic ever happened. Nothing.
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Roxxoredizorz;311001][quote=Dave;310569][quote=HowDroll;310567][quote=Dave;310566][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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Dave: Living vicariously through others since 1993.[/quote]

I also did a beer stick between some chick's tits.[/QUOTE]

Dave: Masturbating in the bathroom since 10:30.


(KIDDING!)[/QUOTE]

You posted at 10:31... so it took you a minute?[/QUOTE]

No, he was typing with one hand.
 
ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Dave said:
All the parties I ever went to there were people just sitting around holding alcohol talking and bitching about work or school. Nothing epic ever happened. Nothing.
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Wow, that's really sad.

I don't know if I would call these epic. Most of the parties I've been to have had fights, orgies, blatant drug use, strange occurences that defy description *twitch*, hilarious injuries, bonfires, skinny dipping, old people who drink like they're still twenty, and of course the police checking in for safety concerns.

Huh, that's why I stopped drinking. . . .
 
Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

There was a pretty epic party where I crushed a beer can on my head pretty violently and wore the crimson mask after taking a "cake shot" (there is an embarrassing youtube of this I'm pretty sure).
 
Kovac

Kovac

BlackCrossCrusader;311363][quote=Kovac;311233][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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If I had known this is what went on at parties I would have spent less of my life playing DnD[/QUOTE]

Really? You had no idea there were parties like this?[/QUOTE]

No idea at all.

I suspect that the few that I have attended may have been the wrong kind of parties for that kind of thing. Generally at the ones that I have been to we spend a fair amount of time talking about video games and comic books.
 
ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Kovac;311449][quote=BlackCrossCrusader;311363][quote=Kovac;311233][quote=HowDroll said:
Oh, he wasn't so special as he would have you all believe. I had a bad case of the drunks and decided that everyone had to know how great my boobs were, since there was no longer a boyfriend who had 50/50 ownership in them. I think a total of seven or eight people felt my boobs that night.

God, that was such a fun party.
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If I had known this is what went on at parties I would have spent less of my life playing DnD[/QUOTE]

Really? You had no idea there were parties like this?[/QUOTE]

No idea at all.

I suspect that the few that I have attended may have been the wrong kind of parties for that kind of thing. Generally at the ones that I have been to we spend a fair amount of time talking about video games and comic books.[/QUOTE]

Honestly, I'd prefer those types of parties then the ones I've been to here. I don't like going out only to constantly make sure I'm not jumped or stabbed.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I was speaking mostly from my experiences at one of the swinger's club we frequent. The downside to having plenty of partners to pick and choose from, is that there are also alot of "gawking" men of all shapes and sizes abound....
 
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