Post here every time you drink jack daniels and yell at your cousins.
getting drunk and disorderly at family gatherings is the reason for the season
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my brother's not on this forum.
I don't drink, so I just avoid family gatherings.
My cousins live in England, my mother's in Alabama, my father's at an undisclosed location in the Mediterranean, and I'm working on Christmas Day.
I'll load up the night before and drunk-dial tho... does that count? *grins*
I'll load up the night before and drunk-dial tho... does that count? *grins*
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Wasabi Poptart
I wish I could drink. My mother-in-law just told us that she and my father-in-law are coming down for Christmas Day.
No in-laws = Holiday Win. :thumb:
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Chazwozel
I just bought my yearly bottle of Wild Turkey. Tis the season to get fucked up.
^the dirty bird will fuck you up just fine...
We don't have a boozing tradition. We just have a passive-aggressive/guilt trip tradition. I'd rather have the booze.
New Scrubs or old Scrubs? New Scrubs = :mmph:
New Scrubs or old Scrubs? New Scrubs = :mmph:[/QUOTE]
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Chazwozel
Dearest Halforum,
Yippie-Kay-Yay Motherfuckers, and Happy Holidays.
Love Chazwozel, from 6 a.m. this morning.
Yippie-Kay-Yay Motherfuckers, and Happy Holidays.
Love Chazwozel, from 6 a.m. this morning.
It's not Wild Turkey unless it's over 100 proof:humph:Dearest Halforum,
Yippie-Kay-Yay Motherfuckers, and Happy Holidays.
Love Chazwozel, from 6 a.m. this morning.
I noticed that too...
Some jurisdictions limit you to 80 proof. But I doubt that is the case up there.
Some jurisdictions limit you to 80 proof. But I doubt that is the case up there.
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Chazwozel
It's not Wild Turkey unless it's over 100 proof:humph:[/quote]
Ha! Let's see you down just half a bottle of something 40 proof, mister!
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PA my friend. We can't even buy beer at the friggin grocery store here.
It's not Wild Turkey unless it's over 100 proof:humph:[/quote]
Ha! Let's see you down just half a bottle of something 40 proof, mister!
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Whenever you want. I can usually drop a little over half a 750 of 100+ proof bourbon. I'm not a fan of Wild Turkey though, unless it's Kentucky Spirit. Otherwise I'm a Knob Creek or Bookers guy.
It's not Wild Turkey unless it's over 100 proof:humph:[/quote]
Ha! Let's see you down just half a bottle of something 40 proof, mister!
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Whenever you want. I can usually drop a little over half a 750 of 100+ proof bourbon. I'm not a fan of Wild Turkey though, unless it's Kentucky Spirit. Otherwise I'm a Knob Creek or Bookers guy.[/QUOTE]
That's 12.5 ounces of booze (750 ml = about 25oz)
http://drunkdrivingdefense.com/general/bac.htm
You'd have to be a pretty heavy guy to not be knocked on your ass. At 240 lbs (.188 bac), you'd still be well over twice the legal limit for driving in Texas.
http://www.brad21.org/effects_at_specific_bac.html
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Wasabi Poptart
Or on Sunday. Or has that changed?
It's not Wild Turkey unless it's over 100 proof:humph:[/quote]
Ha! Let's see you down just half a bottle of something 40 proof, mister!
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Whenever you want. I can usually drop a little over half a 750 of 100+ proof bourbon. I'm not a fan of Wild Turkey though, unless it's Kentucky Spirit. Otherwise I'm a Knob Creek or Bookers guy.[/QUOTE]
That's 12.5 ounces of booze (750 ml = about 25oz)
http://drunkdrivingdefense.com/general/bac.htm
You'd have to be a pretty heavy guy to not be knocked on your ass. At 240 lbs (.188 bac), you'd still be well over twice the legal limit for driving in Texas.
http://www.brad21.org/effects_at_specific_bac.html
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I'm not saying I wouldn't be trashed, and I wouldn't be driving.
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Chazwozel
Or on Sunday. Or has that changed?[/QUOTE]
Uh...never...
The only way to get beer in PA is at a beer distributor in 24 pack cases or at insanely overpriced prices at a bar for a 6 pack. The only way to get liquor is at a state run Wine and Spirits shop which are closed on Sundays.
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Wasabi Poptart
Oh yeah!! I remembered the wine and spirit shops were closed on Sunday, but I forgot you couldn't buy beer there. Since I was in NJ, I always had to being the beer to my friends' parties over in PA. If the party was on Sunday, or they needed cheap booze, I knew exactly what I would end up bringing.
What do I do if I don't have any cousins?
And don't drink?
And don't drink?
Cajungal
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Nope, not one. What can I say? My sibilings and I scared my aunts & uncles into not having any kids.
Sad part is, I'm only slightly joking.
Sad part is, I'm only slightly joking.
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rabbitgod
No booze yet for me. Christmas day after we stop at my Wife's parents house we go over ther her Grandmother's house. Now this woman is the best. She serves mimosas, wine, and cocktails, but provides zero food. She then shoves drinks in your face for 2 hours in an attempt to keep you from walking out the door...ever.
And I'm so glad I don't live in a dry county or state that regulates alchohol purchases as strict as PA. The whole thing is silly.
And I'm so glad I don't live in a dry county or state that regulates alchohol purchases as strict as PA. The whole thing is silly.
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Wasabi Poptart
General - I have more than 30 first cousins on my dad's side. If you want a few, I'll give them to you free of charge. I have some first cousins once removed and second cousins on my mom's side I'd be willing to part with as well.
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