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Koko
I try to provide a much wanted service.
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rabbitgod
I'm an accountant. Sorta. I was, until my CEO started fucking things up. Normally that's just business as usual except that he stopped wanting to hear about how we're losing money so now instead of listening to what I have to say he just wants me to ignore everything that's going on and not mention it to any of the partners.
When the housing and development markets where not in the crapper I used to do consulting work as a Archaeologist. It was great pay too. Hopefully that'll get better and I can start doing it again.
When the housing and development markets where not in the crapper I used to do consulting work as a Archaeologist. It was great pay too. Hopefully that'll get better and I can start doing it again.
I'm Manager of Market Research and Product Development at a large Canadian financial institution. I create products and services that you want to spend your money on - and then I determine at what point the service fees we ding you for will cause you to leave. I also run market surveys and run focus groups to back up my development work. I get to be half numbers nerd and half creative dude. I am never bored.
I go to far away countries, meet interesting people and then kill them. (Then bring them back to life)
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Kitty Sinatra
I build dashboards for an SUV - sorry, a "compact crossover" - no one buys.
doomdragon6
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Y'know, I'd assumed that was a reference from a book/poem/comic or something, but upon a Google search I find only your post. OC? In my Halforums?
You should make an electric butter knife that melts the butter as you spread. Now that would be a neat electronic gadget.
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makare
What do you do with a philosophy degree?
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Seriously, I'm a geophysicist. Most people don't know what that is, so I usually just say "geologist". We're the quantitative geologists--we apply physics to see underground, using things like seismic and EM and radar. I deal usually with EM, and specifically with computer modeling of the governing physics. Why model a fake earth? You have to in order to understand the signals you measure from the real one. I program a lot, and I also get to go out and get dirty in the field collecting data. I teach all of this, too, to ungrateful students 
who mostly go "Oh noes!1! U got math in mah geology!!1!"
(Here's the first paper I ever wrote if you're curious)
who mostly go "Oh noes!1! U got math in mah geology!!1!"(Here's the first paper I ever wrote if you're curious)
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I spend half my time as a scientist in a start-up biotech company working on microbial biofuels and drug discovery platforms. The other half is spent as a consultant for a local big university developing hospital pathogen detection and monitoring systems. I also get some pocket money from small programming jobs.
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Chazwozel
Seriously, I'm a geophysicist. Most people don't know what that is, so I usually just say \\"geologist\\". We're the quantitative geologists--we apply physics to see underground, using things like seismic and EM and radar. I deal usually with EM, and specifically with computer modeling of the governing physics. Why model a fake earth? You have to in order to understand the signals you measure from the real one. I program a lot, and I also get to go out and get dirty in the field collecting data. I teach all of this, too, to ungrateful students
(Here's the first paper I ever wrote if you're curious)
Sweet, Ph.D.s flaunt your epeens.... Here's my first paper eva bitches... http://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...4fa48065e1179699df8ec098b59&ie=/sdarticle.pdf
I am a contract professor teaching psychology at a University in Minnesota. I teach all the "core classes", meaning the dry, dry, dry classes, like statistics and experimental design and I do so happily. These classes play to my strengths, I think. I want to spread my wings a little, though, so I am presently hunting for jobs that can provide me with research space, a lighter schedule, and some start up money so I can get my own lab going. By the way, I specialize in memory but have a project centered on trying to understand intuition going as well. I only have co-authorship on one paper, sadly, but I am itching to pull together some of the research I've been working on...if I can just get it all to tell a coherent story. :-\
Sweet, Ph.D.s flaunt your epeens.... Here's my first paper eva bitches... http://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...4fa48065e1179699df8ec098b59&ie=/sdarticle.pdf[/QUOTE]
This is the best I've got: second author here, though I wasn't involved in the actual writing. http://plankt.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/28/9/831
Uh oh: http://www.bash.org/?258908[/QUOTE]
Man, talk about a crap-your-pants moment...[/QUOTE]
More like a Crowning Moment of Awesome
Uh oh: http://www.bash.org/?258908[/QUOTE]
Man, talk about a crap-your-pants moment...[/QUOTE]
More like a Crowning Moment of Awesome[/QUOTE]
Gah! Stop, I'm at work and have very little self-control.
Seriously, I'm a geophysicist. Most people don't know what that is, so I usually just say \\\"geologist\\\". We're the quantitative geologists--we apply physics to see underground, using things like seismic and EM and radar. I deal usually with EM, and specifically with computer modeling of the governing physics. Why model a fake earth? You have to in order to understand the signals you measure from the real one. I program a lot, and I also get to go out and get dirty in the field collecting data. I teach all of this, too, to ungrateful students
(Here's the first paper I ever wrote if you're curious)
Sweet, Ph.D.s flaunt your epeens.... Here's my first paper eva bitches... http://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...4fa48065e1179699df8ec098b59&ie=/sdarticle.pdf[/QUOTE]
Strange, I never pictured you as a Malgorzata Sudol...
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Zonker
I'm an economist workin' in the gubmint.
Here's a link to a paper I wrote about cellulosic ethanol:
http://trade.gov/media/Publications/pdf/cellulosic2007.pdf
Here's a link to a paper I wrote about cellulosic ethanol:
http://trade.gov/media/Publications/pdf/cellulosic2007.pdf
Seriously, I'm a geophysicist. Most people don't know what that is, so I usually just say \\\"geologist\\\". We're the quantitative geologists--we apply physics to see underground, using things like seismic and EM and radar. I deal usually with EM, and specifically with computer modeling of the governing physics. Why model a fake earth? You have to in order to understand the signals you measure from the real one. I program a lot, and I also get to go out and get dirty in the field collecting data. I teach all of this, too, to ungrateful students
(Here's the first paper I ever wrote if you're curious)
Sweet, Ph.D.s flaunt your epeens.... Here's my first paper eva bitches... http://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...4fa48065e1179699df8ec098b59&ie=/sdarticle.pdf[/QUOTE]
Well, if we're flaunting E-peen, patents 5727154, 5987505, and 6256665 are mine
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Lumax
I'm a QA Engineer for a company that makes DVR set top boxes.
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Chazwozel
Seriously, I'm a geophysicist. Most people don't know what that is, so I usually just say \\\\"geologist\\\\". We're the quantitative geologists--we apply physics to see underground, using things like seismic and EM and radar. I deal usually with EM, and specifically with computer modeling of the governing physics. Why model a fake earth? You have to in order to understand the signals you measure from the real one. I program a lot, and I also get to go out and get dirty in the field collecting data. I teach all of this, too, to ungrateful students
(Here's the first paper I ever wrote if you're curious)
Sweet, Ph.D.s flaunt your epeens.... Here's my first paper eva bitches... http://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...4fa48065e1179699df8ec098b59&ie=/sdarticle.pdf[/QUOTE]
Strange, I never pictured you as a Malgorzata Sudol...[/QUOTE]
hey hey hey, first author biatch. Margaret was our technician!
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