Rant VI: Now Drama Free
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Wasabi Poptart
Pillu doesn't have the same double meaning. Mirri, however, does. One of the most strangest nicknames I know is ripsipiirakka, or 'hair pie', ripsi meaning an eyelash.
It might have something to do with said piece of female anatomy resembling a Karelian pastry:
Especially since it's supposed to be buttered up and eaten hot.[/QUOTE]
The hell kind of women have you been dating who's vag look like that?[/QUOTE]
Whomever she is, I think she needs a little Vagisil.
you know what this reminds me of? When young couples experiment and play with food..you know, honey, whipped cream, that kind of thing.
Take my word for it...you don't ever want to see nacho cheese in your girlfriend's holy of holies <shudder>
Take my word for it...you don't ever want to see nacho cheese in your girlfriend's holy of holies <shudder>
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darkangel6988
Have fun with that. Sucks that your marriage is over, but if it wasn't working then I guess it's good that it's finished.[/QUOTE]
You know what It sucked but now it so doesnt suck lol ! I hate to say it But I feel flipping amazing...I worked out and got rock hard for the summer , I'm free I see my friends and family everyday I'm happy . I aint gonna sit around and waste time crying over this junk . I'm going to go out there and have a blast and do awesome things . This is a new beginning and I'm fired up about it !
North_Ranger
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Yikes. I once suggested whipped cream as a sex toy to my now-ex; she refused it, fearing infection.
But who the hell puts nacho cheese in a vagoo? Seriously.
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Chazwozel
O.O
When we were at Marine Combat Training at Camp LeJeune (Infantry 101, for those of us NOT going on to the grunts), our instructors impressed on us what "field hygiene" does to the feminine form.
"Now, y'all have been out in the field with no females for a couple weeks now. Hotel Company is fixing to come in. Now, y'all know how funky y'all have gotten out here - you don't need to be messing with them Hotel females. Keep one image firmly in your mind: Grilled. Cheese. Sandwich."
I don't think we had any incidents reported; it definitely left an impression on me. *wry grin*
"Now, y'all have been out in the field with no females for a couple weeks now. Hotel Company is fixing to come in. Now, y'all know how funky y'all have gotten out here - you don't need to be messing with them Hotel females. Keep one image firmly in your mind: Grilled. Cheese. Sandwich."
I don't think we had any incidents reported; it definitely left an impression on me. *wry grin*
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Wasabi Poptart
And I thought the roast beef sandwich comparison was bad. *wrinkles nose*
North_Ranger
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Cheese is indeed a very dirty term in the armed forces. When I was doing my basic training in the Defence Forces (Anti-Tank Company, 15th Satakunta Jaegers, hoo-ah!), I was introduced to the term sissijuusto, or 'guerrilla cheese'. Apparently, if you go unwashed for several days in field condition, you *SPOILERED DUE TO NSFW GROSSNESS*
get this white, flaky stuff between the glans and the foreskin, with the look and consistency of old cottage cheese. Now, it ain't a problem if you're circumcised.
They just took my dog Garrafa for her surgery, I had to say goodbye so quickly... I have tears all over and I really can't help it but I knew I was going to get this emotional.
She's going to be sterilized, the thing is she's already pregnant, so it's a big deal for me, this isn't just about my dog, it's about her unborn babies too, that she nor I will ever get to meet... I feel so stupid about crying over this but I really can't help it. I just want her to come back safe ='(
She's going to be sterilized, the thing is she's already pregnant, so it's a big deal for me, this isn't just about my dog, it's about her unborn babies too, that she nor I will ever get to meet... I feel so stupid about crying over this but I really can't help it. I just want her to come back safe ='(
I can understand, Morphine, I found out my doxin had a salivary gland infection a couple months ago and was calling my folks every day to see if he was okay, even though it was a pretty minor infection.
Yay! Happy Morphine has puppy!
You know I love having the apartment to myself once in awhile, but lately it just reminds me how alone I am out here most of the time.
North_Ranger
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Dude, it only happens if you don't wash it in days. I'd avoid toothache if I knocked all my teeth out, but that'd be just silly, right?
Also, in a completely unrelated tangent, happy to hear about your puppy, Morph. Now dare me!
Spent all day at the Strawberry Festival, and saw 1 person we knew. We were in the back so didn't get 1/4 of the foot traffic as the main street vendors, but over all are just telling ourselves that breaking even is our goal.
Plus, I got an awesome ceramic beer mug I can put in the freezer overnight and keep my wonderful beer ice cold. Good times.
Plus, I got an awesome ceramic beer mug I can put in the freezer overnight and keep my wonderful beer ice cold. Good times.
Cheese is indeed a very dirty term in the armed forces. When I was doing my basic training in the Defence Forces (Anti-Tank Company, 15th Satakunta Jaegers, hoo-ah!), I was introduced to the term sissijuusto, or 'guerrilla cheese'. Apparently, if you go unwashed for several days in field condition, you *SPOILERED DUE TO NSFW GROSSNESS*
get this white, flaky stuff between the glans and the foreskin, with the look and consistency of old cottage cheese. Now, it ain't a problem if you're circumcised.
I've heard of this.
It's called "shmagma" around here. Its a fairly common insult in elementary and high schools.
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makare
smegma is gross.
this thread is gross by association.
this thread is gross by association.
I don't wanna be guerilla-cheese gross! NR, take your cheese back!
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makare
baer... why the hell would you do that....
The abyss stares back into you, etc. etc.
Smegma. It's not slang, it's an actual medical term.
Son, if you have an abyss staring at you when looking at that, then smegma is the LEAST of your worries
Smegma. It's not slang, it's an actual medical term.[/QUOTE]
I thought everyone had an abyss... Where do your legions of the damned come out from, if not there?
Smegma. It's not slang, it's an actual medical term.[/QUOTE]
Who's to say that shmagma isn't a slang form of the proper term? Seems reasonable to me.
Smegma. It's not slang, it's an actual medical term.[/QUOTE]
Who's to say that shmagma isn't a slang form of the proper term? Seems reasonable to me.[/QUOTE]
Hey! Everyone! I had a great idea! Let's stop talking about penis-cheese!
Also, unrelated, but Baerdog, I must acknowledge your fine new avatar. Way to go, Ame.
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