North_Ranger
Staff member
Penis-cheese, penis-cheese, penis-cheese...
Hm. Someone oughta make a song of that.
Hm. Someone oughta make a song of that.
Ayeah, I'm betting on this one. I've had 2 alternators go out on me, and it sounds, with the radio dying and the car finally running out of juice, to be the alternator. Depending on the car, it can be a bitch to change.alternator went out, maybe?
Ayeah, I'm betting on this one. I've had 2 alternators go out on me, and it sounds, with the radio dying and the car finally running out of juice, to be the alternator. Depending on the car, it can be a bitch to change.[/QUOTE]alternator went out, maybe?
My first car I had a mechanic replace the alternator, but on the second car, a Pontiac 6000, the alternator was bolted at an angle which made removing it a pain in the rump. There also was barely enough clearance to get the bolts out using the socket wrench.
I am clearly not a car guy.
Trying to change break rotors on my 1992 Honda Accord was a pain in the ass too. We had to pretty much disassemble damn near the entire front wheel assembly to get the old pieces of shit off and the new ones on. What a pain in the ass.
Trying to change break rotors on my 1992 Honda Accord was a pain in the ass too. We had to pretty much disassemble damn near the entire front wheel assembly to get the old pieces of shit off and the new ones on. What a pain in the ass.
On a 1990-1995 accord, there aren't two screws securing the rotor on the FRONT brakes, this is the case for the rears however.
Let me start by saying, take it to a shop. An independant one should do it for about $80-100.
-Pry the Spindle Nut Stake away from the spindle and loosen the nut.
-Loosen the lugs and put the front on jackstand(s).
-Remove the wheels.
-Remove the Steering knuckle from the vehicle. (See explanation below.)
-Disclaimer: This is complicated if you don't know what you're doing. Instead of trying to save a little money, take it to a shop. If you don't know what any of these parts or tools are STOP and take it to a shop.
-Remove the Caliper Mounting Bolts and the Caliper.
-Support the Caliper with a stand or wire, DO NOT let it hang by the brake hose!
-Remove the Cotter Pin from the Tie Rod Castle Nut and remove the nut.
-Seperate the Tie Rod Ball Joint using a Ball Joint Remover and lift the Tie Rod out of the Knuckle.
-Seperate the Ball Joint and Lower Arm using a puller with the pawls applied to the lower arm.
-Remove the Cotter Pin and the Upper Ball Joint Nut.
-Seperate the Upper Ball Joint.
-Remove the Knuckle by pulling it off the Halfshaft.
-Remove the 4 bolts retaining the hub unit to the steering knuckle and remove the hub from the knuckle.
-Remove the other 4 bolts retaining the hub to the rotor and seperate the two pieces.
Trying to change break rotors on my 1992 Honda Accord was a pain in the ass too. We had to pretty much disassemble damn near the entire front wheel assembly to get the old pieces of shit off and the new ones on. What a pain in the ass.
[/QUOTE]On a 1990-1995 accord, there aren't two screws securing the rotor on the FRONT brakes, this is the case for the rears however.
Let me start by saying, take it to a shop. An independant one should do it for about $80-100.
-Pry the Spindle Nut Stake away from the spindle and loosen the nut.
-Loosen the lugs and put the front on jackstand(s).
-Remove the wheels.
-Remove the Steering knuckle from the vehicle. (See explanation below.)
-Disclaimer: This is complicated if you don't know what you're doing. Instead of trying to save a little money, take it to a shop. If you don't know what any of these parts or tools are STOP and take it to a shop.
-Remove the Caliper Mounting Bolts and the Caliper.
-Support the Caliper with a stand or wire, DO NOT let it hang by the brake hose!
-Remove the Cotter Pin from the Tie Rod Castle Nut and remove the nut.
-Seperate the Tie Rod Ball Joint using a Ball Joint Remover and lift the Tie Rod out of the Knuckle.
-Seperate the Ball Joint and Lower Arm using a puller with the pawls applied to the lower arm.
-Remove the Cotter Pin and the Upper Ball Joint Nut.
-Seperate the Upper Ball Joint.
-Remove the Knuckle by pulling it off the Halfshaft.
-Remove the 4 bolts retaining the hub unit to the steering knuckle and remove the hub from the knuckle.
-Remove the other 4 bolts retaining the hub to the rotor and seperate the two pieces.
have you developed hemophilia and a mosquito bit you?I cut my ear just sitting in the back yard. Sitting still. Eating crackers. The damn thing is leaking all over the place. I don't get it either.
shitfuckshitshitfuckfuckcrapetc.
I am literally the worst. I accidentally spilled some water on my laptop and now it won't boot. Of course, I don't have a backup of all my stuff, and I still need to write a paper and I fucking failed a course again (though I can still take a resit) because that teacher hates me or something (he doesn't but I don't want to convince myself that I am that stupid) so if I fail the resit I'll probably be booted from the major and that is bad.
Oh, and I have a headache from taking the laptop apart because it took me way too much effort.
I repeat, I am literally the worst.
shitfuckshitshitfuckfuckcrapetc.
I am literally the worst. I accidentally spilled some water on my laptop and now it won't boot. Of course, I don't have a backup of all my stuff, and I still need to write a paper and I fucking failed a course again (though I can still take a resit) because that teacher hates me or something (he doesn't but I don't want to convince myself that I am that stupid) so if I fail the resit I'll probably be booted from the major and that is bad.
Oh, and I have a headache from taking the laptop apart because it took me way too much effort.
I repeat, I am literally the worst.
I'm sorry, Jellyman. *hugs*See the "this girl" thread...
Wait...that's not Spanish. I have my eye on you, lady...Un fort abraç, SJ.
Ah, right. You know who else knows Catalan?Catalan, my friend.