If Halforum ran a business what would it be

[filmfanatic]

Where would you categorize someone with an expansive knowledge of film and the motion picture industry, with aspirations to be a film director?

 

[Deschain]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUSINESS WE'D BE IN, BUT I KNOW WE WOULD SPECIALIZE IN ONE THING...

UNIONNNNNNNNNNNS!

 

[Fun Size]

Where would you categorize someone with an expansive knowledge of film and the motion picture industry, with aspirations to be a film director?

Waiter.

EDIT: Actually, that's unfair and not taking advantage of your knowledge.

Video store clerk.

 

[Jake]

Where would you categorize someone with an expansive knowledge of film and the motion picture industry, with aspirations to be a film director?

Call center agitator.

 

[Cajungal]

Where would you categorize someone with an expansive knowledge of film and the motion picture industry, with aspirations to be a film director?

You could make our commercials.

 

[HCGLNS]

I'll be the Vice President of Engineering and Procurement General, because everyone knows the job of of General is to God damn get things done. I'm also in charge of the Sheep Dip.

 

[Alucard]

Guys guys guys we aren't a fucking union
You get enough coverage benefits anyhoo

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

I want this place unionized so I can be the union rep and not do any actual work.

 

[HCGLNS]

I want this place unionized so I can be the union rep and not do any actual work.

Our VP of Human Resources would be more than happy to discuss your unionization recommendations. Would you please have a seat in Room D-1E and Ms Shego will see you shortly.

 

[WolfOfOdin]

I'm about to go into my last year of law school, specializing mainly in contract and corporate law (Fucking state hiring freeze)

I WILL BE YOUR SHARK

 

[filmfanatic]

Where would you categorize someone with an expansive knowledge of film and the motion picture industry, with aspirations to be a film director?

You could make our commercials.[/QUOTE]
Right ahead of you, boss.

Halforums, Inc.:
The Big Business with a Big Heart

 

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I would manufacture the six demon bags. Fire, wind, that kind of thing.

 

[Cajungal]

Where would you categorize someone with an expansive knowledge of film and the motion picture industry, with aspirations to be a film director?

You could make our commercials.[/QUOTE]
Right ahead of you, boss.

Halforums, Inc.:
The Big Business with a Big Heart[/QUOTE]

I'm giving you a raise! I'm a chef... I have that power.

 

[HCGLNS]

Cajungal, you forgot to put a cover sheet on your salary adjustment form for Employee Fanatic. Please remember to include a cover sheet, that ain't new baby!

 

[Cajungal]

 

[Chad Sexington]

God damn I had forgotten about those Terry Tate videos.

 

[Chazwozel]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUSINESS WE'D BE IN, BUT I KNOW WE WOULD SPECIALIZE IN ONE THING...

UNIONNNNNNNNNNNS!

.

 

[grub]

I would like to be in charge of reviewing TPS report protocol. Ensuring proper cover sheets are used and that MLA is used.

I would probably be the one that moved stock in the warehouse and filled orders on time.

 

[Shannow]

Oh, fuck this, guys!


We gotta stand tall against this shitty management and their banker fatcats! No unions!? What, they afraid of giving us a living wage!? treating us like humanss, and not animals too much for thier BOTTOM LINE!!??


WE GOTTA STRIKE!!

 

[filmfanatic]

Oh jeez, it's Newsies all over again. Get me when the musical number is over.

 

[blotsfan]

I'm good at...watching sports?
Yeah. I'll do that.

 

[MindDetective]

Where would you categorize someone with an expansive knowledge of film and the motion picture industry, with aspirations to be a film director?

You could make our commercials.[/QUOTE]
Right ahead of you, boss.

Halforums, Inc.:
The Big Business with a Big Heart[/QUOTE]

I'm giving you a raise! I'm a chef... I have that power.[/QUOTE]

That's a souffle, m'dear.

 

[bhamv3]

I nominate Chaz as the new office Line backer and Union crusher. Don't want any of that union crap on the factory floor.

Me? International sales focusing on Japan, China and Korea. (since I can speak passible Japanese & Chinese and I can sort of flirt with girls in Korean or insult their grandmothers, something like that. Funny story, when I started dating my wife I would always mispronounce her name and call her a gorrilla, I would also call breasts bears and to top it off I would ask for a watery vagina when I wanted a sprite... don't ask me what happend when I asked a. Thankfully my mandarin has improved considerably.)

In your defense, it's actually quite easy to mix up Sprite and watery vagina in Mandarin Chinese. I've done it a few times.

 

[Frank]

I'll fill the role of bored security guard working the lobby.

 

[Andromache]

strip club front for some criminal dealings, maybe?

 

[Null]

I'll be the Annoying Strip Club DJ who gives even more insulting nicknames to the strippers.

 

[IronBrig4]

I'm a historian specializing in 18th and 19th century naval warfare and piracy. What can I do?

 

[Chazwozel]

I nominate Chaz as the new office Line backer and Union crusher. Don't want any of that union crap on the factory floor.

Me? International sales focusing on Japan, China and Korea. (since I can speak passible Japanese & Chinese and I can sort of flirt with girls in Korean or insult their grandmothers, something like that. Funny story, when I started dating my wife I would always mispronounce her name and call her a gorrilla, I would also call breasts bears and to top it off I would ask for a watery vagina when I wanted a sprite... don't ask me what happend when I asked a. Thankfully my mandarin has improved considerably.)

I'm the Union BAWWWSSSS BIATCH!!!!!

 

[Shannow]

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I so want to print out that last one and take it to a real strike, with the COMPANY NAME HERE intact.

 

[Null]

I'm a historian specializing in 18th and 19th century naval warfare and piracy. What can I do?

Learn to ask "Do you want fries with that?"

 

[IronBrig4]

Or I could be the office pirate. A functioning business should have a resident pirate to drive the ninja and bandits away. You'll also be needin' me to plunder the Dago galleons! Who else can do yer pillagin' and plunderin'?

 

[SpecialKO]

I agree with the idea that Halforums would be a large multi-conglomerate of separate business divisions that do different things in different industries.

I also think we'd be a lot like Veridian Dynamics, and be completely @#$%in' crazy.

I'd be the Guy Who Cheats the Vending Machines. For my second hat, I'd be SVP of Media Research.

For my third hat, I would have Canada.

 

[Rob King]

I also think we'd be a lot like Veridian Dynamics, and be completely @#$%in' crazy.

For my third hat, I would have Canada.

P)

 

[Dave]

I have the perfect name for the business, too.

Vandelay Industries