Worst. Date. Ever. [NSFW]

[IronBrig4]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

And I thought some of my dates could be awkward. Seriously though, he's not too bright but I kinda feel sorry for him.

 

[Frank]

HA HA HA HA!

That is some pretty intense failure.

 

[Iaculus]

I love his conclusion on the moral of this story:

All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!!

Think we got another Darwin popping up in the near future.

 

[Silver Jelly]

P... pee bottles?

 

[Iaculus]

P... pee bottles?

Mandatory on first dates. Didn't you get the memo?

 

[Silver Jelly]

But... But he uses pee bottles all the time... H...what? I still don't get it.

 

[makare]

That is seriously funny. Poor guy.

Wtf is a pee bottle?

 

[Silver Jelly]

That is seriously funny. Poor guy.

Wtf is a pee bottle?

My guess? Empty bottles to fill in some mysterious way.

 

[Iaculus]

That is seriously funny. Poor guy.

Wtf is a pee bottle?

A bottle. That you pee in.

 

[makare]

I get the concept but why have them?

 

[IronBrig4]

Why? Why would anybody need pee bottles on a regular basis?

 

[Silver Jelly]

Why? Why would anybody need pee bottles on a regular basis?

You didn't get the moral of this story, did you?

 

[makare]

Why? Why would anybody need pee bottles on a regular basis?

You didn't get the moral of this story, did you?[/QUOTE]

Being female is WAAAAY easier?

 

[North_Ranger]

...

What. A. Dumbass.

 

[Enresshou]

Because they're too cool for diapers, obviously.

 

[Iaculus]

Why? Why would anybody need pee bottles on a regular basis?

It's a body-building forum. The minds of 'roid-junkies are not for we puny mortals to understand.

 

[Deschain]

It's....not that hard to pee and poop at the same time. If I have to poop, I sit down because even if I need to pee, I'll just do it at the same time.

 

[Frank]

I'm shocked that the most basic of human functions using the most common method we all share (the toilet) is actually something a grown man would have issues using. It's akin to not knowing how to fucking dress yourself or how to eat or drink. It's....madness.

 

[makare]

He should have just told her what he was doing like this.

 

[darkangel6988]

OMFG!!!!!!!!! hahahaha i think i will laugh till next week .......god push ur penis in the toilet and take a shit and pee at the same time .......Isn't this what most men do? His dick couldn't have been so big he couldn't fit in the toilet while shitting..........I swear that that my friends is the funniest shit I've ever read...........I'm going to share that shit with all my friends lol.

Good times hehehe !:laugh: if I was the chick i would have been rolling around on the floor.......And who cares if he was taking a shower bizarre yes but for her to feel that threatened dear lord ! I won't get over that one for a long time hehe.

 

[Silver Jelly]

Good times hehehe !:laugh: if I was the chick i would have been rolling around on the floor.......And who cares if he was taking a shower bizarre yes but for her to feel that threatened dear lord ! I won't get over that one for a long time hehe.

I bet the guy had been acting kinda weird. He probably kept mumbling, looking around nervously, about how he shouldnt have left his pee bottles home.

 

[Rob King]

I don't even know what to say ...

 

[Chad Sexington]

I'm shocked that the most basic of human functions using the most common method we all share (the toilet) is actually something a grown man would have issues using. It's akin to not knowing how to fucking dress yourself or how to eat or drink. It's....madness.

Madness?! THIS IS...

Oh, sorry. I guess that's kind of passé.

Anyways, double-you tee eff. I... Just wow.

 

[darkangel6988]

I had to read it to my mom and even she almost peed.......I'm still laughing my ass off at this poor dude.......I still think chick could have been more understanding.......i would have just laughed at him and made him clean it all up!

 

[Cajungal]

This can't be real.

 

[darkangel6988]

This can't be real.

I know right lol...........omg im gonna die just thinking about it all lol !

 

[Cajungal]

If it IS true, I feel so sorry for this guy. What a disgusting and humiliating situation.

 

[phil]

I get ASPECTS of this. I mean, I don't ENJOY using a public restroom, and I don't ENJOY stinking up someone else's bathroom (well...unless I don't like them) but this guy just made things WAY too complicated. I don't actually think this can be real. There's no way someone just can't manage having an erection, needing to pee and poop all at the same time.

And the last time I ever knew anyone with a pee bottle was in high school. Early high school at that.

 

[darkangel6988]

If it IS true, I feel so sorry for this guy. What a disgusting and humiliating situation.

I feel bad I guess a lil bit........BUT COME ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!! this shit doesn't ever happen lol it's impossible!

 

[Chazwozel]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

And I thought some of my dates could be awkward. Seriously though, he's not too bright but I kinda feel sorry for him.

A friend of mine showed me this a while back. Learning to piss sitting down with an erection is something every man learns at like at 4, even before we get boners. Piss bottle? Wtf?

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Why? Why would anybody need pee bottles on a regular basis?

You didn't get the moral of this story, did you?[/QUOTE]

Being female is WAAAAY easier?[/QUOTE]

Normal men don't use any sort of pee bottle. I've never even heard of this concept.

 

[Rob King]

It's stories like this that make me hug my straight female friends and thank them for not being lesbian.

 

[Cajungal]

Well, it's not easy resisting those wonderful vaginas. We appreciate your appreciation.

 

[MindDetective]

The guy actually types out "brah". :suspicious:

 

[Chazwozel]

whats wrong with saying brah, breh?

 

[MindDetective]

whats wrong with saying brah, breh?

Saying it? Okay, I guess. Typing it? Odd.