Worst. Date. Ever. [NSFW]

[Cajungal]

Grab a towel, sit on the toilet and put the towel over your junk. Yes, the towel will get wet & dirty, but the alternative is what \"happened\".

If you read through the responses this guy was probably lying and a troll poster. But a damned good one.

Not nearly as good as the guy on Fark who got his testicles caught in the slats of his chair.

AUGH.... every time I hear that story I get "phantom balls" and they start to hurt.

 

[sixpackshaker]

So you were a man in a past life, baby! Yeah!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

That explains her boobs. Only a guy would want to be that well endowed in their next life.

*ducks!* Kidding, Cee-Gee! KIDDING!

 

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The guy actually types out "brah". :suspicious:

I know--I almost couldn't get past that. The MS Paint drawings were....very expressive.

 

[Baerdog]

Sit down, pick up the trash can...

or the old stand by. Think of Bea Aurthur naked.

Wait, I thought he wanted to lose his erection?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Sit down, pick up the trash can...

or the old stand by. Think of Bea Aurthur naked.

Wait, I thought he wanted to lose his erection?[/QUOTE]

No, that would be think of Betty White naked.

 

[Baerdog]

Oooh, right right. Carry on.

 

[Iaculus]

Sit down, pick up the trash can...

or the old stand by. Think of Bea Aurthur naked.

Doesn't work if you're Deadpool.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Walter Brennan nekkid?

 

[Rob King]

Sit down, pick up the trash can...

or the old stand by. Think of Bea Aurthur naked.

Doesn't work if you're Deadpool.[/QUOTE]

I don't think Deadpool has a fear of public restrooms. Or the inability to piss and shit at the same time.