Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the feminine ideal.

[GasBandit]

At least according to Gasbandit.

She's got meat. She's got curves. She's got big'uns. She's got red hair. She's hot as hell.

Those who disagree with me... well, they also doubt Tom Nuttall's velocipede. And we know what people who doubt Tom Nuttall's velocipede do. By choice.

 

[darkangel6988]

At least according to Gasbandit.

She's got meat. She's got curves. She's got big'uns. She's got red hair. She's hot as hell.

Those who disagree with me... well, they also doubt Tom Nuttall's velocipede. And we know what people who doubt Tom Nuttall's velocipede do. By choice.

As a chick I think it's nice to see a woman on a magazine with actual curves......I'm just not a fan of her boobs being so big.....But I agree she's very Gorgeous. I prefer men but can admit a nice looking woman when I see one .

 

[North_Ranger]

Gorgeous, yes.

But... in all honesty, there's such a thing as too much boobage. Or at least clothes that are too tight in that area or push said eye-attractors too far up.

 

[bhamv3]

Yeah, slightly too much boobage for my tastes, but I do agree she's delectable.

 

[Gusto]

THIS

IS

A HOMEBOY

*thump thump*

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Ditto on the "too much boobage" front, but still. GodDAMN. Especially those eyes (I'm a sucker for eyes; you should see the girl I'm dating ). Boobs look a little unrealistically big, I gotta admit.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

She's beautiful.

 

[Calleja]

Oh man, I didn't realize saffron had so much boobage... did she get work done on them?

Still.. yeah.. good taste, Gas, that's one sexy lady. Not Scarlett, maybe, but up there.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

They like the truffles of the lady body community

 

[Calleja]

Oh man, then I so want to be the pig the sniffs THOSE up.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I'm pretty sure she hasn't gotten work done. And that she's gorgeous. It's pretty funny who she's married to.

 

[Deschain]

>>too much boobage.

you...are not men. I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.

 

[DarkAudit]

Siiiiiiigh... :wub:

 

[sixpackshaker]

Over all, I'd rate her highly as a complete package. Just in some candid shots of her, her face looks a little off. I can't quite put my finger on it...

 

[Rob King]

I would gladly go to the special hell.

 

[@Li3n]

Well her face isn't quite up to a 10 like the rest of her, but i doubt anyone would complain...

But she needs to stop squeezing her boobs like in some of those pictures... makes them look fake...

Now that that's out of the way... i'll be in my bunk.

 

[fade]

For once, GasBandit, I have no urge to argue with you.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I can't stop laughing at people criticizing Hendricks' looks. It is an elixir I would gladly drink from daily.

 

[sixpackshaker]

with the title "the ideal"... there is room for some criticism.

That being said, I would not kick her out of bed.








Unless she said she liked it better on the floor.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

If anyone could pull me out of that, they would be crowned king of England.

 

[Baerdog]

I can't stop laughing at people criticizing Hendricks' looks. It is an elixir I would gladly drink from daily.

That is a really, really strange metaphor.


But yes, she is incredibly attractive.

 

[@Li3n]

BOOBIES...

 

[ElJuski]

She's also in this show called Mad Men, its pretty great you should watch

oh fuck it just jerk off to her TIG OL BIDDIES

 

[fade]

I can't stop laughing at people criticizing Hendricks' looks. It is an elixir I would gladly drink from daily.

That is a really, really strange metaphor.


But yes, she is incredibly attractive.[/QUOTE]

"Are we talking literal here, because I don't take too many trips down south, you know."

 

[Shegokigo]

She's "alright".

 

[Cajungal]

She is a lovely lady. Nice face, nice skin, nice hair, nice breasts.

 

[General Specific]

I would gladly go to the special hell.

.

 

[Null]

WANT

 

[CynicismKills]

I've always had a thing for redheads, but this woman turns it into the kind of things they have meetings and sponsors for.

 

[Baerdog]

You mean like sporting events?

 

[Calleja]

No, he obviously meant TV Shows.

 

[HCGLNS]

Perhaps the hottest thing about Christina Hendricks is that she is secure enough to tell critics of her figure to sit on it.

and to borrow a line from Gasbandit

=yoink=

 

[Hailey Knight]

"Too much of the boobs; she is clearly not up to my standards."

 

[GasBandit]

"Too much of the boobs; she is clearly not up to my standards."

Heh, I have this one lying around from back in the day -

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[HowDroll]

I approve of this thread.