The not-so-serious but I want to rant thread.

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ous...So than, why have you already talked about your fertility problems and the fact that you don't menstruate? That's not the way I'd start off a one-night or short-term thing, is it?
It's actually mature to talk about protection and all that sort of stuff going on downstairs before you start humpin', imo.
 

Cajungal

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Yeah, if they were discussing birth control methods, I can see where it would come up. If she were saying something like "If we wanted kids that might be a problem..." that would be strange.
 

Cajungal

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Calleja, I'm sure a lot of other guys here think the same thing... but they don't talk about it. Now why don't you rant about something safer like what's west of Acapulco?
 
THE GIRL IN THE PIC DOESN'T LOOK TOO YOUNG TO BE ATTRACTIVE DAMMIT!!
This happens to me all the time. Not the looking attractive, nor the looking too young, but the frustration of discovering this hot girl you have just seen is, in fact, terribly young...
 
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Wasabi Poptart

I once had a friend give two girls a dollar each right after a movie. He said it was unfair that he paid for a ticket, but neither of them got anything for narrating the entire damned thing.

Also: you're 26, don't menstruate, and you haven't been to a doctor about this? Good God, woman!
Dude, I would not hang around her without waders on. When she finally goes, she's taking the furniture with her. It's gonna be like the elevators in
The Shining. Yikes.
You have given me the biggest laugh so far today. :rofl:
 
mine was doing that too, but only in IE. i even went and updated IE to the latest version. I then loaded up Firefox and there's no longer an issue.
Yeah, same here.

And Calleja, dude, she's obviously too young, just say something that can be safely agreed to like, "If I was that kid's age, I'd be doing the same thing", and let it go.
 
Now that I'm in a less wacky mood post-tattoo, I do have to say... I don't understand why just saying she's attractive is such a crucifixion-worthy thing, I'd obviously never do anything about it if she were indeed less than 18, that doesn't mean her physical traits aren't already developed precisely to cause a reaction in human males.

There's a reason the phrase "jail bait" exists. I would NOT do anything about it, but biological urges are there for evolutionary reasons.
 
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Andromache

Sometimes, you just have to walk away. Which is what I'm going to do now.
 

Cajungal

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Now that I'm in a less wacky mood post-tattoo, I do have to say... I don't understand why just saying she's attractive is such a crucifixion-worthy thing, I'd obviously never do anything about it if she were indeed less than 18, that doesn't mean her physical traits aren't already developed precisely to cause a reaction in human males.

There's a reason the phrase "jail bait" exists. I would NOT do anything about it, but biological urges are there for evolutionary reasons.
I never thought you were sick, sweet Calleja. We were all just messing with you. :hug: Now have a seat over there.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

Now that I'm in a less wacky mood post-tattoo, I do have to say... I don't understand why just saying she's attractive is such a crucifixion-worthy thing, I'd obviously never do anything about it if she were indeed less than 18, that doesn't mean her physical traits aren't already developed precisely to cause a reaction in human males.

There's a reason the phrase "jail bait" exists. I would NOT do anything about it, but biological urges are there for evolutionary reasons.
I never thought you were sick, sweet Calleja. We were all just messing with you. :hug: Now have a seat over there.[/QUOTE]

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Man, I have one academic question that I'd need to ask a councilor and I think I may have to make an appointment and go in to ask it. That's going to be annoying.
 
I need to find a way to approach this woman at work...


and tell her to take the damn dead bird out of her truck's grill.

the dessicated remains have been there for over a month now.
 

fade

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I knew this kid named Bucky in high school who hit a bird like that and managed to preserve it there because he was so proud of it. He was in the "cool" clique, too, which made everyone idolize his rotting bird carcass.
 
I once hit a flock of birds. I came over a hill while going through Colorado, and there were about 50 birds on the other side of the hill. I hit at least 10 or 15 of them. It was pretty terrible. When I finally found a town with a car wash, folks were looking at my car like it was Christine or something. Poor little birds.
 

GasBandit

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I once hit a flock of birds. I came over a hill while going through Colorado, and there were about 50 birds on the other side of the hill. I hit at least 10 or 15 of them. It was pretty terrible. When I finally found a town with a car wash, folks were looking at my car like it was Christine or something. Poor little birds.
And now, the BF1942 Players' guild attempts to recreate the Drawn Inward Bird Massacre -



(applause)
 
We had a change in the system at work. It changed how the users login to their systems. They are now verified with 2 programs instead of just 1 as it was previously. This has lead to tons of calls from people who can't access their systems and don't know why despite them having received 50 bajillion emails on it prior to the change, a mandatory "read, sign, & return to manager" sheet, and an error message on their screen telling them exactly what they need to do in order to have access again. They still call in to us and we have to check their systems and then tell them the same exact thing that they should have been aware of already a hundred times over.

I swear to <preferred deity>, just read a little. No one's asking you pea-brained morons to pick up a book, just read the simple instructions on the screen. It's not rocket surgery!
 
We had a change in the system at work. It changed how the users login to their systems. They are now verified with 2 programs instead of just 1 as it was previously. This has lead to tons of calls from people who can't access their systems and don't know why despite them having received 50 bajillion emails on it prior to the change, a mandatory "read, sign, & return to manager" sheet, and an error message on their screen telling them exactly what they need to do in order to have access again. They still call in to us and we have to check their systems and then tell them the same exact thing that they should have been aware of already a hundred times over.

I swear to <preferred deity>, just read a little. No one's asking you pea-brained morons to pick up a book, just read the simple instructions on the screen. It's not rocket surgery!
tl;dr called the help desk.
 
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WolfOfOdin

Some jackass decided to pile a ton of books into an oddly beautiful tower today at work. As I stood there trying to decipher how to take it apart and re-shelve them....the books fell on me. Knowledge hurts :(
 
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Andromache

We had a change in the system at work. It changed how the users login to their systems. They are now verified with 2 programs instead of just 1 as it was previously. This has lead to tons of calls from people who can't access their systems and don't know why despite them having received 50 bajillion emails on it prior to the change, a mandatory "read, sign, & return to manager" sheet, and an error message on their screen telling them exactly what they need to do in order to have access again. They still call in to us and we have to check their systems and then tell them the same exact thing that they should have been aware of already a hundred times over.

I swear to <preferred deity>, just read a little. No one's asking you pea-brained morons to pick up a book, just read the simple instructions on the screen. It's not rocket surgery!
tl;dr called the help desk.[/QUOTE]

oh Science! i just spilled coke everywhere laughing.
 
My work has been a half hour of [STRIKE]terror[/STRIKE]work, followed by 2 hours of boredom as I wait for my changes to take effect.

I could have gone home at 4, instead I have to sit here in my cube an extra hour staring out the 1ft bit of window I can see over the top of my cube. Stupid 70 degree weather. I WANT TO BE OUTSIDE!!!!
 
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Andromache

i hate having to let people on the property. upside, house passed inspection.
 
Man, I have one academic question that I'd need to ask a councilor and I think I may have to make an appointment and go in to ask it. That's going to be annoying.
Is it advisement time? I used to work in that exact office for 4 years. It's more annoying people just trying to walk in when there are hundreds of students trying to squeeze in at the last minute >:|
 
A friend posted to facebook about an article he read positing that Depression has a positive intellectual evolutionary purpose.

I asked some questions, and generally disagreed.

Then another person piped in, an old classmate from school (who was an idiot even then) claiming that he, and anybody else who actually tried to, could meditate depression away. Both my friend and I disagreed with each-other, but also with him. The argument goes back and forth, and at a later point, this old classmate starts getting pretty off-track. Apparently we're both just regurgitating things we've heard and read, and neither of us has ever had an original thought for ourselves. The fact that I'm overweight is the basis for some supposed self-esteem issues, that lead me to try and sound smart on Facebook statuses. At the end of it, he tells us that even our use of long words betrays the fact that we basically masturbate to our own grossly inflated intellectual egoes.

And also, fuck my mother.

I knew I should have posted a sign: "Do Not Feed The Anti-intellectuals."
 
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