The not-so-serious but I want to rant thread.

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Rob King

Rob King

Goddamn dryer slashed up my pillow. It's not a good pillow, but it's one vital to my nigttime comfort.

A needle and thread has ended the stuffing-loss, but I didn't' do a very good job.



Makes me feel a little bit more rugged, though, sleeping on a pillow that I patched up myself.
 
Gusto

Gusto

Heh, that reminds me of a running gag in one of my current DnD games, with my Dawrven Cleric.

In our very first encounter, we were ambushed in the night by goblins. We mopped the floor with them, of course, but my character's tent was torn to ribbons in the process. He decided after the battle to just wrap himself in the shreds and sleep the rest of the night.

I decided to play the character as a very stubborn man who refuses to give up his possessions to these attacks, to rather than get his tent replaced the next time we were in town, he got it repaired.

It has since been destroyed and re-repaired twice more.
 
Calleja

Calleja

Rob King said:
Goddamn dryer slashed up my pillow. It's not a good pillow, but it's one vital to my nigttime comfort.

A needle and thread has ended the stuffing-loss, but I didn't' do a very good job.



Makes me feel a little bit more rugged, though, sleeping on a pillow that I patched up myself.
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Dude, if anything, that makes your pillow 10x awesomer. It's like.. franken-pillow now. It has a story and everything behind it now. Keep it, your grandchildren should inherit it's mouldy, even more patched-up future version.
 
Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Rob King said:
Goddamn dryer slashed up my pillow. It's not a good pillow, but it's one vital to my nigttime comfort.

A needle and thread has ended the stuffing-loss, but I didn't' do a very good job.



Makes me feel a little bit more rugged, though, sleeping on a pillow that I patched up myself.
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I've got 99 problems but a stitch ain't one.
 
Null

Null

CG, I've only been further south than Virginia once, and that was 4 days in Grapevine, TX. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Oh, ok. ^_^ It hot here, but it's also nice. If you're ever in town, I'll take you on a swamp tour. Alligator and mosquitoes and such... excitement ahoy!
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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I don't know if there's a tour, but I can take you to the place where the easy Southern women congregate. You're a shoo-in with that lovely accent, Fernando. :D
 
Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Oh, let me rephrase that then.

I can poorly imitate a Russian accent. Can I get these easy southern women to take me home and fuck me so hard, I will be unable to walk straight for several days?
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Allen said:
Oh, let me rephrase that then.

I can poorly imitate a Russian accent. Can I get these easy southern women to take me home and fuck me so hard, I will be unable to walk straight for several days?
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Aaaaaaand there's a clinic just down the road that'll test you afterwards for FREE! :unibrow: Bow chicka wow wow
 
Calleja

Calleja

I like all meats, ma'am. Even the "not really meat but a conglomeration of lots of left-over stuff we package as meat" kind. Yum.
 
Null

Null

Oh, man, that reminds me of someone's tweet I read. She said, "Trying to get Subway to make 9-inch sub. More satisfying than six-inch sub, less uncomfortable than footlong."
 
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Andromache

you read tweets?
-34212 street cred

What, did you leave your face in a book?

lawn.gitoff.it
 
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