North_Ranger
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If I send you a deep-frozen haddock, can you engineer a method of launching it in her face at high velocity?
The not-so-serious but I want to rant thread.
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I'm surprised you Newfie's haven't yet. 
First thing tomorrow, I am ON THE CASE!
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This also goes well with my hypothesis that birds belong in pies. Chicken Pot Pie is the most amazing thing ever, and every Christmas my mother takes what's left of the turkey, dressing, gravy, etc. and makes it into a pie, and it's delicious. I will not stop until every bird in the world has been baked into a pie. And now, it would seem fish are no longer safe either.
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This also goes well with my hypothesis that birds belong in pies. Chicken Pot Pie is the most amazing thing ever, and every Christmas my mother takes what's left of the turkey, dressing, gravy, etc. and makes it into a pie, and it's delicious. I will not stop until every bird in the world has been baked into a pie. And now, it would seem fish are no longer safe either.
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Andromache
bird pie? 
fish pie? 
fish pie? My day isn't complete unless I've eaten an animal.
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Andromache
obligatory:
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Andromache
there is only one solution: Go post full nudity pics of yourself in the NSFW area as punishment.
Add food as props
Add food as props
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Andromache
by food I meant whip cream. get going
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Andromache
i hate hate hate that my OCD is tethered with my phobia of Alzheimer's. Baer's silly little post just sent me scrambling to reload EVE and triple check that I did what Dave requested, and even now I'm wondering if I'm absolutely sure I did the right thing. It touches on the fact that I am starting to forget things, to the point where if it isnt written down I might never remeber it, and the fact that somewhere there's someone waiting on a favor from me that I forgot. That shit brings me to tears and keeps me up at night, because it's just not rational. ugh.
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Andromache
and I know that. The problem isnt yours at all, my dear. Its in my head. its a remnant of the Crazy Days. It's totally my baggage.
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makare
My contracts prof, who I love and is awesome, calls on me all the goddamn time! There are 77 people in this class and he has called on me twice this week! It makes me nuts!
Fuck all my head is killing me this morning.
Necro needs to lay off the drink.
Necro needs to lay off the drink.
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Andromache
think of that as a vote of confidence. just imagine how low he regards the other 76 students
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Philosopher B.
Ugh. Slept through class this morning. Turned off my alarm and dropped back to sleep immediately. Last class was cancelled, too. On the plus side, that means I missed another potential lecture on how American students are lazy bums. Which, admittedly, is hard to rebuff since I just slept through the class.
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Andromache
i lolled very hard, and redoubled the pain of my headacheUgh. Slept through class this morning. Turned off my alarm and dropped back to sleep immediately. Last class was cancelled, too. On the plus side, that means I missed another potential lecture on how American students are lazy bums. Which, admittedly, is hard to rebuff since I just slept through the class.
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Chazwozel
Why would you sleep through a class you're paying for? That's like 300 bucks down the toilet.
Reseeeeeeentment.
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Philosopher B.
I didn't want to sleep through the damn class (much as it may annoy me). If it was a choice, I wouldn't have set my alarm in the first place. It was one of those instances where the alarm only got me half awake (I think I'd been dreaming beforehand) and the next thing I knew I was waking up later.
This actually leads to another mini-rant I've had lately, where it seems as though it's much easier to get up if I've had 5-7 hours of sleep, whereas if I get any more, I come out of it painfully groggy.
#1 - Mom's in the Dominican Republic. She left me her car for the week. I desired plain white paper, so I decided to drive to the nearest Staples. It snowed today. At a stoplight, I got rear-ended hard enough to smash into the car in front of me. Mom's bumper is a little mangled. It's not my fault, and I got contact information, but it still sucks a little.
#2 - I would invite every other vice into my life if they would just chase out laziness. I did so good this week by writing every day. Today, it sort of got precluded by one thing or another. I'd go at it now, but I'm heading over to the girl's house for some movies in a bit. Tomorrow I'll make up for it. I promise. No, really.
#2 - I would invite every other vice into my life if they would just chase out laziness. I did so good this week by writing every day. Today, it sort of got precluded by one thing or another. I'd go at it now, but I'm heading over to the girl's house for some movies in a bit. Tomorrow I'll make up for it. I promise. No, really.
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ah, quarterly taxes in two countries. Always fun.
*limps away*
*limps away*
I just got new HD digital TV installed. This is good. It comes with 2 weeks of free movie rents and access to all channels. This is good. I'm away for most of those two weeks. This is bad. I was going to enjoy the 6 different porn channels on there. Those are good. Due to Daylight Savings Time, it's already 8 am, and all of their programming has finished. This is bad.
The girl has a recital at the end of the week which I'm excited about. But her mother is coming down to visit for the weekend.
Guess who I get to meet! It shouldn't be a problem, but I have to admit I'm a little nervous.
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I've got the next week to work on my spin. So far, all I've got is:
I'm not a college dropout. I'm taking some time off to reconsider my options, and to pursue some independent study.
Guess who I get to meet! It shouldn't be a problem, but I have to admit I'm a little nervous.
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I've got the next week to work on my spin. So far, all I've got is:
I'm not a college dropout. I'm taking some time off to reconsider my options, and to pursue some independent study.
If a person (not I, for I would never make such a mistake, of course) were to accidentally read the word "recital" in that sentence as "rectal" instead, that line suddenly takes on a whole new creepy perspective. :shocked:
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