The not-so-serious but I want to rant thread.

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Rob King

Rob King

The blood bank people were at the mall today giving out information and offering free blood typing. I tried to give blood twice before, but my veins are too difficult to get, so four stabs in the elbow later and I still haven't given a drop. As a consequence, I never did find out my blood type.

Well now I know. O-. Damn, now I feel obligated to donate blood, even though it's always painful as hell when the nurses can't get me in the vein.
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Oh, he is. We've been calling him a pet slut since he was a puppy. He'll walk right up to you, stare you in the face and bark once, then roll onto his back and start wagging his tail.
 
LittleSin

LittleSin

North_Ranger;405828][QUOTE=LittleSin said:
I think some of my family members have a vendetta against my brain cells.
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I think family is supposed to be that way: sometimes causing long-term degradation of mental health. Especially parents, I believe.[/QUOTE]

It's like, yes, I know that something terrible happened. I know that facebook is an easy outlet to tell people off and offer condolences...BUT I can't take a damn thing you say seriously with such bad grammar and so many typos and the stupid capslock either on all the time or not being used at all, like there's no in between. It just makes you sound like a self riteous hick. Which is what you have become when you made such piss poor choices. A god damn hick who has never been to school in her life.

UUUUGH.
 
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Chazwozel

makare1 said:
I have had it with these motherfucking birds in my motherfucking booth!
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Get a broom. Knock the fuck out of the two birds when they come to attack you. Climb up and chuck their nest as far as you can. Problem solved.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Had my eyes checked today.

Rant #1: Gah, the stuff they put in my eyes so they could measure the pressure in my eyes (standard procedure when checking for glaucoma, which I have an elevated risk of getting due to being portly and having it in both my mother's and my father's side). My eyes were all numb and sticky, like I had Frosty Susan'd myself.

Rant #2: Wanted to buy some contact lenses to be used at the Medieval Market. I don't use contacts outside of that event, so I only needed about ten pairs. But apparently the store's changed its procedure: now you can't buy any less than a full month's package (that's thirty daily lenses) when in the past you could buy five or ten. I don't need that bloody many lenses.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Just found out a friend of mine might be clinically depressed. She's a pretty tough person, so I think she will be ok if she gets the proper help. It's still troubling. I wanted to hug her, but she doesn't like to be touched.

And that was partially selfish of me... I just don't get to hug people much when I'm at school, and I'm a very touchy person. I need my hug fix!
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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WOOHOO! :hug: Seriously, I've always been that way. My mom and dad were worried about me, because I was really friendly and would basically trust anyone as a kid. Once I let this hobo guy hug me. He was all dirty, but he was funny and a little crazy, and I enjoyed talking to him.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

I swear parents are programmed to make their children crazy. My mom called and asked how my classes were going. I told her my psych class was ending next week and I have a final project due. "When is that due?" Umm...next week. Ya know, when the class ends. Then she gets offended because apparently I'm talking to her like she's an idiot. :wtf:
 
Cog

Cog

It would cost me 350% more to import an xbox from usa. Don't even ask about local prices. I will never have a next-generation console. Any idea on how to cheat customs here?
 
Hylian

Hylian

Man last night was kinda weird. I was walking along and I felt a sharp pain in my finger and I looked down and right on the inside by the joint it looked swollen and it hurt than after a minute or so it started to feel better but right where it hurt there was a bruise. I looked online and found several threads about people having the same thing happen. But they all said that when they showed the doctor the doctor just said not to worry about it and that it was probably a blood vessel popping. But it was still a weird experience cause I was just walking along. I had not hit my hand on anything and it just happened out of the clear blue.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

I need 50 more words on reincarnation from the Hindu perspective. FIFTY FUCKING WORDS AND I'M DRAWING A BLANK!
 
Denbrought

Denbrought

Wasabi Poptart said:
I need 50 more words on reincarnation from the Hindu perspective. FIFTY FUCKING WORDS AND I'M DRAWING A BLANK!
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Scan through the essay and add "that" everywhere that it fits as an optional word. Try to better define your nouns by adding unnecessary adjectives and superlatives. Mention Apu from the Simpsons and how his next lives were going to be a snake and a used car salesman.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Wasabi Poptart said:
I swear parents are programmed to make their children crazy. My mom called and asked how my classes were going. I told her my psych class was ending next week and I have a final project due. "When is that due?" Umm...next week. Ya know, when the class ends. Then she gets offended because apparently I'm talking to her like she's an idiot. :wtf:
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My mom is like that (is yours blond too?) so I just phrase everything of a "duh" nature as a joke.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

Denbrought;408766][QUOTE=Wasabi Poptart said:
I need 50 more words on reincarnation from the Hindu perspective. FIFTY FUCKING WORDS AND I'M DRAWING A BLANK!
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Scan through the essay and add "that" everywhere that it fits as an optional word. Try to better define your nouns by adding unnecessary adjectives and superlatives. Mention Apu from the Simpsons and how his next lives were going to be a snake and a used car salesman.[/QUOTE]

I did start to think I should add more "and", "the", or "furthermore" as filler even if it doesn't belong.

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escushion;408768][QUOTE=Wasabi Poptart said:
I swear parents are programmed to make their children crazy. My mom called and asked how my classes were going. I told her my psych class was ending next week and I have a final project due. "When is that due?" Umm...next week. Ya know, when the class ends. Then she gets offended because apparently I'm talking to her like she's an idiot. :wtf:
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My mom is like that (is yours blond too?) so I just phrase everything of a "duh" nature as a joke.[/QUOTE]

She's not blond. She gets pissed at me when I have to explain something to her more than once because it is obviously my fault she doesn't understand it the first time.
 
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crono1224

So I work in womens shoes and basically my entire pay is commission. I get paid hourly, but if I don't sell enough to cover my commission with sales I go into deficit and it comes out of my next weeks commission check. Any who, I have always covered it and usually my return rate on sales are only between 10-20%, nothing huge which matters cause returns come out of your commission. This matters cause last week (maybe two weeks ago) I had a huge return rate like 40+%, and it took a huge cut out of my commission and put me into the hole.

The only reason all of this matters is cause it sadly just makes me hate sales even more (which I am only doing as a hold over job till I find something better or join the military). So my rant is basically ARGHLBLRLG I hate selling women shoes and I hate people who return shoes.
 
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