The not-so-serious but I want to rant thread.

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crono1224

More of how can these women be so messy, we have clearance racks, bout 10 of them sorted by shoe sizes. After about 2 hours the shoes are everywhere in the department. The women try them on and just leave them, don't put them back or anything. Sometimes they grab them look at them and just drop them cause they don't like the style.
 
Necronic

Necronic

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Ugh today sucked. Mostly. Houston had bad flooding today so it ended up taking 2 hours to get home instead of 30 minutes. I'm also getting pissed about stuff at work. I know for a fact that some of the people I work with don't work 8 hour days. Yesterday this dude showed up at 9:30, took a 2 hour lunch, and left at 4. Today I spent a couple hours finishing work that he was supposed to have done yesterday, and this douchebag has the balls to call me out on the smallest slip ups.

Honestly if it wasn't for the fact that he would loose his job I would turn his ass in for lying on ho's timesheet.
 
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Chazwozel

So today I was trying to smoke some salmon in my smoker. I'm following this retarded recipe from Food Network, and it turns out like crap.

Ugh. I had no idea you had to brine salmon for 24 hours prior to cooking it. Oh well, at least salvage work is nice and easy. A quick breading and fry that bitch up on the pan.
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Rob King

Rob King

Spent all week writing a short story for a local writing contest, and then submitted it 20 minutes after the deadline. Shit. I hope they either a) let it slide, or b) let me know that I'm disqualified on Monday, so I can at least do something else with it.

In similar news, my friend and his new wife are getting back from their honeymoon tomorrow. A group of friends were going to sneak into their apartment and gift-wrap everything (I mean everything) for their arrival, but he has a cousin living there right now, and there will be no time between the cousin leaving and his return.
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I cannot describe properly how much I hate when animal owners don't do something about a pet's behavior. My roommate's gf has a cat that eats his (my roommate's) cat's food, uses the carpet as a scratching post, jumps on counters and is a general nuisance, and she babies the shit out of him. When they're not home I make liberal use of the spray bottle to make up for her, but since it's not constant I don't think it sets in. Plus he's older and used to doing whatever the hell he wants.
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Drunk, schizophrenic suspect tried to bite me, then swallow a large piece of plastic to "kill himself," tonight. Desperately need a beer. It's after midnight, and Georgia has blue laws.

FML
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Officer_Charon said:
Drunk, schizophrenic suspect tried to bite me, then swallow a large piece of plastic to "kill himself," tonight. Desperately need a beer. It's after midnight, and Georgia has blue laws.

FML
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I KNOW GOD I HATE DRY COUNTIES. After yesterday and today I need a few myself, but now I can't get any until Monday.
 
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Matt²

Got into 2 (verbal, non-physical) fights on Monday with my friend that I helped move down to southern California. Thinking hard if I want to work at keeping a 33 year old friendship going or not. He's also lucky I forgot briefly how much stronger than he is I am. All over directions, Google Earth and turning the volume on the tv down. :\
 
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Biardo

my ear fucking hurts, I don't know why, sure hope it isn't the start of an infection
 
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makare

ok so today-

1. i was driving the golf cart and it ran out of gas, not my fault, so my coworker came and we had to push it back to the shop. It was pretty hilarious actually.

2. the flies at the booth were so bad that they bit my legs til they bled. poor legs.

3. the fly killer we have makes the flies horny so not only was i surrounded by flies i was basically in the center of a giant fly orgy.

4. My mom came to bring me lunch and said, and I quote, "you are really getting freckles. They are so cute!" arrrrrgh! :frusty:

5. I had to cut my sister's toenails

That is all.
 
General Specific

General Specific

I was out at the bookstore today because I was going stir-crazy here at home. I was walking around, looking at stuff when from the next row over I heard, "The Catcher in the Rye? That sounds stupid... I bet it's just gay." I had to walk to another part of the store to keep from going off on that idiot. :facepalm:
 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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Awe, but you could have met Chaz!

Two things. I really hate people that order huge orders in the drive-thru. Go inside when you want to order for your office, jackass.

Also, the opening credits from Get Carter literally reads: "Based on a novel entitled". FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU UUU
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

Dear Warner Brothers/Travellers Tales,
If you're going to release Lego Harry Potter as the first Lego game on the DS without co-op, could you maybe stop saying that it's going to have co-op. That way people like me won't order two copies to play with their now very disappointed kid.

Fuckers.

Your Friend,
Fun Size
 
Krisken

Krisken

Well shit. We were slated to pick up a kiln for my wife at a greatly reduced price ($2,000 for a brand new kiln that goes up to cone 10), but it looks like the house would need more than just a breaker and socket put in and would require rewiring, which would cost too much. So disappointing.
 
Rob King

Rob King

Dear people in my life,

Perhaps it's silly to get upset over, but I am so not cool with your uppity bullshit about Newfoundland being a hellhole.

The weather sucks? Yeah, but then you go to Toronto and stay indoors for a week because you remember that you don't like 30+ degree weather.

Memorial University sucks? No, it doesn't actually. It's the largest university in Atlantic Canada, and after a conversation with some students who have done research at other institutions, we've got some pretty snazzy equipment. Especially considering you're paying only $1500/term in tuition, you've got nothing to complain about. Oh, except that they should lower tuition, to which I respond "What, are you fucking stupid?!"

Newfoundlanders are imbeciles? I won't pretend that there are no stupid Newfoundlanders, but defy you to find a place completely devoid of morons. Pretending the problem is worse here than it is anywhere else is just silly.

Oh, and by all means, ignore our prolific arts/music scene, incredible history, natural beauty and all that.

To sum it all up: if you don't like it you can STFU and GTFO
 
Calleja

Calleja

Man, Newfoundland sucks, amirite?

---------- Post added at 09:42 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:39 PM ----------

Man, somoene just neg repped me for that.


Am I an actual troll now? :biggrin:
 
Calleja

Calleja

LMAO, I just got pos repped. I'm sorry if you didn't want it public, whoever repped is, but it's just too funny in the current context of the thread to pass up:

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Newfoundland sucks. It really really does. It's a barren wasteland of uselessness, with nothing more that offshore oil drilling rights.
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Rob King

Rob King

I didn't neg rep, but I oughtta!

I totally get people ragging on their hometown. I'm guilty of it too, a little bit.

But I'm just fed up with the people in my life who are always complaining about it all the time. And I've discovered that for some it's not just about here. One of my friends has been complaining about St. John's for the last year, and then she (thank her lucky stars) gets to spend her summer in Southern Ontario ... where she complains about exactly the stuff she 'wished' for just short weeks before. What a shit attitude.
 
Calleja

Calleja

Let them wallow in their own hate, bro. You realize you're letting THEIR negativity become negativity of your own?

Life's too short for that dude, you like your town, you enjoy it. Fuck everyone else.
 
Rob King

Rob King

Sometimes it gets a little overwhelming to hear from people, is the problem. 354 days in a year (okay, more like 345) I can just roll my eyes and sit silently, confident in the knowledge that I'm getting more out of life than they are. But those other days I just want to shake them, let them know how irritating it is to listen to, and insist that they're missing out because of their negativity.
 
David

David

Ug, I told her I think she's beautiful, and she replied with what I perceived as a very cold "...thank you" then decided to end the conversation and log out pretty quickly. I feel like a creep now.
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Eh... nothing really creepy, per se about that. It does suck that that's the way she reacted, but don't down yourself about anything you did there... at least, when taken in this context, it seems like you did okay with it.

Just roll with it, brah. Nothing to do but that...
 
Calleja

Calleja

I may have a date tomorrow and a giant zit the size of a small ASTEROID is brewing just on the tip of my fucking NOSE!


No, fuck YOU, Murphy!
 
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