Good evening, fair forumites
(or perhaps good morning?)
Before you read further,
One simple warning:
The following views
expressed are my own.
They're rather quite cheesy
And will make you groan.
"Is he drunk?" You may ask.
"He is possibly high?"
Well maybe I'm both!
Or neither, but this poem is nigh.
I'd just like to say
that I appreciate
What this forum has given
me up to this date.
Countless hours I've spent
Perusing it's wares.
Given me laughter
(and sometimes a scare)
So here I now am
At two in the morning
Listing off members
*insert relevant rhyme for morning*
First there's the Mex
Who bangs more chicks than I
But knows how it feels
To cum in one's eye.
Dave, Old and wrinkly,
His hooties a'flappin
Keeps us together
So deserves some clappin'.
The mysterious Shego,
A blood-soaked destroyer
Yet infringes Disney
(you'll hear from their lawyers).
The goddess-like Cajun,
With her ukulele,
Her musical styling
could make me swoon daily.
ThatNickGuy, who's always
Making his puns
Before Shannow face-palms
and ruins the fun.
LeQuack, that wacky
Fun-filled old duck.
Listing which officers
He'd like to fuck.
Reguarding the fuzz,
Here right on time,
Officer_Charon
Is stopping the crime.
Chazwozel the unionized
shark you can't miss.
He's a rather cool guy
(though I'm not on his list).
North Ranger, all pantsless,
Never causes tension.
His epic beard alone
Deserves honorable mention.
Impure Vyxen, Halforums'
Coder extraordinaire,
Without you everything
Would all blow in the air.
Chasing after a sheep
While rewatching Scrubs,
General Specific
Deserves some love.
When one needs a smile
And needs it real fast,
topics posted with Gusto!
Are always a blast.
Tinwhistler is a poster
Who never gets sloppy,
even while posting
his little pink floppy.
Espy, the baby,
Who Steinman called out
on his smoking addiction
with 864 packs, no doubt.
For those who I've missed
Sorry for your luck.
It's not that I hate you,
It's just that you suck.
(seriously though, yous guys are awesome, I'd keep writing if I wasn't falling asleep here. Feel free to add more verses.)
(also, half way through this I remembered somebody doing something similar around Christmas, couldn't find the thread, so apologies in advanced if I subconsciously stole somebody's ideas.)
(or perhaps good morning?)
Before you read further,
One simple warning:
The following views
expressed are my own.
They're rather quite cheesy
And will make you groan.
"Is he drunk?" You may ask.
"He is possibly high?"
Well maybe I'm both!
Or neither, but this poem is nigh.
I'd just like to say
that I appreciate
What this forum has given
me up to this date.
Countless hours I've spent
Perusing it's wares.
Given me laughter
(and sometimes a scare)
So here I now am
At two in the morning
Listing off members
*insert relevant rhyme for morning*
First there's the Mex
Who bangs more chicks than I
But knows how it feels
To cum in one's eye.
Dave, Old and wrinkly,
His hooties a'flappin
Keeps us together
So deserves some clappin'.
The mysterious Shego,
A blood-soaked destroyer
Yet infringes Disney
(you'll hear from their lawyers).
The goddess-like Cajun,
With her ukulele,
Her musical styling
could make me swoon daily.
ThatNickGuy, who's always
Making his puns
Before Shannow face-palms
and ruins the fun.
LeQuack, that wacky
Fun-filled old duck.
Listing which officers
He'd like to fuck.
Reguarding the fuzz,
Here right on time,
Officer_Charon
Is stopping the crime.
Chazwozel the unionized
shark you can't miss.
He's a rather cool guy
(though I'm not on his list).
North Ranger, all pantsless,
Never causes tension.
His epic beard alone
Deserves honorable mention.
Impure Vyxen, Halforums'
Coder extraordinaire,
Without you everything
Would all blow in the air.
Chasing after a sheep
While rewatching Scrubs,
General Specific
Deserves some love.
When one needs a smile
And needs it real fast,
topics posted with Gusto!
Are always a blast.
Tinwhistler is a poster
Who never gets sloppy,
even while posting
his little pink floppy.
Espy, the baby,
Who Steinman called out
on his smoking addiction
with 864 packs, no doubt.
For those who I've missed
Sorry for your luck.
It's not that I hate you,
It's just that you suck.
(seriously though, yous guys are awesome, I'd keep writing if I wasn't falling asleep here. Feel free to add more verses.)
(also, half way through this I remembered somebody doing something similar around Christmas, couldn't find the thread, so apologies in advanced if I subconsciously stole somebody's ideas.)
