Truth or Dare

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It already have a submission! I may [STRIKE]make up[/STRIKE] publish 'classic' articles from my glory days as Sex Columnist in Hibberts Gore, Maine. For some reason I'm feeling creative about this today.
 

Cajungal

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Ok let's see.....

Tell us a good revenge story. Or if you have none, talk about how you might get revenge on someone who wronged you.
 
This actually happened to me but I think it makes a good story. I kidnapped a pair of keys to a friend's lock, and ransomed them back to him. I sent notes through the mail, and when he didn't pay, I cut one of the keys in half and put in a box with tissue and red food colouring to get the whole 'severed finger' effect. Anyways after some doing, he provided a USB key with the ransom: a video of him performing a dramatic reading of the Better Nate than Lever joke.

Only it was a program he wrote to automatically have my screensaver start every half-second. And my computer requests a password each time the screen saver is put up.
 
Aw I had an easy dare for you, too. :p

You have to make out with Bruce Willis or Paul McCartney for ten minutes. Who do you choose?!
If it were like JUST the making out, I'd go for Bruce cause he's hotter... but if the making out included hanging out, then yeah, I'd stick my tongue in Macca's mouth.
 

Cajungal

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Hard to pin down my favorite, but this is ONE of my favorite. It's shrimp etouffee. I got to make it for my British friends, and so I've got a lot of good memories attached to it.

My recipes aren't very organized, btw...

First, make a light-medium roux in a dutch oven with equal parts flour and oil. You won't need much of it To stop the roux from browning any more, throw in some finely-minced bell pepper, celery, and onion (the ratio should be 1:1:2). Saute the vegetables while stirring often. Throw in some minced garlic and cook for another minute or so. Season the vegetables with salt, black/white/red pepper, a hint of thyme, and a bay leaf. Stir in some stock and bring up to a boil (some people like to use seafood stock. I usual use chicken just because it's what I can afford. It tastes fine that way, too.) Once it's gotten up to temp, bring it down to a high simmer and throw in some seasoned shrimp. Stir and let the shrimp cook through. Once they have, bring the temperature down and let the liquid thicken if it hasn't already. Garnish with parsley, taste and re-season as needed. Serve over rice.
 
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Bruce Willis IS a sexy bitch. I'd make out with him..... mmm I just went to my happy place.
 
Again, you don't just jump in saying "Truth me!" or "Dare me!" You ask truth or dare to whoever last asked someone.

I'm amazed at how difficult this is for people to understand. Several people understood on the OP, and some of those people explained it in better ways than Morphine. And yet, there are still some whose keyboards are matted with drool as their minds stagger to comprehend what has been typed, like someone with a debilitating brain injury, or who writes for Entertainment Weekly.

Good gods, people...
 
Besides, Dieb asked CG, didn't they? That would make then next. They just pre-empted the question of TorD
 
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