Hmmm, ok worst date would probably be one I had about a year ago. I had met this girl online and we were going out on our 2nd date. We met up and we're going to go have dinner, but we hadn't decided where exactly. She was a vegetarian so that already limited our choices, and for some reason everywhere we went seemed to be closed even though it didn't seem that late. Finally we find a place to eat and have an alright dinner and good enough conversation. At this point though we don't exactly know what to do because everything seems to be closed, and I live 30 miles south of where we met and she lived 15 or so miles north and didn't know me well enough to invite me over anyway (which I don't hold against her, you need to be careful when meeting people online). I mentioned that my friends live nearby and so she suggested that we rent a movie and go to their place and all watch it together. I was kind of reluctant to do so because I mean... I didn't want to invite myself and this chick I just met over to my friend's place. However I gave a call and they just kind of laughed and said that it was ok, even though it was pretty weird.
So we walk over to a nearby video rental place, which was awkward as well because where I walk pretty slow she walks pretty fast. I mean I walk like i'm from Texas and she walks like she's from NYC, if that helps give a visual comparison. It hadn't really been that noticeable before this because we had only walked from a couple of parking lots to the restaurant we were trying to get into, not walking a couple of blocks. Once we get there though, we have the whole "what do you want to watch" thing that all people have when they go to a video store. I'm generally pretty easy going, but I figured a good comedy would be a nice choice considering the circumstances. She heads strait to the back where they keep the sexploitation films (right next to the porn).
So she wants to watch a sexploitation film because she's really into that genre of film, and it's between
Last Orgy of the Third Reich and something alone the lines of
A slutty werewolf in london.
So I'm all like
And she's all like
So we get those two and head over to my friends' place. Luckily Anthony has control of the television and he's not the kind of guy who gives that up without bloodshed (and even then will just strait up change the channel on you anyway) and he's watching HBO or some movie channel and Return of the Night of the Living Dead comes on. We end up watching that instead of the sudo porn she rented and she decides to leave after the movie ends.
I did not call her back.