Truth or Dare
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Oof. I have a lot of regrets. Tons of them. I regret not really applying myself my freshman year at Lafayette. I regret not trying to make or keep certain friendships. I regret every time I've been a pompous ass (which is too many to count). I regret not taking good advice when it would have helped. But mostly, I regret not making the most of some of the great opportunities I've had and wound up just wasting them. My life could have turned out a lot different, probably for the better.
Easy.
Well the first thing I do is--
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct work-flow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Deborah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss)
No Promotion (like a boss)
5th of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the Sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
(for a serious answer I have to think about it... what on earth would I do?)
Far away =/
Maybe that's just my current mood talking though.
At 25 nothing would make me happier than getting paid to do what I like the most which is photography and (or) writing.
I'd love to live by myself again and keep studying.
Hmmm. Okay. Someone important to you offers your a significant boon - not enough to live off of, but enough to really change your life (put a down on a house, start a business, pay off debts, etc). They have one condition: that you cut off all contact with them, forever.
Do you take the boon?
Do you take the boon?
G
Gothomo
Let me know if I'm doing this wrong, but
Null, truth or dare?
Null, truth or dare?
G
Gothomo
Let's say that some rich socialite has taken an interest in you and wants to give you $1,000,000 a year for the rest of your life as long as you choose to accept it.
The catch is that for every year that you accept the payment you must depart with one of your limbs, your choice.
Now, the question is if you would do this and, if so, which limbs would you depart with in what order, and when would you stop?
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For all intents and purposes, this rich socialite is a cannibal who likes to obtain human flesh legally.
The catch is that for every year that you accept the payment you must depart with one of your limbs, your choice.
Now, the question is if you would do this and, if so, which limbs would you depart with in what order, and when would you stop?
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For all intents and purposes, this rich socialite is a cannibal who likes to obtain human flesh legally.
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makare
GOD DAMNIT, WHO READ MY SCREENPLAY?
Someone's been reading my "Things to do when I win the lottery" diary....
I gave you my diary to write a screenplay from and not release it to the public till the film was done. Way to fail.
G
Gothomo
Well said.
M
makare
Isn't there some movie where they had that question but it was just the tip of the pinky? My mom saw it and asked me (when i was like 12) if I would lose just the tip of my pink for a million dollars and I said no way. She was really mad about it. To this day I stay away from my mom when she has a knife >.>
Well, the fact is, I have some perspective on this. My uncle phil was rewarded $3,000,000 in a malpractice lawsuit when one of his cancers was misdiagnosed. The removal surgery cost him an eye, cheekbone, part of his palette, part of his upper jaw. Every day he has to cleanse the gap and sterilize the appliance before putting it in, just so he can be relatively normal. At a family reunion someone asked him if he was happy about the money he was awarded. He said, "I'd rather still have half my face than the money."
Truth, if I'm still up.
Cajungal
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Truth, if I'm still up.[/QUOTE]
Ok let's see... what is the strangest/most embarrassing thing you've ever done to be accepted/to make someone you care about happy.
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