If you could share a joint...

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... with any person or character, dead, living or fictional, who would you choose? You can make it a big joint and share it with up to three, but no more.
 
Never smoked weed.

But just because I'd have loved to meet Alexander the Great, I'll choose him and also a translator since my ancient Greek is rusty.
 
LEARN TO READ, BITCH!

*ahem*

I'd have to say, personally, Carl Sagan, Paul McCartney and Zaphod Beeblebrox.
 
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makare

Oh if we can change it to like just hang out with then I would want to hang out with Franky from Rocky Horror, Peter Venkman and Mary Chudleigh.
 
If by "share a joint", you mean "have a beer with", it would totally be Jack Kirby.
Oh if we can change it to like just hang out with then I would want to hang out with Franky from Rocky Horror, Peter Venkman and Mary Chudleigh.

...you people must have been great fun for your teachers.

Test Question: Who discovered America?
You guys' answer: Oh, well, if by "America" you mean "my little pony doll" I'd have to say my mom who found it hidden in my socks drawer.
 
...you people must have been great fun for your teachers.

Test Question: Who discovered America?
You guys' answer: Oh, well, if by "America" you mean "my little pony doll" I'd have to say my mom who found it hidden in my socks drawer.
It was the original prehistoric humans who crossed the Bering land bridge right?
 
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makare

...you people must have been great fun for your teachers.

Test Question: Who discovered America?
You guys' answer: Oh, well, if by "America" you mean "my little pony doll" I'd have to say my mom who found it hidden in my socks drawer.
Teacher's don't usually ask questions that alienate a large section of the class from being able to answer.
 
Pot doesn't do anything for me, so yeah, I wouldn't care about sharing a joint. Having a beer with Carl Sagan, however, and just listening to him talk about everything he's learned, would be awesome.
 
...you people must have been great fun for your teachers.

Test Question: Who discovered America?
You guys' answer: Oh, well, if by "America" you mean "my little pony doll" I'd have to say my mom who found it hidden in my socks drawer.
It was the original prehistoric humans who crossed the Bering land bridge right?[/QUOTE]

No, those selfish bastards never went back to tell anybody about it and just hid there.
 
Pot doesn't do anything for me, so yeah, I wouldn't care about sharing a joint. Having a beer with Carl Sagan, however, and just listening to him talk about everything he's learned, would be awesome.
Sagan was such a pothead that he'd probably take a joint out while the beers were being served, though. He was a nice guy, though, he's offer to share.
 

Cajungal

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Eddie Izzard, Mother Theresa, David Sedaris ...top of my head. If I think about these kinds of questions too long it's no fun.
 
What does the sharing of a joint involve, socially speaking? Because the kind of social interaction may be something that can affect the choosing.

But right now a great idea came to me. You asked about sharing a joint with 3 people, "dead, living or fictional"? I'd like to share a Joint with the historical Jesus Christ, the Jesus Christ from the Bible and the Jesus Christ from popular christian mithology. Then video tape the resulting fight.
 
Awesome!

(Although,socially, the sharing of a joint does not involve fighting, much less of Jesus Christsss)
 
Awesome!

(Although,socially, the sharing of a joint does not involve fighting, much less of Jesus Christsss)
Well, maybe just verbally. But whatever the results are, I want to see a conversation between a dirty middle eastern radical idealist, an androgynus all powerful mutant and a divine guru of love and peace wich all happen to be the same person.
 
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Chazwozel

Oh my God it's a hypothetical situation, guys. Get off the high horse and leave your stupid anti-drug messages at home.

I'd share a joint with Bob Marley cause the motherfucker probably knew how to get the most out of it.

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Oh if we can change it to like just hang out with then I would want to hang out with Franky from Rocky Horror, Peter Venkman and Mary Chudleigh.

"So, what do you guys wanna do?"

"I dunno, what do you want to do?"

"I dunno, what do you want to do?"

...

Peter Venkman would smoke a motherfucking joint.
 
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makare

Oh my God it's a hypothetical situation, guys. Get off the high horse and leave your stupid anti-drug messages at home.

I'd share a joint with Bob Marley cause the motherfucker probably knew how to get the most out of it.

---------- Post added at 07:16 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:14 AM ----------

Oh if we can change it to like just hang out with then I would want to hang out with Franky from Rocky Horror, Peter Venkman and Mary Chudleigh.

"So, what do you guys wanna do?"

"I dunno, what do you want to do?"

"I dunno, what do you want to do?"

...

Peter Venkman would smoke a motherfucking joint.
No one made an anti-drug message. And me and my choices would definitely spend the day playing laser tag and then go clubbing. Why would I get a bunch of people together if I didn't already have plans for what we would be doing?
 

Dave

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What does the sharing of a joint involve, socially speaking? Because the kind of social interaction may be something that can affect the choosing.

But right now a great idea came to me. You asked about sharing a joint with 3 people, "dead, living or fictional"? I'd like to share a Joint with the historical Jesus Christ, the Jesus Christ from the Bible and the Jesus Christ from popular christian mythology. Then video tape the resulting fight.
Strangely, I would choose Jesus, too.



Hey, you DID say the person could be fictitious.
 
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Element 117

i wouldn't smoke a joint. Eating magic brownies though:

Einstein
Hawking
Julius Caesar
 

ElJuski

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hahahahahaha, I knew as soon as I clicked this thread I would see what I would see.


Gonna go with (DUH) Kurt Vonnegut. Or like, Jesus or something.
 
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