Single Again.

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The best thing that could possibly happen to my sister would be Shego hooking up with her.

I am not being sarcastic. I also have no idea where she is or how old (19? 20?).
 

Dave

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Give me the scent, I'll find her. :slywink:
Shego -> Part woman, part bloodhound.

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Of course, you'll probably end up at the docks or a fish market....
 

Dave

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Zen never totally left. She lurks. Apparently hooking lesbians up with her sister is what makes her de-lurk.

*makes note to self*
 
I once dated a gal with breasts nearly as big as my head. Huge boobs really aren't all that. It's not the size of the boob that matters, but how steamy the panties get when i suckle them. ;)
 
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Element 117

kevlar wouldn't protect you from what I'd use, what on earth made you think it'd protect you from the one who makes me look like a harmless kitten?

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I once dated a gal with breasts nearly as big as my head. Huge boobs really aren't all that. It's not the size of the boob that matters, but how steamy the panties get when i suckle them. ;)
Suckling panties makes them steamy? I learn something new every day.
 
kevlar wouldn't protect you from what I'd use, what on earth made you think it'd protect you from the one who makes me look like a harmless kitten?

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I once dated a gal with breasts nearly as big as my head. Huge boobs really aren't all that. It's not the size of the boob that matters, but how steamy the panties get when i suckle them. ;)
Suckling panties makes them steamy? I learn something new every day.

I admit that my sentence structure was vague, and you're being purposefully obtuse here. That said, I would hope that if someone were wearing panties, and I suckled them, they'd end up steamy.
 
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Element 117

Neither is a working duplicate of a mobile rail gun, but when it comes to inflicting pain I feel my victims deserve that I space no expense

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I admit that my sentence structure was vague, and you're being purposefully obtuse here.
No. I'm laughing. Anything else would ruin it.
 

GasBandit

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When you start using a certain level of force, it doesn't cause pain any more. A lot of people waste time concocting overly-convoluted ways to maximize pain and such on their victims, but I (ever the pragmatist) believe it's a much more economical use that time to instead figure out how to best to eliminate the highest number of people per effort and time. For instance, the amount of money you put into your typical luggable railgun could put a whole lot of poison in a whole lot of reservoirs. The survivors will endure the most effective armor-penetrating agony available... the agony of having been the ones who didn't die when "it began."
 
Something that causes the maximum amount of exsanguination would be my vote. Bullets don't kill people - it's the trauma that's caused, and unless you take out the brain or heart directly, you're relying on them bleeding out enough to be incapacitated/killed.

Just sayin'
 
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Element 117

haha, the idea that I'm doing it to hurt them pales in the face of doing it because it's a hilariously cool and awesome way to abuse physics.
 
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callistarya

I once dated a gal with breasts nearly as big as my head. Huge boobs really aren't all that. It's not the size of the boob that matters, but how steamy the panties get when i suckle them. ;)
teeheehee you said suckle.
 
Yeah, and you're a fucking superstar, right, Gas? Got your own little tinpot dictatorship you carved out yourself with your brilliance? Hmm? What's that, you don't? Ah.
 
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callistarya

I hear you shego. Been there and done that. Sometimes it takes a shitty ending to start that great new beginning.
 
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Chibibar

You can't have my sister. I do actually like my brother in law so... nyah!
 
Rail guns, boobs, pain, suffering, dying. I couldn't have asked for a better thread.

On the subject of "boobs being big, not being all that", all I'm gonna say is she works out daily and does yoga. So she can almost pull off a Liefeld body proportion. I also get to see her again Thur-Sat! Om nom nom. Aside from her body, the thing that kept me interested is her attitude, the fact that we share alot in common as far as how we grew up, how we were raised, the things that happened to us over the course of our life, she was in the military for a while and has actually traveled so she's not "Wordly Dense"

Oh and for the record, the panties are steamy enough they evaporate. :slywink:
 
Big boobs need more than mere bigness to be good, no matter how much pain, dying, or railguns come with. Ain't limerence grand?

--Patrick
 
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