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Yep. The 7yr relationship finally ended.

What'd I do to celebrate? Been working out, lost 10lbs of vanity weight, seeing my abs again. Then visited my brother in San Antonio, got drunk, found this down right amazing girl and laid.

I'm feeling much better now. Wait, is it 6am? Awesome.

good luck to you. I recently ended a long term relationship, and after running through some trim I was hit with a delayed reaction to the event. I hope it works out better for you.

Delayed reaction? She flat out told me that the last 6 months that I was trying to "win her back" she felt absolutely nothing emotional for me. Was "trying to get the feelings back, but it was too late" kind of line.

Which means she let me do everything she wanted me to do for her, hand and foot, for nothing. Only reaction I'm having to this event is seething disgust.

Doesn't matter though, this new girl is amazingly gorgeous, smart, funny and shares a number of interests with me, genuinely likes me for me and I don't have to play any games to be close to her. She does Yoga everyday!

D'oh on the long relationship ending, yay on finding closure on a bad situation, yay on the new girl.

Also, in before people hitting on the newly single girl!

How YOU doing?!?

bhamv3 said:

Also, in before people hitting on the newly single girl!

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DAMN IT!!

(Sorry, hon. I know these things suck even if you play it off as okay.)

I can relate on the being used for the last section of a relationship, though not of such longevity.

But it sounds like a good thing you're done with it. You've said before, for the two of you, it was just sex and familiarity, and everything else just wasn't there. You can do better for yourself and it sounds like you already are.

At least your better off now and start focusing on yourself for a bit.

I understand the whole seething disgust thing. Just have fun and be free.

I hear draining the blood slowly from victims is quite soothing.

From what I recall from previous posts, it sounds like it was inevitable. Least the new girl is awesome.

So, in the end, she turned out to be the emotionally distant manipulating one? Did not see that twist coming.

Good luck with the new girl. Stay away from my sister.

Things could be worse... you could still be utterly unsatisfied and stuck in relationship where you have to not be yourself. In otherwords, good luck to you.

Ravenpoe said:

So, in the end, she turned out to be the emotionally distant manipulating one? Did not see that twist coming.

Good luck with the new girl. Stay away from my sister.

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Yeah, this.

Also, have fun.

I hope things work out for you, Shego. Sucks that things didn't' work out, especially after seven years, but I'm sure you'll find someone else.

Take your time to shop around, too

Frank said:

Also, have fun.

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Oh, I bet she will! :eyebrows:

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So, in the end, she turned out to be the emotionally distant manipulating one? Did not see that twist coming.

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Frank;376105][QUOTE=Ravenpoe said:

So, in the end, she turned out to be the emotionally distant manipulating one? Did not see that twist coming.

Good luck with the new girl. Stay away from my sister.

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Yeah, this.

Also, have fun.[/QUOTE]

You want Sheg's to stay away from his sister too?

Well, sounds like you're better off, but ending a long term relationship can't be easy. Good luck with the next one.

CrimsonSoul;376138][QUOTE=Frank;376105][QUOTE=Ravenpoe said:

So, in the end, she turned out to be the emotionally distant manipulating one? Did not see that twist coming.

Good luck with the new girl. Stay away from my sister.

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Yeah, this.

Also, have fun.[/QUOTE]

You want Sheg's to stay away from his sister too?[/QUOTE]
I, for one, would think that Shego hooking up with a forumite's sister to be hilarious, although that might just be because I don't have a sister.

Dieb;376175][QUOTE=CrimsonSoul;376138][QUOTE=Frank;376105][QUOTE=Ravenpoe said:

So, in the end, she turned out to be the emotionally distant manipulating one? Did not see that twist coming.

Good luck with the new girl. Stay away from my sister.

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Yeah, this.

Also, have fun.[/QUOTE]

You want Sheg's to stay away from his sister too?[/QUOTE]
I, for one, would think that Shego hooking up with a forumite's sister to be hilarious, although that might just be because I don't have a sister.[/QUOTE]


Well, my sister is also 15. So she'd at least have to wait until she went to college and went through that 'finding my sexuality' thing.

I do have some honest advice, though. No matter how much you like this new girl, don't get into a relationship with her. See her, have fun, whatever, but no relationships. It's almost a reflex when you come out of a long relationship to immediately look for another, and that almost always goes bad. Just enjoy being single for awhile.

Shego: I can't believe she did that to you after all these years That was a strange twist. I am happy that you did break off that relationship. I wish you well and I'm sure there is someone out there for you.

15yr old sister eh? I found my sexuality at 15/16, I don't see why she can't

My old relationship was never "real". In the beginning she kept trying to "fix me" and turn me into what she wanted in a partner and I stood my ground. Then she started talking about how things were falling apart, so I "changed" for her and when I did she claims "it's too late". Fuck it.

As for the new girl, it's an "interesting" situation. We click, I mean we really click (ex:she loves Tenacious D). There's a bit of differences here and there, but right off the bat, things feel more "real" with her than all my previous 7yrs combined.

Will this be a new long term relationship? *shrug* I dunno, she lives 2 1/2hrs away from my brother, she was just in town for the festivals and we managed to hook up because she was friends with my brother's sister. I am planning on visiting her sometime this week and we text on the phone daily. There are no "I love you's" going around though, so it's pretty casual right now. I just know that I like her enough not to "hit it and quit it".

Shegokigo said:

(ex:she loves Tenacious D)

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Why would you date someone who didn't? They put on a delicious show.

thinker;376202][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:

(ex:she loves Tenacious D)

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Why would you date someone who didn't? They put on a delicious show. [/QUOTE]

Because my ex wouldn't listen to anything if it wasn't Rihanna, Jay-Z, Beyonce etc. I have nothing against that really, but she really completely disliked anythingelse. She didn't like Johnny Cash, she didn't like Jack Black, she didn't like shit if it wasn't hiphop/r&b. Used to drive me fucknuts.

Shegokigo;376210][QUOTE=thinker;376202][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:

(ex:she loves Tenacious D)

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Why would you date someone who didn't? They put on a delicious show. [/QUOTE]

Because my ex wouldn't listen to anything if it wasn't Rihanna, Jay-Z, Beyonce etc. I have nothing against that really, but she really completely disliked anythingelse. She didn't like Johnny Cash, she didn't like Jack Black, she didn't like shit if it wasn't hiphop/r&b. Used to drive me fucknuts.[/QUOTE]

No D or Cash? Damn, you dropped that bitch just in time.

Seven years? Yeah. "Just in time"

Don't even get me started on her horrible taste in movies.

The day things were finally over, I went to go watch Kick Ass by myself. Damn fun night! Had me 3 Vodka Redbulls and laughed my ass off while screaming "FUCK YEAH" through the whole thing.

Every movie should be experienced through the filter of Vodka and Red Bull, at least once. *grins*

My life is currently filtered through Vodka Redbull. :slywink:

I really hate Red Bull but I really love vodka so I half approve of your choice.

Anyways what she did was shitty but you're free now. You seem to take that better than I would. I'm one of those people who focus too much on regrets and I'd see it all as wasted time I could've been cultivating something better. Anyways, congrats on being freed, and it sucks she did what she did.

Oh you want regrets?

I decided to hold off on my education, to put her through school. I worked full time so she could go to school full time (with a side part time job). I took care of everything with moving, bills, house needs, etc. So she could be as stress free as possible to focus on her schooling.

She graduates next May. Me? I'm fucked.

Dieb;376175][QUOTE=CrimsonSoul;376138][QUOTE=Frank;376105][QUOTE=Ravenpoe said:

So, in the end, she turned out to be the emotionally distant manipulating one? Did not see that twist coming.

Good luck with the new girl. Stay away from my sister.

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Yeah, this.

Also, have fun.[/QUOTE]

You want Sheg's to stay away from his sister too?[/QUOTE]
I, for one, would think that Shego hooking up with a forumite's sister to be hilarious, although that might just be because I don't have a sister.[/QUOTE]

She can date my sister.



And by sister, I mean my brother who dresses in women's clothing every chance he gets.

Well. If that isn't especially shitty. Yeah that's the stuff I'd end up focusing on. You can't get back time. Fuck. Here, have some of my vodka. I also have some tequila I bought duty free from Mexico.

No worries, I got enough Vodka Redbull to last me the night, and some of tomorrow!

Damn, Sheki. You really didn't hold back on her at all. Sorry it wasn't worth it in the end. I hope you eventually find a long term relationship with a girl who appreciates you for you, not what you can do for her.

I didn't hold back on her? :bush:

Yeah - you gave her everything you could.

Dieb said:

I, for one, would think that Shego hooking up with a forumite's sister to be hilarious, although that might just be because I don't have a sister.

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I'd give her my sister if she wasn't underage.

Cat;376286][QUOTE=Dieb said:

I, for one, would think that Shego hooking up with a forumite's sister to be hilarious, although that might just be because I don't have a sister.

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I'd give her my sister if she wasn't underage.[/QUOTE]

Shegokigo said:

15yr old sister eh? I found my sexuality at 15/16, I don't see why she can't

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Maybe in a year or two then.

My sisters are 37 and 28. Go for it.

I dub thee "Shegoiaculus"

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Null said:

My sisters are 37 and 28. Go for it.

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I might be interested.

Good luck with that.

Sorry things went sour. Glad they're looking up.

--Patrick

Kitty Sinatra said:

I dub thee "Shegoiaculus"

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I prefer, Shegicula!

She can have my sisters if it means she'll get rid of their current boyfriends.

What? I'm an older brother, I'm supposed to hate my sisters' boyfriends.

Sucks for the relationship, good for you, and all that jazz.

You can have my sister, if it means her moving to the US and disappearing mysteriously. :-P

My sister is 47 and rides Harleys to South Dakota. If you could "turn" her it would be fricking hilarious!

And it's never too late to start school. I didn't start until I was in my late 30's.

So many sisters, so little time!

As for school, you better believe I'm already looking into it once I get all my things moved up here (she's still living in our house till her semester is out and I'm staying with my brother 4hrs away). I'm considering a few temporary courses to get me started.

Cooking with Napalm 101.

You can make a nice fire with C4.... not even joking...

Just don't step on it . I cooked spam like that in Afghanistan.

I've heard of SAM radar operators cooking hot dogs near their transmitters. 30 seconds, they said, and it was a done deal. Don't know how true that is, but sounds very plausible.

The Mythbusters proved that you can make C4 explode with a microwave and some metal bits, so don't try cooking c4 hot dogs with a microwave, m'kay?

I've never heard that one, but then again I don't hang around SAM radar operators.

Good luck Shego! Hope you move on to better things. Hope you get your education finished, too (more important, IMO).

Considerable amounts of microwave radiation is released by military or aviation grade radar, that's why they can cook hot dogs on it. Think about it, your average kitchen microwaves is about 1000 watts using house current. Then compare that to the amount of juice behind a military radar array...

As for the C4? Very simple: the metal bits in a microwave cause electric arcing, and electric current is the primary method of detonating C4.

Still thinking about culinary school, right? I hope you do it! I'd say I'm sorry about the ended relationship, but it sounds like you're doing just fine and that it was all for the best. So good luck in all your new endeavors. Also congrats on seeing your abs.

Microwaves were invented because a chocolate bar melted in a guy's pocket standing in front of a radar/satelite array.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_oven

The heating effect of microwaves was discovered accidentally in 1945. Percy Spencer, an American self-taught engineer from Howland, Maine, was building magnetrons for radar sets with the American company Raytheon. He was working on an active radar set when he noticed that a peanut chocolate bar he had in his pocket started to melt. The radar had melted his chocolate bar with microwaves. The first food to be deliberately cooked with Spencer's microwave was popcorn, and the second was an egg, which exploded in the face of one of the experimenters. To verify his finding, Spencer created a high density electromagnetic field by feeding microwave power into a metal box from which it had no way to escape. When food was placed in the box with the microwave energy, the temperature of the food rose rapidly.

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I am very much liking the way this thread is headed. :biggrin:-

Cajungal said:

Still thinking about culinary school, right? I hope you do it! I'd say I'm sorry about the ended relationship, but it sounds like you're doing just fine and that it was all for the best. So good luck in all your new endeavors. Also congrats on seeing your abs.

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Culinary is still very much in the forefront of my thoughts, but I may pick up a different temporary education in the meantime (An ITT school near my brother's place has 8 months courses with some very nice job results)

Good stuff!

I, for one, welcome our lesbian sister-stealing overlord.

notice how he didn't add "new"... how long has she already been our overlord then? aranoid:

You know, while we don't talk any more, my sister is a lesbian and my only competition for inheritance. Interesting...

Fun Size said:

You know, while we don't talk any more, my sister is a lesbian and my only competition for inheritance. Interesting...

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oh dear gods, you're dead. She'll hire someone to disappear you,

Fun Size said:

You know, while we don't talk any more, my sister is a lesbian and my only competition for inheritance. Interesting...

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Hi!

I'm really hating the ads appearing for this thread.

escushion said:

I'm really hating the ads appearing for this thread.

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The ones I'm seeing are like "Broken up? How to get back your ex" or "Singles, meet that new special someone", with images looking like they're lifted from some shitty Fox reality show.

Ouch. Sorry to hear.

I got a sister as well but I'll spare you the hardships ahead of time by stating it's due time you switch teams Shegs.

escushion said:

The ones I'm seeing are like "Broken up? How to get back your ex" or "Singles, meet that new special someone", with images looking like they're lifted from some shitty Fox reality show.

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I'm getting

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Which is tempting, admittedly.

I currently see 'how to get a woman back no matter how hard she dumped you - GetWomanBack.com'.

Wow, they're really aiming at the hopeless and desperate, aren't they? Eesh.

I'm not going to miss Jay.

Get woman back?

No. :humph: New girl has 36D natural :wub:

I'd give you a high five for that, but I don't want to pull back a stump.

Stump would be if you tried touching them.

High five for scoring with them? Sure. :slywink:

Alright then.

Yeah!

The best thing that could possibly happen to my sister would be Shego hooking up with her.

I am not being sarcastic. I also have no idea where she is or how old (19? 20?).

Give me the scent, I'll find her. :slywink:

Shegokigo said:

Give me the scent, I'll find her. :slywink:

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Shego -> Part woman, part bloodhound.

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Of course, you'll probably end up at the docks or a fish market....

Wait! When did ZM come back! Also, grats on hooking up with the chick with the nice rack!

Zen never totally left. She lurks. Apparently hooking lesbians up with her sister is what makes her de-lurk.

*makes note to self*

Shegokigo said:

New girl has 36D natural

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Matters that much to ya?

(remembers avatar boobquest)

Oh. Right. Carry on.

--Patrick

Shegokigo said:

Get woman back?

No. :humph: New girl has 36D natural :wub:

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Am I really the only one brave enough to ask?

Fine.

*suits up in kevlar vest and athletic cup*

Pics?

Ravenpoe;377165][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:

Get woman back?

No. :humph: New girl has 36D natural :wub:

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Am I really the only one brave enough to ask?

Fine.

*suits up in kevlar vest and athletic cup*

Pics?[/QUOTE]

Brave enough? No.

Brave and interested enough? Probably.

Xiaofang Nuren;377171][QUOTE=Ravenpoe;377165][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:

Get woman back?

No. :humph: New girl has 36D natural :wub:

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Am I really the only one brave enough to ask?

Fine.

*suits up in kevlar vest and athletic cup*

Pics?[/QUOTE]

Brave enough? No.

Brave and interested enough? Probably.[/QUOTE]

Maybe I'm just a masochist.

I once dated a gal with breasts nearly as big as my head. Huge boobs really aren't all that. It's not the size of the boob that matters, but how steamy the panties get when i suckle them.

kevlar wouldn't protect you from what I'd use, what on earth made you think it'd protect you from the one who makes me look like a harmless kitten?

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Tinwhistler said:

I once dated a gal with breasts nearly as big as my head. Huge boobs really aren't all that. It's not the size of the boob that matters, but how steamy the panties get when i suckle them.

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Suckling panties makes them steamy? I learn something new every day.

Those are some interesting choices of words.

Xiaofang Nuren said:

kevlar wouldn't protect you from what I'd use

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Hey, lady. Vectran ain't cheap.

--Patrick

Xiaofang Nuren said:

kevlar wouldn't protect you from what I'd use, what on earth made you think it'd protect you from the one who makes me look like a harmless kitten?

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Tinwhistler said:

I once dated a gal with breasts nearly as big as my head. Huge boobs really aren't all that. It's not the size of the boob that matters, but how steamy the panties get when i suckle them.

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Suckling panties makes them steamy? I learn something new every day.

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I admit that my sentence structure was vague, and you're being purposefully obtuse here. That said, I would hope that if someone were wearing panties, and I suckled them, they'd end up steamy.

Neither is a working duplicate of a mobile rail gun, but when it comes to inflicting pain I feel my victims deserve that I space no expense

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Tinwhistler said:

I admit that my sentence structure was vague, and you're being purposefully obtuse here.

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No. I'm laughing. Anything else would ruin it.

When you start using a certain level of force, it doesn't cause pain any more. A lot of people waste time concocting overly-convoluted ways to maximize pain and such on their victims, but I (ever the pragmatist) believe it's a much more economical use that time to instead figure out how to best to eliminate the highest number of people per effort and time. For instance, the amount of money you put into your typical luggable railgun could put a whole lot of poison in a whole lot of reservoirs. The survivors will endure the most effective armor-penetrating agony available... the agony of having been the ones who didn't die when "it began."

Something that causes the maximum amount of exsanguination would be my vote. Bullets don't kill people - it's the trauma that's caused, and unless you take out the brain or heart directly, you're relying on them bleeding out enough to be incapacitated/killed.

Just sayin'

haha, the idea that I'm doing it to hurt them pales in the face of doing it because it's a hilariously cool and awesome way to abuse physics.

And it's exactly that kind of thinking that keeps you in the bush leagues.

OMG, all this machismo posturing..so tedious.

Tinwhistler said:

I once dated a gal with breasts nearly as big as my head. Huge boobs really aren't all that. It's not the size of the boob that matters, but how steamy the panties get when i suckle them.

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teeheehee you said suckle.

Yeah, and you're a fucking superstar, right, Gas? Got your own little tinpot dictatorship you carved out yourself with your brilliance? Hmm? What's that, you don't? Ah.

Tinwhistler said:

OMG, all this machismo posturing..so tedious.

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rail guns are pretty, and they they make shit burn is even prettier, but sting's up there

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I hear you shego. Been there and done that. Sometimes it takes a shitty ending to start that great new beginning.

You can't have my sister. I do actually like my brother in law so... nyah!

I wouldn't pimp my sister out to other guys, therefore, I won't pimp my sister out to other women.

Rail guns, boobs, pain, suffering, dying. I couldn't have asked for a better thread.

On the subject of "boobs being big, not being all that", all I'm gonna say is she works out daily and does yoga. So she can almost pull off a Liefeld body proportion. I also get to see her again Thur-Sat! Om nom nom. Aside from her body, the thing that kept me interested is her attitude, the fact that we share alot in common as far as how we grew up, how we were raised, the things that happened to us over the course of our life, she was in the military for a while and has actually traveled so she's not "Wordly Dense"

Oh and for the record, the panties are steamy enough they evaporate. :slywink:

Big boobs need more than mere bigness to be good, no matter how much pain, dying, or railguns come with. Ain't limerence grand?

--Patrick

How about, they don't sag, they have fantastic consistancy, and they're nom-a-rific?

You gotta understand, my ex was a 34C. The only girls we ever had that were "this" big were usually a little on the heavier side (still curvy, not fat) so this is an experience for me, let me tell ya.

Ah, the science of mammaries. Gotta love it Personally I belong to the "handful and sensitive" school of thought. Admittedly, my hands are quite sizeable.

Also, don't know if you go for older chicks. My sister turns 41 this year.

And if you even think of touching my sixteen-year-old niece... well, let's just say I'm fairly protective of her.

The interesting thing was, I really wasn't a "boob" girl either. I mean, sure they were nice, but small and firm were fun too. It's just I've never witnessed any like these before. Outside of implants.

Also, I wouldn't do that to you Ranger, if I were interested in your 16yr old, I'd make sure you'd be dead and buried so you wouldn't have to witness what happens.

Age doesn't have much to do with it, depending on the looks/interest and how much I want out of the relationship.

Shegokigo said:

The interesting thing was, I really wasn't a "boob" girl either. I mean, sure they were nice, but small and firm were fun too. It's just I've never witnessed any like these before. Outside of implants.

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Mine was the other way around. I had the usual teenage boob fixation, nowadays I think more in terms of sensitivity than size. Call me weird but there's something incredibly arousing in making your partner moan and whimper without touching the honey pot.

Shegokigo said:

Also, I wouldn't do that to you Ranger, if I were interested in your 16yr old, I'd make sure you'd be dead and buried so you wouldn't have to witness what happens.

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You are welcome to try, my worthy adversary. But remember: no quarter will be given.

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On the subject of "boobs being big, not being all that", all I'm gonna say is she works out daily and does yoga.

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Oh, I was only speaking for myself, to be sure. Who am I to deny the power of epic boobs on most people?

God, I love that poster...

Officer_Charon said:

God, I love that poster...

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Really? I've never found those particular boobs very attractive... they look more like a comic book artist's rendition of boobs than real boobs.

Nothing beats cleavage-clamping. Do not bother to attempt with anything less than a C cup.

So, breasts, huh? I hear they're all the rage on this side of the forum.

The Mex;377451][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

God, I love that poster...

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Really? I've never found those particular boobs very attractive... they look more like a comic book artist's rendition of boobs than real boobs.[/QUOTE]

Yet they're fantastic to behold in person! Even better to nom!

Cajungal said:

So, breasts, huh? I hear they're all the rage on this side of the forum.

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I normally don't speak so explicatly but I'm just giddy. Would it be better if I mentioned that now that I'm single, there's not much preventing me from using the address I found on you to live out some previous forum fantasies? :sneaky:

:laugh: The talk doesn't bother me, I was just being a smartass. Hell, if it DID bother me, I'd just stay out of the thread, not bitch in here about it. Enjoy your giddiness, and stay away from my apartment! I have an alarm now!

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I have an alarm now!

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Oh I'm well aware.....

NO! WAIT! DON'T CUT THE YELLOW WI-

Shegokigo said:

So she can almost pull off a Liefeld body proportion.

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This would have been better earlier in the thread.

figmentPez said:

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The picture on the right, with less spinal damage and a more realistic waist.

Sounds like you hit a jackpot, then. Good for you. Hope it works out.

Most likely not. Like I said, she lives really far away. Her family is massively over protective too.

This was not intended as a long term thing. It really was nice as a starter meal before heading back out into the world though. :slywink:

That's understandable then. Long-distance is bad for relationships as far as I can tell anyway.

Good deal getting this one though.

Enjoy what/while you can. Dwell later. Take pictures, they tend to last longer. 20 years from now, you'll pull out one of those 4-shot series from a photo booth and smile.

--Patrick

*lingering hug* for you, Shego

North_Ranger;377417][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:

Also, I wouldn't do that to you Ranger, if I were interested in your 16yr old, I'd make sure you'd be dead and buried so you wouldn't have to witness what happens.

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You are welcome to try, my worthy adversary. But remember: no quarter will be given.[/QUOTE]

Ranger ... I really hope you're not intending to use me as a body double. I know, I know: no quarter given, all out war, acceptable losses, collateral damage, etc. but I really don't want Shego to hurt me.

Tinwhistler;377418][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:

On the subject of "boobs being big, not being all that", all I'm gonna say is she works out daily and does yoga.

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Oh, I was only speaking for myself, to be sure. Who am I to deny the power of epic boobs on most people?
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In response, made way back on Halfpixel in the old motivational thread:


I'm happy for you though, Shego. Good luck and have fun!

WTF IS THIS SHIT

DO NOT WANT


either set

eugh

Heh, I found it amusing the first night we fell asleep together, she had to keep "adjusting" herself due to their size and trying to cuddle with me. :laugh:

Aww, hehe, that's actually cute.

The Mex said:

DO NOT WANT


either set

eugh

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We won't let the breasts get you, Caligula. But there's a sizable cock waiting for you.

escushion;377973][QUOTE=The Mex said:

DO NOT WANT


either set

eugh

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We won't let the breasts get you, Caligula. But there's a sizable cock waiting for you.[/QUOTE]

Don't you dare put Caligula and Calle together in the same sentence other than "They are nothing alike". :frusty:

And it's over as quickly as it began.

Time to go on the prowl again!

Amorous Eyes said:

Epic and Legendary sized boobs tend to only look good INside of a bra, outside gravity takes over and it loses a lot of appeal. This applies mostly to 25+ year olds and 96% of the case studies I've performed. There are exceptions but they are rare.

Also, the secret of boobs: (nsfw due to booblets)

Spoiler

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AME, I have to disagree. Whether a bra is involved or not, boobs are still fantastic!

(Unless they're really saggy. eck!)

Well it's not "over" but she wants to start talking long term, and says she "moved too fast" with me. So she wants to start "fresh". Ugh.

How that's gonna work with her almost 3hrs away, I have no idea. hwell:

Oh and her boobs are practically the "epic" version, without the sag.

Even without the 3 hours, that tangle of words isn't positive :/.

escushion said:

Even without the 3 hours, that tangle of words isn't positive :/.

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I was thinking that myself. Sounds like she doesn't know what she wants. Or she's trying to justify something.

Well, she's really interested in me (my brother's GF introduced us, and after our dates all she did was tell my brother's GF how amazing a person I was and she was happy we were introduced. She's also been texting and calling me every morning and night since she left) and regrets that we took things too fast because. She wants to get to know me better before getting physical again.

Problem is, not only does she live so far away, her parents are SUPER overprotective and doesn't bode well for visits.

I think I'm gonna keep my options open around here, talk to the girlie over the phone/texts and go about my business. *shrug*

Sounds like a damn fine plan to me!

Then again, I am on crack cocaine - (lies), I'm so giddy I've been agreeable to just about everything today.

 

Dave said:

Zen never totally left. She lurks. Apparently hooking lesbians up with her sister is what makes her de-lurk.

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Actually I just post if I happen to come here for reference material. Unfortunately I don't even qualify as a lurker anymore. Shego dumping her ex was post-worthy.

ZenMonkey said:

Shego dumping her ex was post-worthy.

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:slywink:

*looks at the lightswitch in Crone's post*

*throws a lightswitch rave*

Shegokigo;378665][QUOTE=ZenMonkey said:

Shego dumping her ex was post-worthy.

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:slywink:

*looks at the lightswitch in Crone's post*

*throws a lightswitch rave*[/QUOTE]

quit that Da Cheat!

*waves to Zen* hiya! miss ya!

"What a switch!" /M. Night Shamalayan

Ask yourself if you're just feeling the rebound from your rebound. If you're sure it's totally justified, let her know. Sounds like she likes you, so it would be a shame to hurt her just because someone else hurt you. Maybe you won't be an item, but you might make good drinkin' buddies or something. Guys do it all the time (though with more drinking and less of the nibbling and running thigh sweats).

Satisfying one's carnal needs is all fun and games until someone's brain gets in the way.

--Patrick

Well since she wants to take it slow AND she knows I currently am out of a long term relationship, I think she knows the "deal".

Like I said, I'm willing to give her the opportunity, but I'm not staying exclusive till I see some more "push" from her camp.

Speaking of which, I got a new pic from her in a dress she bought today. She says it's for her next "visit" over here.

She wants to get to know you, yet can't keep off of your Kool-aid?

Sounds like a winner to me! *grins*

As for her parents being super-protective... I take it she's not out to them yet? Could be.... interesting...

No she's out, it's just that she lives in po-dunk nowhere, and they're Hispanic.

Her sister got pregnant and married at 17 so they made sure she didn't too. Which doesn't make much sense anymore, since she came out within the last 5 years. Guess their old habits die hard.

Ahhhhhh.

Still eminently workable, should you decide ultimately it's worth it.

In the meantime, she's willing to send photos of "wrapping paper."

*Fist-pound*

Officer_Charon said:

*Fist-pound*

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:slywink:

Shegokigo said:

No she's out, it's just that she lives in po-dunk nowhere, and they're Hispanic.

Her sister got pregnant and married at 17 so they made sure she didn't too. Which doesn't make much sense anymore, since she came out within the last 5 years. Guess their old habits die hard.

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You'll totally get her pregnant if they let her visit you whenever.

escushion said:

You'll totally get her pregnant if they let her visit you whenever.

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She says she's only really brought one girlfriend home in the past, and that didn't go over so swimmingly as it was.

Hurray for difficult, long distance, complicated relationships.

Officer_Charon said:

*Fist-pound*

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That's really more of a third date thing.

Or are you not a romantic?

Second date for us!

 

No loafing here! Promise!

Shegokigo said:

has actually traveled

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Well, at least JCM can't rag on her then.

 
[MP3]http://www.fileden.com/files/2010/4/15/2828495/sbtechno.mp3[/MP3]

Espy;379490][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:

has actually traveled

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Well, at least JCM can't rag on her then. [/QUOTE]

Or me, it used to drive me up the wall that my ex had never even left Texas in her lifetime. hwell:

Xiaofang Nuren said:

 
[MP3]http://www.fileden.com/files/2010/4/15/2828495/sbtechno.mp3[/MP3]

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:wub:

Shegokigo;379501][QUOTE=Espy;379490][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:

has actually traveled

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Well, at least JCM can't rag on her then. [/QUOTE]

Or me, it used to drive me up the wall that my ex had never even left Texas in her lifetime. hwell:[/QUOTE]

Holy crap! That's downright tragic!

I mean, I know people who have never left Newfoundland, but we're pretty isolated. You guys can just drive out of your state. And she never had? That's almost sick!

It takes a long while to drive anywhere in texas.

It does, but Texas is a country in itself, anywhere you go in it, is exactly like the place you came from. There's almost no diversity from border to border. To not have experienced other parts of the country at LEAST leaves one very "worldly" dense.

I recentely found out my new girl was in the military for a couple years so she did some real traveling.

I guess. Still, though. I have to get on a boat to go anywhere else.

Rob King said:

I guess. Still, though. I have to get on a boat to go anywhere else.

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obliged to:

Rob King said:

I guess. Still, though. I have to get on a boat to go anywhere else.

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There are no airports in Newfoundland?

I still want to know when Shego will let me tap dat.

The Mex;379559][QUOTE=Rob King said:

I guess. Still, though. I have to get on a boat to go anywhere else.

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There are no airports in Newfoundland?[/QUOTE]

Well ... yes. But I sort of meant in contrast to simply driving across state lines.

CrimsonSoul said:

I still want to know when Shego will let me tap dat.

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Aren't you the one that can't please your wife? What would be the point of disappointing a different woman?

Null;379711][QUOTE=CrimsonSoul said:

I still want to know when Shego will let me tap dat.

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Aren't you the one that can't please your wife? What would be the point of disappointing a different woman?[/QUOTE]

.

Well, didn't a few threads ago Crimmy say he didn't know his way around his wife's bajinga?

That was a joke, damnit!

That's what she said!

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It does, but Texas is a country in itself, anywhere you go in it, is exactly like the place you came from. There's almost no diversity from border to border. To not have experienced other parts of the country at LEAST leaves one very "worldly" dense.

I recentely found out my new girl was in the military for a couple years so she did some real traveling.

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heh. It takes at least couple of hours depending where you are to get OUT of Texas

Philosopher B. said:

That's what she said!

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.

Look, when my wife is under me moaning and asking me to F-word her harder I consider that a good thing, also, shego I still need that video tape back

F-word her......?

I'm convinced!

Faking? That's an F-word.

escushion said:

Faking? That's an F-word.

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I now know why Sheg's likes the vajayjay, she's so cold no man would sleep with her

And proud of it. :slywink:

lol I'm going to have to make my wife make an account here and post

My dick gets hard for shego, and I don't even have one! Well, it's really tiny. Not like I can snort meth off it, like I do when I hang out with Chyna.

CrimsonSoul said:

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand

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^^^^^

Ravenpoe;380381][QUOTE=CrimsonSoul said:

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand

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^^^^^[/QUOTE]

Bullshit, I demand a citation!

Ravenpoe;380381][QUOTE=CrimsonSoul said:

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand

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^^^^^[/QUOTE]



Oh and don't tempt me to use the address I have on file for you either Vyta :slywink:

CrimsonSoul said:

lol I'm going to have to make another account with a girly username and pretend it's my wife saying I can please her.

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Fixed.

I think Crimsonsoul has graduated.... he is now my new SuperKing.

Have a free cat Crimson in this new honor!

Actually, you won't find me there Just moved

Noted. *pulls out the datafile and makes some misc notes*

I'll get right on that.

Shegokigo said:

he is now my new SuperKing.]

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That's what Shego said

Yeah, I did.

hwell:

Shegokigo said:

Noted. *pulls out the datafile and makes some misc notes*

I'll get right on that.

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*makes a mental note to give up no personal info while on this site...*

Ok let me try that again

Shegokigo said:

he is now my new SuperKing.

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In bed.

SuperKing would probably just stick a finger up his ass and blow raspberries into the air the whole time saying "herp derp lol" for hours. So yeah, in bed, sure.

And this is all lost on Crimson.

escushion said:

And this is all lost on Crimson.

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Like his wife's gspot?

Vytamindi;380420][QUOTE=escushion said:

And this is all lost on Crimson.

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Like his wife's gspot?[/QUOTE]

.

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CrimsonSoul said:

I now know why Sheg's likes the vajayjay, she's so cold no man would sleep with her

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Utterly NSFW. You have been warned. But topical.

--Patrick

Man... whatever happened to Superking? I miss that guy...

Superking was a riot.

Like with the throwing of rocks and the water cannons and everything?

Well ... think less water cannons, more hilarious taste in movies. Like A Tale of Two Kitties.

Espy said:

Man... whatever happened to Superking? I miss that guy...

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No doubt he's out there looking for the legendary feline gratis.

Espy said:

Man... whatever happened to Superking? I miss that guy...

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I had enough fun with that toy, and broke it.

Shegokigo;380946][QUOTE=Espy said:

Man... whatever happened to Superking? I miss that guy...

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I had enough fun with that toy, and broke it.[/QUOTE]

This is why we can't have nice things!


(More, that reminds me of the scene in The Crow when Top Dollar and the weird lady are in bed with the dead girl. "I think we broke her.")

Shegokigo;380422][QUOTE=Vytamindi;380420][QUOTE=escushion said:

And this is all lost on Crimson.

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Like his wife's gspot?[/QUOTE]

.[/QUOTE]

Perhaps the greatest car commercials ever made. Thank you for this gif.

So "new girl" completely surprised me today:

She texts me at 6:30 and says "Hey I'm in town" and I'm like "Wait, what???" then I remember that she had told me she was coming with her dad for a day and I blew it off because "dad = not seeing her". So she texts me back saying that yeah she came with her dad and was staying at a hotel about 15minutes away.

At that point I'm like "Why would she torture me like this? Knowing she's so close and yet I can't see her?" so I text her saying "What can I do?". She responds "If you're not busy, you can come pick me up for some coffee or shopping?"

So yeah I'm up and out of my chair, getting ready, brother looking at me like "Wtf?" and I get "dressed enough" to go get her. We spend the next 4hrs just walking around, cuddling, shopping, talking, nuzzling and kissing. I'm thinking to myself "So much for starting from scratch huh? Things are right where they left off last time we saw each other". As the night winds down, I realize that I'm not going to be getting any due to the fact that she's in the same room as her dad and I'd be dropping her off at the hotel entrance. She mentions that she might get a chance to stay for another full day. I respond that I would really love it if she did and would gladly take her out again.

That's when she hits me with "This feels really good, but it doesn't feel real. With the way my life is everytime I go home, all of this just seems like a good *moment* and then it's gone". Which I reply, I know that's how it is now, but won't always be that way. She looks at me like she wants to "trust in me" but I realize that she still isn't yet. So I sigh a little bit and just flash her my "that's fine, we'll keep trying like this" smile and kiss her a few more times before she gets off the car. I get a text saying that she's going to sleep and will text me in the morning if she's going to be available.

I'm so happy and frustrated right now at the exact same time for the EXACT same reason! :wub:

Shegokigo said:

I'm so happy and frustrated right now at the exact same time for the EXACT same reason! :wub:

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This is what emotional investment feels like, Shego. Your going to curse it till the day you die, but your ALWAYS going to ask for more. The sad part is that this is how 'healthy' relationships are supposed to feel like.

As the night winds down, I realize that I'm not going to be getting any due to the fact that she's in the same room as her dad and I'd be dropping her off at the hotel entrance.

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And you can't use your brother's place?! Over here that would be "sibling payback" worthy unless good reasons where given. Same with friends actually...

Well like I said, her parents are very protective of her so she HAD to be back at a certain hour. (Ridiculous at her age, but that's just her living situation).

As for the healthy emotional relationship thing? Yeah it's definitely a new feeling for me and it's almost a whole new experience as well.

oh boy i used to date a girl who had curfews, had to let her parents know where she was at all time, couldn't sleep anywhere but home.

She was 23. that did not end well.

the only + of this situation is that i think all these rules made her extremely adventurous and kinky...

too bad, she could have been my soulmate.

Be prepared for extreme frustration

Wow!! I've got Netflicks and Bowflex

Shegokigo said:

Well like I said, her parents are very protective of her so she HAD to be back at a certain hour. (Ridiculous at her age, but that's just her living situation).

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So there was not enough time to include both he shopping and the screwing? You can only do it at dawn, noon and dusk (and freely at night), and only cross running water at low or high tide?! Women are so weird...

oh boy i used to date a girl who had curfews, had to let her parents know where she was at all time, couldn't sleep anywhere but home.

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"Don't worry mister her dad, she won't be doing any sleeping if i can help it..."

Having a lesbian relationship is definetely on my to-do list...

Morphine said:

Having a lesbian relationship is definetely on my to-do list...

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This just threw a hell of a wrench in my plans, Thanks

Anytime n_n

SO go shopping together and have sex in a dressing room. I know I've seen that on a porn somewhere.

Morphine said:

Anytime n_n

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what is it with Latinas? Goddamn willpower killers, I swear.

I think it'd be easier to name places where there hasn't been porn made.

...

...

Actually, I can't think of a single one.

My bedroom.

bhamv3 said:

I think it'd be easier to name places where there hasn't been porn made.

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...

Actually, I can't think of a single one.

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Working Fishery.

That I know of.

Retirement homes.

In a bathysphere.

--Patrick

The I.S.S.

sorry, i've seen retirement home.

Morphine, you're out.

Math242 said:

sorry, i've seen retirement home.

Morphine, you're out.

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Well aren't you a freaky lil fella... retirement homes... ew...

Hmm.... what about a porn that takes place between two very very very tiny people inside of a WWII veteran's fedora?

Cajungal said:

Hmm.... what about a porn that takes place between two very very very tiny people inside of a WWII veteran's fedora?

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I'll bet Gas already has a gif of that.

Or is making one.

--Patrick

I already give too much away for free.

Cajungal said:

Hmm.... what about a porn that takes place between two very very very tiny people inside of a WWII veteran's fedora?

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And here I thought you had given up writing that stuff. With ideas like this, you're wasting your talent.

Fun Size;381393][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

Hmm.... what about a porn that takes place between two very very very tiny people inside of a WWII veteran's fedora?

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And here I thought you had given up writing that stuff. With ideas like this, you're wasting your talent.[/QUOTE]

I haven't had any projects lately, so I'm completely free. Do you require any erotic literature, Mr. Size?

tangentially on topic. It's sad that sex is soooo goood when single.

Cajungal;381403][QUOTE=Fun Size;381393][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

Hmm.... what about a porn that takes place between two very very very tiny people inside of a WWII veteran's fedora?

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And here I thought you had given up writing that stuff. With ideas like this, you're wasting your talent.[/QUOTE]

I haven't had any projects lately, so I'm completely free. Do you require any erotic literature, Mr. Size?[/QUOTE]

No thanks. I swore that stuff off after Googling "Dorito feet" and accidentally stumbling across something that can never be un-read.

Xiaofang Nuren said:

tangentially on topic. It's sad that sex is soooo goood when single.

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I've actually been sorta kinda interested in trying this, now that I'm single and not a total virgin...

Math242 said:

oh boy i used to date a girl who had curfews, had to let her parents know where she was at all time, couldn't sleep anywhere but home.

She was 23. that did not end well.

the only + of this situation is that i think all these rules made her extremely adventurous and kinky...

too bad, she could have been my soulmate.

Be prepared for extreme frustration

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I've seen the same.

I had her move in with me, solved the problem.

Gusto;381491][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:

tangentially on topic. It's sad that sex is soooo goood when single.

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I've actually been sorta kinda interested in trying this, now that I'm single and not a total virgin...[/QUOTE]

watch your cue from the woman and make sure she is happy and you are golden

Chibibar;381498][QUOTE=Gusto;381491][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:

tangentially on topic. It's sad that sex is soooo goood when single.

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I've actually been sorta kinda interested in trying this, now that I'm single and not a total virgin...[/QUOTE]

watch your cue from the woman and make sure she is happy and you are golden [/QUOTE]

I don't like to use "golden" to describe sex, but that's probably just me and my messed up mind.

Fun Size;381425][QUOTE=Cajungal;381403][QUOTE=Fun Size;381393][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

Hmm.... what about a porn that takes place between two very very very tiny people inside of a WWII veteran's fedora?

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And here I thought you had given up writing that stuff. With ideas like this, you're wasting your talent.[/QUOTE]

I haven't had any projects lately, so I'm completely free. Do you require any erotic literature, Mr. Size?[/QUOTE]

No thanks. I swore that stuff off after Googling "Dorito feet" and accidentally stumbling across something that can never be un-read. [/QUOTE]

A friend of mine and I were joking about the next mythical creature to become popular, and we've decided that it's Mermen. I started writing last night

So I'm floating. She stayed the day after all. Woke me up around 8:30am to tell me (so not used to getting up at that hour). Her father dropped her off at a local market area and I went and caught up with her.

Spent the whole day learning more about her, talking for hours non stop, more of the cuddling/nuzzling etc. When I started making my way "round the bases" though, I noticed she would keep telling me to behave (yeah yeah, in public, so what?) but she gave me a very serious looking face and told me that she did want to take things slower this time around because she knows that she likes me and wants to do things "right". (whatever that means)

To be honest, I really don't have any issue with that. Every relationship I've had before were based purely on the physical attraction (not to say I'm not nearly on fire with lust when I'm with her) and it wasn't till I "got to know them later" that I realized I really didn't like them much. Then by that time it was too late to just call it "quits", spending the next months/years trying to force myself to like this person so that the relationship wouldn't fall apart. With new girl, it's not like that. Every minute I'm in her company, talking to her, and every new thing I learn about her just makes me want to spend more and more time with her. Which also makes "waiting" harder too and the realization that now she's headed back "home" I probably won't see her for a while and all the talking we'll do is how much she hates being over there. *sigh*

This is really a new experience for me, sad as it is to say that at 28yrs old, but better nate than lever right?

Shegokigo said:

So I'm floating. She stayed the day after all. Woke me up around 8:30am to tell me (so not used to getting up at that hour). Her father dropped her off at a local market area and I went and caught up with her.

Spent the whole day learning more about her, talking for hours non stop, more of the cuddling/nuzzling etc. When I started making my way "round the bases" though, I noticed she would keep telling me to behave (yeah yeah, in public, so what?) but she gave me a very serious looking face and told me that she did want to take things slower this time around because she knows that she likes me and wants to do things "right". (whatever that means)

To be honest, I really don't have any issue with that. Every relationship I've had before were based purely on the physical attraction (not to say I'm not nearly on fire with lust when I'm with her) and it wasn't till I "got to know them later" that I realized I really didn't like them much. Then by that time it was too late to just call it "quits", spending the next months/years trying to force myself to like this person so that the relationship wouldn't fall apart. With new girl, it's not like that. Every minute I'm in her company, talking to her, and every new thing I learn about her just makes me want to spend more and more time with her. Which also makes "waiting" harder too and the realization that now she's headed back "home" I probably won't see her for a while and all the talking we'll do is how much she hates being over there. *sigh*

This is really a new experience for me, sad as it is to say that at 28yrs old, but better nate than lever right?

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I wish you well Shego (you wouldn't need it) but glad things are going smoother and slower

I'm kinda sorta in that spot right now myself. I really wish things could get real physical real fast, but it was clear from pretty early on that such things wouldn't be on the table. Part of me gets a little frustrated, but enough of me is actually having fun just hanging out/watching movies/cooking strange things/going on walks in the park that 'Big John Thompson' is getting consistently outvoted.

Gusto;381491][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:

tangentially on topic. It's sad that sex is soooo goood when single.

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I've actually been sorta kinda interested in trying this, now that I'm single and not a total virgin...[/QUOTE]

Of course that means I have to find women who wanna ave sex with me which is not so easy.

Gusto;381521][QUOTE=Gusto;381491][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:

tangentially on topic. It's sad that sex is soooo goood when single.

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I've actually been sorta kinda interested in trying this, now that I'm single and not a total virgin...[/QUOTE]

Of course that means I have to find women who wanna ave sex with me which is not so easy.[/QUOTE]


Either you are underestimating yourself or overestimating women. Everyone wants to have sex.

What I mean is that it's not so easy to just randomly suggest intercourse to a lady.

I hate to repeat myself, Gusto. Please read again u_u

Apparently you two need to hook the fuck up. Literally.

she's right the difficult thing is understanding it. Once you really get it, the fun begins

I was just helping our beloved Gusto here with a serious advice u_u

Gusto... you've got the teeth. You've got the claws. You just have to kill that bunny.

I'm sorry I derailed this thread.

.

Gusto said:

I'm sorry I derailed this thread.

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i'm not

Xiaofang Nuren;381564][QUOTE=Gusto said:

I'm sorry I derailed this thread.

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i'm not [/QUOTE]

Shegokigo said:

but better nate than lever right?

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It totally is, even if it's not a ban-able or infraction-worthy offense.

Also,

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Dicks and Skirts, people.

Let's keep the dicks out of it, and add some more skirts.

your wish is my command

Amorous Eyes said:

I offer both.

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You are always welcome.

Skirts that I know Sheegs will appreciate:

As much as I love that pair, since they didn't come out until the later seasons, it was Venus that I had the most fantasies about. So many nights I actually fantasized about "turning her". :wub:

I'm also a fan of the Jupiter/Mercury fanslash fiction.

Haruka and Michiru! Haruka and Michiru! :clap:

Lemme see what I can find....

..that isn't NSFW...

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I like this one.

:clap:

Hahaaaa, Artemis's face is so cute.

Shegokigo said:

...she gave me a very serious looking face and told me that she did want to take things slower this time around because she knows that she likes me and wants to do things "right". (whatever that means)

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To sort of requote what WolfBandit says above, maybe she wants to be the one to set the pace. It could be that she's trying to 'tame' you, or it could also just be that she wants to be the one to set the pace. Maybe she also wants you to tempt her out of her shell. Hell, she's a woman! How am I supposed to know what she's thinking if you don't?

All I figure is, she has some limit in her head that says how far you're supposed to be able to go ('appropriate') at any time. Your task (should you choose to accept it) is to figure out what that limit is, and then dance tantalizingly-close-to-but-not-quite-at that limit often enough (and long enough) without turning her off that she gets frustrated enough to suddenly snarl, reach back and drag you over it. Or so I see it.

--Patrick

Cajungal said:

Hahaaaa, Artemis's face is so cute.

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Artemis was in that picture? :wtf:

If she wants to set the pace, that's fine.

She did comment that the fact we slept together on the second date wasn't in her plans either. :slywink:

I think once I've come back up here, settled in, she's moved out of her parents place and to the same city as me, things would be MUCH different.

ahahaha.

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Wish I had screencapped it, but in the last page, I saw a banner for "gk2gk dating". It had this really ditzy looking (badly dyed) blonde, texting on a phone and it said "Rejected: Not Geek material" and I was like... wait what?

I just got one for meeting single guys :|

Rob King said:

I just got one for meeting single guys :|

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How YOU doin'?

If I was looking to date, I'd probably use Geek 2 Geek.

Gk2gk was definitely one of the venues I was considering taking, along with Soulgeek as I really was tired of dating the kind of person I seem to have attracted in the past.

I've looked at soulgeek but it definitely does not look particularly well designed. Seems awkward.

S*P has an ad for a place called 'OtakuBooty' which looks hilarious, but not a place to actually join.

One day before heading back....

Shegokigo said:

As much as I love that pair, since they didn't come out until the later seasons,

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I was 12 and only understood about 50% of what they where saying (it was in italian) and i remember it being kinda obvious from the get go... especially with Uranus being confused for a guy by Usagi. They where also the only thing (well ok, Pluto too) about the seasons past 1 that i liked even back then (i used to be way less forginving of time travel back then).

Damnit, I thought I was better off than this.

Just texted my ex to tell her that I'll be heading over there tomarrow afternoon and my stomach did a backflip and now I feel horrid. She didn't even text me back.

I feel ill.

Shego; You can at least fake it for a few days.

Yeah, it sucks dealing with an ex. It's even worse than dealing with a stranger because you used to have such a good rapport.

Well I'm going to try and keep things as civil as possible. I'm going to have to stay in the same house with her (I think, she's still living there right now and I have nowherelse to go in that area, though she may have someone she can stay with) then we're going to be going room by room, splitting up all the belongings, going to alot of different "paperwork" places, like the bank and utilities etc, and spending alot of time figuring out how to "split" everything before we find out what/where she's going to do/go.

It's more a "sick to my stomach" feeling than a "heartache".

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Well I'm going to try and keep things as civil as possible. I'm going to have to stay in the same house with her (I think, she's still living there right now and I have nowherelse to go in that area, though she may have someone she can stay with) then we're going to be going room by room, splitting up all the belongings, going to alot of different "paperwork" places, like the bank and utilities etc, and spending alot of time figuring out how to "split" everything before we find out what/where she's going to do/go.

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you can do it girl. Just take the high road and be civil and all will be well (in terms of getting all this stuff in order)

Amorous Eyes said:

While I wish for otherwise, I don't think it'll remain civil all the time. I suggest trying to find a new place to live ASAP. It'll be better for both of you.

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Well she's moving out first, as the house is being "technically" rented by me. After all is said and done, she's fully moved out and gone, I'll be returning the place to the landlord and moving up here with my brother.

You should hire a male escort to stay with you and try to prove to her that she was so horrible that she turned you off of women forever

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You should hire a male escort to stay with you and try to prove to her that she was so horrible that she turned you off of women forever

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:laugh:-

Crimson, you excel at useless ideas. Go run for office: Shego: Buck up. Steely eyed and all that. Ice it over, get things done, and don't let her mindshit mess with you. You excel at this, right?

The thing that is REALLY bothering me is:

A friend of mine went over to pick up a book I had ordered and mailed there before I came up with my brother. He told me that NONE of her stuff was packed (though he only went as far as the living room). He said he also got the vibe that she's "waiting for me to go back, possibly to reconsile".

Now I don't believe that for a few reasons:

1: The split, in the end, was her idea. She wanted things to be over because she said she didn't feel "that kind of love" for me anymore, possibly never did. She was "sorry it went on so long, but the inkling was always there". She was never sure why she loved me, it was an argument we always had over the years, she just "knew she did".

2: While we both agreed, that this entire month that I was going to be gone, she agreed that we shouldn't talk/email/text/contact each other at all, to try and help the moving on process, if she still wanted to reconsile, I'd imagine that she'd have sent me something, at some point.

3: I'm very sure she's "over this" and ready to get on with her life sans me.

Shegokigo said:

The thing that is REALLY bothering me is:

A friend of mine went over to pick up a book I had ordered and mailed there before I came up with my brother. He told me that NONE of her stuff was packed (though he only went as far as the living room). He said he also got the vibe that she's "waiting for me to go back, possibly to reconsile".

Now I don't believe that for a few reasons:

1: The split, in the end, was her idea. She wanted things to be over because she said she didn't feel "that kind of love" for me anymore, possibly never did. She was "sorry it went on so long, but the inkling was always there". She was never sure why she loved me, it was an argument we always had over the years, she just "knew she did".

2: While we both agreed, that this entire month that I was going to be gone, she agreed that we shouldn't talk/email/text/contact each other at all, to try and help the moving on process, if she still wanted to reconsile, I'd imagine that she'd have sent me something, at some point.

3: I'm very sure she's "over this" and ready to get on with her life sans me.

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Well... I don't think you should let your mind think too much on this. Focus on the task at hand and see where it goes.

When is she suppose to be gone by?

When I get back, it'll just be a matter of settling all the issues at hand with the house and the paperwork. Shortly after it'll be the moveout process. I'm not estimating more than 2 weeks to get it all done.

As for "thinking about it too much", I highly doubt there's anyway I would try and be in a relationship with her again, I've seen what it can be like to date someone with at least SOME similar interests and it's WORLD'S different and better in every way. I'd rather work at making things go smoother with "new girl" than try and reconsile a relationship with my ex. If not new girl, someonelse with a taste for my interests.

Shegokigo said:

When I get back, it'll just be a matter of settling all the issues at hand with the house and the paperwork. Shortly after it'll be the moveout process. I'm not estimating more than 2 weeks to get it all done.

As for "thinking about it too much", I highly doubt there's anyway I would try and be in a relationship with her again, I've seen what it can be like to date someone with at least SOME similar interests and it's WORLD'S different and better in every way. I'd rather work at making things go smoother with "new girl" than try and reconsile a relationship with my ex. If not new girl, someonelse with a taste for my interests.

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Keep that in mind when going with this you are a strong person (at least what what we have seen here) you should not have any problem resolving this

make sure to bring a shovel and a trash can just in case she's unmotivated to move her stuff/ abandons it

Anything she leaves behind gets tossed into the Garage Sale/Craigslist Ads I'm going to run for money for MY move. Since I'll be selling off the larger furniture pieces I can't take with me.

Do you have a new job lined up, or apply for college/financial aid?

Cause I would totally hire you for web cam porn. $100hr. Haha

I don't have a job lined up, but the kind I would get are pretty much a "lock" for me with my experience.

I'm waiting on the job search till I get back up here, settled in and see what a school schedule would look like.

Packed... staring at these bags and feeling 15 kinds of nausiated....

Normally I suggest ginger ale for upset stomach, but that won't help in this case. I don't think anything much will. Good luck getting through this. I can't imagine how difficult this is going to be for you.

Drinking a Sprite right now, though my issue isn't gas, it is soothing (I gave up drinking soda about 8 months ago).

Yeah, ginger usually helps with nausea though. That's where I was going with that. I've given up soda only a few weeks ago. Quite a change.

And now I have to attempt to force myself to sleep, as I have to be up at 8 and do a 5 hour drive. With nothing but my thoughts to keep me company.

lagging behind on the conversation a bit but,

Neither soulgeek or gk2gk had girls even near my own town, last I checked. Plentyoffish was good on numbers, but most of the girls on it seemed to be pretty right-winged conservatives who didn't seem like I would get along with very well. Plus a few hardcore goths/emos that scared me off after one look at their profile.

Commit yourself to the idea of being apart. You are "Me" again, not "Us." Living alone (even for a short time) is scary and difficult, yes...but you've done it before and can do it until you are ready to again expose yourself to another. Spend a little time, relearn who you are and what you bring, because the next "Us" you make will be different. This is normal and to be expected. The flutters in your stomach will pass, to be replaced at a later date by flutters a bit higher up, then still later by flutters a bit lower down.

--Patrick

By definition can emos be hardcore?

Xiaofang Nuren said:

By definition can emos be hardcore?

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sounds like oxymoron to me.

I don't know about Emus but a Cassowary will fuck your shit up, man. Like a conehead velociraptor. Way hardcore.

When I grew up, we had an emu farm with almost 500 birds.

I had cassowary dreams almost every night.

I ment people like this

This thread needs more

Re-crochet:

So when you hit the North-East US area...

This fucking week has been drama, drama, drama.

She's acting like I'm at fault for all the shit that's happening to her when she's the one who made the decision to leave. Fuck I don't even know where to begin:

We had two cars, one belonged to my brother, the other one was mine. My brother told me before the "final descision" was made, that if she decided to make our split "final" that he wanted his car back. So I tell her that and she flips out. Yet miraculously, she finds a new car to "borrow" within a week.

Second: I asked her how soon she could move out of the house, as the majority of the things in the house were mine and the house is rented under my name, as well as all the bills. I tell her that due to the time constraints of the rental (need to be turned in by the 28th) and that I still need time to pack up the rest of the house and move it 4hrs away, a week is pretty much all I could afford to give her. She flips out again. Blaming me for not having enough time to get it taken care of, she claims she has nowhere to go and doesn't know where she can even take her things. Yet miraculously, within a week, she suddenly has a place to take everything, including the larger furniture.

Third: When splitting up the belongings, the first thing I tell her I'm not giving up is the bed (it's a water tube foam bed, the only one I've ever been able to sleep on and not have back problems) she fights me at first, then insists on taking the big computer desk, the big HDTV, the $600 couch and the oak dining table. What do I get to keep? The water bed, the guest room bed, my little computer desk, and a piece of shit entertainment center ($100 from Wal-Mart, posterboard thing).

Fourth: We had many talks about why she was leaving and if it was still salvageable. My mind said "Don't argue this, you know damn well you've wanted out of this relationship for a long time, it's finally happening, don't stop it now" and my emotions said "Fight for her, she can still find it in her heart to try again if you just convince her!" So I battled with myself and lost to my emotions. I tried to get her to stay but all she could keep saying is that even though I've changed alot (for the better) in the last 7 months, she can't see anything but the person I was for the last 6 years. She doesn't have it in her to gamble on me anymore and the only person she can trust not to let her down is herself.

Yeah the Shego cried...... I don't know why. I mean, I've been MUCH happier without her around (while I was at my brother's) my life is going to improve by leaps and bounds being single again, and most of all "new girl" is really coming around to me and we're really hitting it off. So why cry? Well I guess it was just my emotions for her finally dying out because everyday that she's been around (I'm staying here while she's still packing things, even coming into the bedroom though she's sleeping in the living room at night) I no longer feel yearning for her, I just want her to leave. Everytime we talk, it almost reaches a fight, things get heated and I find myself the one who calms down first and tells her to "deal with it". I'm really over her, and I really wish this nonsense was over.

Today she finishes packing up the last of her misc items around the house, moves most of it into the living room. Tomarrow first thing in the morning her family is coming with a truck to help her take it wherever it is she's going (she's not staying with family, they live 4hrs away). As much as I REALLY DON'T want to be here for it, I have a feeling that if I'm not around to guard "what's left to me", she or her family might take it. So I'm either going to have to sit in my room with the door locked all day while they move stuff, or do the civil thing and say hello and possibly help. Ugh Ugh Ugh. I want to kill and maim more now than I ever have, maybe I'll see if anyone is gullible enough on craigslist to meet me in an abandonded warehouse....

Aw.

Few things are sadder than a Shego crying.

*hugs*

I can't even remember when the last time I did was. I know it was probably in my early teens. I'm 28 (29 next month) so it's been a while.

I am sorry for you Sheegs. What a horrible process to have to go through.

And the fun is yet to come. She'll be here in about an hour or so, to get the last remnants out of my room. I have got to maintain my composure and help her move some of the heavier stuff. Then tomarrow I get to figure out how to deal with her family showing up for the entirity of the day.

I do not envy you, Shego. I'm sorry you gotta go through this, but at least it will be for the better overall, even as it sucks-sucks-sucks while it's happening.

My brother offered to come stay with me while this is going on, but I'm not sure his presence would help or hinder this so I decided to go it alone. It's just the rest of tonight and tomarrow anyway.

I come here for talk of lesbian orgies and all I get is relationship talk... I don't know whether to be disappointed or relieved.

But seriously, breakups suck hardcore, especially after you put so much work into trying to make it work.

Apparantly not enough work....

*sigh* I'm feeling so freakin numb right now, the only smiles I get are from "new girl's" texts every few minutes.

Aw, Shegs.... This will all pass eventually. Til then, keep this in your pocket: :hug:

Shegokigo said:

Apparantly not enough work....

*sigh* I'm feeling so freakin numb right now, the only smiles I get are from "new girl's" texts every few minutes.

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Bear through it, in a little while you'll be free to do whatever you can get away with.

I'm sorry, Shego. I'm not much of a crier myself, but there are times when there is so much going on emotionally that I just break down. Oddly enough it's mostly when I'm really pissed off. At any rate, try to think about how much happier you have been lately without your ex. Once you've gotten your stuff moved, take a deep breath and don't look back. You'll be ok.

Awww Shego, I'm sorry. Do your best to focus on something else right now because otherwise it will eat away at you.

Not really an option at this point sadly. She's on her way here as we speak, to finish up alot of the moving (stuff out of the bedroom) so it can be ready for her family to move tomarrow. Which I will also have to stomach somehow. So for tonight and tomrrow I'm saturated in it.

Ugh, tonight is done. 90% of her stuff is out of my room and the last 10% she can get first thing in the morning.

All I have to do is get through Thursday and it's all done.

I don't envy you, but you've only got a day left to tough it out. You can do it.

I can, I know it. We actually had a pretty civil conversation tonight. I told her soon as she got home that I didn't want the last night she stays here to be ugly or bitter.

We talked, she came across old pictures of ours and old mementos. We talked about them together and overall we both agreed the split, as hard as it was emotionally, was best for us mentally. I really do get that.

That's a good step.

--Patrick

Just keep doing what you're doing and it'll be fine.

And her family gets here, waking me up after only 5hrs of sleep. Fan-fucking-tastic.

Since all her stuff is in the living room, I'm not being bothered.... yet.

Stay in your room and masturbate furiously and loudly. They won't bother you.

I don't' think they're going to bother me anyway.

The thing I'm most grateful for is that she told everyone that needed to be told, that she was the one who made this decision to end it. None the less, I still feel awkward as all hell having to see any of them.

I am going to stick to myself but they're still in my house, for the next 5+ hours. Doesn't help that they are all being very loud.

Log into a FPS and creatively kill people. While masturbating furiously, and loudly. Fake Cry at random times, and occasional have a loud fight with no one in a nonsensical language. Every hour on the hour, emerge from the room, smiling your best customer service "I want to kill you" smile and just stare at them, or nothing at all for 2 minutes, until an alarm watch/cellphone goes off. Rinse, repeat.

Crying and masturbating at the same time? Talk about a mixed message.

Crying, masturbating, screaming, and doing all kinds of crazy stuff behind closed doors. But then a steady creepy smile every hour on the hour. for exactly 120 seconds. What's creepier than that? I'd leave half my stuff in the house and run away on the third performance.

And when you come out offer them something to drink. Giggle if they say no, take a small intake of breath if they accept.

Refuse to drink any yourself.

Or walk out totally naked. Seduce any females in the room. Preferably her mom.

hmm, creepy vs creepy and verging on sexual assault?

Sounds like a winner at Sundance.

Xiaofang Nuren said:

hmm, creepy vs creepy and verging on sexual assault?

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How is seducing them sexual assault? I'm not saying knock them out and tie them up. I'm just saying go all on their asses.

verging on, Dave. Words are important.

Dual play any random porno and Faces of Death at high volume, leaving the door open a crack. If anyone peeks in or disturbs you, inform them you're not sure which is making you so aroused, but you haven't felt this turned on in about 7 years. Creepy + Slap in the face?

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Dual play any random porno and Faces of Death at high volume, leaving the door open a crack. If anyone peeks in or disturbs you, inform them you're not sure which is making you so aroused, but you haven't felt this turned on in about 7 years. Creepy + Slap in the face?

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dayum.
I wish I could do that with my ex. ah well. I'll live vicariously through shego.

You hang in there Shego you can do it.

I think getting right in the middle of them and farting is also good for dispersing a crowd.

Honestly, just pleasantly help them evict the remaining stuff. Have them remember you as not a jerk. Enjoy decades of wistfulness. It's fuzzy revenge!

--Patrick

She left me a destroyed home. There is a disaster in almost every room. The topper? She took all the cleaning supplies. The mop/bucket, the air fresheners, the windex, everything for cleaning.

She was supposed to have everything out by now too, but the cat and dog are still here, her "leftover" clothes are still here. The glass to the computer desk is still here. She's still going to have to come back today for all that nonsense.

Oh and she took ALL of the tools (the entire toolbox) which was about $200 worth of stuff she never even used. She also took my favorite razer ($30 razer with blades) and did I mention the house looks like somebody grabbed it like a snowglobe and shook it?

So much for fucking civility and peace.

I have a feeling it went like this:

Family member: "Hey, that looks nice."
Her: "Oh, it's mine. Take it."

Why the hell leave the animals there? Sheesh. I'd think that'd be the first thing she'd take, unless she's not going to.

I'm sorry, Shego. It's almost done though. Maybe scout the house for anything not nailed down that she or her family might find tempting.

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I have a feeling it went like this:

Family member: "Hey, that looks nice."
Her: "Oh, it's mine. Take it."

Why the hell leave the animals there? Sheesh. I'd think that'd be the first thing she'd take, unless she's not going to.

I'm sorry, Shego. It's almost done though. Maybe scout the house for anything not nailed down that she or her family might find tempting.

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I had a feeling that was going to happen (I know you did too Shego) but it seems that this break is a good thing after all. If a person truly care for you, they wouldn't do this.

Leaving the pet behind huh? usually that is the first, I am guessing she is leaving them to you. any plan B on that?

That's a rotten thing to do. Sorry you have to deal with it, Sheki.

I'd just put all her left over stuff in the trash bin(s) and leave it outside for her to pick up. Animals in carriers (if you have them) or just leashed outside if not. It sends a clear message that you're done with her and you can't trust her inside anymore.

As much as I'd like to advocate civility and peace (despite all that's happened), at this point I think it would be far more entertaining to donate every non-living thing of hers left in the house to a charitable organization.

"Fire" isn't a charitable organization, but it IS an entertaining one.

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I'd just put all her left over stuff in the trash bin(s) and leave it outside for her to pick up. Animals in carriers (if you have them) or just leashed outside if not. It sends a clear message that you're done with her and you can't trust her inside anymore.

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Seems a bit cruel to the animals, honestly. It's not their fault.

If it was only for a short time, it's not cruel. Traveling in the car on a road trip would leave them penned up longer. Leaving food and water for them within easy reach wouldn't be cruel either. It's obvious they aren't that important to Shego's ex though. I'm not sure putting them up for adoption wouldn't be more humane.

I guess that depends if she came back for them today. Shego can't be expected to look after them indefinitely.

Go buy a gun, and a cleaning kit. AR-15 preferably as it looks like one of those "scary" rifles that go off and kill everyone by itself, and a gun cleaning kit. The entire time she's there next just be sitting in the front room cleaning the gun watching her/her family the entire time, as a side by a pistol, a 1911 has a real nice affect and have it strapped to your hip openly, which is legal in Texas as long as you are on property that YOU CONTROL, i.e. you own/rent and have the power to tell people to leave, so if the house is in your name it's legal. Also, it's legal to openly carry a rifle anywhere in Texas. but yeah, 1911 on your hip the whole time, and clean an AR-15 the whole time. All in all you're looking at around 2 grand, but it'll be worth it. When you're done you can give it to me or sell it or pawn them off or keep them.

Yes, subtly threatening everyone is always the answer.

It is if you're Shego. And maybe they'll clean the god damn house!

Gusto said:

Yes, subtly threatening everyone is always the answer.

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It is not.

Gusto said:

Yes, subtly threatening everyone is always the answer.

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Halforum rule #5 - If Crimson said it, it's either stupid, wrong, or sarcasm.

She's goooooone, she's looooong gone! I no longer care that she took stuff she didn't tell me she was, she left the animals here till the very last minute (making a huge mess of things) and that I had to spend what little of my half of the money that was left over buying stuff to clean up her mess because I'm outta here soon!

Brother came down yesterday with me. So far two rooms down (Living Room and Dining/Kitchen), 2 rooms (Bedrooms) and 2 bathrooms to go. I was estimating needing till Thursday to finish this, but the two of us working together, it looks like Tuesday is our new goal date! Soon it'll be off to new city, off to new life and off to being very close to visiting distance to new girl, who's slowly becoming "my girl" instead. :biggrin:-

Best part is, she asked me if I ever cheated on her, and I told her no. Then she said "Not even during the month you were gone?" I respond with "You said very clearly that you did not want me to just wait around in case you changed your mind and wanted me to come back. I went out and had a good time but I still came back to you to see if you wanted to work things out. You said no, and I continued talking to her". (I had been texting new girl back and forth over the last few days, even in front of the EX) She responds with: "It hurts me to think that you slept with someonelse, cause even though I said that I didn't want you to". I reply "I never said I slept with her". She says "You didn't?". I respond "What difference does it make? You made your decision." She replies "Just curious, if you moved on that's fine I'm just hurt that you would have done that". I finish with "Let's finish getting your things together". The end. She left not knowing, and I smiled the whole rest of the day.

So she broke up with you and is now mad at you for moving on and having a new g/f? yeah.. that sounds mature of her

^ This. *rolls eyes* Well shot of her, you are. *golfclap*

You're definitely well quit of her, Sheki. Good way of handling her last minute attempt at a guilt trip. Also glad that your brother's helping you.

Here's some new info I uncovered: The month I was gone, she managed to put together around $600 without my knowledge as well as having a job to keep income coming. Even with this spare cash, she still made me split the $200 from our account, she paid the normal bills with our account and she complained when I took a coin bucket into cash for myself. How much cash do I have left over after buying stuff I needed to clean the house she left behind? $19.

The more truth that comes out, the more amazing this gets.

Wow, what a fucking bitch.

It's a proven fact that women who are planning to break things off from a long relationship plan ahead. That's exactly what she did. She was planning this well before she told you anything.

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It's a proven fact that women who are planning to break things off from a long relationship plan ahead. That's exactly what she did. She was planning this well before she told you anything.

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That is what it seems like.

You should have went with my gun plan.

You should have GONE...

Lookie here, Mex, this here is 'Merica, if'n I wanna say went 'steada gone, well I good n well am gunna say went. Go back to Mexiland (not to be confused with sexyland)

I *AM* in "Mexiland", never left.

Your grammar still sucks.

I still love you, though.

Today she turned in the keys to the house to me, and it was the last time I was going to see her. She didn't want to get off the car because my brother was here helping me finish up the last bit of cleaning.

After I got the keys, she asks "Anything else? Nothing to say?" and I simply responded "Nope, bye" and walked back in. A few minutes later I get this pathetic text message along the lines of "You've really come a long way and I know you'll find someone great. We simply weren't compatible but you'll do great. Good luck!" I didn't even bother a response.

I never have to physically see her again and any phone calls will end soon as I change providers.

(Here's hoping this is the final entry of the saga in this thread).

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Today she turned in the keys to the house to me, and it was the last time I was going to see her. She didn't want to get off the car because my brother was here helping me finish up the last bit of cleaning.

After I got the keys, she asks "Anything else? Nothing to say?" and I simply responded "Nope, bye" and walked back in. A few minutes later I get this pathetic text message along the lines of "You've really come a long way and I know you'll find someone great. We simply weren't compatible but you'll do great. Good luck!" I didn't even bother a response.

I never have to physically see her again and any phone calls will end soon as I change providers.

(Here's hoping this is the final entry of the saga in this thread).

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Interesting psychological ploy she is trying to do there. I'm glad you just wash your hand of it.

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(Here's hoping this is the final entry of the saga in this thread).

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Isn't that what is usually said right before the saga continues?

Only in comic books, Bhamv. I'm glad you decided to just cut her out of your life rather than seek some petty sort of revenge like so many, Shego. I've found that if you can't get along with someone amicably, it's better to just not bother with them when possible.

I wanted to post to wish you well but with very new development I felt so sick about what she has been doing to you I didn't know what to say.
Glad it's over now and you can go find someone more compatible or similar to you in terms of hobbies, tastes or views on life*
Go go new girl!!

*And who is not an asshole.

So I got home from taking my daughter to school today and my wife told me she wanted a divorce and gave me her ring said I'm not sweet anymore after I blew what little budget we have letting her take her and her friends to the movies and spending and then buying her 70 bucks worth of stuff the next day. She's asleep on the bed now says she wants to talk when she gets up while I take care of our other two boys let's see how that turns out

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So I got home from taking my daughter to school today and my wife told me she wanted a divorce and gave me her ring said I'm not sweet anymore after I blew what little budget we have letting her take her and her friends to the movies and spending and then buying her 70 bucks worth of stuff the next day. She's asleep on the bed now says she wants to talk when she gets up while I take care of our other two boys let's see how that turns out

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what??? huh??

Dayum. It's like a cascade failure infection. Maybe you should look into marriage counseling?

WHAT in the FUCK is HAPPENING!?

Halforums: helping you get or stay single tm

In happier news, some friends of mine are celebrating their 3rd wedding anniversary today.

And one of my friends just had a second kid yesterday. A girl this time. I'll loan him a shotgun when she reaches dating age.

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So I got home from taking my daughter to school today and my wife told me she wanted a divorce and gave me her ring said I'm not sweet anymore after I blew what little budget we have letting her take her and her friends to the movies and spending and then buying her 70 bucks worth of stuff the next day. She's asleep on the bed now says she wants to talk when she gets up while I take care of our other two boys let's see how that turns out

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Jesus Christ! Really? Dude. Fucked up.

I don't know what's in the water but I am staying away from that well.

Now we are all doomed and there is no escaping u_u

I'm thinking if you are married/partnered, take your other half to dinner tonight, and do the full romantic thankful thing.

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I don't know what's in the water but I am staying away from that well.

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I almost posted something similar about not drinking the Halforums water, Dave, but I wasn't sure if anyone would get it.

Holy crap. This is like an epidemic.

I guess I'll offer some good news as well. Jake and I have been together for 7 years today.

Crimson, I'm very sorry to hear that.

Good luck Crimson, I hope it's something that y'all can work out.

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I guess I'll offer some good news as well. Jake and I have been together for 7 years today.

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together for 10 married for 4.

I was going to say, tell me things are still good with you and the missus. Hold out some hope on the forums.

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Holy crap. This is like an epidemic.

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A little bit. My girlfriend broke things off with me a few days ago. She decided to accept a transfer to Lloydminster and doesn't think we'd work long distance. I'm really ok with this. I don't even feel bad. We barely saw each other as it was, cop schedule + nurse schedule = about 5-6 hours seeing each other a week.

So, a little neutral relationship news to pad the negative and positive in this thread.

Time to pursue my friend's hot friend I guess.

My wife told me last night that if we didn't change her medication she is afraid she'd kill me in my sleep. When I laughed she said, "I'm not kidding."

So....yeah. Changing that medicine.