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Perhaps the greatest car commercials ever made. Thank you for this gif.
So "new girl" completely surprised me today:
She texts me at 6:30 and says "Hey I'm in town" and I'm like "Wait, what???" then I remember that she had told me she was coming with her dad for a day and I blew it off because "dad = not seeing her". So she texts me back saying that yeah she came with her dad and was staying at a hotel about 15minutes away.
At that point I'm like "Why would she torture me like this? Knowing she's so close and yet I can't see her?" so I text her saying "What can I do?". She responds "If you're not busy, you can come pick me up for some coffee or shopping?"
So yeah I'm up and out of my chair, getting ready, brother looking at me like "Wtf?" and I get "dressed enough" to go get her. We spend the next 4hrs just walking around, cuddling, shopping, talking, nuzzling and kissing. I'm thinking to myself "So much for starting from scratch huh? Things are right where they left off last time we saw each other". As the night winds down, I realize that I'm not going to be getting any due to the fact that she's in the same room as her dad and I'd be dropping her off at the hotel entrance. She mentions that she might get a chance to stay for another full day. I respond that I would really love it if she did and would gladly take her out again.
That's when she hits me with "This feels really good, but it doesn't feel real. With the way my life is everytime I go home, all of this just seems like a good *moment* and then it's gone". Which I reply, I know that's how it is now, but won't always be that way. She looks at me like she wants to "trust in me" but I realize that she still isn't yet. So I sigh a little bit and just flash her my "that's fine, we'll keep trying like this" smile and kiss her a few more times before she gets off the car. I get a text saying that she's going to sleep and will text me in the morning if she's going to be available.
I'm so happy and frustrated right now at the exact same time for the EXACT same reason! :wub:
She texts me at 6:30 and says "Hey I'm in town" and I'm like "Wait, what???" then I remember that she had told me she was coming with her dad for a day and I blew it off because "dad = not seeing her". So she texts me back saying that yeah she came with her dad and was staying at a hotel about 15minutes away.
At that point I'm like "Why would she torture me like this? Knowing she's so close and yet I can't see her?" so I text her saying "What can I do?". She responds "If you're not busy, you can come pick me up for some coffee or shopping?"
So yeah I'm up and out of my chair, getting ready, brother looking at me like "Wtf?" and I get "dressed enough" to go get her. We spend the next 4hrs just walking around, cuddling, shopping, talking, nuzzling and kissing. I'm thinking to myself "So much for starting from scratch huh? Things are right where they left off last time we saw each other". As the night winds down, I realize that I'm not going to be getting any due to the fact that she's in the same room as her dad and I'd be dropping her off at the hotel entrance. She mentions that she might get a chance to stay for another full day. I respond that I would really love it if she did and would gladly take her out again.
That's when she hits me with "This feels really good, but it doesn't feel real. With the way my life is everytime I go home, all of this just seems like a good *moment* and then it's gone". Which I reply, I know that's how it is now, but won't always be that way. She looks at me like she wants to "trust in me" but I realize that she still isn't yet. So I sigh a little bit and just flash her my "that's fine, we'll keep trying like this" smile and kiss her a few more times before she gets off the car. I get a text saying that she's going to sleep and will text me in the morning if she's going to be available.
I'm so happy and frustrated right now at the exact same time for the EXACT same reason! :wub:
This is what emotional investment feels like, Shego. Your going to curse it till the day you die, but your ALWAYS going to ask for more. The sad part is that this is how 'healthy' relationships are supposed to feel like.I'm so happy and frustrated right now at the exact same time for the EXACT same reason! :wub:
Well like I said, her parents are very protective of her so she HAD to be back at a certain hour. (Ridiculous at her age, but that's just her living situation).
As for the healthy emotional relationship thing? Yeah it's definitely a new feeling for me and it's almost a whole new experience as well.
As for the healthy emotional relationship thing? Yeah it's definitely a new feeling for me and it's almost a whole new experience as well.
oh boy i used to date a girl who had curfews, had to let her parents know where she was at all time, couldn't sleep anywhere but home.
She was 23. that did not end well.
the only + of this situation is that i think all these rules made her extremely adventurous and kinky...
too bad, she could have been my soulmate.
Be prepared for extreme frustration
She was 23. that did not end well.
the only + of this situation is that i think all these rules made her extremely adventurous and kinky...
too bad, she could have been my soulmate.
Be prepared for extreme frustration
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Jonzac
Wow!! I've got Netflicks and Bowflex
So there was not enough time to include both he shopping and the screwing? You can only do it at dawn, noon and dusk (and freely at night), and only cross running water at low or high tide?! Women are so weird...
"Don't worry mister her dad, she won't be doing any sleeping if i can help it..."
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Element 117
This just threw a hell of a wrench in my plans, Thanks
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Element 117
what is it with Latinas? Goddamn willpower killers, I swear.
Working Fishery.
Well aren't you a freaky lil fella... retirement homes... ew...
Dave
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I'll bet Gas already has a gif of that.
And here I thought you had given up writing that stuff. With ideas like this, you're wasting your talent.
Cajungal
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And here I thought you had given up writing that stuff. With ideas like this, you're wasting your talent.[/QUOTE]
I haven't had any projects lately, so I'm completely free. Do you require any erotic literature, Mr. Size?
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Element 117
tangentially on topic. It's sad that sex is soooo goood when single.
And here I thought you had given up writing that stuff. With ideas like this, you're wasting your talent.[/QUOTE]
I haven't had any projects lately, so I'm completely free. Do you require any erotic literature, Mr. Size?[/QUOTE]
No thanks. I swore that stuff off after Googling "Dorito feet" and accidentally stumbling across something that can never be un-read.
I've actually been sorta kinda interested in trying this, now that I'm single and not a total virgin...
I've seen the same.oh boy i used to date a girl who had curfews, had to let her parents know where she was at all time, couldn't sleep anywhere but home.
She was 23. that did not end well.
the only + of this situation is that i think all these rules made her extremely adventurous and kinky...
too bad, she could have been my soulmate.
Be prepared for extreme frustration
I had her move in with me, solved the problem.
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Chibibar
I've actually been sorta kinda interested in trying this, now that I'm single and not a total virgin...[/QUOTE]
watch your cue from the woman and make sure she is happy and you are golden
I've actually been sorta kinda interested in trying this, now that I'm single and not a total virgin...[/QUOTE]
watch your cue from the woman and make sure she is happy and you are golden
[/QUOTE]I don't like to use "golden" to describe sex, but that's probably just me and my messed up mind.
And here I thought you had given up writing that stuff. With ideas like this, you're wasting your talent.[/QUOTE]
I haven't had any projects lately, so I'm completely free. Do you require any erotic literature, Mr. Size?[/QUOTE]
No thanks. I swore that stuff off after Googling "Dorito feet" and accidentally stumbling across something that can never be un-read.
[/QUOTE]A friend of mine and I were joking about the next mythical creature to become popular, and we've decided that it's Mermen. I started writing last night
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