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Dual play any random porno and Faces of Death at high volume, leaving the door open a crack. If anyone peeks in or disturbs you, inform them you're not sure which is making you so aroused, but you haven't felt this turned on in about 7 years. Creepy + Slap in the face?
dayum. :thumbsup:
I wish I could do that with my ex. ah well. I'll live vicariously through shego.
 
Honestly, just pleasantly help them evict the remaining stuff. Have them remember you as not a jerk. Enjoy decades of wistfulness. It's fuzzy revenge!

--Patrick
 
She left me a destroyed home. There is a disaster in almost every room. The topper? She took all the cleaning supplies. The mop/bucket, the air fresheners, the windex, everything for cleaning.

She was supposed to have everything out by now too, but the cat and dog are still here, her "leftover" clothes are still here. The glass to the computer desk is still here. She's still going to have to come back today for all that nonsense.

Oh and she took ALL of the tools (the entire toolbox) which was about $200 worth of stuff she never even used. She also took my favorite razer ($30 razer with blades) and did I mention the house looks like somebody grabbed it like a snowglobe and shook it?

So much for fucking civility and peace.
 
I have a feeling it went like this:

Family member: "Hey, that looks nice."
Her: "Oh, it's mine. Take it."

Why the hell leave the animals there? Sheesh. I'd think that'd be the first thing she'd take, unless she's not going to.

I'm sorry, Shego. It's almost done though. Maybe scout the house for anything not nailed down that she or her family might find tempting.
 
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I have a feeling it went like this:

Family member: "Hey, that looks nice."
Her: "Oh, it's mine. Take it."

Why the hell leave the animals there? Sheesh. I'd think that'd be the first thing she'd take, unless she's not going to.

I'm sorry, Shego. It's almost done though. Maybe scout the house for anything not nailed down that she or her family might find tempting.
I had a feeling that was going to happen :( (I know you did too Shego) but it seems that this break is a good thing after all. If a person truly care for you, they wouldn't do this.

Leaving the pet behind huh? usually that is the first, I am guessing she is leaving them to you. any plan B on that?
 
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I'd just put all her left over stuff in the trash bin(s) and leave it outside for her to pick up. Animals in carriers (if you have them) or just leashed outside if not. It sends a clear message that you're done with her and you can't trust her inside anymore.
 
As much as I'd like to advocate civility and peace (despite all that's happened), at this point I think it would be far more entertaining to donate every non-living thing of hers left in the house to a charitable organization.

"Fire" isn't a charitable organization, but it IS an entertaining one.
 
I'd just put all her left over stuff in the trash bin(s) and leave it outside for her to pick up. Animals in carriers (if you have them) or just leashed outside if not. It sends a clear message that you're done with her and you can't trust her inside anymore.
Seems a bit cruel to the animals, honestly. It's not their fault.
 
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If it was only for a short time, it's not cruel. Traveling in the car on a road trip would leave them penned up longer. Leaving food and water for them within easy reach wouldn't be cruel either. It's obvious they aren't that important to Shego's ex though. I'm not sure putting them up for adoption wouldn't be more humane.
 
Go buy a gun, and a cleaning kit. AR-15 preferably as it looks like one of those "scary" rifles that go off and kill everyone by itself, and a gun cleaning kit. The entire time she's there next just be sitting in the front room cleaning the gun watching her/her family the entire time, as a side by a pistol, a 1911 has a real nice affect and have it strapped to your hip openly, which is legal in Texas as long as you are on property that YOU CONTROL, i.e. you own/rent and have the power to tell people to leave, so if the house is in your name it's legal. Also, it's legal to openly carry a rifle anywhere in Texas. but yeah, 1911 on your hip the whole time, and clean an AR-15 the whole time. All in all you're looking at around 2 grand, but it'll be worth it. When you're done you can give it to me or sell it or pawn them off or keep them.
 
She's goooooone, she's looooong gone! I no longer care that she took stuff she didn't tell me she was, she left the animals here till the very last minute (making a huge mess of things) and that I had to spend what little of my half of the money that was left over buying stuff to clean up her mess because I'm outta here soon!

Brother came down yesterday with me. So far two rooms down (Living Room and Dining/Kitchen), 2 rooms (Bedrooms) and 2 bathrooms to go. I was estimating needing till Thursday to finish this, but the two of us working together, it looks like Tuesday is our new goal date! Soon it'll be off to new city, off to new life and off to being very close to visiting distance to new girl, who's slowly becoming "my girl" instead. :biggrin:-:thumbsup:

Best part is, she asked me if I ever cheated on her, and I told her no. Then she said "Not even during the month you were gone?" I respond with "You said very clearly that you did not want me to just wait around in case you changed your mind and wanted me to come back. I went out and had a good time but I still came back to you to see if you wanted to work things out. You said no, and I continued talking to her". (I had been texting new girl back and forth over the last few days, even in front of the EX) She responds with: "It hurts me to think that you slept with someonelse, cause even though I said that I didn't want you to". I reply "I never said I slept with her". She says "You didn't?". I respond "What difference does it make? You made your decision." She replies "Just curious, if you moved on that's fine I'm just hurt that you would have done that". I finish with "Let's finish getting your things together". The end. She left not knowing, and I smiled the whole rest of the day.
 
You're definitely well quit of her, Sheki. Good way of handling her last minute attempt at a guilt trip. Also glad that your brother's helping you.
 
Here's some new info I uncovered: The month I was gone, she managed to put together around $600 without my knowledge as well as having a job to keep income coming. Even with this spare cash, she still made me split the $200 from our account, she paid the normal bills with our account and she complained when I took a coin bucket into cash for myself. How much cash do I have left over after buying stuff I needed to clean the house she left behind? $19.

The more truth that comes out, the more amazing this gets.
 

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It's a proven fact that women who are planning to break things off from a long relationship plan ahead. That's exactly what she did. She was planning this well before she told you anything.
 
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Chibibar

It's a proven fact that women who are planning to break things off from a long relationship plan ahead. That's exactly what she did. She was planning this well before she told you anything.
That is what it seems like.
 
Lookie here, Mex, this here is 'Merica, if'n I wanna say went 'steada gone, well I good n well am gunna say went. Go back to Mexiland (not to be confused with sexyland)
 
Today she turned in the keys to the house to me, and it was the last time I was going to see her. She didn't want to get off the car because my brother was here helping me finish up the last bit of cleaning.

After I got the keys, she asks "Anything else? Nothing to say?" and I simply responded "Nope, bye" and walked back in. A few minutes later I get this pathetic text message along the lines of "You've really come a long way and I know you'll find someone great. We simply weren't compatible but you'll do great. Good luck!" I didn't even bother a response.

I never have to physically see her again and any phone calls will end soon as I change providers.

(Here's hoping this is the final entry of the saga in this thread).
 
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Today she turned in the keys to the house to me, and it was the last time I was going to see her. She didn't want to get off the car because my brother was here helping me finish up the last bit of cleaning.

After I got the keys, she asks "Anything else? Nothing to say?" and I simply responded "Nope, bye" and walked back in. A few minutes later I get this pathetic text message along the lines of "You've really come a long way and I know you'll find someone great. We simply weren't compatible but you'll do great. Good luck!" I didn't even bother a response.

I never have to physically see her again and any phone calls will end soon as I change providers.

(Here's hoping this is the final entry of the saga in this thread).
Interesting psychological ploy she is trying to do there. I'm glad you just wash your hand of it.
 
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SeraRelm

Only in comic books, Bhamv. I'm glad you decided to just cut her out of your life rather than seek some petty sort of revenge like so many, Shego. I've found that if you can't get along with someone amicably, it's better to just not bother with them when possible.
 
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