Single Again.

[Shegokigo]

How about, they don't sag, they have fantastic consistancy, and they're nom-a-rific?

You gotta understand, my ex was a 34C. The only girls we ever had that were "this" big were usually a little on the heavier side (still curvy, not fat) so this is an experience for me, let me tell ya.

 

[North_Ranger]

Ah, the science of mammaries. Gotta love it Personally I belong to the "handful and sensitive" school of thought. Admittedly, my hands are quite sizeable.

Also, don't know if you go for older chicks. My sister turns 41 this year.

And if you even think of touching my sixteen-year-old niece... well, let's just say I'm fairly protective of her.

 

[Shegokigo]

The interesting thing was, I really wasn't a "boob" girl either. I mean, sure they were nice, but small and firm were fun too. It's just I've never witnessed any like these before. Outside of implants.

Also, I wouldn't do that to you Ranger, if I were interested in your 16yr old, I'd make sure you'd be dead and buried so you wouldn't have to witness what happens.

Age doesn't have much to do with it, depending on the looks/interest and how much I want out of the relationship.

 

[North_Ranger]

The interesting thing was, I really wasn't a "boob" girl either. I mean, sure they were nice, but small and firm were fun too. It's just I've never witnessed any like these before. Outside of implants.

Mine was the other way around. I had the usual teenage boob fixation, nowadays I think more in terms of sensitivity than size. Call me weird but there's something incredibly arousing in making your partner moan and whimper without touching the honey pot.

Also, I wouldn't do that to you Ranger, if I were interested in your 16yr old, I'd make sure you'd be dead and buried so you wouldn't have to witness what happens.

You are welcome to try, my worthy adversary. But remember: no quarter will be given.

 

[Tinwhistler]

On the subject of "boobs being big, not being all that", all I'm gonna say is she works out daily and does yoga.

Oh, I was only speaking for myself, to be sure. Who am I to deny the power of epic boobs on most people?

 

[Officer_Charon]

God, I love that poster...

 

[Calleja]

God, I love that poster...

Really? I've never found those particular boobs very attractive... they look more like a comic book artist's rendition of boobs than real boobs.

 

[Jay]

Nothing beats cleavage-clamping. Do not bother to attempt with anything less than a C cup.

 

[Cajungal]

So, breasts, huh? I hear they're all the rage on this side of the forum.

 

[Shegokigo]

God, I love that poster...

Really? I've never found those particular boobs very attractive... they look more like a comic book artist's rendition of boobs than real boobs.[/QUOTE]

Yet they're fantastic to behold in person! Even better to nom!

So, breasts, huh? I hear they're all the rage on this side of the forum.

I normally don't speak so explicatly but I'm just giddy. Would it be better if I mentioned that now that I'm single, there's not much preventing me from using the address I found on you to live out some previous forum fantasies? :sneaky:

 

[Cajungal]

:laugh: The talk doesn't bother me, I was just being a smartass. Hell, if it DID bother me, I'd just stay out of the thread, not bitch in here about it. Enjoy your giddiness, and stay away from my apartment! I have an alarm now!

 

[Shegokigo]

I have an alarm now!

Oh I'm well aware.....

 

[Calleja]

NO! WAIT! DON'T CUT THE YELLOW WI-

 

[Element 117]

So she can almost pull off a Liefeld body proportion.

 

 

[figmentPez]

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[David]

This would have been better earlier in the thread.

 

[Shegokigo]

.

The picture on the right, with less spinal damage and a more realistic waist.

 

[Null]

Sounds like you hit a jackpot, then. Good for you. Hope it works out.

 

[Shegokigo]

Most likely not. Like I said, she lives really far away. Her family is massively over protective too.

This was not intended as a long term thing. It really was nice as a starter meal before heading back out into the world though. :slywink:

 

[Null]

That's understandable then. Long-distance is bad for relationships as far as I can tell anyway.

Good deal getting this one though.

 

[PatrThom]

Enjoy what/while you can. Dwell later. Take pictures, they tend to last longer. 20 years from now, you'll pull out one of those 4-shot series from a photo booth and smile.

--Patrick

 

[HowDroll]

*lingering hug* for you, Shego

 

[Rob King]

Also, I wouldn't do that to you Ranger, if I were interested in your 16yr old, I'd make sure you'd be dead and buried so you wouldn't have to witness what happens.

You are welcome to try, my worthy adversary. But remember: no quarter will be given.[/QUOTE]

Ranger ... I really hope you're not intending to use me as a body double. I know, I know: no quarter given, all out war, acceptable losses, collateral damage, etc. but I really don't want Shego to hurt me.

 

[Enresshou]

On the subject of "boobs being big, not being all that", all I'm gonna say is she works out daily and does yoga.

Oh, I was only speaking for myself, to be sure. Who am I to deny the power of epic boobs on most people?

[/QUOTE]

In response, made way back on Halfpixel in the old motivational thread:

I'm happy for you though, Shego. Good luck and have fun!

 

[Math242]

WTF IS THIS SHIT

 

[Calleja]

DO NOT WANT


either set

eugh

 

[Shegokigo]

Heh, I found it amusing the first night we fell asleep together, she had to keep "adjusting" herself due to their size and trying to cuddle with me. :laugh:

 

[Cajungal]

Aww, hehe, that's actually cute.

 

[Hailey Knight]

DO NOT WANT


either set

eugh

We won't let the breasts get you, Caligula. But there's a sizable cock waiting for you.

 

[Shegokigo]

DO NOT WANT


either set

eugh

We won't let the breasts get you, Caligula. But there's a sizable cock waiting for you.[/QUOTE]

Don't you dare put Caligula and Calle together in the same sentence other than "They are nothing alike". :frusty:

 

[Shegokigo]

And it's over as quickly as it began.

Time to go on the prowl again!

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

Epic and Legendary sized boobs tend to only look good INside of a bra, outside gravity takes over and it loses a lot of appeal. This applies mostly to 25+ year olds and 96% of the case studies I've performed. There are exceptions but they are rare.

Also, the secret of boobs: (nsfw due to booblets)

Spoiler

AME, I have to disagree. Whether a bra is involved or not, boobs are still fantastic!

(Unless they're really saggy. eck!)

 

[Shegokigo]

Well it's not "over" but she wants to start talking long term, and says she "moved too fast" with me. So she wants to start "fresh". Ugh.

How that's gonna work with her almost 3hrs away, I have no idea. hwell:

Oh and her boobs are practically the "epic" version, without the sag.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Even without the 3 hours, that tangle of words isn't positive :/.

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

Even without the 3 hours, that tangle of words isn't positive :/.

I was thinking that myself. Sounds like she doesn't know what she wants. Or she's trying to justify something.