Hey Espy I found you a pet cat!

[Hylian]

.

 

[Espy]

Dude, that cat is no man or baby's pet. It's clearly it's own master.

 

[Calleja]

The Mustang we use for stake outs is filled with enough smoke as it is, dammit! Stop giving him smokier ideas.

 

[Espy]

That cat could probably drive our mustang.



EDIT: Which would great since when you drive it we always end up in a ditch.

 

[Calleja]

THAT DITCH WASN'T THERE BEFORE, DAMMIT

 

[Officer_Charon]

*hides shovel, whistling*

 

[filmfanatic]

*hides shovel, whistling*

Man, I've heard of police traps, but this is ridiculous.

 

[Calleja]

THIS IS ENTRAPMENT!

 

[Officer_Charon]

That's how we do down here, son! *grins*

License, registration, proof of insurance?

 

[Calleja]

Uhh... ask the baby, I just drive. >_>

 

[Espy]

Let me get my "papers"...

 

[Rob King]

Someone's getting depooooorteeeeeed!

 

[Calleja]

CHEESE IT, ESE!!

*drives off in a screeching cloud of ditch dust*

 

[Officer_Charon]

Please. ICE NEVER follows up with the illegals we get. It's something of a running gag here.

The irony being, the illegals aren't the ones who run. They just get drunk and fight on Saturday and Sunday nights.

 

[Calleja]

sounds like The Mex, alright.

 

[Rob King]

Hmm. Maybe I should immigrate illegally then ...

 

[Calleja]

...you mean emigrate, then.

 

[Rob King]

I thought immigrate was to move in, and emigrate was to move out. So I'd be immigrating to the USA, but emigrating from Canada.

Although, I could be confused. It happens often enough.

 

[Officer_Charon]

True story: Partner of mine, whilst on duty and keeping an eye on a suspicious individual didn't notice the car in front of him had slowed for traffic, and the two made contact. My buddy is all "Awww crap," 'cause not only did the thuglet get away, now he has an at-fault accident, has to fill a cup, the whole 9 yards.

Except the car pulls away.

So now he's "WTF?" and has to pull over the car he just hit. The hispanic driver gets out and says "Iss okay!"

My buddy, shaking his head says "No sir, I struck your vehicle, we have to do a report."

"Iss okay, iss alright!"

So now my buddy already knows what time it is. The gentleman had the trifecta!

a) No license
b) No insurance
c) No registration.

So when the officer arrived to take the accident report, the driver of the vehicle that was struck was in handcuffs.

There are days when this job makes no sense.

 

[Chad Sexington]

No, that's right. You immigrate to and emigrate from.

 

[Espy]

True story: Partner of mine, whilst on duty and keeping an eye on a suspicious individual didn't notice the car in front of him had slowed for traffic, and the two made contact. My buddy is all "Awww crap," 'cause not only did the thuglet get away, now he has an at-fault accident, has to fill a cup, the whole 9 yards.

Except the car pulls away.

So now he's "WTF?" and has to pull over the car he just hit. The hispanic driver gets out and says "Iss okay!"

My buddy, shaking his head says "No sir, I struck your vehicle, we have to do a report."

"Iss okay, iss alright!"

So now my buddy already knows what time it is. The gentleman had the trifecta!

a) No license
b) No insurance
c) No registration.

So when the officer arrived to take the accident report, the driver of the vehicle that was struck was in handcuffs.

There are days when this job makes no sense.

Sounds pretty racist to me.

 

[Rob King]

That is beautiful.

 

[North_Ranger]

Well said, Wonder Twin.

 

[Dusty668]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, we're wearing sunglasses and Officer Charon just hit it.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Move to Arizona where being an illegal is about to be illegal (if it passes the courts) and subject to 6 months in jail and a 2,500 hundred dollar fine. God bless Arizona