ORANGE JUICE
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Element 117
We weren't friends Gusto. We weren't EVER friends. Just two almost not strangers.
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Philosopher B.
Never pulp. Pulp give Satan a hard-on and makes puppies cry.
I'll not vote in this poll until there is a Vodka option.
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Chazwozel
I like either.
Well, DUH.
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Chazwozel
Tropicana no pulp does taste like orange, what I hate is that Minute Maid concentrate shit.
The best OJ is the freshsqueezed, unpasteurized stuff I get at the farmer's market. You have to drink it all in like 2 days though...
Didn't like pulp when I was a small child. Then I gained use of reason. MOAR PULP
Dave
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I am not a fan of pulp. I love orange juice, but I want to DRINK it, not chew it. Last winter we went to my in-laws and they know we love OJ so they got a carton. It was OMFGSUPERPULP!!! I had one glass and then poured a lot of it out. Yuck. You couldn't even taste the juice as you were trying not to gag on the massive bits of fauxrange pulp. (even with the pulp it was something like 2% oranges)
Not to belabor an old comedy standby (by whom I don't know): "Why do they make furniture polish out of 100% lemons but actual lemonade is only 2% lemon?"
Not to belabor an old comedy standby (by whom I don't know): "Why do they make furniture polish out of 100% lemons but actual lemonade is only 2% lemon?"
I can go with or without. I go both ways when it comes to teh juice, but really, I avoid most fruit juices b/c of the high sugar content.
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Biardo
I could stand pulp, just not to much of it, I don't like to chew my drinks
I think Simply Orange is the best processed orange juice.
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Chazwozel
This is how real men drink orange juice.
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No pulp. If I wanted to eat an orange, I'd get an orange.
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Dusty668
Pulp that stuff, hell drop in a whole orange tree, squirrels and all.
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Element 117
exactly
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Pulp screwdriver? Noo thaaanks
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Wasabi Poptart
Orange juice cannot even be saved by vodka in my world. It's like vomit in a glass.
Sounds like you've made your decision then .
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Element 117
see though i like some pulp/ sometimes i hate it. i am fickle.
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Biardo
Doesn't that come with pulp unless you look for the pulp free one??I can drink either but usually drink without pulp, and I also prefer it to be 100% real and not some chemical shit.
^ Best brand ever. 100% oranges, 100% juice.
annyway I really like it too
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Element 117
So to sum. Gusto is a thieving liar who punches babies in the face.
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Element 117
no, they aren't.
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Chazwozel
Doesn't that come with pulp unless you look for the pulp free one??I can drink either but usually drink without pulp, and I also prefer it to be 100% real and not some chemical shit.
^ Best brand ever. 100% oranges, 100% juice.
annyway I really like it too[/QUOTE]
My mind is so warped by American consumer culture that the packaging for that orange juice makes it completely unappealing to me.
figmentPez
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How about heading over to Burger King to get a "mimosa"* with brunch? :wtf:
*sprite and orange juice
*sprite and orange juice
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kaykordeath
NO pulp. Juice is a beverage, and therefore, should be drunk....not chewed and or caught in ones teeth.
My orange juice is like my novels: pulpy.
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