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ORANGE JUICE

#1

Gusto

Gusto

This will determine our friendship.


#2



Element 117

This will determine our friendship.
We weren't friends Gusto. We weren't EVER friends. Just two almost not strangers.


#3

Gusto

Gusto

The hell you say.


#4

Frank

Frankie Williamson

No pulp. Pulp is disgusting. Having pulp is like asking for a glass of milk with curdled chunks in it.


#5



Philosopher B.

Never pulp. Pulp give Satan a hard-on and makes puppies cry.


#6

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I'll not vote in this poll until there is a Vodka option.


#7

Espy

Espy

The more pulp the better. I want my orange juice to taste like orange, not something the orange pissed out and had chemicals added to.


#8



Chazwozel

I like either.


#9

Gusto

Gusto

Espy, you are my friend.


#10

Hylian

Hylian

I don't drink Orange Juice that often but when I do I prefer it to have pulp.


#11

Espy

Espy

Espy, you are my friend.
Well, DUH.


#12



Chazwozel

The more pulp the better. I want my orange juice to taste like orange, not something the orange pissed out and had chemicals added to.
Tropicana no pulp does taste like orange, what I hate is that Minute Maid concentrate shit.

The best OJ is the freshsqueezed, unpasteurized stuff I get at the farmer's market. You have to drink it all in like 2 days though...


#13

Denbrought

Denbrought

Didn't like pulp when I was a small child. Then I gained use of reason. MOAR PULP


#14

Dave

Dave

I am not a fan of pulp. I love orange juice, but I want to DRINK it, not chew it. Last winter we went to my in-laws and they know we love OJ so they got a carton. It was OMFGSUPERPULP!!! I had one glass and then poured a lot of it out. Yuck. You couldn't even taste the juice as you were trying not to gag on the massive bits of fauxrange pulp. (even with the pulp it was something like 2% oranges)

Not to belabor an old comedy standby (by whom I don't know): "Why do they make furniture polish out of 100% lemons but actual lemonade is only 2% lemon?"


#15

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

I can go with or without. I go both ways when it comes to teh juice, but really, I avoid most fruit juices b/c of the high sugar content.


#16



Biardo

I could stand pulp, just not to much of it, I don't like to chew my drinks


#17

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

The best OJ is the freshsqueezed, unpasteurized stuff I get at the farmer's market. You have to drink it all in like 2 days though...
I think Simply Orange is the best processed orange juice.


#18



Chazwozel

This is how real men drink orange juice.


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#19

General Specific

General Specific

No pulp. If I wanted to eat an orange, I'd get an orange.


#20



Dusty668

Pulp that stuff, hell drop in a whole orange tree, squirrels and all.


#21



Element 117

I'll not vote in this poll until there is a Vodka option.
exactly


#22

Gusto

Gusto

Vodka's a given.


#23



Element 117

Pulp screwdriver? Noo thaaanks


#24



Wasabi Poptart

Orange juice cannot even be saved by vodka in my world. It's like vomit in a glass.


#25

Gusto

Gusto

Pulp screwdriver? Noo thaaanks
Sounds like you've made your decision then .:)


#26



Element 117

see though i like some pulp/ sometimes i hate it. i am fickle.


#27



Biardo

I can drink either but usually drink without pulp, and I also prefer it to be 100% real and not some chemical shit.



^ Best brand ever. 100% oranges, 100% juice.
Doesn't that come with pulp unless you look for the pulp free one??

annyway I really like it too


#28



Element 117

So to sum. Gusto is a thieving liar who punches babies in the face.


#29

Gusto

Gusto

But at least my juice choices are above reproach. :toocool:


#30



Element 117

But at least my juice choices are above reproach. :toocool:
no, they aren't.


#31

ElJuski

ElJuski

Fuck Juice


#32



Chazwozel

I can drink either but usually drink without pulp, and I also prefer it to be 100% real and not some chemical shit.



^ Best brand ever. 100% oranges, 100% juice.
Doesn't that come with pulp unless you look for the pulp free one??

annyway I really like it too[/QUOTE]

My mind is so warped by American consumer culture that the packaging for that orange juice makes it completely unappealing to me.


#33

figmentPez

figmentPez

How about heading over to Burger King to get a "mimosa"* with brunch? :wtf:


*sprite and orange juice


#34



kaykordeath

NO pulp. Juice is a beverage, and therefore, should be drunk....not chewed and or caught in ones teeth.


#35

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

My orange juice is like my novels: pulpy.


#36

Espy

Espy

You know who liked pulpy OJ? George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

You know who liked no-pulp ok? Hitler.


#37

General Specific

General Specific

You know who liked pulpy OJ? George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

You know who liked no-pulp ok? Hitler.
Godwin'd, you lose.


#38

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Then there is that lesson you learn once every couple of years...

Don't drink OJ right after brushing your teeth.


#39



Philosopher B.

This is what happens when you drink pulp.



Every. Single. Time.


#40

Cajungal

Cajungal

Pulp! Extra pulp! ALL THE PULP!


#41

Morphine

Morphine

I've ALWAYS hated pulp. I used to hate my dad for making me drink orange juice with all the pulp when I was a kid.
Mommy would always take it out first.


#42



Philosopher B.

The more people that drink pulp, the more the problem multiplies.



LOOT AT THOSE UNHAPPY MUGS. LOOK AT 'EM.


#43

Baerdog

Baerdog

Wait, so far I've learned that drinking pulpy orange juice gets me cute puppies?

MOAR PULP!


#44



Philosopher B.

Nooo! It's a bad thing, dammit. Look what happens to Glenn Beck when you drink it:



Wait.

*Drowns self in pulp*


#45

Tepshen

Tepshen

I live in florida so if I want an orange I just walk out back and get one off the tree. I think its for this reason I cant stand the taste of store bought OJ, pulp or no. its like drinking strained stale piss that might have once tasted like an orange.


#46



Joe Johnson

Oh yeah? Where I live, oranges grow right in your mouth, so you're ALWAYS eating the freshest orange possible. We call them super-oranges. Anything else tastes like magotted dog vomit.


#47



Philosopher B.

I am an orange.

This is my posting face:



I sometimes eat myself.


#48

LittleSin

LittleSin

Oh god. Laughing so hard right now.


#49



Chazwozel

.


#50

Fun Size

Fun Size

Fuck Juice
Well obviously if you're drinking fuck juice, you want the no pulp variety. Goes without saying, really.

OJ though? If you ain't pulpy, you ain't here to party.


#51

Covar

Covar

PULP!


#52

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Pulp. And pulp.

My fridge always has a ready supply of Tropicana Pure Premium Grovestand. Always.


#53

Cajungal

Cajungal

Whoever said that Simply Orange is the best OJ you can get at the store---I agree with that person. Tasty.


#54

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

Fucking pulp. I want to fucking take the fucking Simply Orange OJ after it's settled and fucking pour the fucking juice out until only pulp is left and fucking do that to another bottle. Then combine the fuckers to where I NEED A FORK TO EAT MY ORANGE JUICE I WONDER IF I COULD MAKE PAPER FROM ALL THAT PULP BUT I WOULD NOT WANT TO WASTE IT OH MY GOD CAN I BATHE IN IT NOW PLZ?????


#55

Baerdog

Baerdog

Dude...that may be just a teensy bit too much pulp.

Alternative answer: Good news, everyone! I've just invented a machine that produces orange juice that's only pulp!


#56

Cajungal

Cajungal

He spoke against the pulp. KILL HIM!


#57

Baerdog

Baerdog

My gargoyle will save me. Pazuzuuuu!



#58

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

Dude...that may be just a teensy bit too much pulp.

Alternative answer: Good news, everyone! I've just invented a machine that produces orange juice that's only pulp!
Sorry. I am just quite passionate about my juices.


...take that how you will.

---------- Post added at 04:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:07 PM ----------

LIKE IF I WANT A FREAKING TRANSFUSION I ONLY FREAKING WANT PLATELETS! NO PLASMA!


#59

Fun Size

Fun Size

Oh, we will. We will.


#60



Element 117

I am just quite passionate about my juices.
new haiku for you


#61

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

This poll fails for two reasons:

1: No Grue Option
2: No superior Orange Juice option (see below)



#62

blotsfan

blotsfan

I'll not vote in this poll until there is a Vodka option.
Good call. I don't drink Orange juice otherwise. And at that point, I couldnt care less if theres pulp or not.


#63

Tepshen

Tepshen

Oh yeah? Where I live, oranges grow right in your mouth, so you're ALWAYS eating the freshest orange possible. We call them super-oranges. Anything else tastes like magotted dog vomit.
yeah thats the good stuff


#64

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I don't drink Orange Juice that often but when I do I prefer it to have pulp.
Stay thirsty, my friends.


#65

Gusto

Gusto

1: No Grue Option
See I prefer to think of the poll as more credible because of this.

Call me crazy. :p


#66

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

You would.


#67

Gusto

Gusto

I did!


#68

Null

Null

Oh, man. Orange Julius was a real treat for me and my sister when we were kids.


#69

Seraphyn

Seraphyn

The best OJ is the freshsqueezed, unpasteurized stuff I get at the farmer's market. You have to drink it all in like 2 days though...
Exactly, freshly squeezed with pulp, else don't bother with the pulp.


#70

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I don't really care. I usually don't even check. But there are TIMES where I really want the pulp for some reason.


#71



Philosopher B.

I'm drinkin' cranberry juice mixed with no-pulp Tropicana right now. And it's-a tastin' great. *Lipsmack*


#72

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

ALL OF YOU FUCKERS THAT DON'T DRINK PULP

...thank you! More for us!


#73

Krisken

Krisken

Give me pulp or give me death.


#74



Soliloquy

I'm drinkin' cranberry juice mixed with no-pulp Tropicana right now. And it's-a tastin' great. *Lipsmack*
Yeah, well I just drank cranberry juice with pulpy minute maid. So ha.

[I like extra pulp, by the way. makes it more smoothie-like.]


#75

tegid

tegid

Pulp!


#76

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Regular pulp. You make the juice, some pulp is present, it's time to drink.


#77



Philosopher B.

Just say no. To pulp. And drugs, too.

But mostly pulp.


#78



Element 117

orange juice is the new steak


#79

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

One forum. Two factions.

One man attempts to unite them... with his flappy hooties.



Coming soon: after we get funded by his inheritance.


#80

Gusto

Gusto

And they will KNOW



#81

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Why...why does Dave have front-butt D:


#82

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

That's his FUPA: Fat Upper Pussy Area.

Old men get it when they wear tight pants!


#83

Tepshen

Tepshen

orange juice is the new steak
I was really excited because I wanted this to be true but I can say now from personal experience that A1 sauce is MUCH better with steak than with OJ. This leads me to believe that steak is still steak and OJ has a long way to go.


#84

Baerdog

Baerdog

Oh no....you do not put A-1 on your steak. :humph:


#85

Tepshen

Tepshen

Oh no....you do not put A-1 on your steak. :humph:
Quite right. Especially when that steak is in fact orange juice.


#86

Null

Null

I just put salt and pepper on my steak, when it's a steak. When it's a component it something else, I usually marinade it.


#87



makare

orange juice is the new steak
I called it!


#88



Biardo

yeah but do you prefer your OJ rare or well done?


#89

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Apple juice. Never liked oranges. Liquid or otherwise.

And I do mean apple juice, not that shitty apple drink stuff that's basically water with additives.


#90

Cajungal

Cajungal

Man, that reminds me... I really want a juicer.


#91



Element 117


obligatory


#92



Chazwozel

Apple juice. Never liked oranges. Liquid or otherwise.

And I do mean apple juice, not that shitty apple drink stuff that's basically water with additives.
So...you mean Apple cider...


#93



LordRavage



OJ should be where OJ belongs, in prison.


#94

Dave

Dave

One forum. Two factions.

One man attempts to unite them... with his flappy hooties.



Coming soon: after we get funded by his inheritance.
I can't decide whether to :cry: or :rofl:


#95

Fun Size

Fun Size

Either way, drag your hooties out of our juice. That's just unsanitary.


#96

Dave

Dave

They are uneven! My hooties are perfectly formed globes of droopy old man flesh.


#97

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Apple juice. Never liked oranges. Liquid or otherwise.

And I do mean apple juice, not that shitty apple drink stuff that's basically water with additives.
So...you mean Apple cider...[/QUOTE]

No, I mean apple juice over apple drink - the latter being basically artificially flavoured sugar water that barely tastes like apple. Apple juice is what it says on the can: Juice. From apples.


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