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This will determine our friendship.

Gusto said:

This will determine our friendship.

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We weren't friends Gusto. We weren't EVER friends. Just two almost not strangers.

The hell you say.

No pulp. Pulp is disgusting. Having pulp is like asking for a glass of milk with curdled chunks in it.

Never pulp. Pulp give Satan a hard-on and makes puppies cry.

I'll not vote in this poll until there is a Vodka option.

The more pulp the better. I want my orange juice to taste like orange, not something the orange pissed out and had chemicals added to.

I like either.

Espy, you are my friend.

I don't drink Orange Juice that often but when I do I prefer it to have pulp.

Gusto said:

Espy, you are my friend.

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Well, DUH.

Espy said:

The more pulp the better. I want my orange juice to taste like orange, not something the orange pissed out and had chemicals added to.

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Tropicana no pulp does taste like orange, what I hate is that Minute Maid concentrate shit.

The best OJ is the freshsqueezed, unpasteurized stuff I get at the farmer's market. You have to drink it all in like 2 days though...

Didn't like pulp when I was a small child. Then I gained use of reason. MOAR PULP

I am not a fan of pulp. I love orange juice, but I want to DRINK it, not chew it. Last winter we went to my in-laws and they know we love OJ so they got a carton. It was OMFGSUPERPULP!!! I had one glass and then poured a lot of it out. Yuck. You couldn't even taste the juice as you were trying not to gag on the massive bits of fauxrange pulp. (even with the pulp it was something like 2% oranges)

Not to belabor an old comedy standby (by whom I don't know): "Why do they make furniture polish out of 100% lemons but actual lemonade is only 2% lemon?"

I can go with or without. I go both ways when it comes to teh juice, but really, I avoid most fruit juices b/c of the high sugar content.

I could stand pulp, just not to much of it, I don't like to chew my drinks

Chazwozel said:

The best OJ is the freshsqueezed, unpasteurized stuff I get at the farmer's market. You have to drink it all in like 2 days though...

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I think Simply Orange is the best processed orange juice.

This is how real men drink orange juice.


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No pulp. If I wanted to eat an orange, I'd get an orange.

Pulp that stuff, hell drop in a whole orange tree, squirrels and all.

sixpackshaker said:

I'll not vote in this poll until there is a Vodka option.

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exactly

Vodka's a given.

Pulp screwdriver? Noo thaaanks

Orange juice cannot even be saved by vodka in my world. It's like vomit in a glass.

Xiaofang Nuren said:

Pulp screwdriver? Noo thaaanks

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Sounds like you've made your decision then .

see though i like some pulp/ sometimes i hate it. i am fickle.

Amorous Eyes said:

I can drink either but usually drink without pulp, and I also prefer it to be 100% real and not some chemical shit.

^ Best brand ever. 100% oranges, 100% juice.

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Doesn't that come with pulp unless you look for the pulp free one??

annyway I really like it too

So to sum. Gusto is a thieving liar who punches babies in the face.

But at least my juice choices are above reproach. :toocool:

Gusto said:

But at least my juice choices are above reproach. :toocool:

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no, they aren't.

Fuck Juice

Biardo;379930][QUOTE=Amorous Eyes said:

I can drink either but usually drink without pulp, and I also prefer it to be 100% real and not some chemical shit.

^ Best brand ever. 100% oranges, 100% juice.

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Doesn't that come with pulp unless you look for the pulp free one??

annyway I really like it too[/QUOTE]

My mind is so warped by American consumer culture that the packaging for that orange juice makes it completely unappealing to me.

How about heading over to Burger King to get a "mimosa"* with brunch? :wtf:


*sprite and orange juice

NO pulp. Juice is a beverage, and therefore, should be drunk....not chewed and or caught in ones teeth.

My orange juice is like my novels: pulpy.

You know who liked pulpy OJ? George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

You know who liked no-pulp ok? Hitler.

Espy said:

You know who liked pulpy OJ? George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

You know who liked no-pulp ok? Hitler.

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Godwin'd, you lose.

Then there is that lesson you learn once every couple of years...

Don't drink OJ right after brushing your teeth.

This is what happens when you drink pulp.



Every. Single. Time.

Pulp! Extra pulp! ALL THE PULP!

I've ALWAYS hated pulp. I used to hate my dad for making me drink orange juice with all the pulp when I was a kid.
Mommy would always take it out first.

The more people that drink pulp, the more the problem multiplies.



LOOT AT THOSE UNHAPPY MUGS. LOOK AT 'EM.

Wait, so far I've learned that drinking pulpy orange juice gets me cute puppies?

MOAR PULP!

Nooo! It's a bad thing, dammit. Look what happens to Glenn Beck when you drink it:



Wait.

*Drowns self in pulp*

I live in florida so if I want an orange I just walk out back and get one off the tree. I think its for this reason I cant stand the taste of store bought OJ, pulp or no. its like drinking strained stale piss that might have once tasted like an orange.

Oh yeah? Where I live, oranges grow right in your mouth, so you're ALWAYS eating the freshest orange possible. We call them super-oranges. Anything else tastes like magotted dog vomit.

I am an orange.

This is my posting face:



I sometimes eat myself.

Oh god. Laughing so hard right now.

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Jigglymuff said:

Fuck Juice

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Well obviously if you're drinking fuck juice, you want the no pulp variety. Goes without saying, really.

OJ though? If you ain't pulpy, you ain't here to party.

PULP!

Pulp. And pulp.

My fridge always has a ready supply of Tropicana Pure Premium Grovestand. Always.

Whoever said that Simply Orange is the best OJ you can get at the store---I agree with that person. Tasty.

Fucking pulp. I want to fucking take the fucking Simply Orange OJ after it's settled and fucking pour the fucking juice out until only pulp is left and fucking do that to another bottle. Then combine the fuckers to where I NEED A FORK TO EAT MY ORANGE JUICE I WONDER IF I COULD MAKE PAPER FROM ALL THAT PULP BUT I WOULD NOT WANT TO WASTE IT OH MY GOD CAN I BATHE IN IT NOW PLZ?????

Dude...that may be just a teensy bit too much pulp.

Alternative answer: Good news, everyone! I've just invented a machine that produces orange juice that's only pulp!

He spoke against the pulp. KILL HIM!

My gargoyle will save me. Pazuzuuuu!

Baerdog said:

Dude...that may be just a teensy bit too much pulp.

Alternative answer: Good news, everyone! I've just invented a machine that produces orange juice that's only pulp!

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Sorry. I am just quite passionate about my juices.


...take that how you will.

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LIKE IF I WANT A FREAKING TRANSFUSION I ONLY FREAKING WANT PLATELETS! NO PLASMA!

Oh, we will. We will.

Vytamindi said:

I am just quite passionate about my juices.

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new haiku for you

This poll fails for two reasons:

1: No Grue Option
2: No superior Orange Juice option (see below)

sixpackshaker said:

I'll not vote in this poll until there is a Vodka option.

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Good call. I don't drink Orange juice otherwise. And at that point, I couldnt care less if theres pulp or not.

Joe Johnson said:

Oh yeah? Where I live, oranges grow right in your mouth, so you're ALWAYS eating the freshest orange possible. We call them super-oranges. Anything else tastes like magotted dog vomit.

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yeah thats the good stuff

Hylian said:

I don't drink Orange Juice that often but when I do I prefer it to have pulp.

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Stay thirsty, my friends.

Shegokigo said:

1: No Grue Option

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See I prefer to think of the poll as more credible because of this.

Call me crazy.

You would.

I did!

Oh, man. Orange Julius was a real treat for me and my sister when we were kids.

Chazwozel said:

The best OJ is the freshsqueezed, unpasteurized stuff I get at the farmer's market. You have to drink it all in like 2 days though...

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Exactly, freshly squeezed with pulp, else don't bother with the pulp.

I don't really care. I usually don't even check. But there are TIMES where I really want the pulp for some reason.

I'm drinkin' cranberry juice mixed with no-pulp Tropicana right now. And it's-a tastin' great. *Lipsmack*

ALL OF YOU FUCKERS THAT DON'T DRINK PULP

...thank you! More for us!

Give me pulp or give me death.

Philosopher B. said:

I'm drinkin' cranberry juice mixed with no-pulp Tropicana right now. And it's-a tastin' great. *Lipsmack*

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Yeah, well I just drank cranberry juice with pulpy minute maid. So ha.

[I like extra pulp, by the way. makes it more smoothie-like.]

Pulp!

Regular pulp. You make the juice, some pulp is present, it's time to drink.

Just say no. To pulp. And drugs, too.

But mostly pulp.

orange juice is the new steak

One forum. Two factions.

One man attempts to unite them... with his flappy hooties.



Coming soon: after we get funded by his inheritance.

And they will KNOW

Why...why does Dave have front-butt D:

That's his FUPA: Fat Upper Pussy Area.

Old men get it when they wear tight pants!

Xiaofang Nuren said:

orange juice is the new steak

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I was really excited because I wanted this to be true but I can say now from personal experience that A1 sauce is MUCH better with steak than with OJ. This leads me to believe that steak is still steak and OJ has a long way to go.

Oh no....you do not put A-1 on your steak. :humph:

Baerdog said:

Oh no....you do not put A-1 on your steak. :humph:

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Quite right. Especially when that steak is in fact orange juice.

I just put salt and pepper on my steak, when it's a steak. When it's a component it something else, I usually marinade it.

Xiaofang Nuren said:

orange juice is the new steak

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I called it!

yeah but do you prefer your OJ rare or well done?

Apple juice. Never liked oranges. Liquid or otherwise.

And I do mean apple juice, not that shitty apple drink stuff that's basically water with additives.

Man, that reminds me... I really want a juicer.

obligatory

North_Ranger said:

Apple juice. Never liked oranges. Liquid or otherwise.

And I do mean apple juice, not that shitty apple drink stuff that's basically water with additives.

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So...you mean Apple cider...

OJ should be where OJ belongs, in prison.

Vytamindi said:

One forum. Two factions.

One man attempts to unite them... with his flappy hooties.

Coming soon: after we get funded by his inheritance.

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I can't decide whether to or

Either way, drag your hooties out of our juice. That's just unsanitary.

They are uneven! My hooties are perfectly formed globes of droopy old man flesh.

Chazwozel;381315][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:

Apple juice. Never liked oranges. Liquid or otherwise.

And I do mean apple juice, not that shitty apple drink stuff that's basically water with additives.

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So...you mean Apple cider...[/QUOTE]

No, I mean apple juice over apple drink - the latter being basically artificially flavoured sugar water that barely tastes like apple. Apple juice is what it says on the can: Juice. From apples.