Tropicana no pulp does taste like orange, what I hate is that Minute Maid concentrate shit.
The best OJ is the freshsqueezed, unpasteurized stuff I get at the farmer's market. You have to drink it all in like 2 days though...
#13
Denbrought
Didn't like pulp when I was a small child. Then I gained use of reason. MOAR PULP
#14
Dave
I am not a fan of pulp. I love orange juice, but I want to DRINK it, not chew it. Last winter we went to my in-laws and they know we love OJ so they got a carton. It was OMFGSUPERPULP!!! I had one glass and then poured a lot of it out. Yuck. You couldn't even taste the juice as you were trying not to gag on the massive bits of fauxrange pulp. (even with the pulp it was something like 2% oranges)
Not to belabor an old comedy standby (by whom I don't know): "Why do they make furniture polish out of 100% lemons but actual lemonade is only 2% lemon?"
#15
drawn_inward
I can go with or without. I go both ways when it comes to teh juice, but really, I avoid most fruit juices b/c of the high sugar content.
#16
Biardo
I could stand pulp, just not to much of it, I don't like to chew my drinks
Then there is that lesson you learn once every couple of years...
Don't drink OJ right after brushing your teeth.
#39
Philosopher B.
This is what happens when you drink pulp.
Every. Single. Time.
#40
Cajungal
Pulp! Extra pulp! ALL THE PULP!
#41
Morphine
I've ALWAYS hated pulp. I used to hate my dad for making me drink orange juice with all the pulp when I was a kid.
Mommy would always take it out first.
#42
Philosopher B.
The more people that drink pulp, the more the problem multiplies.
LOOT AT THOSE UNHAPPY MUGS. LOOK AT 'EM.
#43
Baerdog
Wait, so far I've learned that drinking pulpy orange juice gets me cute puppies?
MOAR PULP!
#44
Philosopher B.
Nooo! It's a bad thing, dammit. Look what happens to Glenn Beck when you drink it:
Wait.
*Drowns self in pulp*
#45
Tepshen
I live in florida so if I want an orange I just walk out back and get one off the tree. I think its for this reason I cant stand the taste of store bought OJ, pulp or no. its like drinking strained stale piss that might have once tasted like an orange.
#46
Joe Johnson
Oh yeah? Where I live, oranges grow right in your mouth, so you're ALWAYS eating the freshest orange possible. We call them super-oranges. Anything else tastes like magotted dog vomit.
Well obviously if you're drinking fuck juice, you want the no pulp variety. Goes without saying, really.
OJ though? If you ain't pulpy, you ain't here to party.
#51
Covar
PULP!
#52
DarkAudit
Pulp. And pulp.
My fridge always has a ready supply of Tropicana Pure Premium Grovestand. Always.
#53
Cajungal
Whoever said that Simply Orange is the best OJ you can get at the store---I agree with that person. Tasty.
#54
Vytamindi
Fucking pulp. I want to fucking take the fucking Simply Orange OJ after it's settled and fucking pour the fucking juice out until only pulp is left and fucking do that to another bottle. Then combine the fuckers to where I NEED A FORK TO EAT MY ORANGE JUICE I WONDER IF I COULD MAKE PAPER FROM ALL THAT PULP BUT I WOULD NOT WANT TO WASTE IT OH MY GOD CAN I BATHE IN IT NOW PLZ?????
#55
Baerdog
Dude...that may be just a teensy bit too much pulp.
Alternative answer: Good news, everyone! I've just invented a machine that produces orange juice that's only pulp!
Oh yeah? Where I live, oranges grow right in your mouth, so you're ALWAYS eating the freshest orange possible. We call them super-oranges. Anything else tastes like magotted dog vomit.
I was really excited because I wanted this to be true but I can say now from personal experience that A1 sauce is MUCH better with steak than with OJ. This leads me to believe that steak is still steak and OJ has a long way to go.
#84
Baerdog
Oh no....you do not put A-1 on your steak. :humph:
No, I mean apple juice over apple drink - the latter being basically artificially flavoured sugar water that barely tastes like apple. Apple juice is what it says on the can: Juice. From apples.