ORANGE JUICE

[Espy]

You know who liked pulpy OJ? George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

You know who liked no-pulp ok? Hitler.

 

[General Specific]

You know who liked pulpy OJ? George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

You know who liked no-pulp ok? Hitler.

Godwin'd, you lose.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Then there is that lesson you learn once every couple of years...

Don't drink OJ right after brushing your teeth.

 

[Philosopher B.]

This is what happens when you drink pulp.

Every. Single. Time.

 

[Cajungal]

Pulp! Extra pulp! ALL THE PULP!

 

[Morphine]

I've ALWAYS hated pulp. I used to hate my dad for making me drink orange juice with all the pulp when I was a kid.
Mommy would always take it out first.

 

[Philosopher B.]

The more people that drink pulp, the more the problem multiplies.

LOOT AT THOSE UNHAPPY MUGS. LOOK AT 'EM.

 

[Baerdog]

Wait, so far I've learned that drinking pulpy orange juice gets me cute puppies?

MOAR PULP!

 

[Philosopher B.]

Nooo! It's a bad thing, dammit. Look what happens to Glenn Beck when you drink it:

Wait.

*Drowns self in pulp*

 

[Tepshen]

I live in florida so if I want an orange I just walk out back and get one off the tree. I think its for this reason I cant stand the taste of store bought OJ, pulp or no. its like drinking strained stale piss that might have once tasted like an orange.

 

[Joe Johnson]

Oh yeah? Where I live, oranges grow right in your mouth, so you're ALWAYS eating the freshest orange possible. We call them super-oranges. Anything else tastes like magotted dog vomit.

 

[Philosopher B.]

I am an orange.

This is my posting face:

I sometimes eat myself.

 

[LittleSin]

Oh god. Laughing so hard right now.

 

[Chazwozel]

.

 

[Fun Size]

Fuck Juice

Well obviously if you're drinking fuck juice, you want the no pulp variety. Goes without saying, really.

OJ though? If you ain't pulpy, you ain't here to party.

 

[Covar]

PULP!

 

[DarkAudit]

Pulp. And pulp.

My fridge always has a ready supply of Tropicana Pure Premium Grovestand. Always.

 

[Cajungal]

Whoever said that Simply Orange is the best OJ you can get at the store---I agree with that person. Tasty.

 

[Vytamindi]

Fucking pulp. I want to fucking take the fucking Simply Orange OJ after it's settled and fucking pour the fucking juice out until only pulp is left and fucking do that to another bottle. Then combine the fuckers to where I NEED A FORK TO EAT MY ORANGE JUICE I WONDER IF I COULD MAKE PAPER FROM ALL THAT PULP BUT I WOULD NOT WANT TO WASTE IT OH MY GOD CAN I BATHE IN IT NOW PLZ?????

 

[Baerdog]

Dude...that may be just a teensy bit too much pulp.

Alternative answer: Good news, everyone! I've just invented a machine that produces orange juice that's only pulp!

 

[Cajungal]

He spoke against the pulp. KILL HIM!

 

[Baerdog]

My gargoyle will save me. Pazuzuuuu!

 

[Vytamindi]

Dude...that may be just a teensy bit too much pulp.

Alternative answer: Good news, everyone! I've just invented a machine that produces orange juice that's only pulp!

Sorry. I am just quite passionate about my juices.


...take that how you will.

---------- Post added at 04:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:07 PM ----------

LIKE IF I WANT A FREAKING TRANSFUSION I ONLY FREAKING WANT PLATELETS! NO PLASMA!

 

[Fun Size]

Oh, we will. We will.

 

[Element 117]

I am just quite passionate about my juices.

new haiku for you

 

[Shegokigo]

This poll fails for two reasons:

1: No Grue Option
2: No superior Orange Juice option (see below)

 

[blotsfan]

I'll not vote in this poll until there is a Vodka option.

Good call. I don't drink Orange juice otherwise. And at that point, I couldnt care less if theres pulp or not.

 

[Tepshen]

Oh yeah? Where I live, oranges grow right in your mouth, so you're ALWAYS eating the freshest orange possible. We call them super-oranges. Anything else tastes like magotted dog vomit.

yeah thats the good stuff

 

[CynicismKills]

I don't drink Orange Juice that often but when I do I prefer it to have pulp.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

 

[Gusto]

1: No Grue Option

See I prefer to think of the poll as more credible because of this.

Call me crazy.

 

[Shegokigo]

You would.

 

[Gusto]

I did!

 

[Null]

Oh, man. Orange Julius was a real treat for me and my sister when we were kids.

 

[Seraphyn]

The best OJ is the freshsqueezed, unpasteurized stuff I get at the farmer's market. You have to drink it all in like 2 days though...

Exactly, freshly squeezed with pulp, else don't bother with the pulp.

 

[checkeredhat]

I don't really care. I usually don't even check. But there are TIMES where I really want the pulp for some reason.