Heaven or hell?

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CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

If you had to choose between a heaven full of endless bliss and no bacon, or a hell of endless torment and all the bacon you could eat which would you choose?

Heaven
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Hell
 
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Philosopher B.

Are you kidding, Heaven sounds like a complete drag. I'm going to Hell to rock out with all the cool musicians and eat BACONBACONBACON.

:rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon:
 
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Soliloquy

You know that bacon is probably designed to torture you in ironic ways, right?
 
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Matt²

Heaven.

I'd rather have heaven than burnt bacon for all eternity.
 
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Matt²

In my endless bliss I won't have any recognition or any need of bacon. Thus, my bliss BECOMES my bacon.
 
@Li3n

@Li3n

Philosopher B. said:
Are you kidding, Heaven sounds like a complete drag. I'm going to Hell to rock out with all the cool musicians and eat BACONBACONBACON.

:rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon:
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But wouldn't the musicians choose being drugged out (bliss) for all eternity to bacon?
 
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Element 117

Yeah,judging by the people in both places, I'll happily take the bacon, thanks.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

You know, the more I think about the implications of Hell and bacon, the more I'm starting to think it would probably mean being force fed sub-par slices of greasy, undercooked nastiness until I vomit and then get fed more. I want to change my decision. Though bliss in Heaven would have to include some crispy, tasty bacon with french toast and maple syrup.
 
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Element 117

I wouldn't even eat the bacon. It goes to necronics idea of heaven isn't perfect if I know people are suffering for all eternity, and judging the people who scream at me to repent every pride parade, frankly I'd feel BAD compromising my principles just because some childish deity scared me into towing the line.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

Well, in reality, I don't believe in Hell and my idea of Heaven is that it's a feeling of utopia caused by a chemical or electrical reaction in your brain during the last seconds of your life. I can't go some place that doesn't actually exist. But sometimes pretending is fun.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Hmmm, I'll be in Heaven with Kyra thank you very much. That Devil fellow is tricky, he may offer me all the bacon I can eat, but never let me eat it. He's tricky that one.
 
Krisken

Krisken

At first I was like
"Meh, bacon is ok" then thought
"At least in Heaven I'd not have to do anything" and finally
"Naked front flap Dave.... sounds like hell either way. I might as well get bacon too."

:p
 
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