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If you had to choose between a heaven full of endless bliss and no bacon, or a hell of endless torment and all the bacon you could eat which would you choose?

Heaven
or
Hell

Are you kidding, Heaven sounds like a complete drag. I'm going to Hell to rock out with all the cool musicians and eat BACONBACONBACON.

:rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon:

You know that bacon is probably designed to torture you in ironic ways, right?

I know and I JUST DON'T CARE. :wub:

Delicious evil and bacon!

Wasabi Poptart said:

Delicious evil and bacon!

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Hell yiss! TERRORIST FIST BUMP!



Also, this should be an official poll! So the cool option can win.

Heaven.

I'd rather have heaven than burnt bacon for all eternity.

Matt² said:

Heaven.

I'd rather have heaven than burnt bacon for all eternity.

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You're dead to me.

Dead and lacking in crispy crispy bacon.

In my endless bliss I won't have any recognition or any need of bacon. Thus, my bliss BECOMES my bacon.

I'll be too busy having sex with supermodels in heaven to worry about bacon.

My vision of heaven does not include me eating a lot of bacon anyways.
Heaven.

:humph: Gosh, you guys, do I gotta illustrate this beach?!

i don't like bacon and i don't believe in heaven or hell.

Philosopher B. said:

Are you kidding, Heaven sounds like a complete drag. I'm going to Hell to rock out with all the cool musicians and eat BACONBACONBACON.

:rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon:

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But wouldn't the musicians choose being drugged out (bliss) for all eternity to bacon?

I don't believe in Bacon.

Yeah,judging by the people in both places, I'll happily take the bacon, thanks.

I don't like bacon. So I'll be in the mythological place called Heaven.

Good to know I'm not the only one who doesn't like bacon.
So I'll just be wherever all the amazing sex is.

Morphine said:

Good to know I'm not the only one who doesn't like bacon.
So I'll just be wherever all the amazing sex is.

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My house.

Dave;387477][QUOTE=Morphine said:

Good to know I'm not the only one who doesn't like bacon.
So I'll just be wherever all the amazing sex is.

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My house.[/QUOTE]

Dave's got old man long-johns with a front flap.

Cajungal;387478][QUOTE=Dave;387477][QUOTE=Morphine said:

Good to know I'm not the only one who doesn't like bacon.
So I'll just be wherever all the amazing sex is.

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My house.[/QUOTE]

Dave's got old man long-johns with a front flap. [/QUOTE]

They are just normal long-johns that I put on backwards.

Dave;387479][QUOTE=Cajungal;387478][QUOTE=Dave;387477][QUOTE=Morphine said:

Good to know I'm not the only one who doesn't like bacon.
So I'll just be wherever all the amazing sex is.

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My house.[/QUOTE]

Dave's got old man long-johns with a front flap. [/QUOTE]

They are just normal long-johns that I put on backwards.[/QUOTE]

See, that kind of thinking... that's why you're the boss.

I love you guys.

Thanks but I'd rather be in Asgard kicking around Valhalla.

You know, the more I think about the implications of Hell and bacon, the more I'm starting to think it would probably mean being force fed sub-par slices of greasy, undercooked nastiness until I vomit and then get fed more. I want to change my decision. Though bliss in Heaven would have to include some crispy, tasty bacon with french toast and maple syrup.

I wouldn't even eat the bacon. It goes to necronics idea of heaven isn't perfect if I know people are suffering for all eternity, and judging the people who scream at me to repent every pride parade, frankly I'd feel BAD compromising my principles just because some childish deity scared me into towing the line.

Well, in reality, I don't believe in Hell and my idea of Heaven is that it's a feeling of utopia caused by a chemical or electrical reaction in your brain during the last seconds of your life. I can't go some place that doesn't actually exist. But sometimes pretending is fun.

Hmmm, I'll be in Heaven with Kyra thank you very much. That Devil fellow is tricky, he may offer me all the bacon I can eat, but never let me eat it. He's tricky that one.

This thread needs more attention. And bacon.

To me, the more important question is where I can get me some decent barbecue.

At first I was like
"Meh, bacon is ok" then thought
"At least in Heaven I'd not have to do anything" and finally
"Naked front flap Dave.... sounds like hell either way. I might as well get bacon too."

North_Ranger said:

To me, the more important question is where I can get me some decent barbecue.

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Don't send me to heaven,
It ain't where I should go......
Because the Devil's got a Charcoal pit
and a good fire down below
-Robert Earl Keen

Oops. Wrong thread.

Rob King said:

Oops. Wrong thread.

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yeah, bacon hater

Matt² said:

This thread needs more attention. And bacon.

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via Bacon Today

Wasabi Poptart said:

You know, the more I think about the implications of Hell and bacon, the more I'm starting to think it would probably mean being force fed sub-par slices of greasy, undercooked nastiness until I vomit and then get fed more. I want to change my decision. Though bliss in Heaven would have to include some crispy, tasty bacon with french toast and maple syrup.

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North_Ranger said:

To me, the more important question is where I can get me some decent barbecue.

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That would be the state of Texas.

I'm a veggie so my answer hardly counts, but despite remembering how delightful bacon was, I would choose Heaven on the assumption that this is where the breasts would be.

I'd choose the place filled with endless stripper clubs and beer volcanoes.

figmentPez;401289][QUOTE=Matt² said:

This thread needs more attention. And bacon.

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via Bacon Today[/QUOTE]
What the hell?

Denbrought said:

I'd choose the place filled with endless stripper clubs and beer volcanoes.

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I figure heaven has strippers and hell has strippers. Heaven would let me touch the strippers because i've been a good boy, in Hell the stippers would just tease me endlessly. They wouldn't even spank me. cause i'd like it.
yeah.

Figment, that's gross.

I don't see why. It's part of the new gay pride plate at Denny's.

Disconnected;401317][QUOTE=Denbrought said:

I'd choose the place filled with endless stripper clubs and beer volcanoes.

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I figure heaven has strippers and hell has strippers. Heaven would let me touch the strippers because i've been a good boy, in Hell the stippers would just tease me endlessly. They wouldn't even spank me. cause i'd like it.
yeah.[/QUOTE]
Well shit, Heaven it is then!

Cajungal said:

Figment, that's gross.

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Yes, I agree. Bacon soaked in food dye looks pretty revolting.

the colors are in the wrong order. you can't just pile them up like that it'd be like a massive or...ohhhh i see.

Purgatory.

Chazwozel said:

North_Ranger said:

To me, the more important question is where I can get me some decent barbecue.

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That would be the state of Texas.

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Onwards toward hell, then.

Baerdog;401327][QUOTE=Disconnected;401317][QUOTE=Denbrought said:

I'd choose the place filled with endless stripper clubs and beer volcanoes.

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I figure heaven has strippers and hell has strippers. Heaven would let me touch the strippers because i've been a good boy, in Hell the stippers would just tease me endlessly. They wouldn't even spank me. cause i'd like it.
yeah.[/QUOTE]
Well shit, Heaven it is then![/QUOTE]

All lies. Heaven is what scientists refer to as a 'drag'. All sex is in the missionary position. In Hell, you get to do the weird stuff. Which includes using bacon and feather-dusters during foreplay. Naughty naughty.

This thread was misleading... this has nothing to do with Gears of the Guilty persuasion.....

figmentPez;401330][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

Figment, that's gross.

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Yes, I agree. Bacon soaked in food dye looks pretty revolting.[/QUOTE]

Olympic bacon?

Heaven. Bacon is waaay overrated.

Scientists. Bah I say!

they say that so you end up in hell being teased.