Heaven or hell?

[Chazwozel]

You know, the more I think about the implications of Hell and bacon, the more I'm starting to think it would probably mean being force fed sub-par slices of greasy, undercooked nastiness until I vomit and then get fed more. I want to change my decision. Though bliss in Heaven would have to include some crispy, tasty bacon with french toast and maple syrup.

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To me, the more important question is where I can get me some decent barbecue.

That would be the state of Texas.

 

[Fun Size]

I'm a veggie so my answer hardly counts, but despite remembering how delightful bacon was, I would choose Heaven on the assumption that this is where the breasts would be.

 

[Denbrought]

I'd choose the place filled with endless stripper clubs and beer volcanoes.

 

[Baerdog]

This thread needs more attention. And bacon.

via Bacon Today[/QUOTE]
What the hell?

 

[Disconnected]

I'd choose the place filled with endless stripper clubs and beer volcanoes.

I figure heaven has strippers and hell has strippers. Heaven would let me touch the strippers because i've been a good boy, in Hell the stippers would just tease me endlessly. They wouldn't even spank me. cause i'd like it.
yeah.

 

[Cajungal]

Figment, that's gross.

 

[Fun Size]

I don't see why. It's part of the new gay pride plate at Denny's.

 

[Baerdog]

I'd choose the place filled with endless stripper clubs and beer volcanoes.

I figure heaven has strippers and hell has strippers. Heaven would let me touch the strippers because i've been a good boy, in Hell the stippers would just tease me endlessly. They wouldn't even spank me. cause i'd like it.
yeah.[/QUOTE]
Well shit, Heaven it is then!

 

[figmentPez]

Figment, that's gross.

Yes, I agree. Bacon soaked in food dye looks pretty revolting.

 

[Disconnected]

the colors are in the wrong order. you can't just pile them up like that it'd be like a massive or...ohhhh i see.

 

[Null]

Purgatory.

 

[Vagabond]

To me, the more important question is where I can get me some decent barbecue.

That would be the state of Texas.

Onwards toward hell, then.

 

[Philosopher B.]

I'd choose the place filled with endless stripper clubs and beer volcanoes.

I figure heaven has strippers and hell has strippers. Heaven would let me touch the strippers because i've been a good boy, in Hell the stippers would just tease me endlessly. They wouldn't even spank me. cause i'd like it.
yeah.[/QUOTE]
Well shit, Heaven it is then![/QUOTE]

All lies. Heaven is what scientists refer to as a 'drag'. All sex is in the missionary position. In Hell, you get to do the weird stuff. Which includes using bacon and feather-dusters during foreplay. Naughty naughty.

 

[Cobra Star]

This thread was misleading... this has nothing to do with Gears of the Guilty persuasion.....

 

[Matt²]

Figment, that's gross.

Yes, I agree. Bacon soaked in food dye looks pretty revolting.[/QUOTE]

Olympic bacon?

 

[LordRendar]

Heaven. Bacon is waaay overrated.

 

[Disconnected]

Scientists. Bah I say!

they say that so you end up in hell being teased.