This film > Crouching Tiger + Jackie Chan + Jet Li + every other film, EVER.

[bhamv3]

I'm not sure what that girl is after, but by this point I'd be inclined to just let her have it!

 

[Chibibar]

RainWoman Kung-fu!

 

[SpecialKO]

RainWoman Kung-fu!

The toothpick scene would have been epic had Tom Cruise tossed them all in the air and had Dustin Hoffman caught them all before they hit the ground.

 

[Covar]

Hero was a boring piece of Chinese communist propaganda.

That trailer looked awesome, definitely going to try and watch it at some point.