The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

figmentPez

figmentPez

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Cajungal

Cajungal

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D'ohhhhh.

There was this troublemaker at one of the all-girl dorms here back when I was a desk assistant. She hid her homeless ex-con (seriously) boyfriend in the basement and her room, her over-protective (gasp) Father called my desk all the time asking to talk to her when she didn't pick up her phone... generally she was a giant pain in my ass. One time her shitty boyfriend "reported" me to my superiors in Residential Life for throwing him out (doing my job) when he tried to sleep over in the lobby.

So I ran into her last night at the grocery store... pregnant. Jesus, kid. Good luck with that. Hope that loser's not the father. It's an awful thing to think, but I also hope it was at least consensual sex that led to this baby. She's this tiny little person--it always scared me that she dated these big scary dudes. :\
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Cajungal said:
D'ohhhhh.

There was this troublemaker at one of the all-girl dorms here back when I was a desk assistant. She hid her homeless ex-con (seriously) boyfriend in the basement and her room, her over-protective (gasp) Father called my desk all the time asking to talk to her when she didn't pick up her phone... generally she was a giant pain in my ass. One time her shitty boyfriend "reported" me to my superiors in Residential Life for throwing him out (doing my job) when he tried to sleep over in the lobby.

So I ran into her last night at the grocery store... pregnant. Jesus, kid. Good luck with that. Hope that loser's not the father. It's an awful thing to think, but I also hope it was at least consensual sex that led to this baby. She's this tiny little person--it always scared me that she dated these big scary dudes. :\
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I hate to play on stereotypes, but welcome to the south. Enjoy your stay. :|
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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CynicismKills;420753][QUOTE=Cajungal said:
D'ohhhhh.

There was this troublemaker at one of the all-girl dorms here back when I was a desk assistant. She hid her homeless ex-con (seriously) boyfriend in the basement and her room, her over-protective (gasp) Father called my desk all the time asking to talk to her when she didn't pick up her phone... generally she was a giant pain in my ass. One time her shitty boyfriend "reported" me to my superiors in Residential Life for throwing him out (doing my job) when he tried to sleep over in the lobby.

So I ran into her last night at the grocery store... pregnant. Jesus, kid. Good luck with that. Hope that loser's not the father. It's an awful thing to think, but I also hope it was at least consensual sex that led to this baby. She's this tiny little person--it always scared me that she dated these big scary dudes. :\
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I hate to play on stereotypes, but welcome to the south. Enjoy your stay. :|[/QUOTE]

Yep. This the only place where stupid girls rebel against their fathers! :awesome:
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Cajungal;420801][QUOTE=CynicismKills;420753][QUOTE=Cajungal said:
D'ohhhhh.

There was this troublemaker at one of the all-girl dorms here back when I was a desk assistant. She hid her homeless ex-con (seriously) boyfriend in the basement and her room, her over-protective (gasp) Father called my desk all the time asking to talk to her when she didn't pick up her phone... generally she was a giant pain in my ass. One time her shitty boyfriend "reported" me to my superiors in Residential Life for throwing him out (doing my job) when he tried to sleep over in the lobby.

So I ran into her last night at the grocery store... pregnant. Jesus, kid. Good luck with that. Hope that loser's not the father. It's an awful thing to think, but I also hope it was at least consensual sex that led to this baby. She's this tiny little person--it always scared me that she dated these big scary dudes. :\
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I hate to play on stereotypes, but welcome to the south. Enjoy your stay. :|[/QUOTE]

Yep. This the only place where stupid girls rebel against their fathers! :awesome:[/QUOTE]

I see it here more than I have anywhere else I've lived. Hell, two of my cousins have done it already, not to mention the majority of their friends. Kids and divorces before they're in their mid-twenties. I'm not saying this is the only place you'll find it, and I apologize if you've taken offense, but that's what I've seen.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Nah, I'm not, actually. Just playing around. :) I can't really make any comparisons, as I've only lived here.
 
Gusto

Gusto

HCGLNS;420804][QUOTE=Cajungal said:
Yep. This the only place where stupid girls rebel against their fathers! :awesome:
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Well that explains why Gusto is single...[/QUOTE]

Because I'm somebody's... father?

I don't understand!

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Also I'm single because like my ACTUAL parents, you haven't tried to set me up with a new girl this week.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Because only in the South do girls rebel against their fathers, thus up in Northern Michigan they don't date those bad boys like Gusto! They choose to date nice boys like Nick or Checkered Hat, but rebels like Gusto? Never!
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Cajungal said:
Nah, I'm not, actually. Just playing around. :) I can't really make any comparisons, as I've only lived here.
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Every place I lived has a pretty big group that plays to the stereotype. There's terrifying mountain-man-hillbillies in Missouri, and there's vapid, idiotic blonde kids in southern California. I went to school with a bunch of them. :|
 
Baerdog

Baerdog

HCGLNS said:
Because only in the South do girls rebel against their fathers, thus up in Northern Michigan they don't date those bad boys like Gusto! They choose to date nice boys like Nick or Checkered Hat, but rebels like Gusto? Never!
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My new life's wish: to see Gusto's head shopped onto James Dean's body.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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I think part of it has to do with the fact that women down here are very very okay with being young mothers, for one thing. Baby fever strikes as young as 16. Then there's the pretty strong anti-abortion sentiment. I'm sure there are many women who claim to be anti-abortion and have gotten them anyway, but there are also lots of girls who keep the kid because she thinks it's her only option.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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CynicismKills;420836][QUOTE=Cajungal said:
Nah, I'm not, actually. Just playing around. :) I can't really make any comparisons, as I've only lived here.
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Every place I lived has a pretty big group that plays to the stereotype. There's terrifying mountain-man-hillbillies in Missouri, and there's vapid, idiotic blonde kids in southern California. I went to school with a bunch of them. :|[/QUOTE]

Heeheeheee... now Zappa's "Valley Girl" is running through my head.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Gusto said:
Also I'm single because like my ACTUAL parents, you haven't tried to set me up with a new girl this week.
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Once you finish school, come on out East, we'll get you a nice cushy Fed job and I'll introduce you to a new beautiful single girl every week to date. Seriously, my city is nothing but beautiful lonely single women.
 
Gusto

Gusto

The fuck, southwestern Ontario...

Actually we've got a lot here too, I'm just not actively looking right now AND WHY DID THIS BECOME ABOUT ME!?
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Lol. HC, you kind of come off as Gusto's "cool Uncle..." like one of those family members who's actually a friend of one of the parents and buys their kids their first beers and stuff...
 
Gusto

Gusto

I don't have any cool uncles. My best uncle averages out to "reasonable" because he's had a stroke and is kind of limited in speech and actions.

My other two uncles are people I would punch if I saw them now.
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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While searching for photos for the cosplay thread, I noticed quite a few weapons that had orange zip ties on them. I know this is know as peace-bonding, but it just made me wonder why I've never seen a Green Lantern with a peace-bonded ring. Most powerful weapon in the universe, and they just waltz through the convention doors without a security check.
 
Gusto

Gusto

Because no cosplayer is gonna assault someone with a ring, generally. Or that's the opinion, anyway.

The Red Lanterns would walk all over that convention floor...
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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Gusto said:
Because no cosplayer is gonna assault someone with a ring, generally. Or that's the opinion, anyway.
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I was thinking maybe some lantern cosplayer might get huffy or smart-ass and demand his weapon get bonded just like everyone else's.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

So I met my wife for lunch today, she just got her hair done with hi-lights. They looked good so I complimented her with

"Cool! You got a skunk stripe!"


When I regained consciousness...
 
Baerdog

Baerdog

HCGLNS said:
So I met my wife for lunch today, she just got her hair done with hi-lights. They looked good so I complimented her with

"Cool! You got a skunk stripe!"


When I regained consciousness...
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...she had you tied to the bed and was using your body for her own sexual gratification? That's how I hope this story ends.
 
P

Philosopher B.

I was bored just now so I drew Abe Lincoln.



And then I applied a shitty effect in the Gimp for a lark.



It was a way to use up a couple minutes.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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I had a check-up today, and when I'm at a doctor's office I always talk a LOT because I feel a little nervous. So we're talking movies, family, career, etc., and out of the blue he smiles and says, "You've got spunk. Spunk is good. That'll help when you teach!" ^_^ I love that guy.
 
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