The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[phil]

I don't have any cool uncles. My best uncle averages out to "reasonable" because he's had a stroke and is kind of limited in speech and actions.

My other two uncles are people I would punch if I saw them now.

My brother wants to have kids so then I'll be Uncle Phil.


I don't look forward to the fat jokes.

 

[Gusto]

I don't have any cool uncles. My best uncle averages out to "reasonable" because he's had a stroke and is kind of limited in speech and actions.

My other two uncles are people I would punch if I saw them now.

My brother wants to have kids so then I'll be Uncle Phil.


I don't look forward to the fat jokes.[/QUOTE]

It's either a good or a bad thing that by the age your nephews/nieces are old enough to mock you in such a way, it'll be 2020, and they won't know the reference.

 

[Gusto]

And Will will be playing Jeffrey.

You just blew my fucking mind.

 

[Cajungal]

O.O

 

[phil]

They're going to auto tune the shit outta the theme.

 

[figmentPez]

It's either a good or a bad thing that by the age your nephews/nieces are old enough to mock you in such a way, it'll be 2020, and they won't know the reference.

Fresh Prince is still in reruns. I grew up seeing Leave it to Beaver, I love Lucy, Gilligan's Island and Bewitched. The next generation may know who Uncle Phil is.

 

[Denbrought]

I was bored, so I poorly shopped the most interesting

 

[Rob King]

Den ... you have desecrated an idol! I'm not sure how I can react. It might be time for holy war

 

[Baerdog]

Yeah, NOONE should affiliate the Durr face with that [STRIKE]crappy[/STRIKE] mediocre beer.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I'm sorry, I thought that Den-Den came up with a rather good shop. Haters gonna hate, and all...

 

[Baerdog]

I was playing off of Rob's comment about desecrating an idol. >_>

 

[Denbrought]

Nyahahahaha

 

[Baerdog]

Den knows I love him.

 

[Denbrought]

Den knows I love him.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Shoulda added a *chuckle* emote... wasnae bein' serrious

 

[Rob King]

Screw the beer. The Most Interesting Man in the World is the Zeus of my personal pantheon of idols.*



* - is not actually upset

 

[CynicismKills]

Screw the beer. The Most Interesting Man in the World is the Zeus of my personal pantheon of idols.*



* - is not actually upset

What, Zeus should be the Zeus of your pantheon. I mean, think about it.

"Oh hey there Dos Equis guy, I know you think you're something special, but here's what's going down in Chinatown. I'm going to turn myself into a mallard. That's right, a fucking mallard. You know what I'm going to do from there? What I do best, little man. I'm going to find your mother and give her hot duck loving. After that I'll disappear, and she will birth your younger demigod brother. Not only will your new sibling be better than you in every way, but when people ask who his dad is he gets to tell them 'Oh, a mallard. Now if you'll excuse me I have a seventeen-vaginad Siren-Medusa to bone mightily. I might push Iceland further south for giggles afterwards.'"

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

are there any cool posters that started posting since I was last here?

 

[phil]

Chad sexington is back my friend.


so kinda.


that one guy seems alright. mashasi, moshisu. I'm bad with names.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

idk who chad sexington is

 

[phil]

Then you are missing out!

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

aw man i don't want to miss out!!!!!

 

[phil]

Sexington Secrets

Ask him anything you've ever wanted to know about sex, but were too afraid to ask. Starring Woody Alan.

 

[Rob King]

What, Zeus should be the Zeus of your pantheon. I mean, think about it.

"Oh hey there Dos Equis guy, I know you think you're something special, but here's what's going down in Chinatown. I'm going to turn myself into a mallard. That's right, a fucking mallard. You know what I'm going to do from there? What I do best, little man. I'm going to find your mother and give her hot duck loving. After that I'll disappear, and she will birth your younger demigod brother. Not only will your new sibling be better than you in every way, but when people ask who his dad is he gets to tell them 'Oh, a mallard. Now if you'll excuse me I have a seventeen-vaginad Siren-Medusa to bone mightily. I might push Iceland further south for giggles afterwards.'"

I don't think I've ever seen an adjective follow "Bone" quite as well as "Mightily" just did. Thank you for that.

 

[LittleSin]

What the hell is this? I've never seen something like this just fly at me in the middle of a game!

 

[Rob King]

Quake in the glory which is my new Avatar and custom title!

 

[Denbrought]

That pic makes me think "night talk-show host" for some reason.

 

[Rob King]

One of my friends said Ricky Gervais, but it was regarding a different picture in the lot, so that's probably no help.

 

[figmentPez]

that particular pic of you reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger on it.

The Cinema Snob?

 

[Baerdog]

From that angle Rob actually reminds me a bit of Charlie.

 

[Gusto]

I thought he looked like Hank Azaria as he appeared in Friends, sans beard.

 

[Hylian]

 

[fade]

You know what would be awesome? A real world religion based MMO. You could have Christians and Muslims and Buddhists and Animists of various kinds. You could definitely have a talent build system like WoW which represented denominations. Like the Radical tree in the Muslim class would give you a really powerful explosive attack that killed you, too. Each class would have class-specific talents, too. Like the Christians can self-rez, but only once every three days.

 

[Cajungal]

Oh, damn. :laugh:

 

[Hylian]