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North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Dear Dave, Jay or any other forumite,

What is the correct and polite procedure in informing one's female sex partner that her private area is so overgrown with vaginal hair that going down on said partner is somewhat difficult due to the thickness of said hair? How one should then politely suggest removal of said hair?
 
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Philosopher B.

Whip out a map just before going down and when she asks you what the map's for, tell her you're trying to find your way through her jungle of love to get to the island of Gina beyond.

You may don a safari hat whilst doing so:

 
Jay

Jay

So much for being the "RANGER"

Compliment her. Be honest.

Tell her that you love going down on her when she is shaven (if she had at some point and time) because it feels like your kissing her soft lips. Tell her, that the hair make it less desirable for you. If she would do it (or do it again) you'll focus on making her happy *wink wink* over your happiness because quite frankly my friend, it's all about investment for the future.

I loled at the safari hat though.
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

don't tell her at all. She could get really self-conscious about it.

Instead, make it a game. Confess to her that you've always had a fantasy about trimming your partner, and ask if it would be alright if she'd let you do it to her. Make it fun and playful, and you can hopefully achieve the desired result and have fun at the same time. It will help future trimmings if you show your appreciation right away...turn the trimming into foreplay. When you're done, admire your handiwork, and make sure you let her know how hot she is and how hot she's just made you, and ravish her silly.
 
Espy

Espy

Probably what Tin said. I can't think of a way to tell her that won't make her really self-conscience.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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I gotta agree with Tin. Although I don't *think* it would bug me if the fella straight-up asked me, he never never never EVER would, because he's just too polite... and probably because he knows me better than I know myself. Not that I don't tend to Mademoiselle... but yeah. Making it fun like that is a very good idea. ;)
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Some women would be totally cool with it, I think. And it's only fair... I can be direct with the fella about that kind of thing, and he never makes a fuss. I think he's glad I can be honest.
 
Gusto

Gusto

When I started having sex with my ex I basically straight-up ASKED HER if I should shave/trim/etc.

It might be a good idea to ask her about YOUR fuzz, and maybe she'll ask you the same thing in return.
 
Calleja

Calleja

I'd go with Gusto's idea... your girl sounds like she's not very adventurous sexually (yet *wink*) so the erotic shaving may be too much for her so quickly.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Tinwhistler said:
don't tell her at all. She could get really self-conscious about it.

Instead, make it a game. Confess to her that you've always had a fantasy about trimming your partner, and ask if it would be alright if she'd let you do it to her. Make it fun and playful, and you can hopefully achieve the desired result and have fun at the same time. It will help future trimmings if you show your appreciation right away...turn the trimming into foreplay. When you're done, admire your handiwork, and make sure you let her know how hot she is and how hot she's just made you, and ravish her silly.
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Hmmm... You know, that just might do the trick.

Only now I gotta learn how to shave without using an electric shaver ;)
 
Andi

Andi

Tinwhistler said:
don't tell her at all. She could get really self-conscious about it.

Instead, make it a game. Confess to her that you've always had a fantasy about trimming your partner, and ask if it would be alright if she'd let you do it to her. Make it fun and playful, and you can hopefully achieve the desired result and have fun at the same time. It will help future trimmings if you show your appreciation right away...turn the trimming into foreplay. When you're done, admire your handiwork, and make sure you let her know how hot she is and how hot she's just made you, and ravish her silly.
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This. Absolutely this.

And Tin... I think your avatar has never been more suitable EVER than with this post. :p
 
Ross

Ross

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+1 to Gusto's post. Just exchange preferences. It makes the sex that much more enjoyable for both parties if you're both honest with each other about what you want... just don't go too crazy too quickly :p
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I think Gusto and Tin both have great ideas. I'd say whichever you are more comfortable with, do. Also, I don't know if you're still going clean-shaven, but if oral is something you do regularly, you should ask if she likes it when you have a beard. When I had my long goatee, my ex at the time loved the extra friction it caused.
 
Jay

Jay

Or Gusto's plan can blow up in Ranger's face with her commenting on something he's not exactly comfortable with all the while not falling in that little bit of reverse psych he tried to pull off. Sure, this sounds good in principle but a girl who'll get hurt one way will still get hurt if she hears this in another way. I guess it all depends on the lady and how you feel being honest with her. I told mine in a very honest way early on in our relationship and she understood and complied. I then made it worth it for while and now takes care of that issue on her own on a regular basis. She became comfortable with that part of her sexuality and ironically left her open to try "new stuff" ;) . It's just shaving one's pussy after all, what is going to happen when you'll ask her to do threesomes, dress up like a nurse or to provide you a "Friday night David Carradine special"?
 
Null

Null

I think Tin's advice is better for a longer-term, well-established relationship where you're both comfortable enough to play games. Gusto's advice is solid and much more suited for where you are now.
 
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Element 117

Hook her up with lidocaine and ten thousand hours of laser.

What?
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Null said:
I think Tin's advice is better for a longer-term, well-established relationship where you're both comfortable enough to play games. Gusto's advice is solid and much more suited for where you are now.
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In my long term, well-established relationship, my wife says "you need to trim that shit, it's getting bushy"

heh
 
Baerdog

Baerdog

I told my last girlfriend that I loved going down on her but it was much more pleasant when she kept her pubic hair trimmed short, so she did. In return, I kept mine trimmed short too. Problem solved. Just be honest with her and be willing to reciprocate.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

I agree with Baer. Be honest with her. The way you approach the subject is going to make a difference. If you tell her that a wild bush is gross, then yeah, she's going to feel self-conscious. If you tell her that having her hair trimmed up would turn you on more and make the experience more pleasurable for you both, then I think she'll understand that you're sharing something intimate with her and not trying to make her feel bad.
But that's just me. I don't get the turn on of shaving your partner's nether regions or letting someone else shave mine. Been there. Done that. Both ways (he shaved mine, I shaved his). I can't say it was a good experience.
 
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Chazwozel




And for God's sake, trim that dwarven beard of yours down! If she shaves down there it's going to feel like a Brillo pad is macking her minge.

If I were you I'd learn to love bush for a few more months. I mean, honestly, how would you feel if she went about (even in a nice way) hinting that she'd like you to drop a few pounds because you sweat all over her while having sex. It's really the same concept. Again, dude, you're posting really, really, really personal shit about your girlfriend on a public forum. You've got pictures of her posted here. It's kind of fucked up.
 
Andi

Andi

North_Ranger said:
Dear Dave, Jay or any other forumite,

What is the correct and polite procedure in informing one's female sex partner that her private area is so overgrown with vaginal hair that going down on said partner is somewhat difficult due to the thickness of said hair? How one should then politely suggest removal of said hair?
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Chazwozel said:



And for God's sake, trim that dwarven beard of yours down! If she shaves down there it's going to feel like a Brillo pad is macking her minge.

If I were you I'd learn to love bush for a few more months. I mean, honestly, how would you feel if she went about (even in a nice way) hinting that she'd like you to drop a few pounds because you sweat all over her while having sex. It's really the same concept. Again, dude, you're posting really, really, really personal shit about your girlfriend on a public forum. You've got pictures of her posted here. It's kind of fucked up.
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He never said that this is all about his girlfriend... >:D

j/k here, ranger ^^
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Hm. Thank you, folks, for the helpful advice. If an event like this comes along, I'll be sure to keep them in mind. For my part, this thread's been Answered.

And, just to keep Chaz from blowing a gasket, I was being hypothetical. There's just been some hints and things that have made me wonder, and I just wanted some input for that eventuality.

For the record, the beard's been trimmed. And I don't intend to let it grow bushy again.
 
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Chazwozel

North_Ranger said:
Hm. Thank you, folks, for the helpful advice. If an event like this comes along, I'll be sure to keep them in mind. For my part, this thread's been Answered.

And, just to keep Chaz from blowing a gasket, I was being hypothetical. There's just been some hints and things that have made me wonder, and I just wanted some input for that eventuality.

For the record, the beard's been trimmed. And I don't intend to let it grow bushy again.
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Backhair?
 
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makare

What is personal about saying she has pubic hair? That is a pretty safe thing to assume.
 
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makare

I guess I don't mind people knowing I have pubic hair.

guys, Ive been meaning to tell you, I have pubic hair.
 
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