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Dear Dave, Jay or any other forumite,

What is the correct and polite procedure in informing one's female sex partner that her private area is so overgrown with vaginal hair that going down on said partner is somewhat difficult due to the thickness of said hair? How one should then politely suggest removal of said hair?

Whip out a map just before going down and when she asks you what the map's for, tell her you're trying to find your way through her jungle of love to get to the island of Gina beyond.

You may don a safari hat whilst doing so:

So much for being the "RANGER"

Compliment her. Be honest.

Tell her that you love going down on her when she is shaven (if she had at some point and time) because it feels like your kissing her soft lips. Tell her, that the hair make it less desirable for you. If she would do it (or do it again) you'll focus on making her happy *wink wink* over your happiness because quite frankly my friend, it's all about investment for the future.

I loled at the safari hat though.

don't tell her at all. She could get really self-conscious about it.

Instead, make it a game. Confess to her that you've always had a fantasy about trimming your partner, and ask if it would be alright if she'd let you do it to her. Make it fun and playful, and you can hopefully achieve the desired result and have fun at the same time. It will help future trimmings if you show your appreciation right away...turn the trimming into foreplay. When you're done, admire your handiwork, and make sure you let her know how hot she is and how hot she's just made you, and ravish her silly.

Probably what Tin said. I can't think of a way to tell her that won't make her really self-conscience.

I gotta agree with Tin. Although I don't *think* it would bug me if the fella straight-up asked me, he never never never EVER would, because he's just too polite... and probably because he knows me better than I know myself. Not that I don't tend to Mademoiselle... but yeah. Making it fun like that is a very good idea.

I was gonna say be honest but Tin's idea sounds neat too.

Some women would be totally cool with it, I think. And it's only fair... I can be direct with the fella about that kind of thing, and he never makes a fuss. I think he's glad I can be honest.

When I started having sex with my ex I basically straight-up ASKED HER if I should shave/trim/etc.

It might be a good idea to ask her about YOUR fuzz, and maybe she'll ask you the same thing in return.

I'd go with Gusto's idea... your girl sounds like she's not very adventurous sexually (yet *wink*) so the erotic shaving may be too much for her so quickly.

Agreeing with Gusto here.Asked my GF if she prefered it clean and she in return asked what my preference is.

Tinwhistler said:

don't tell her at all. She could get really self-conscious about it.

Instead, make it a game. Confess to her that you've always had a fantasy about trimming your partner, and ask if it would be alright if she'd let you do it to her. Make it fun and playful, and you can hopefully achieve the desired result and have fun at the same time. It will help future trimmings if you show your appreciation right away...turn the trimming into foreplay. When you're done, admire your handiwork, and make sure you let her know how hot she is and how hot she's just made you, and ravish her silly.

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Hmmm... You know, that just might do the trick.

Only now I gotta learn how to shave without using an electric shaver

Tinwhistler said:

don't tell her at all. She could get really self-conscious about it.

Instead, make it a game. Confess to her that you've always had a fantasy about trimming your partner, and ask if it would be alright if she'd let you do it to her. Make it fun and playful, and you can hopefully achieve the desired result and have fun at the same time. It will help future trimmings if you show your appreciation right away...turn the trimming into foreplay. When you're done, admire your handiwork, and make sure you let her know how hot she is and how hot she's just made you, and ravish her silly.

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This. Absolutely this.

And Tin... I think your avatar has never been more suitable EVER than with this post.

+1 to Gusto's post. Just exchange preferences. It makes the sex that much more enjoyable for both parties if you're both honest with each other about what you want... just don't go too crazy too quickly

I think Gusto and Tin both have great ideas. I'd say whichever you are more comfortable with, do. Also, I don't know if you're still going clean-shaven, but if oral is something you do regularly, you should ask if she likes it when you have a beard. When I had my long goatee, my ex at the time loved the extra friction it caused.

Or Gusto's plan can blow up in Ranger's face with her commenting on something he's not exactly comfortable with all the while not falling in that little bit of reverse psych he tried to pull off. Sure, this sounds good in principle but a girl who'll get hurt one way will still get hurt if she hears this in another way. I guess it all depends on the lady and how you feel being honest with her. I told mine in a very honest way early on in our relationship and she understood and complied. I then made it worth it for while and now takes care of that issue on her own on a regular basis. She became comfortable with that part of her sexuality and ironically left her open to try "new stuff" . It's just shaving one's pussy after all, what is going to happen when you'll ask her to do threesomes, dress up like a nurse or to provide you a "Friday night David Carradine special"?

You have beard. She kisses that, right?

+1 to gusto's advice.

I think Tin's advice is better for a longer-term, well-established relationship where you're both comfortable enough to play games. Gusto's advice is solid and much more suited for where you are now.

Hook her up with lidocaine and ten thousand hours of laser.

What?

Null said:

I think Tin's advice is better for a longer-term, well-established relationship where you're both comfortable enough to play games. Gusto's advice is solid and much more suited for where you are now.

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In my long term, well-established relationship, my wife says "you need to trim that shit, it's getting bushy"

heh

As has already been said, your avatar is oh-so appropriate for this thread.

I told my last girlfriend that I loved going down on her but it was much more pleasant when she kept her pubic hair trimmed short, so she did. In return, I kept mine trimmed short too. Problem solved. Just be honest with her and be willing to reciprocate.

I agree with Baer. Be honest with her. The way you approach the subject is going to make a difference. If you tell her that a wild bush is gross, then yeah, she's going to feel self-conscious. If you tell her that having her hair trimmed up would turn you on more and make the experience more pleasurable for you both, then I think she'll understand that you're sharing something intimate with her and not trying to make her feel bad.
But that's just me. I don't get the turn on of shaving your partner's nether regions or letting someone else shave mine. Been there. Done that. Both ways (he shaved mine, I shaved his). I can't say it was a good experience.

I'm not sure how nobody has posted this yet:

lmao! Years ago I used that as my avatar on another message board.

And for God's sake, trim that dwarven beard of yours down! If she shaves down there it's going to feel like a Brillo pad is macking her minge.

If I were you I'd learn to love bush for a few more months. I mean, honestly, how would you feel if she went about (even in a nice way) hinting that she'd like you to drop a few pounds because you sweat all over her while having sex. It's really the same concept. Again, dude, you're posting really, really, really personal shit about your girlfriend on a public forum. You've got pictures of her posted here. It's kind of fucked up.

It's a Viking beard, not Dwarven. Sheesh Chaz, figured you'd get it right by now....

North_Ranger said:

Dear Dave, Jay or any other forumite,

What is the correct and polite procedure in informing one's female sex partner that her private area is so overgrown with vaginal hair that going down on said partner is somewhat difficult due to the thickness of said hair? How one should then politely suggest removal of said hair?

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Chazwozel said:

And for God's sake, trim that dwarven beard of yours down! If she shaves down there it's going to feel like a Brillo pad is macking her minge.

If I were you I'd learn to love bush for a few more months. I mean, honestly, how would you feel if she went about (even in a nice way) hinting that she'd like you to drop a few pounds because you sweat all over her while having sex. It's really the same concept. Again, dude, you're posting really, really, really personal shit about your girlfriend on a public forum. You've got pictures of her posted here. It's kind of fucked up.

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He never said that this is all about his girlfriend... >

Hm. Thank you, folks, for the helpful advice. If an event like this comes along, I'll be sure to keep them in mind. For my part, this thread's been Answered.

And, just to keep Chaz from blowing a gasket, I was being hypothetical. There's just been some hints and things that have made me wonder, and I just wanted some input for that eventuality.

For the record, the beard's been trimmed. And I don't intend to let it grow bushy again.

North_Ranger said:

Hm. Thank you, folks, for the helpful advice. If an event like this comes along, I'll be sure to keep them in mind. For my part, this thread's been Answered.

And, just to keep Chaz from blowing a gasket, I was being hypothetical. There's just been some hints and things that have made me wonder, and I just wanted some input for that eventuality.

For the record, the beard's been trimmed. And I don't intend to let it grow bushy again.

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Backhair?

What is personal about saying she has pubic hair? That is a pretty safe thing to assume.

Chazwozel said:

Backhair?

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NOYBS.

makare1 said:

What is personal about saying she has pubic hair? That is a pretty safe thing to assume.

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So you'd be ok with your boyfriend announcing to internet about how your vag looks like a Chia Pet?

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North_Ranger;406441][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

Backhair?

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NOYBS.[/QUOTE]

I have no idea what that is or means.

I guess I don't mind people knowing I have pubic hair.

guys, Ive been meaning to tell you, I have pubic hair.

Chazwozel;406442][QUOTE=makare1 said:

What is personal about saying she has pubic hair? That is a pretty safe thing to assume.

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So you'd be ok with your boyfriend announcing to internet about how your vag looks like a Chia Pet?[/QUOTE]

Dude, now I think you're just overreaching. Or perhaps projecting.

North_Ranger;406441][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

Backhair?

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NOYBS.

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I have no idea what that is or means.[/QUOTE]

None of your business, schmuck.

North_Ranger;406447][QUOTE=Chazwozel;406442][QUOTE=makare1 said:

What is personal about saying she has pubic hair? That is a pretty safe thing to assume.

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So you'd be ok with your boyfriend announcing to internet about how your vag looks like a Chia Pet?[/QUOTE]

Dude, now I think you're just overreaching. Or perhaps projecting.

North_Ranger;406441][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

Backhair?

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NOYBS.

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I have no idea what that is or means.[/QUOTE]

None of your business, schmuck.[/QUOTE]


So it's none of my business and yet you're the one posting about her pubes. How am I projecting anything? Why are you making this about me? My pubes aren't the issue at hand.

Threaten to fine her $10,000 per day.

Chazwozel said:

My pubes aren't the issue at hand.

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heh you actually did it. THAT made me laugh.

:wtf:
D:
O.O
:?
:surprised:


I think that about sums things up for me.

makare1 said:

I guess I don't mind people knowing I have pubic hair.

guys, Ive been meaning to tell you, I have pubic hair.

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curse my mammalian nature

I don't think I want to argue this with you, Chaz. I got my answer, that's it. Now it's just you who's getting all upset about hair.

makare1;406452][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

My pubes aren't the issue at hand.

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heh you actually did it. THAT made me laugh.[/QUOTE]


What made me laugh was that you'll flip out over how steak is prepared, and yet you're cool with everyone knowing you can tie a sheep-shank without any rope.

I never flipped out about the steak, that was all you princess, and everyone gets pubic hair... well except those people with that no body hair disease i cant remember what it is called and im not in the mood to look it up.

North_Ranger said:

I don't think I want to argue this with you, Chaz. I got my answer, that's it. Now it's just you who's getting all upset about hair.

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If it's not a big issue then why are you posting the question on the forums out of fear of hurting her feelings? If you'd hurt her feelings by asking her yourself in an intimate setting, what makes you think it's acceptable to bring it to public knowledge? I'm just saying, Mr. big gentleman with the ladies...

Gas is back and he's in fine form!

Oh, hush now Mr. righteous indignation...

North_Ranger said:

Oh, hush now Mr. righteous indignation...

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This?

The issue I'm probing isn't whether or not she has pubic hair (thanks marakre1, I didn't know every fucking human had it). It's a question about her personal grooming and hygiene habits. All I'm stating is that's kind of personal, and I'm wondering why you would post that about someone on a public forum?

If he was talking about odor or something like that then I would see that as personal. But pubic hair not so much.

makare1 said:

If he was talking about odor or something like that then I would see that as personal. But pubic hair not so much.

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So do you tie yours in a knot or a bow?

Chaz. Put a sock in it already. You're the one who's keeping this thing going.

I don't tie mine. it is all fluffy and nice. so nyah

North_Ranger said:

Chaz. Put a sock in it already. You're the one who's keeping this thing going.

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I can tell you braid yours into some nice furry underwear. Toasty.

:wtf:

This guys' is out of control.

Chazwozel;406484][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:

Chaz. Put a sock in it already. You're the one who's keeping this thing going.

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I can tell you braid yours into some nice furry underwear. Toasty.[/QUOTE]

Nope, just the hair on my legs.

makare1 said:

I guess I don't mind people knowing I have pubic hair.

guys, Ive been meaning to tell you, I have pubic hair.

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Now I can't stop thinking about your pubic hair.

(cue comments about my avatar in 3...2...1...)

Let's all do the pubic hair threadlock dance!!!

I too am shocked that anyone here would discuss something personal about their sex life or things of that nature. It's never been done before here on this world wide interweb forum and I won't stand for it now!
-Signed

Sir Snootyberry McTootintots

makare1 said:

I guess I don't mind people knowing I have pubic hair.

guys, Ive been meaning to tell you, I have pubic hair.

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I KNEW IT

Mods, please watch when a thread gets locked. I know you can't see it, but it is locked.

FYI I posted BEFORE you had locked it.

But Gusto, well he's just a rebel, playing by his own rules.